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June 14, 2019 7 mins

Donkey Of The Day Goes To Florida Woman Squeezed Boyfriend’s Genitals Until They Bled During Fight

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Florida man at tapped an a t M for
a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested. I've definitely say he rigged the
door to his home and an attempt to electrocate his
pregnant Wits police arrested in Orlando man for talking a
Flaminia to breakfast club Bitchy Donkey other day within the guy,
I don't know what y'all keeping him. Get you'all like
well donkey. Today for Tuesday, June, third Team goes to

(00:22):
a twenty one year old Florida woman named Katie Lee Pitchford.
Now you know what your uncle Charlotte always says, The
craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
of Florida. My brothers prepared to be uncomfortable. Now. Katie
got into an argument with her boyfriend. It happens. Okay,
we've all gotten to it with all women before. If

(00:42):
you pitched your woman off enough, she might even put
hands on you, especially at that age. Okay, that's happened
to me before, and I deserved it. But sadly, when
you are a couple in Florida, a fight with your
woman could be life for death. If not deaf, something
tragic could happen to you that could traumatize you forever.
In this or he is no exception. See Katie Lee
Pitchford is not playing for their ladies and gentleman. In fact,

(01:06):
Katie's not playing at all. Let's go to Katie bt CBS.
What the report police? A Florida woman is accused of
grabbing her boyfriend's genital so hard that he bled to stop.
Stop everybody, take this in. What did you feel? As
my therapist says, I want you to feel I want
you to feel this all right, feel it? Feel it,

(01:27):
envy internalizing everybody listening, Feel it alright, play it. Florida
woman is accused of grabbing her boyfriend's genital so hard
that he bled. Twenty one year old Katie Lee Pitchford
of Indian Harbor Beaches charged with battery domestic violence. Police
say a fight between the two escalated to the point
that Pitchford allegedly hit her boyfriend with a brush, her

(01:47):
fists and then scratched him. The police report adds that
Pitchford grabbed him by his throat until he could not breathe.
He was able to get away and call police. Invest
Gars did not say what they were fighting over. After
being arrested, Pitchford asked if she could talk to the
victim to tell him she was sorry. She was taken
to the Brevard County Jail Complex. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

(02:10):
You just made my dong pillow bleed and all you
got is I'm sorry. Okay, You just squeeze tweedle d
and tweedle dumb until they bled. How does that happen?
How do you make my punk dumplings bleed? You squeeze
my testicles and say they bled, and all you got
for me is I am sorry, and apology won't suffice here,

(02:31):
not after you make my magic beans bleed. I mean,
I know you're sitting there thinking, how did this woman
choke him until he couldn't breathe? How did she man
handle him the way she did? It's because she went
for the fatality first. When you grab a man testicles
and squeeze hm until they bleed, it's like ripping Tony
starks arc react out his chest, all right, It's like kno'es,
eat your heart out, fatality, move on, Mortal Kombat. It's

(02:54):
like being on a treadmill and accidentally hitting the emergency
stopped button. Everything will immediately see, okay, and Katie Lee
are simple. I'm sorry, We'll not suffice. First of all,
I didn't know your kangaroo apples complete. I've never heard
that in my life. Has anybody ever heard of a
story like, oh, maybe you could kick somebody so hard
to I'm just did she have long fingernails? And did

(03:16):
she scratched like? Did she? I want to know? Did
she scratched him and they bled? Or did she squeeze
his jizberries until they started the leak? Al Right, whatever happened,
this is terrible. And Katie, why would you ever harm
part of what causes you pleasure? Treat my penis boobs

(03:36):
with more respect, all right? All right? Did you penis boobs?
Your technicles are your bro berries? All right? You know
women got old berries, men got bro berries, all right,
all right, and nold bro berries belong to you as well, Katie.
All I have in this world is my spunk, bunkers

(03:57):
and my word, and you tried to take that from me.
Come on, those testicles kept your chin warm for who
knows how long, and that's the respect you give them.
This story is nuts. Please give Katie Lee pitch with
the sweet studs of the Hamiltons. You a dogkey oh

(04:19):
the day? Yeah, dog oh the day. Ye. Florida Ladies
and gentlemen, Florida. Wait, wait a black I'm just curious. Well,

(04:41):
you know what, let's play a game off? Yes, what
race it is? Now? I didn't think we were gonna
play this game to day, but you did ask a
very valid question. Okay, let me give you some clues. Florida. Right,
Katie Lee Pitchford made her boyfriend's bro veries bleed. You

(05:02):
know what race do you think she is? And? Can
I go first? All right, now this is this is
I'm caughting in the middle. Let gonna tell you why
you said brush. So when I first heard brush, I
thought maybe he had waves, so he would have to
be black. She said here a brush. At first, that's
the news report didn't say that. Then you said she
was strong enough for she almost choked him. That's black women. Strip. No,

(05:24):
that's after, that's after she grabbed him by the goddamn
man booth. But then you said Katie, so Katie is
a white woman. That's white. No, but no, I never
heard a black person called Katie. But then stop the music.
You said, she said sorry, And I don't think a
black woman what is it called to say? I just
wanna say I'm sorry? So maybe a white woman would
have said sorry. So I'm going with white Angelie, what

(05:48):
say you? I already know that's a white woman, because
we already know we do not play in that area
of a man bracing ourselves. There's something terrible that happened
to us. Definitely, like a sister is not going to
cause pain to what gives her pleasure, not the family,
to never ever touched that area. If there's one place,

(06:08):
one thing not to do, I don't play like that.
It's got to be a life of death situation for
as sister to go there. So what did you say?
You say? White? Right? Okay, well yes Angelie DJ and
you are correct, yes, Caucasian. Alight, all right, Katie? Yes,

(06:30):
the man is heavy weeks Charlemagne the God here. Today's
Donkey to Day is brought to you by the law
office of Michael s lamon soft, don't be a donkey
and called my friend Michael, if you've been hurting a
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That's two on to nine, six to ten twenty. Don't
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