May 20, 2026 • 36 mins
We play the last 3 Words Game, talk about inappropriateness on the show, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Captain Hanson calling in from Camp Ripley. We
are in the field for our two weeks of training
and many of us are sad to hear that Dave
Ryan is retiring. You have earned it, You've done a
great job and we appreciate the entertainment and hope you
enjoy retirement. Rogue three outs the Dave Ryan Show on
kd w B.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Rogue three outs. What does that mean? I'm not really sure.
I do know this. It's Eloise's eleventh birthday to day.
So it's fifth grader over at Ramsey Elementary. Who what
a great name like that? Love that one, and thank
you very much for all the love and all the
shout outs. I appreciate that. What are we doing now, Jenny,
any idea?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, we're going to do the three Words game that
Bailey host.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
O Newish game news Flash, news Flash, news Flash. Psychic
Gary Spivey will be at the broadcast tomorrow and I
don't know, we maybe set up a table for him
to do readings or something like that, a little booth
off of the sign.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Let me make a note.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You can make it out.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You'll have to talk to someone about that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I'm sure you probably in line for Gar.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I reach out to them all America and I'm like, sorry,
we don't have any tables.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What can't help you? There? Can he stand up for
a couple of hours. So Gary Spivey will be there
tomorrow and there will be a line. So I don't
know what time he's going to get there. Gary is
not good with time.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
No, he's on Gary time.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He is on Gary time.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Even when he double checks with me, like the day
before and I'm like, you need to be on air
by seven thirty, not be rolling in at seven forty, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Know, And he's like, yeah, I got it, got it,
got it, I got it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And then what happens?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah exactly, all right, Bailey, tell me about this game.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
So in this game, I give you three words of
a song from the lyrics anywhere in the song, and
then you're going to try and see if you can
name the song. If you can't, you'll say give me six,
and then I'll give you six words instead to see
if you can guess the song.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Then I love it, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
So the category for three words today are universal songs
that even the kids know, even like little kids know.
These are universal songs everyone in the world should know.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm ready, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Your first three words are won't stop.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Grooving, can stop, won't stop, can't can't stop, won't stop grooving.
I need six Well you I.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Just gave it. Can't I can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Grooving, and I can't stop and I won't stop put
in the mountains? What is it? You're right? I should
have known that one. For some reason, I was thinking
of children's songs.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Oh no, these are songs that everyone everybody, not not
wheels on the box. Yeah, like they didn't need to
be born. You know, when it came out, they're gonna
know it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Anything I see, Okay, Okay, now I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Idiot, Okay, your next song is your next three words?
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
O'riley's oh oh, O'Reilly not that one. Kids know that?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh wait, let me try
it again.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You do it, Jenny, Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, that's that's a song.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
A few times. Make him go oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Make him go oh oh oh.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I see these songs. You should know them, and I
can't think.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We absolute one hundred percent know this song.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's from the chorus.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Even make them go oh oh oh and then you know,
ou out, oh girl, you make my booty go out?
Oh oh it's usher. Yeah, that's not a bad guess though.
He's thinking about that.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Song and goes, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna help Dave. He's phoning a friend. That's
our guest. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, that's not okay?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I mean would it have helped if I had said,
ah uh.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Uh yeah, make him go up?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That sounds like up. But these are tough.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, I guess all right. Your next three words are
girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh, girl quit playing? Girl quit playing games with my heart.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'll give you seven. Are we an item? Girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yo, Dave, David?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Are we an item? Just call it quits now, buddy,
girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Everybody text in flaming Dave.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I don't know, all right, I'm the column of three.
We all start saying it three two one?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are we an item?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Girl quit playing?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
We're just friends?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What are you saying?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Is it fair to say I don't know that song
very well?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It doesn't fair to say that. Yeah, the universal song.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kids know me and Mama RNDA song right there? Yes,
we did it at Boo bash all right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Your next three words my favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Tune, m my favorite tune, and we danced all night
to my favorite tune.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, no, do you want six?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
The DJ dropped my favorite tune.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The DJ dropped my favorite tune. And then I fly
away yay yeah, party in the USA. Yes, all right,
So I got one of four.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You got one of four so far, you only have
two left.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Your next three words are prove I'm right.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
M.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Prove I'm right now and then and approve I'm right
now and then and approved right and prove I'm right.
Prove I'm right.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Nine and nine words. Okay, all right, Bailly's like, shut up.
Prove I'm right. I put it in a song. I
put it in the song. Prove I'm right. I put
it in a song. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm right, I put it in song. Proove i'm right.
I put it in song. Proove I'm right. I put
it in a song. Prove I'm no. All right.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Your last three words, okay, last three words pennies and dimes.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh nothing, pennies and dimes.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I give you.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
These are pennies and dimes. At least is more memorable
than something like my favorite two. Oh oh, pennies and dimes.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Pennies and dimes. I'd give pennies and dimes to be
with you, Be with you.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's pennies and dimes for a kiss.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh okay, Pennies and dimes were to kiss. Pennies and dimes.
I know it, Yes you do. Pennies and dimes were
a kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You're even saying it like in the right case.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I know, I am, I know. Pennies and dimes were
a kiss. And give me one more clue.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, and.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Now I'm on my way call me maybe by Carli
ray Jackson. Yes, kiss, I wasn't looking for this. Truly
a moment, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Well you got party in the USA, and then you
got that one after I gave you a thousand.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Words, So show I did.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Okay, and everyone, if you're saying, hey, I don't like
this this game, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What Dave's idea. It was Dave's idea for this game.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's also over after to anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, we should play one of those songs.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, so Dave your options. Shake it Off by Taylor Swift.
Firework by Katie Perry Baby by Justin Bieber, Party in
the Usa by Miley Cyrus, What makes You Beautiful by
One Direction?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Or Call Me by Carl Rage Upson, Let's do what
makes You Beautiful by one Direction? Amazingful, beautiful? What makes
You Beautiful by one direction?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Song? Good choice? Thank you David for playing three.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Bailey r Ip three words game one d KD w B.
I love that song. What's the other song that I
really liked with the funny video changes?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Not?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh that's even a better song.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I liked Story of My Life. I like best song ever.
I was a huge fan. I went to three one
Direction com.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Played at the Gopher Stadium one time. Didn't they Yeah,
I'm sure they did. Yeah they didn't. It rain like
pour down rain during that show.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
No, it didn't because I was there, and I remember
Katie w B was there. Because they had the little
like a photo frame thing that you could hold up.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I have a picture of me and I was so skinny, Dave,
I was, you are skinny, real skinny? I was like
twenty three.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I will tell you you know what. That's the funny
thing about it is you don't realize how amazing your
body looks until until you're older. What was the picture?
Somebody had a picture of me with my shirt off
from the back.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I do because our old web guy, Mike shout Out.
Mike sent me a bunch of random photos that I
didn't ask to have, okay, because then they automatically go
in my gallery and one's of your butt cheek, one
is not your full butt cheek, but some cracking, and
then of your nurples as well, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
My back looks really good from.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
The back, pretty like fit in tone.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Fit in tone, and now it's all covered with hair.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
You want me to make sure I post it on
our story. You want me to post it on our
story because I think your butt cracks hanging out in
it was puss and you don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Pus?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Is it this one?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Because your crack is real out I think, Steve, And
then Steve's Harry nipple is almost in it too, So
I will post it on our story so that everyone
can see Dave's back muscle.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know, it reminds me of Steve and I had
to get the sleeping bag together one time naked, and
I don't remember what.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I don't remembering that we had to Yeah, you didn't
you did it for.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We had to do it six days in a row.
Oh god, for an hour at a time while making
kind I don't remember the context.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
My god.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So funny because fan fiction there's so many things that like,
people go, do you remember the time that you did this?
And I'm like, I have no memory of that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Then they're traumatized.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Maybe so, and then other times people will be like,
do you remember me? I met you with the State
Fair and I was with that. I was wearing that
rainbow shirt and I'd be like, I totally remember your name.
Your name is Brian. It was like, oh my god.
So it's just weird, but my brain filters out.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
So getting this picture posted as we speak, but I'm
trying to take you in and so you can.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Repost it for yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
But if you go to Dave Ryan Show on Instagram
or Facebook, because it automatically feeds to Facebook as well,
you'll see it on our stories.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So why don't we say fit in tone? That's what
we said, fit in tone two thousand and six. I
didn't put the year.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
It was about two thousand and six. All right, Jenny,
you're ready, I'm ready, must do it. Oh Jenny's been Hunra.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
My only personality trade at the moment is the fact
that I met an Australian man in Bali and I'm kind.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Of obsessed with him.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
And we had a conversation about if he ever came
to the United States, where he would want to go.
And I figured, like, he's going to say, you know,
some typical places, maybe like LA or something New York.
Well he did say New York City, Texas, and Miami
were his three places.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So then I started thinking about.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Like, if you are from a different country, what city
is would you say, are like the best to come
to the United States?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
See?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And I feel like everyone thinks of New York City
right away, But what are the other cities if you
had to pick three or four that you would say
this kind of defines the United States.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's a really good question. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Can I give like two that are going to be
two that normal people wouldn't say?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I would say Washington, d C.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Because of history and stuff, so you can learn all
about our history and culture and whatever. But then also
like random just thought of it, two harbors, so you
can get some like a little bit of small town vibe,
but then also nature because there's so much, Like so
many small towns in the United States, there's so much
nature and you don't really when you go to like
La or New York, you don't get to see what like.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Actual life is. That's a very good point. Yeah, because
small town Midwest, flyover country, USA, and it's beautiful up there.
And if you're coming from you know, Paris or you
know stutent Gart. Yeah, Student Guard don't no cities like that, right,
So yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's one big city one history Guard.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I think it's small one.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, Yeah, I think I would.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I would recommend New York City because I just think
that it's such a crazy city and it just would
be fun to see. I would want something that involves
mountains because that's like my personality. So I feel like
Jackson would be fun because Jackson and the city itself
is fun. But then it's right next to the Grand Titan,
so you can get a little nature and city life
in there, and.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Then I feel like it's got to be a good
coastal city.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I would probably go with like San Diego because
I think San Diego's beautiful and it's chill and a
little more laid back, but still a big city with
hiking and a beach beaches, so those would be mine.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I would say maybe Miami, because there's no city quite
like Miami probably anywhere else in the world. I don't
know that for sure. I'm not a big traveler, but
I'm gonna go ahead and say Miami. But I really
liked Bailey's Two Harbors. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Queued up there.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
There's like waterfalls and lake superiors right there. But then
there's also like that candy shop that you'll like, Jenny, Oh,
I can't think of it right lakes, Yes, great chocolate,
and there's like the pies are up there, the rustic
in Betty's pies are all up there.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Ll no other strip of land like it in the
world exactly. That is a really good one, that thinkful
little question, Jenny. I appreciate that Jenny's been on Reddit.
We were talking a little while ago, totally changing subjects
that you know, we've been on the show together, the
four of us for like exactly two years. Jenny's been
here for ten years, Vaughn's been here for a little
(13:56):
over two years. Bailey got here like a year ago
this Friday, as a two years ago. That's what I
meant two years ago this Friday, and I've been here forever,
and we were talking about, well, you're the dirtiest one
on the show. No, you're the dirtiest one on the show.
So I will go ahead and start ranking who is
the naughtiest one on the show, and I would say
probably Jenny, but closely followed by surprise, Are you ready, Bailey?
(14:20):
J has yes, because once in a while you are
like the kid who's always behaving themselves in class, but
once in a while brings a brick of fire crackers
to class and then sets them off in the girl's bathroom.
You it's a good bit that is you, because once
in a while you'll pop up with something that's disgusting.
I remember one time you talked about the jayword on
(14:42):
the radio. Not on the radio, but we were here.
Do you know what the J word is? If I
said J word the jay word.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Even confused, I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Ji the release?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh yeah, are no?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Because I remember even you It was you because you
shocked me about it and You're like, oh yeah, jay
were jay word? Jayward?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
And I'm like, I wouldn't have said it four times
in a row.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You were the one, and so I was like, I've
never heard Jenny talk like that. So I would say
Jenny's the first naughtiest person on the show, followed by Bailey,
then me, and then Vaanton. Really Vaunt's really not nerdy.
He'll say something like inappropriate but not disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Sometimes out of nowhere, like I found this video was
very or I can't even say what I said, but
todave I said, and that's why your stinks, your piece thinks,
And it was just random, not not the p.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Words you're thinking of p ends with a y. And
you looked at me like what that once in a while.
And that's the great thing about it. You know, if
you become too predictable, you're dirty all the time, then
it's not funny anymore because it's too predictable. Yeah you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
See, I disagree.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I think of everybody, the dirtiest is you, Dave, because
you're always.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You're doing the like I don't know, you're like hump
in the wall.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did that yesterday for a bit. It was pretty funny.
I was talking about somebody who was really hot, and
then I studio for that, I assaulted the wall, and
I was like.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Just you don't have to mock it again.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Like it I'll say, oh, I saw my friend Jackie,
and you'll say something so disgusting about my good friend Jacqueline.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
And so I think you're.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Number one, Imber one. Jenny number two for obvious reasons.
Vont number three because sometimes he's just like, yeah, Matt
girl Lissa, he licks his lips, and then me last,
because I'm an angel.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's the only thing is Jenny, she is very dirty
about me. Here's what I have to say. I am
fully dirty on the radio, and it's equivalent to off air,
Whereas Bailey does come off air and all of a sudden,
these things come out of her mouth that nobody expects
and it's shocking, and we're like.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Bailey just said that, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Whereas like, I'm just the same on air and off air.
You know, I'm just stilthy. So I would probably rank
Dave Bailey me vaunt what Yeah, I think.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's Dave number one without a doubt. Jenny me Bailey.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
See, that's what I said.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
You're not in here enough. You're not in here enough
to know what Bailey does.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Two observations Number one, Bailey is cleaner on the radio
because she's worried that her mom's going to hear that
she's actually made love to uh regular guys.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I have never touched that man in my life. See
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Off the air, She's like, yeah, Jayward.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
J would ever say that three times in a row?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yes? Right, Bloody Mary.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Will come out of the mirror kill me.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And then Jenny got I'm going to tell you a
quick story about Jenny. When Jenny was new were on
the show, I was very respectful around Jenny because I
didn't know her that well, and I wasn't going to
talk about dirty filthy Philth Florene filth around Jenny and
I and and so Jenny was like, we were talking
one time, and I'm like, Jenny, I'm not going to
talk about that with you. I have too much respect
for you. Do you remember this, Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I remember all of it. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And she said, no, I want you to include me
in the dirty filthy Philth floren filth conversation. And I said,
and I said, I can't do that, Jenny, I've got
too much respect for you. Now we talk about Jay
Word all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
We did talk about that quite often. It's weird.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's weird that you think that two co workers would
talk about that, but we do here. And I remember
confronting you and I was like, I want to be
in on the dirty jokes because you would just talk
to Fallon and Steve and then I'd be in my
own little studio watching you guys cackle laugh, and I
was like, I want to be a part of it,
and I'd.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Like have a single tear coming down my own.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm still a little bit more respectful of you than
I ever was of Fallon and Steve when it came
to like filth and Flaren and Philter. But once in
a while, but the genue will bring up things like
her nipples being really high on her on her boobs. Yeah,
and I like, you know, pick up my phone and
start scrolling because I don't want any part of that
conversation comfortable. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
I was like, Dave, did you hear everything I just said?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Dave, I was talking to you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Jenny was showing off bruises to Bailey from surfing in Bali,
and she was like, this is a little bit too
much leg don't look, Dave. And then Bailey's like, now,
go ahead and show him, go ahead and show him.
So I looked, but then You're like, I got one
on my butt cheek, and I'm like, I'm going to
get coffee. I don't want to any part of it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And I got to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
She did it.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I took a picture, so if you want it, let
me know and venmo me three dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have the pictures of it on my phone too,
because I was sending it to someone, because not all
the bruises are from surfing.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We know.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Jed smiles. She smiles like the Grinch.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Says lo o, l okay. What the hell is the
J word that Bailey supposedly said. I can't think of
a dirty J word.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well, think of the last letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We are film.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's got two of those letters in it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Do you remember the me a minute, I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Know what did Dave teach you? Dave taught me boococky.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oh, I was talking about hot Carl.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, No, not that one. What did the not? What
did what did he teach you?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Cleveland steamer?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
No? And remember Bailey was.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Like, oh my gosh, I don't even know what that is.
I never mind. I know roadhouse. Road was like, yeah, roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Did somebody explain it to you?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
You did it? Detail?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
A graph? A chart? Yeah? Look here, Okay, he's got.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
That.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
This studio has seen, even like we're in a brand
new one, even in like the month we've been in
this one, it's seen a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Dave's humped the wall. I've seen him many.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Times, not many times, many One time it gets as bad.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
You told me what you've seen of Steve his body parts,
and I was like, oh.
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Right, I never was in a room for that conversation.
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I didn't. It's hilarious. Wait a minute there, did you
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Speaker 2 (21:54):
People are asking, are you nervous about tomorrow's show at
Mall of America nerve and excited. I'm nervous because I
want everybody who comes to watch to be like that
was cool. I'm glad I got up and came down
early for that, But I'm nervous they'll be like, God,
I drove all the way down here, got up at
five in the morning for this this guy at a party,
(22:15):
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like go Dave
Royven thought was like, I'm supposed to just look at him,
And why are you coming tomorrow, Brie? Why in the world,
Secretary Bree is here, Why in the world do you
even care to come to this broadcast tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Well, I figured I have to say goodbye to you
before you die my last chance.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It could because I'm not getting younger. Yeah, I know,
exactly true. What are you expecting when when you come down?
What are you expecting to to like be entertained by?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I can'tnot wait for the roast. I think Fallon's going
to just kill it. That's I'm most looking forward to
Fallon roasting.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, Yeah, we'll save her for near the end. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Would you say that when we did the Minnesota Goodbye
Live podcast that we did a good job at that?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Okay? So fun because you were also very nervous ahead of.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That, and I feel like it went over very very
well and people were like begging us to do more.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So it's great.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Anyways, you're gonna have to come back and do a
lot more live broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't know. I don't think so. I So tell
me whether this is wrong or not. Okay, so tell
me whether this is What do you think because you're
married and you're miserable. Also, of course, no, you're not.
I'm kidding, You're very happy. So so next week, like
on Tuesday, I was going to drive to Colorado with
my dog Bernie and spend like indefinite time out there
(23:27):
hiking and motorcycling and seeing friends and relatives. And then
I found out Susan's leaving town. She's going to be
going down to Nashville or somewhere with a friend of hers.
So I was thinking about just hanging around the house
while she's gone, and then when she comes back, then
I'll leave, like we'll pass in the night, two ships
passing in the night. Perfect. Is that wrong? Is it
wrong to want to be like get a vacation from
(23:48):
your partner?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Never?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
No, I think that it makes a relationship hotter and
sexier when you have some time apart those days. Yeah,
I was going to say, because I feel like if
I was with a partner and I didn't see them
for like a week, I just want to jump their
bones as soon as they were back.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
With you all the time. No I'm not, But then no.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
No I'm not.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I got I've gotten past that phase of my life.
But then like a week later, I'm like please don't
touch me. I'm like trying to sleep and I'm bloated,
you know. So I do think a good absence from
each other and separation is good for a relationships.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's had enough of me. I really it's like she's
just like you. I know. We got some really nice
talkbacks on the talkback feature in the iHeartRadio app from
people who remember certain things from the show, so we
thought we play somebody's back and thank you. I appreciate these.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
This is Rachel in two Fall, South Dakota, seeing congratulations
to Dave on his retirement. Listened for twenty five plus years,
says daycare every single morning.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
My favorite memory is.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Dave Ryan granting a Christmas wish for my good friend,
my daycare lady, who was a lunch lady and having
that in common with Dave, who is also the son
of a lunch lady.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Mama was a lunch lady.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
We are happy for you and your retirement and we're
going to miss you.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Ah, thank you, Wow, shout out Rachel. And when I
was in like fourth or fifth grade going through the
lunch line at Wolford Elementary and there was my friendly, smiling,
happy mom behind the counter with a hairnet on and
a white shirt on, and I was so proud, like,
that's my mom, she's the lunch lady.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Somebody says via text, do we bring a chair tomorrow
to Mall of America?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Don't bring a chair. Can you imagine if he brings
it like a camp chair? No, don't bring a chair.
I think they will have chairs, but you might just
in that there might be standing.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I don't know, Yeah, I think there. It'll probably be
like when there's big concerts there where you can stand
on the different levels too. Yeah, but there will be
definitely some chairs. I think all of America's security is
going to come in on their little law scooters or
whatever they're called what do they ride, and they're going
to tell you to get rid of those chairs if
you bring them yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, don't bring a chair. Also, somebody says via text,
are the roast happening throughout the show tomorrow or at
a specific time we're shooting for, like seven thirty five.
Steve won't be there till close to eight o'clock, but
he's probably going to go last anyway, So Jenny's probably
going to go first, yeah, Bailey and Von and then
probably the former show members.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, because they're all going to be funnier then way funnier.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, here's more talkbacks. Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I remember the first time I met you, Dave.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
We were on Booty Cruise and I was just completely
starstruck and I didn't know what to say, so I
freaked out and I went.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh, my god, Dave, my husband loves you.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Can I please have a photo with you?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Know what else to say.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And he wouldn't believe that I met you.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And over the years you've just been fantastic. Congratulations on retirement.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh thanks, that is very nice. My husband loves you.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
That's funny because people have said that to us a lot,
like when they come to like the state Fair.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Oh, my wife listens to you. My husband listens to you, and.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
We are always like, okay, it's okay if you listen
to us too, you know, that's okay. You don't have
to give us like the caveat Well, my wife likes you,
so that's.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Maybe all of those people who said that they actually like.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's kind of like saying asking for a friend, yes, exactly, right, friend,
more talkbacks.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Hi, Dave, This is Katie from Ramsey in Minnesota, and
I have been listening to a whole thirty three years
I've been alive.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
One of my favorite memories is hearing the older gentleman
saying it's now time for Dave's dirt on one on
one point three Katie w B. I wish you're the
best in your retirement. I'm really gonna miss hearing your voice.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
On the radio. That's very sweet. That guy was Brian
James and he is no longer with us, and he
had the voice of God. That's about this guy.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Whoops, Sorry, I'm late, Dave. I was taken back the
live Cobra. I bought j Lo and Ben for their wedding.
Here's the dirt on Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes did you find that? Don't ask me, I got
I got resources.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wow, one of those. It's time for Dave's dirt.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
These are a bunch of like outtakes, so he'll probably
mess up in Here's see.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Hey, Dave, you know what must be nice for Blue
Cantrell never being bothered for an autograph like never ever, dude.
Here's Dave's dute on Katy w B.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Just got astray from Brian j.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Man, who is to radio what Brian Dunkleman was to
American Idol.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Dave, Ryan with the dirt on Katy W b Well,
these are rich.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Can you explain that reference because I don't think I know.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Who that is Brian Dunkleman. When American Idol first signed
on in year number one, there were two hosts, Ryan
Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman. Yes, and they thought they needed
Brian Dunkleman because he was a comedian, and they immediately
found out after one season they didn't need to hosts
on American Idol. So so much for Brian Brian dunc
poor kid.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Only in the first season.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'll play one more Brian James that they will go
back to the talkbacks.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Hey Dave, it's now official. Ruben Studdard's boobs they're bigger
than Kelly Clark's.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
And with the rest of the dirt there's Ryan and
Katie W.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
B Man. Those are funny. Yeah, I think I think
I did ye How old are those?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Those had to be from like two thousand and two
or three, they would be.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, I have more talk backs.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hey Dave, Ryan in the morning show, we love you guys.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Dave.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
We will miss you.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Thirty three years a long time. I have a great retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That sweet thank you another one.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Okay, Hey Dave, I feel like I grew up with
you because I've been here since you got here and
we are about the same age, so you know, growing up.
I want to wish you well. You are going to
be missed. We're going to miss hearing your voice just
like everyone else. I wish you well and maybe we'll.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
See you around well, I hope. So you know, if
you run into me in cub or buyer Ley's or
you know, somewhere like that, then come over and say hi.
Now yeah you look at me and go mmmm you
run actually the opposite direction. Rough with fall. Two more
talk backs for you.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
Dave, Dave Ryan, congrats on retirement. My favorite Dave memory
is also one of the best nights of my life.
On the Shineedown cruise, I spoke to every single one
of you. I got great pictures. I am the girl
that took your picture at the very end on the
upstairs of the boat. I will never forget that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I have to know.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
After Friday are the Dave Ryan and the Minnesota Goodbye
Podcast staying on iHeart I have to listen over and
over and over to fill this huge, gaping hole that
will now exist with that.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know, it would be a little embarrassing if they
deleted every Minnesota Goodbye from the past. But it also
it's you know, it's iHeartRadio, so you never know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
But I love a lot of the other podcasts are
still on iHeartRadio, like you can listen to really old
like Christmas Wish and Okay, a bunch of other stuff,
so I can only imagine they'll stay.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay, go anymore, O, Brian James, let me hear more
bright somebody so funny. I'm hearing him for the first time.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Now it's time for Orley's Dirt. Here's your host, Orley
you what? Oh sorry, I keep getting you mixed up
with my favorite DJ. Anyway, go ahead with your little
dirt thing. Gossip Boy, gossip Boy, who's for you?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Orley Knutson was a legendary DJ. He was over on
WLTE back in the nineties and he's a buddy of Miune.
We're friends on Facebook and he's like eighty five years
old now he's just the coolest old guy. Orley cleats
and what a great Minnesota name.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Today's dirt he's brought to you by Hickory Farms. We
challenge you to walk by us in the mall without
your boyfriend making a joke about sausages.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Good luck. Here's Dave's dirt. I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Variety intro.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well that was you know when I cared enough to
write intros for these, And now I don't care. We
don't even do an intro anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Do you stopped playing me?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We stopped playing them? No, we don't.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
We do, No, we don't we stop playing them. We
have them, okay, sir.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
It is brought to you by Captain Morgan.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Captain Morgan responsible for getting more people fired at their
company Christmas party than any other liquor. Here's Dave's dirt
on Kati WB.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
These are adorable.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Oh I can go on hold on Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And what a voice this guy has. Oh yeah, literally,
I'm going to send you these. I literally had like
thirty of them. Wow for the.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Memes, and now it's time for Dave's dirt on kat WB.
Today's dirt is brought to you by Coon Rapids. Coon Rapids,
what is this making? What a noka Coon rapids making
a noka look good since eighteen fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's funny. How we had to fumble with it a
little bit. He didn't get it. Yeah, he's a straight
little straight.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Out takes before we begin the dirt, since it's Christmas,
and i'd like to quote from the Bible if i may,
page three hundred forty two. Amen, page three hundred forty two.
Thank you, And now here's Dave on one three.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
These intros take up half of Dave's dirt.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That was back when I was so funny. It was
so funny back then it happened, I don't know, instead
of working with us. Yeah, I want more.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
And now here's your man. Hey, Dave, it's now official.
Reuben studdardslay that one already.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Let's see.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Hey, remember Clay Aiken you do kind of okay, we'll
ask you again next month.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
And now Dave's dirt. I'm Katie.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
If there's more, maybe we save some for a fris.
I'd love to hear more then.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I have not heard those since they were new, and
I've forgotten all about him. I don't remember a single
one of those jokes at all.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I believe his voice.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's great and We even got a text about doing
like the Blooper real of you messing up commercials and stuff,
and we were going to do that today we just
ran out of t I'm but bond and I plan
on playing those some of those back on Friday.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So so the rundown is tomorrow, we're doing the live
show and we're doing like games and you know, match
game and prizes and the roast and all that stuff.
But then on Friday, I mean, we're doing more kind
of like what the show was today with you know,
and I'm hoping this is what I think that you
guys owe to me a special surprise guest. Now, I
don't want to put any pressure on you. You have
everyone coming tomorrow, but it's not a surprise because I'm
(34:26):
the one that called them.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a mind fault. You went and did all yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Right, or that you gave us a week notice.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You think I wasn't trying to think of multiple surprises.
You ruined everything.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Missus Fields, get Missus Fields to come. I mean, that'd
be a great.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Sho walk in and you'd say who is They would
walk in and say who is this?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He wouldn't say who was this? He would hug them
and then walking like and then he'd be like, you're
making excuses already, Jenny, get a surprise guest to kill you.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Just not be ahead of the game and just got
us our goals.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Welcome to Delicious. The culver's lazy, that guy, why don't
you give him? How about the mayor? They do them.
They ain't doing anything you've been outside lately.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
If you want, I want, though the chant happened in one.
You want the mayor may Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
She's great. Oh, Fry would be great. Yeah he's very
melvin Is.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
He's not the mayor anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Not but that'd be a good surprise guest.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
But then they'd walk in and you'd be like, you, guys,
this is my last show and all I want to
do is talk about me, And now I.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Got to talk and interview the mayor.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's every day. She's not wrong, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Okay, I can get Mama Ronda to come in.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Is the surprise guest.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
We will blindfold you and just like let you feel
all up on someone and then you have to figure
out because you guys try to do that to fallin
one time for a birthday what yeah, you asked me
to ask my guy friends who had six packs if
they would come in and take their shirts off, and
Fally got to feel them and.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Try to figure out who they were. The weirdest question.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
I've ever ask my guy friends before in my life.
But then we ended up getting that one guy, Jason
that had all the eight pack that Steve was friends with.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I think bring him in, bring him the woner.
That's all we gotta go. We run over time and
we will see you tomorrow. Next time you hear Us
Live will be from the Mall of America tomorrow morning
from six until ten with everybody who's ever been anybody
on the Dave Ryan Show all going to be there.
The list is going to be Leave Walls, Vick Extreme, Jamie,
(36:29):
Angie Taylor, Corey Foley, All Live, Wilson Intern, John, Lena Fallon,
and Steve O tomorrow from the Mall of America on
KDB
This is Captain Hanson calling in from Camp Ripley. We
are in the field for our two weeks of training
and many of us are sad to hear that Dave
Ryan is retiring. You have earned it, You've done a
great job and we appreciate the entertainment and hope you
enjoy retirement. Rogue three outs the Dave Ryan Show on
kd w B.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Rogue three outs. What does that mean? I'm not really sure.
I do know this. It's Eloise's eleventh birthday to day.
So it's fifth grader over at Ramsey Elementary. Who what
a great name like that? Love that one, and thank
you very much for all the love and all the
shout outs. I appreciate that. What are we doing now, Jenny,
any idea?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, we're going to do the three Words game that
Bailey host.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
O Newish game news Flash, news Flash, news Flash. Psychic
Gary Spivey will be at the broadcast tomorrow and I
don't know, we maybe set up a table for him
to do readings or something like that, a little booth
off of the sign.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Let me make a note.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You can make it out.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You'll have to talk to someone about that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I'm sure you probably in line for Gar.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I reach out to them all America and I'm like, sorry,
we don't have any tables.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What can't help you? There? Can he stand up for
a couple of hours. So Gary Spivey will be there
tomorrow and there will be a line. So I don't
know what time he's going to get there. Gary is
not good with time.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
No, he's on Gary time.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He is on Gary time.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Even when he double checks with me, like the day
before and I'm like, you need to be on air
by seven thirty, not be rolling in at seven forty, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Know, And he's like, yeah, I got it, got it,
got it, I got it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And then what happens?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah exactly, all right, Bailey, tell me about this game.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
So in this game, I give you three words of
a song from the lyrics anywhere in the song, and
then you're going to try and see if you can
name the song. If you can't, you'll say give me six,
and then I'll give you six words instead to see
if you can guess the song.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Then I love it, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
So the category for three words today are universal songs
that even the kids know, even like little kids know.
These are universal songs everyone in the world should know.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm ready, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Your first three words are won't stop.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Grooving, can stop, won't stop, can't can't stop, won't stop grooving.
I need six Well you I.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Just gave it. Can't I can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Grooving, and I can't stop and I won't stop put
in the mountains? What is it? You're right? I should
have known that one. For some reason, I was thinking
of children's songs.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Oh no, these are songs that everyone everybody, not not
wheels on the box. Yeah, like they didn't need to
be born. You know, when it came out, they're gonna
know it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Anything I see, Okay, Okay, now I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Idiot, Okay, your next song is your next three words?
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
O'riley's oh oh, O'Reilly not that one. Kids know that?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh wait, let me try
it again.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You do it, Jenny, Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, that's that's a song.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
A few times. Make him go oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Make him go oh oh oh.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I see these songs. You should know them, and I
can't think.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We absolute one hundred percent know this song.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's from the chorus.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Even make them go oh oh oh and then you know,
ou out, oh girl, you make my booty go out?
Oh oh it's usher. Yeah, that's not a bad guess though.
He's thinking about that.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Song and goes, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna help Dave. He's phoning a friend. That's
our guest. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, that's not okay?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I mean would it have helped if I had said,
ah uh.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Uh yeah, make him go up?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That sounds like up. But these are tough.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, I guess all right. Your next three words are
girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh, girl quit playing? Girl quit playing games with my heart.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'll give you seven. Are we an item? Girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yo, Dave, David?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Are we an item? Just call it quits now, buddy,
girl quit playing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Everybody text in flaming Dave.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I don't know, all right, I'm the column of three.
We all start saying it three two one?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are we an item?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Girl quit playing?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
We're just friends?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What are you saying?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Is it fair to say I don't know that song
very well?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It doesn't fair to say that. Yeah, the universal song.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kids know me and Mama RNDA song right there? Yes,
we did it at Boo bash all right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Your next three words my favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Tune, m my favorite tune, and we danced all night
to my favorite tune.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, no, do you want six?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
The DJ dropped my favorite tune.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The DJ dropped my favorite tune. And then I fly
away yay yeah, party in the USA. Yes, all right,
So I got one of four.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You got one of four so far, you only have
two left.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Your next three words are prove I'm right.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
M.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Prove I'm right now and then and approve I'm right
now and then and approved right and prove I'm right.
Prove I'm right.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Nine and nine words. Okay, all right, Bailly's like, shut up.
Prove I'm right. I put it in a song. I
put it in the song. Prove I'm right. I put
it in a song. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm right, I put it in song. Proove i'm right.
I put it in song. Proove I'm right. I put
it in a song. Prove I'm no. All right.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Your last three words, okay, last three words pennies and dimes.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh nothing, pennies and dimes.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I give you.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
These are pennies and dimes. At least is more memorable
than something like my favorite two. Oh oh, pennies and dimes.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Pennies and dimes. I'd give pennies and dimes to be
with you, Be with you.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's pennies and dimes for a kiss.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh okay, Pennies and dimes were to kiss. Pennies and dimes.
I know it, Yes you do. Pennies and dimes were
a kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You're even saying it like in the right case.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I know, I am, I know. Pennies and dimes were
a kiss. And give me one more clue.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, and.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Now I'm on my way call me maybe by Carli
ray Jackson. Yes, kiss, I wasn't looking for this. Truly
a moment, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Well you got party in the USA, and then you
got that one after I gave you a thousand.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Words, So show I did.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Okay, and everyone, if you're saying, hey, I don't like
this this game, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What Dave's idea. It was Dave's idea for this game.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's also over after to anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, we should play one of those songs.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, so Dave your options. Shake it Off by Taylor Swift.
Firework by Katie Perry Baby by Justin Bieber, Party in
the Usa by Miley Cyrus, What makes You Beautiful by
One Direction?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Or Call Me by Carl Rage Upson, Let's do what
makes You Beautiful by one Direction? Amazingful, beautiful? What makes
You Beautiful by one direction?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Song? Good choice? Thank you David for playing three.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Bailey r Ip three words game one d KD w B.
I love that song. What's the other song that I
really liked with the funny video changes?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Not?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh that's even a better song.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I liked Story of My Life. I like best song ever.
I was a huge fan. I went to three one
Direction com.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Played at the Gopher Stadium one time. Didn't they Yeah,
I'm sure they did. Yeah they didn't. It rain like
pour down rain during that show.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
No, it didn't because I was there, and I remember
Katie w B was there. Because they had the little
like a photo frame thing that you could hold up.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I have a picture of me and I was so skinny, Dave,
I was, you are skinny, real skinny? I was like
twenty three.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I will tell you you know what. That's the funny
thing about it is you don't realize how amazing your
body looks until until you're older. What was the picture?
Somebody had a picture of me with my shirt off
from the back.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I do because our old web guy, Mike shout Out.
Mike sent me a bunch of random photos that I
didn't ask to have, okay, because then they automatically go
in my gallery and one's of your butt cheek, one
is not your full butt cheek, but some cracking, and
then of your nurples as well, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
My back looks really good from.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
The back, pretty like fit in tone.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Fit in tone, and now it's all covered with hair.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
You want me to make sure I post it on
our story. You want me to post it on our
story because I think your butt cracks hanging out in
it was puss and you don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Pus?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Is it this one?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Because your crack is real out I think, Steve, And
then Steve's Harry nipple is almost in it too, So
I will post it on our story so that everyone
can see Dave's back muscle.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know, it reminds me of Steve and I had
to get the sleeping bag together one time naked, and
I don't remember what.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I don't remembering that we had to Yeah, you didn't
you did it for.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We had to do it six days in a row.
Oh god, for an hour at a time while making
kind I don't remember the context.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
My god.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So funny because fan fiction there's so many things that like,
people go, do you remember the time that you did this?
And I'm like, I have no memory of that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Then they're traumatized.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Maybe so, and then other times people will be like,
do you remember me? I met you with the State
Fair and I was with that. I was wearing that
rainbow shirt and I'd be like, I totally remember your name.
Your name is Brian. It was like, oh my god.
So it's just weird, but my brain filters out.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
So getting this picture posted as we speak, but I'm
trying to take you in and so you can.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Repost it for yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
But if you go to Dave Ryan Show on Instagram
or Facebook, because it automatically feeds to Facebook as well,
you'll see it on our stories.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So why don't we say fit in tone? That's what
we said, fit in tone two thousand and six. I
didn't put the year.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
It was about two thousand and six. All right, Jenny,
you're ready, I'm ready, must do it. Oh Jenny's been Hunra.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
My only personality trade at the moment is the fact
that I met an Australian man in Bali and I'm kind.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Of obsessed with him.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
And we had a conversation about if he ever came
to the United States, where he would want to go.
And I figured, like, he's going to say, you know,
some typical places, maybe like LA or something New York.
Well he did say New York City, Texas, and Miami
were his three places.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So then I started thinking about.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Like, if you are from a different country, what city
is would you say, are like the best to come
to the United States?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
See?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And I feel like everyone thinks of New York City
right away, But what are the other cities if you
had to pick three or four that you would say
this kind of defines the United States.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's a really good question. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Can I give like two that are going to be
two that normal people wouldn't say?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I would say Washington, d C.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Because of history and stuff, so you can learn all
about our history and culture and whatever. But then also
like random just thought of it, two harbors, so you
can get some like a little bit of small town vibe,
but then also nature because there's so much, Like so
many small towns in the United States, there's so much
nature and you don't really when you go to like
La or New York, you don't get to see what like.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Actual life is. That's a very good point. Yeah, because
small town Midwest, flyover country, USA, and it's beautiful up there.
And if you're coming from you know, Paris or you
know stutent Gart. Yeah, Student Guard don't no cities like that, right,
So yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's one big city one history Guard.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I think it's small one.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, Yeah, I think I would.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I would recommend New York City because I just think
that it's such a crazy city and it just would
be fun to see. I would want something that involves
mountains because that's like my personality. So I feel like
Jackson would be fun because Jackson and the city itself
is fun. But then it's right next to the Grand Titan,
so you can get a little nature and city life
in there, and.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Then I feel like it's got to be a good
coastal city.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I would probably go with like San Diego because
I think San Diego's beautiful and it's chill and a
little more laid back, but still a big city with
hiking and a beach beaches, so those would be mine.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I would say maybe Miami, because there's no city quite
like Miami probably anywhere else in the world. I don't
know that for sure. I'm not a big traveler, but
I'm gonna go ahead and say Miami. But I really
liked Bailey's Two Harbors. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Queued up there.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
There's like waterfalls and lake superiors right there. But then
there's also like that candy shop that you'll like, Jenny, Oh,
I can't think of it right lakes, Yes, great chocolate,
and there's like the pies are up there, the rustic
in Betty's pies are all up there.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Ll no other strip of land like it in the
world exactly. That is a really good one, that thinkful
little question, Jenny. I appreciate that Jenny's been on Reddit.
We were talking a little while ago, totally changing subjects
that you know, we've been on the show together, the
four of us for like exactly two years. Jenny's been
here for ten years, Vaughn's been here for a little
(13:56):
over two years. Bailey got here like a year ago
this Friday, as a two years ago. That's what I
meant two years ago this Friday, and I've been here forever,
and we were talking about, well, you're the dirtiest one
on the show. No, you're the dirtiest one on the show.
So I will go ahead and start ranking who is
the naughtiest one on the show, and I would say
probably Jenny, but closely followed by surprise, Are you ready, Bailey?
(14:20):
J has yes, because once in a while you are
like the kid who's always behaving themselves in class, but
once in a while brings a brick of fire crackers
to class and then sets them off in the girl's bathroom.
You it's a good bit that is you, because once
in a while you'll pop up with something that's disgusting.
I remember one time you talked about the jayword on
(14:42):
the radio. Not on the radio, but we were here.
Do you know what the J word is? If I
said J word the jay word.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Even confused, I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Ji the release?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh yeah, are no?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Because I remember even you It was you because you
shocked me about it and You're like, oh yeah, jay
were jay word? Jayward?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
And I'm like, I wouldn't have said it four times
in a row.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You were the one, and so I was like, I've
never heard Jenny talk like that. So I would say
Jenny's the first naughtiest person on the show, followed by Bailey,
then me, and then Vaanton. Really Vaunt's really not nerdy.
He'll say something like inappropriate but not disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Sometimes out of nowhere, like I found this video was
very or I can't even say what I said, but
todave I said, and that's why your stinks, your piece thinks,
And it was just random, not not the p.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Words you're thinking of p ends with a y. And
you looked at me like what that once in a while.
And that's the great thing about it. You know, if
you become too predictable, you're dirty all the time, then
it's not funny anymore because it's too predictable. Yeah you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
See, I disagree.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I think of everybody, the dirtiest is you, Dave, because
you're always.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You're doing the like I don't know, you're like hump
in the wall.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did that yesterday for a bit. It was pretty funny.
I was talking about somebody who was really hot, and
then I studio for that, I assaulted the wall, and
I was like.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Just you don't have to mock it again.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Like it I'll say, oh, I saw my friend Jackie,
and you'll say something so disgusting about my good friend Jacqueline.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
And so I think you're.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Number one, Imber one. Jenny number two for obvious reasons.
Vont number three because sometimes he's just like, yeah, Matt
girl Lissa, he licks his lips, and then me last,
because I'm an angel.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's the only thing is Jenny, she is very dirty
about me. Here's what I have to say. I am
fully dirty on the radio, and it's equivalent to off air,
Whereas Bailey does come off air and all of a sudden,
these things come out of her mouth that nobody expects
and it's shocking, and we're like.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Bailey just said that, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Whereas like, I'm just the same on air and off air.
You know, I'm just stilthy. So I would probably rank
Dave Bailey me vaunt what Yeah, I think.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's Dave number one without a doubt. Jenny me Bailey.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
See, that's what I said.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
You're not in here enough. You're not in here enough
to know what Bailey does.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Two observations Number one, Bailey is cleaner on the radio
because she's worried that her mom's going to hear that
she's actually made love to uh regular guys.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I have never touched that man in my life. See
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Off the air, She's like, yeah, Jayward.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
J would ever say that three times in a row?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yes? Right, Bloody Mary.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Will come out of the mirror kill me.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And then Jenny got I'm going to tell you a
quick story about Jenny. When Jenny was new were on
the show, I was very respectful around Jenny because I
didn't know her that well, and I wasn't going to
talk about dirty filthy Philth Florene filth around Jenny and
I and and so Jenny was like, we were talking
one time, and I'm like, Jenny, I'm not going to
talk about that with you. I have too much respect
for you. Do you remember this, Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I remember all of it. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And she said, no, I want you to include me
in the dirty filthy Philth floren filth conversation. And I said,
and I said, I can't do that, Jenny, I've got
too much respect for you. Now we talk about Jay
Word all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
We did talk about that quite often. It's weird.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's weird that you think that two co workers would
talk about that, but we do here. And I remember
confronting you and I was like, I want to be
in on the dirty jokes because you would just talk
to Fallon and Steve and then I'd be in my
own little studio watching you guys cackle laugh, and I
was like, I want to be a part of it,
and I'd.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Like have a single tear coming down my own.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm still a little bit more respectful of you than
I ever was of Fallon and Steve when it came
to like filth and Flaren and Philter. But once in
a while, but the genue will bring up things like
her nipples being really high on her on her boobs. Yeah,
and I like, you know, pick up my phone and
start scrolling because I don't want any part of that
conversation comfortable. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
I was like, Dave, did you hear everything I just said?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Dave, I was talking to you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Jenny was showing off bruises to Bailey from surfing in Bali,
and she was like, this is a little bit too
much leg don't look, Dave. And then Bailey's like, now,
go ahead and show him, go ahead and show him.
So I looked, but then You're like, I got one
on my butt cheek, and I'm like, I'm going to
get coffee. I don't want to any part of it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And I got to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
She did it.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I took a picture, so if you want it, let
me know and venmo me three dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have the pictures of it on my phone too,
because I was sending it to someone, because not all
the bruises are from surfing.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We know.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Jed smiles. She smiles like the Grinch.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Says lo o, l okay. What the hell is the
J word that Bailey supposedly said. I can't think of
a dirty J word.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well, think of the last letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We are film.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's got two of those letters in it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Do you remember the me a minute, I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Know what did Dave teach you? Dave taught me boococky.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oh, I was talking about hot Carl.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, No, not that one. What did the not? What
did what did he teach you?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Cleveland steamer?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
No? And remember Bailey was.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Like, oh my gosh, I don't even know what that is.
I never mind. I know roadhouse. Road was like, yeah, roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Did somebody explain it to you?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
You did it? Detail?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
A graph? A chart? Yeah? Look here, Okay, he's got.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
That.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
This studio has seen, even like we're in a brand
new one, even in like the month we've been in
this one, it's seen a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Dave's humped the wall. I've seen him many.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Times, not many times, many One time it gets as bad.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
You told me what you've seen of Steve his body parts,
and I was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Right, I never was in a room for that conversation.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I didn't. It's hilarious. Wait a minute there, did you
ask that trash can for consent? You did not?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
You see that way the trash can is looking at me.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
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Speaker 2 (21:54):
People are asking, are you nervous about tomorrow's show at
Mall of America nerve and excited. I'm nervous because I
want everybody who comes to watch to be like that
was cool. I'm glad I got up and came down
early for that, But I'm nervous they'll be like, God,
I drove all the way down here, got up at
five in the morning for this this guy at a party,
(22:15):
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like go Dave
Royven thought was like, I'm supposed to just look at him,
And why are you coming tomorrow, Brie? Why in the world,
Secretary Bree is here, Why in the world do you
even care to come to this broadcast tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Well, I figured I have to say goodbye to you
before you die my last chance.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It could because I'm not getting younger. Yeah, I know,
exactly true. What are you expecting when when you come down?
What are you expecting to to like be entertained by?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I can'tnot wait for the roast. I think Fallon's going
to just kill it. That's I'm most looking forward to
Fallon roasting.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, Yeah, we'll save her for near the end. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Would you say that when we did the Minnesota Goodbye
Live podcast that we did a good job at that?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Okay? So fun because you were also very nervous ahead of.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That, and I feel like it went over very very
well and people were like begging us to do more.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So it's great.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Anyways, you're gonna have to come back and do a
lot more live broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't know. I don't think so. I So tell
me whether this is wrong or not. Okay, so tell
me whether this is What do you think because you're
married and you're miserable. Also, of course, no, you're not.
I'm kidding, You're very happy. So so next week, like
on Tuesday, I was going to drive to Colorado with
my dog Bernie and spend like indefinite time out there
(23:27):
hiking and motorcycling and seeing friends and relatives. And then
I found out Susan's leaving town. She's going to be
going down to Nashville or somewhere with a friend of hers.
So I was thinking about just hanging around the house
while she's gone, and then when she comes back, then
I'll leave, like we'll pass in the night, two ships
passing in the night. Perfect. Is that wrong? Is it
wrong to want to be like get a vacation from
(23:48):
your partner?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Never?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
No, I think that it makes a relationship hotter and
sexier when you have some time apart those days. Yeah,
I was going to say, because I feel like if
I was with a partner and I didn't see them
for like a week, I just want to jump their
bones as soon as they were back.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
With you all the time. No I'm not, But then no.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
No I'm not.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I got I've gotten past that phase of my life.
But then like a week later, I'm like please don't
touch me. I'm like trying to sleep and I'm bloated,
you know. So I do think a good absence from
each other and separation is good for a relationships.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's had enough of me. I really it's like she's
just like you. I know. We got some really nice
talkbacks on the talkback feature in the iHeartRadio app from
people who remember certain things from the show, so we
thought we play somebody's back and thank you. I appreciate these.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
This is Rachel in two Fall, South Dakota, seeing congratulations
to Dave on his retirement. Listened for twenty five plus years,
says daycare every single morning.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
My favorite memory is.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Dave Ryan granting a Christmas wish for my good friend,
my daycare lady, who was a lunch lady and having
that in common with Dave, who is also the son
of a lunch lady.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Mama was a lunch lady.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
We are happy for you and your retirement and we're
going to miss you.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Ah, thank you, Wow, shout out Rachel. And when I
was in like fourth or fifth grade going through the
lunch line at Wolford Elementary and there was my friendly, smiling,
happy mom behind the counter with a hairnet on and
a white shirt on, and I was so proud, like,
that's my mom, she's the lunch lady.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Somebody says via text, do we bring a chair tomorrow
to Mall of America?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Don't bring a chair. Can you imagine if he brings
it like a camp chair? No, don't bring a chair.
I think they will have chairs, but you might just
in that there might be standing.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I don't know, Yeah, I think there. It'll probably be
like when there's big concerts there where you can stand
on the different levels too. Yeah, but there will be
definitely some chairs. I think all of America's security is
going to come in on their little law scooters or
whatever they're called what do they ride, and they're going
to tell you to get rid of those chairs if
you bring them yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, don't bring a chair. Also, somebody says via text,
are the roast happening throughout the show tomorrow or at
a specific time we're shooting for, like seven thirty five.
Steve won't be there till close to eight o'clock, but
he's probably going to go last anyway, So Jenny's probably
going to go first, yeah, Bailey and Von and then
probably the former show members.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, because they're all going to be funnier then way funnier.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, here's more talkbacks. Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I remember the first time I met you, Dave.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
We were on Booty Cruise and I was just completely
starstruck and I didn't know what to say, so I
freaked out and I went.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh, my god, Dave, my husband loves you.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Can I please have a photo with you?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Know what else to say.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And he wouldn't believe that I met you.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And over the years you've just been fantastic. Congratulations on retirement.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh thanks, that is very nice. My husband loves you.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
That's funny because people have said that to us a lot,
like when they come to like the state Fair.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Oh, my wife listens to you. My husband listens to you, and.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
We are always like, okay, it's okay if you listen
to us too, you know, that's okay. You don't have
to give us like the caveat Well, my wife likes you,
so that's.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Maybe all of those people who said that they actually like.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's kind of like saying asking for a friend, yes, exactly, right, friend,
more talkbacks.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Hi, Dave, This is Katie from Ramsey in Minnesota, and
I have been listening to a whole thirty three years
I've been alive.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
One of my favorite memories is hearing the older gentleman
saying it's now time for Dave's dirt on one on
one point three Katie w B. I wish you're the
best in your retirement. I'm really gonna miss hearing your voice.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
On the radio. That's very sweet. That guy was Brian
James and he is no longer with us, and he
had the voice of God. That's about this guy.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Whoops, Sorry, I'm late, Dave. I was taken back the
live Cobra. I bought j Lo and Ben for their wedding.
Here's the dirt on Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes did you find that? Don't ask me, I got
I got resources.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wow, one of those. It's time for Dave's dirt.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
These are a bunch of like outtakes, so he'll probably
mess up in Here's see.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Hey, Dave, you know what must be nice for Blue
Cantrell never being bothered for an autograph like never ever, dude.
Here's Dave's dute on Katy w B.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Just got astray from Brian j.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Man, who is to radio what Brian Dunkleman was to
American Idol.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Dave, Ryan with the dirt on Katy W b Well,
these are rich.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Can you explain that reference because I don't think I know.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Who that is Brian Dunkleman. When American Idol first signed
on in year number one, there were two hosts, Ryan
Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman. Yes, and they thought they needed
Brian Dunkleman because he was a comedian, and they immediately
found out after one season they didn't need to hosts
on American Idol. So so much for Brian Brian dunc
poor kid.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Only in the first season.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'll play one more Brian James that they will go
back to the talkbacks.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Hey Dave, it's now official. Ruben Studdard's boobs they're bigger
than Kelly Clark's.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
And with the rest of the dirt there's Ryan and
Katie W.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
B Man. Those are funny. Yeah, I think I think
I did ye How old are those?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Those had to be from like two thousand and two
or three, they would be.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, I have more talk backs.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hey Dave, Ryan in the morning show, we love you guys.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Dave.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
We will miss you.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Thirty three years a long time. I have a great retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That sweet thank you another one.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Okay, Hey Dave, I feel like I grew up with
you because I've been here since you got here and
we are about the same age, so you know, growing up.
I want to wish you well. You are going to
be missed. We're going to miss hearing your voice just
like everyone else. I wish you well and maybe we'll.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
See you around well, I hope. So you know, if
you run into me in cub or buyer Ley's or
you know, somewhere like that, then come over and say hi.
Now yeah you look at me and go mmmm you
run actually the opposite direction. Rough with fall. Two more
talk backs for you.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
Dave, Dave Ryan, congrats on retirement. My favorite Dave memory
is also one of the best nights of my life.
On the Shineedown cruise, I spoke to every single one
of you. I got great pictures. I am the girl
that took your picture at the very end on the
upstairs of the boat. I will never forget that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I have to know.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
After Friday are the Dave Ryan and the Minnesota Goodbye
Podcast staying on iHeart I have to listen over and
over and over to fill this huge, gaping hole that
will now exist with that.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know, it would be a little embarrassing if they
deleted every Minnesota Goodbye from the past. But it also
it's you know, it's iHeartRadio, so you never know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
But I love a lot of the other podcasts are
still on iHeartRadio, like you can listen to really old
like Christmas Wish and Okay, a bunch of other stuff,
so I can only imagine they'll stay.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay, go anymore, O, Brian James, let me hear more
bright somebody so funny. I'm hearing him for the first time.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Now it's time for Orley's Dirt. Here's your host, Orley
you what? Oh sorry, I keep getting you mixed up
with my favorite DJ. Anyway, go ahead with your little
dirt thing. Gossip Boy, gossip Boy, who's for you?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Orley Knutson was a legendary DJ. He was over on
WLTE back in the nineties and he's a buddy of Miune.
We're friends on Facebook and he's like eighty five years
old now he's just the coolest old guy. Orley cleats
and what a great Minnesota name.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Today's dirt he's brought to you by Hickory Farms. We
challenge you to walk by us in the mall without
your boyfriend making a joke about sausages.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Good luck. Here's Dave's dirt. I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Variety intro.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well that was you know when I cared enough to
write intros for these, And now I don't care. We
don't even do an intro anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Do you stopped playing me?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We stopped playing them? No, we don't.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
We do, No, we don't we stop playing them. We
have them, okay, sir.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
It is brought to you by Captain Morgan.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Captain Morgan responsible for getting more people fired at their
company Christmas party than any other liquor. Here's Dave's dirt
on Kati WB.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
These are adorable.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Oh I can go on hold on Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And what a voice this guy has. Oh yeah, literally,
I'm going to send you these. I literally had like
thirty of them. Wow for the.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Memes, and now it's time for Dave's dirt on kat WB.
Today's dirt is brought to you by Coon Rapids. Coon Rapids,
what is this making? What a noka Coon rapids making
a noka look good since eighteen fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's funny. How we had to fumble with it a
little bit. He didn't get it. Yeah, he's a straight
little straight.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Out takes before we begin the dirt, since it's Christmas,
and i'd like to quote from the Bible if i may,
page three hundred forty two. Amen, page three hundred forty two.
Thank you, And now here's Dave on one three.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
These intros take up half of Dave's dirt.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That was back when I was so funny. It was
so funny back then it happened, I don't know, instead
of working with us. Yeah, I want more.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
And now here's your man. Hey, Dave, it's now official.
Reuben studdardslay that one already.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Let's see.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Hey, remember Clay Aiken you do kind of okay, we'll
ask you again next month.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
And now Dave's dirt. I'm Katie.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
If there's more, maybe we save some for a fris.
I'd love to hear more then.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I have not heard those since they were new, and
I've forgotten all about him. I don't remember a single
one of those jokes at all.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I believe his voice.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's great and We even got a text about doing
like the Blooper real of you messing up commercials and stuff,
and we were going to do that today we just
ran out of t I'm but bond and I plan
on playing those some of those back on Friday.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So so the rundown is tomorrow, we're doing the live
show and we're doing like games and you know, match
game and prizes and the roast and all that stuff.
But then on Friday, I mean, we're doing more kind
of like what the show was today with you know,
and I'm hoping this is what I think that you
guys owe to me a special surprise guest. Now, I
don't want to put any pressure on you. You have
everyone coming tomorrow, but it's not a surprise because I'm
(34:26):
the one that called them.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a mind fault. You went and did all yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Right, or that you gave us a week notice.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You think I wasn't trying to think of multiple surprises.
You ruined everything.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Missus Fields, get Missus Fields to come. I mean, that'd
be a great.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Sho walk in and you'd say who is They would
walk in and say who is this?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He wouldn't say who was this? He would hug them
and then walking like and then he'd be like, you're
making excuses already, Jenny, get a surprise guest to kill you.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Just not be ahead of the game and just got
us our goals.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Welcome to Delicious. The culver's lazy, that guy, why don't
you give him? How about the mayor? They do them.
They ain't doing anything you've been outside lately.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
If you want, I want, though the chant happened in one.
You want the mayor may Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
She's great. Oh, Fry would be great. Yeah he's very
melvin Is.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
He's not the mayor anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Not but that'd be a good surprise guest.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
But then they'd walk in and you'd be like, you, guys,
this is my last show and all I want to
do is talk about me, And now I.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Got to talk and interview the mayor.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's every day. She's not wrong, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Okay, I can get Mama Ronda to come in.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Is the surprise guest.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
We will blindfold you and just like let you feel
all up on someone and then you have to figure
out because you guys try to do that to fallin
one time for a birthday what yeah, you asked me
to ask my guy friends who had six packs if
they would come in and take their shirts off, and
Fally got to feel them and.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Try to figure out who they were. The weirdest question.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
I've ever ask my guy friends before in my life.
But then we ended up getting that one guy, Jason
that had all the eight pack that Steve was friends with.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I think bring him in, bring him the woner.
That's all we gotta go. We run over time and
we will see you tomorrow. Next time you hear Us
Live will be from the Mall of America tomorrow morning
from six until ten with everybody who's ever been anybody
on the Dave Ryan Show all going to be there.
The list is going to be Leave Walls, Vick Extreme, Jamie,
(36:29):
Angie Taylor, Corey Foley, All Live, Wilson Intern, John, Lena Fallon,
and Steve O tomorrow from the Mall of America on
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