Creepy DM or Not

Jenny keeps getting DMs from randos on instagram, what are they saying?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jenny is it? You know Jenny is she She is
newly single and she's starting to open up the Pandora's
box of guys that are going.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I want to go out with you.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So I'm going to send you a DM. So Jenny
was telling us the other day about like some of
the creepy dms. She gets, Yeah, so we're play a
little game.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Then, yeah we are.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
So this all sparks from a DM I got at
like two am on Saturday morning this past weekend. Yeah,
I'll specifically say this one. This is a real DM
and says what's the chance I get you to shake
your teas for me? And the teas is in T, I,
T S not or anything like that. Yeah, what's the
chance I get you to shake your teas for me? Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So that came in. Well, I know it's real because
it's for me.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What did you write that?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I didn't respond?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You're missing an opportunity.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Of a lifetime for what to send a video? Sounds
like like if I'm shaking things right away.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You just like you know, you're like, oh, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
That costs money? I'm sorry, you're a stranger to me.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
If you want that A lot of money, and even
for a certain price, I might.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Not do it. So anyways, I won't do it. Okay,
we're gonna move on. Is this a real ZM or not?
Your lips look lonely? Would they like to meet mine? God,
this dude has to be so desperate. If it is real,
I'm gonna say that's real. I like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I say fake.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think it's fake to it's fake.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Next one, Damn, who knew you had such a juicy
booty and perfect body for real for fire emojis?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's real. Yeah, that is totally real because I think,
and there's a little part of me that when you're
doing your demo part of your kitchen, I think you
were wearing the tight yoga pants and I think you
were trying to be like, Okay, look at me, I'm
doing a demo, but also look at my juicy booty.
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I literally just though's what I wear at home, and
that's what I do any kind of project in So No,
I wasn't, honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I mean she was waving around a pillow and then
the pillow exploded and then.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
The feathers came. Then I would say was a real one.
It was a real one. Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Next one, can I poop emoji on your chest?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's not real?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That is real? Not really? It is real, And I'm
gonna tell you how. I know, because no, Jenny would
never make that up on her own. Jenny does not
think that way. Jenny would never.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Think it by that logic. I agree with David, it's fake.
What dirty girl? You've changed?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Jenny?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I can't talk about poop.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anymore?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Sorry? Sorry, sorry? Next one, Damn, you have an amazing rack?
Was this man sixty seven years old? Nice rack, ma'am.
I don't know if it's real or fake. I'll let
you know. I commend all these people for just being blunt,
because some things I could never.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you shoot your shot and you never know, it's
kind of like this who hollers at you in the
holiday gas station parking lot. It must work sometime, or
you wouldn't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It works for you.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I bet you walk along the street someone says like hey,
nice butt, You're like me.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey, what's your name? And then you go over shake
their hand.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I would say, read.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It again, Jenny, Damn, you have an amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Rack that is a real one.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I think it's fake. I think it's fake. It is real.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
There was also like literally twenty fire emojis after that,
but I didn't want to have that in there because
then I feel like that gave it too much away.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, all right, the next.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
One, I might go to a flight class just to
see that ass.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Flight it's a gym. I go to kay classes at it. Well,
I'm glad that they're thinking about their health.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
So I'm gonna say that's real, and hopefully it follows through.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And maybe he's hoping he could check on you to
make sure you're doing well. And then second form, I'm
going to say it's real. Also, that's correct, that's a
real one.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Wow. Have you heard from any of these guys in
addition to these You know that, but have you heard
from any of them in respond in addition to this?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh yes, Well I'll say that this is a real one.
One guy literally very persistent. Okay, I'll give him that.
He'll be like day fifteen of trying to take Jenny
Ona date, day sixteen. Oh yeah, seventeen. And the kid
looks like he's not even of age. He looks very
very young. He maybe is like twenty years old. But
he looks very, very young. Okay, I've got let's do

(04:19):
two more. Okay, because I got a lot. Your skin
would look so good, lay next to mine.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Your skin, Yeah, absolutely not, that's made up.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's what is that? The put some lotion on the
skin kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's hoes again.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah no, no, I think it's real, actually fake, it's fake.
Would look so good. Yeah, okay, last one.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I usually go for eights, but I'll settle for a ten.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
So real, it's real.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
That sounds real, it is. I had a little wink
face at the end of that one too.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is there just a little bit of humble bragging in
Jenny's reading of these dms? I think most women would
probably get people who are, you know, like interested. Some
women get guys who are very interested. Some of us
would get no interest whatsoever. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Actually, I'll read a text that I just got from
a DM. Yeah, this one says, Hey, Bailey, if you
could just give me a chance, I know you're desperate,
real real.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's also the ones.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
That I I don't get nice rack Yeah, but not yet.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
So just so you know, this doesn't work in my dms.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It also doesn't work when you go to holiday station
stores and if you are at holiday, make sure you
get their mountain Dew deal three for five dollars of
their twenty ounce mountain dews.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But yeah, it doesn't work. And one thing I want
to add in though.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
This is kind of changing the subject, but someone responded
to my story yesterday about me demoing stuff and my
feet were out in it, and they were like, girl,
you're giving away free feet content. You need to control yourself.
And she goes the dirtier and she's like, and they're
really dirty. The creeps are going to love that. And
I go, wait, what do you mean. She's like, yeah,
I used to do feet content and the dirtier they were,

(06:06):
the more people were in.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
For sure. I was like, I can do dirty feet.
You walk around in a dust bunny.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You're like yeah, yeah, look at this as if you're
looking to get into feed content and make some money,
make sure your feet are dirty.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Also shoot your shot, Jenny KDWB.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
On respectful way.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'll be honest, I'm talking to someone because they did
shoot their shot and they did it in a very
respectful way.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I want us to do a bit like no folks
going a Friday where people call and choose which one
of us they want to shoot their shot with, and
they do their best to try to flirt.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, then you, me and.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Dave are all going to be really sad because everyone's
shooting their shot with Jenny and they'll be sitting here
with cricket.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Really, there's people on text all the time being like,
let me take you out for it.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You are so didn't shoot your shot with Bailey Bailey
on air, and remember she's desperate, so you don't have
to try a chance.