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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, Jenny just got back from vacation in Bali, and
Jenny is going to play a little game here called
did it happen on Jenny's vacation?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, let's get.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Started, all right, right off the bat. I drank a
poop coffee in Bali.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The hell does that mean?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't know. I say yes because I've heard of it,
and it sounds like like, you know, like a cricket thing.
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's like it's called lou walk poop coffee. If I
remember right, I've had it before. So it's like the
these birds called the lou walk will eat coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Means they're more like they look like a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh, they're a record.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So they'll eat these of coffee beans, they'll poop them out,
and then somebody will come along clean them off, grind them,
and make coffee out of it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's exactly correct. And it was great. I loved it.
It was super good.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, good job you got that direct coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, okay, see it's to me.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I would try it, yes, but I think of the
first person to think about it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Who why?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why would they?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You know what, I'm going to turn this into coffee.
I will be honest. I did do a whole tour
of a farm and they told me all of that,
and I don't remember, so I should have that answer,
but I can't remember it because I learned a lot
on this trip and I just my brain can't retain everything.
They look like little forbidden cats. They are there's there
are really cute, all right. One morning I woke up
in my hotel and there was a gecko sitting on
my chest. A gecko, those little like lizards.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm going to say, no, but you saw one across
your room, and you're exaggerating the story. I'm going to say,
there's partial truth there.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You're correct, I'm not exaggerating. There were no none in
my room whatsoever. But they are all over the hotels there.
So I was expecting one morning to wake up with
one on me, but I did not.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Kind of that way in Mexico too, because they're just everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow. Yeah, they are harmless though.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Right, very harmless? Yes, all right? Another story, My friend
was offered ecstasy within second sixty seconds of walking into
a club. That sounds accurate if you're at a club
just in any any country. Maybe yeah, Dave.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, it's very true.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people were on ecstasy somehow.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Reuld you just go on vacation without drugging your experience.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I completely agree because I had a great time without
having to even like think about drugs because I don't
need those. Have fun. But yeah, I was literally I
see my friend and this guy's got his arm around
her as soon as we walk in the club, and
I was like, what was he saying. She's like he
offered me ecstasy, and I was like, wow, moving on
all right. Another one is we went to the monkey forest.
Someone got bit by a monkey.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I say no, because then that would have turned into
something like hospitalization. I feel like we have heard about him,
yeah or something. Yeah, I would agree with Bailey know
that did not happen.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You guys know me so well. I need to be
better at lying your cracks. They all. I feel like
everything on Instagram says you're gonna get bit by a
monkey and they attack you. No, they're so tame, like
they're not like that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Didn't you say you can't make eye contact with them?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You can't make eye contact because then they might attack you.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They get aggressive, so you just kind of like look around,
look over their head.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, every once while you are looking at them and
then they avert their eyes and you're like, oh real quick,
yeah all right. Another story is I left a beach
club and just my swimsuit with my phone and an
Australian man. Time I left a beach club in just
my swimsuit and my phone and an Australian mat. I hope, So,
I hope.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So I'm going to say you did. Yeah, but Jenny's
lame is probably a tour guide.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, no, I did. Oh you Yeah, I haven't everything
you might think of.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Jenny.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, we're besties now and we chat all the time since.
Can I see the picture? Absolutely? Okay, Well we're on
YouTube line. I don't know if they can see that. Here,
I'll show you this super hot video I have of him.
They were there for his brother's birthday and we met
them at the beach club and it was one of okay, bailly,
he's in the white pants.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I can't see it either. Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He's got a bro Oh he kind of looks like
it's curls. It doesn't look like it in that photo
but or in that video. But he has curls.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wow he's hot. Yeah. Yeah, so like.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Each other a lot. But it was one of those
things where like he came up to me and basically
was like, I know what I want and I want you,
and the next thing I know, we're making out in
the pool.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Woe.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
At any point in the evening was one foot over
here and another foot over there.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Honestly, the entire villa, it was all over. It was
like nobody else was home yet because they all had
their own little rooms in this villa with like a pool.
So at one point I'm in the pool. At one point,
I don't know where any of my belongings are. At
one point he was feeding me pizza. It was the
best thing ever. You pizza.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm so romantic.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
God, would it be cool if Jenny got pregnant with
some guy that saw Australia.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Worry, that's not happening. I'm safe in that aspect. Yeah,
I'm gonna end on that story because that was probably
the most exciting thing on my trip. I really truly
got to do everything I wanted in Bali, like every
single thing. I got a tattoo, I did all of
these and the one thing I told you because Dave goes, yeah,
you're going to meet a guy from like Kansas City,
(05:03):
and I was like, Kansas City, No, I'm trying to
meet an Australian man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I did, and sure enough.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He was looking at flights to Australia.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Now, when Jenny says she's going down Under, she's going
down did he say.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Trimp on the Bobby?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He didn't say that, but I did make him talk
to me in his accent quite often because it is
so hot, so hot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Just like Robert Irwin.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
In person.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
WHOA, Jenny, I'm glad you have a good a good vacation.
Go see your pictures on Jenny K d w b
is the guy in the Grosella.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I didn't want to put that in there.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What's he going to do?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I know, but like I can't. I can't have him listen,
if I'm going to marry him, I can't have him
thinking that I'm already setting that up by posting about him.
You know, slow down that all right,