Matt and Tyler's New Zealander of the Week - 31st January

Every Friday on Matt and Tyler afternoons on ZB we name the New Zealander of the week.

As always, there are three nominees but there can only be one winner. 

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Episode Transcript

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Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on zb we
name the New Zealand of the Week and honor that
we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker has had
an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation over
the previous week. As always, there will be three nominees,
but only one winner. And remember, the New Zealander of
the Week isn't always an agent of good. Sometimes the
nominations are lame. Often they aren't even a human or

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even in New Zealander. So without further ado, the nominees
for Matt and Tyler Afternoon New Zealand of the Week
are nominee. One also receives that give them a taste
a key we Award. She has won eleven gold, seven silver,
and one broadze medal and has done it all with
her left leg amputated below the knee. To be fair,
she wouldn't have been able to compete in her particular
races if she hadn't, but still she is the best

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of the best in the water and now she's retiring
from swimming to focus more on being an amazing mum.
Dame Sophie Pasco, you are nominated for New Zealander of
the Week. Beatiful nomine two also receives the Downstairs Focused Award.
During an attempted serious half hour chat on tattoo taboos
in New Zealand Society yesterday, Matt and Tyler Afternoons received

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three calls talking about amusing genital tattoos, one call about
a nude ossie and a shower, one about a nude
Britain a bar, and a call in about four hundred
text about internal polyup tats. Keep it classing news took
z'd be listeners. You are nominated for New Zealander of
the Week and there can be only one. Here we go.

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The winner of Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealand of
the Week also receives the Beautiful Fat Bastard Award. Demand
for cheap beef to make burger patties has pushed the
US above Australia to become our second biggest trading partner.
Americans can't get enough of our New Zealand lean trimmings
in their burgers. We have shipped the hungry buggers eighty
six million dollars more than last year for helping our

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balance of trade deficits. Big boned Americans, you are the
matin Tyler Afternoons, New.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Zealanders of the Week in congratulations, and give them a
taste of Kiwi.

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