Last Wheel of Girlfriends

We spin the wheel the last few times, hearing about Dave's conquests!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This wheel.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Girl, Yeah, where's oil today? I've got a wheel here
of different girlfriends for Dave, and he's gonna tell us
all about what that girlfriend was.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Like, Okay, these are actual women he's been with.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
These are actual women that Dave gave me a list
and I put them on.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
She found a wheel that was big enough.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, they're really compact names on this wheel.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
All right, we're gonna spin the wheel. Tell us about
used to and now we don't. So this is the
last week. Tell us about Joan. Joan.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
She was twenty years older than me, and I was
doing a car washed marathon. I was like twenty two
years old and I lived in Las Vegas and Joan
came out and she was quite attractive for being old.
You know, she's like forty two, and so again, you know,
you put past all the things that don't work and
you go, wow, she's really nice and she's really funny.

(01:07):
So we hung out at her house and we watched
Miami Vice and then she she seduced me.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
This is a Missus Robinson situation. I don't like that. Yeah,
what happened at the end, she moved to Florida and
one of those retirements the community.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I went down to visit her one time, and she
wanted to hook up and I didn't want to. So
she was kind of disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
At me all the way down there, and you didn't
want to hook up with her anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I wanted to go to Disney with her, and she said, no, everybody,
here's the story, she said, everybody goes to Disney. We're
going to the Corn Festival. And I'm like the Corn Festival.
I wanted to go to Disney. She lived in Orlando,
and I was like, Disney's right across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We went to the Corn Festival instead. Broke my heart.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
All right, here, Bailey, tell us all about Kelly.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Which one I have two? Kelly? So, whichever one first
or second? Kelly? Which one's better? Okay, I'll do first
Kelly first Kelly.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
So, Kelly came to the radio station and I saw
her in the lobby and then she saw me and
she called me on the request line and she said.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
S I was picking up a prize and you're really cute.
I just blinded him, so if he can.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And the one thing I remember about her is she
had funny teeth and she taught herself to play the
piano because she lived in a trailer park and her
mom and dad were the managers of the trader park,
and so the clubhouse at the trailer park had a piano.
And this woman taught herself to beautifully, no training, play
the piano.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I'm like, dang, And I was like what cool?
It was cool.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I was so impressed. It's like you had never had lessons.
She's like, no, I just learned. She taught herself to
play the piano beautifully. I was like wow.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And I was so impressive that you decided to kiss her.
You wanted to kiss her because you want to kiss her?
Did you want to kiss her? Remember a whole lot
about that part. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
We're still friends on Facebook to this day. Nice.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
He's very happily married and yeah, she's great. All right,
well spin that.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh wow, tell us all about Janet.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh, Janet. Okay, Janet was way out of my league.
She was too, She was way beautiful. We went to
a football game together that is legendary. It was the
Denver Broncos versus the Cleveland Browns. It was the AFC
playoff game. The team that won would go to the
Super Bowl. And that's where John Elway did the Drive.
If you look up the drive on Wikipedia, look up

(03:49):
the Drive. It's an absolutely famous series of like come
from behind football plays with John Elway and the Broncos won.
So Janet and I were dating, and so a guy
that I worked with, Charlie, we were out somewhere and
he pointed at her and he said, I hooked up
with her last night. And I said, what, that's the

(04:13):
girl that I'm dating. He's like, oh, man, I'm really sorry.
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So that was Jane. Oh no, yikes, were out of time?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh no, I don't think so, because I've got one more.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, it's a virtual. You're way too into this.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
All right, tell us all about Kelly.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
The other Kelly, the other one. Oh there was two more. Geez, okay,
I'll give you this, give me the best one.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Kelly was a student at Ohio State University and she
worked at IOH. There you go, and she worked at
a tanning salon and and she was.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
She was very ordinary, very sweet.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
There's really nothing about her except she had a little
bunny tail from tanning. When you lay on your back
in the tanning bed, you have a white spot on
your very tann body, and she she called it her
bunnytail because.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
So not like a sticker like we would put Playboy
bunny stickers on.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you laid in a tanning bed back in the day,
I guess it would tan all parts of your body
except the part that was contacting the tanning bed, that
be your tailbone. And so she had a little white
spot there on her tailbone, on her very tanned body.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah. And we just play a lot of golf together. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
And I also am still friends with her on Facebook.
And she's happily married and has kids. She's been married
like four times.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Right, that's not really is a question. Did you kiss her?
Did you kiss her? Maybe? Yeah, the bunnytail. Okay, we're
gonna go. That has been it.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
That is the last ever Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Thank you.