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October 31, 2019 5 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Club bit. Now I've been called a lot of my
twenty three years. That donkey of the day is a
new wife. That's right, donkey today from Wednesday, October thirty
if goes to a Kentucky woman who has not been
named yet, Hopefully after this donkey that day, she'll turn
herself in salute to everyone who listens to us in Kentucky.
We're on in Lexington, one real and one in Louisville, respectively.

(00:21):
Dropped on a clues bombs for Kentucky. Baby. All right,
hopefully this woman can hear the sound of my voice.
But you know, sometimes I I hear these stories and
I asked myself, do I have too much patience? There
are really people out there who have very short fuses.
You never know what people are going through. That's why
you have to be kind to everyone, because in America
two thousand nineteen, you just don't know what may set
a person off. Now I don't know this woman's name,

(00:42):
and the reason I don't know her name is because
as of right now, she has not been caught. But
we have to catch this woman because clearly she needs help. Okay,
clearly this woman has some type of anger management issues.
She is fragile and is in need of some healing.
Because it's always tell you on this radio, trauma is real.
And when you don't deal with your trauma, when you
don't deal with that hurt that exists within you, when
you don't find healing for that pain, you just end

(01:03):
up redistributing that pain to other people. And trust me,
young lady, if you can hear me, I feel your
pain all right, and your pain, I guarantee has nothing
to do with why police are currently looking for you.
There is something deeper going on with you that caused
you to do what you did, and that's why, even
though you must pay for your crime, you clearly need
some type of psychological emotional help. What did this young

(01:23):
lady do? Let's go to w l K Y CBS
thirty two the report to find out. Shelby County Dispatch
confirmed Shelbyville Police were called to the KFC for a
report of a shooting, but so far, the department hasn't
released any details. A message was taped to the door
Monday evening saying the restaurant was closed, but offered no explanation.

(01:44):
Witnesses tell w LK why a female customer fired a
shot through the window after she didn't receive a napkin
and fork. The restaurant has several cameras in the drive through,
and witnesses tell us police have a clear picture of
the vehicle, but so far those images have not been released.
That is the first I've never heard somebody shooting up

(02:05):
a place over a napkin and the funk. Okay, Plus,
I didn't know Keffi was still worth shooting over. I
thought Popay was chicken and Nigga Cookies was the undisputed
king of getting people to commit random acts of violence
and aggression over chicken. All right now, I love Cassie.
Last time I had KEF was in seventeen on family
vacation and Grenado, and it was still hitting all right
before that. I haven't had it yet, but my wife
used to work there in high school, so that was

(02:26):
my spot because I used to get the free food
hookup ten chicken tenders and all the potato wedges you
can spare. That's what I ordered in Grenado as well,
and I loved every bite. But that's the key word bite. Okay,
you can't bite no paper towels and no foulk Babe.
I mean you can, but I wouldn't advise it. Now.
I have heard of people turning violent because you know,
a fast food restaurant out there order wrong, But I've
never heard of someone getting violent over a funk and

(02:48):
some of some napkins. Now, what the hell did you
need a faultful? When you're driving and you pull up
to a fast food restaurant, you don't order anything you
need a fork for. If you're driving, you do seeve
mashed potatoes? Who drives these mash potatoes? What kind of maybia?
Can you? If you're driving and you pull up the
calf see, you don't order a pot pie or mashed

(03:09):
potatoes unless you're headed home. If you're gonna be in
the car for a while, you order things you can
eat while you drive, and you order the crispy Colonel sandwich,
You order one of the five dollar phillips, and instead
of the mashed potatoes, get the wedges. Okay, veteran eaters
and drivers do not order things you need a fork
or spoon for. But none of that. At the point,
young lady, turn yourself in and get to help you
need because either you've got anger issues, are you lack patients?

(03:30):
Maybe a combination of the two. Okay, but I need
to know who hurt you, all right, who hurt you
that would make you want to hurt the colonel and
his crew over condiments? All right, you're looking shots when
you should be licking your fingers, and I want you
to turn yourself in and get the help you need. Please,
if you're in Kentucky and you know this young lady,
encourage her to turn herself in before the next fast
food restaurant she shoots up and maybe employed by you,

(03:50):
Please give this unidentified woman a caf see the sweet
sound to the Hamletones. You donkey the day, yeah, dog,
oh the day. But don't you when you get a

(04:14):
soda or a juice or a lemonade and they don't
give you your straw that that's not that. Now, I'm
gonna be honest with you. I heard that I couldn't
understand the shooting a little bit driving that there's no straw.
That's disrespectful. It's disrespectful. I mean, don't get me wrong.
Sometimes fast food workers forget. But when you order a
drink and you don't give me a scraw, you're trying

(04:34):
to play me bro trying. Now, I might have to
open it up while I'm driving. I'm gonna trying to
take a sip and then I'm spill stuff all over
my shirt. You understand what I'm saying, going somewhere that
I need to be cleaned, right. You know you're trying
to play me, But that's just not that. That's still
not as much of a maniac can eating mash potatoes
while you're driving. Who does Nobody does that. Donkey to
Day is brought to you by the law office of

(04:56):
Michael s Lam and Soft. Don't be a donkey. Dive
pound two fifty on yourself and say the bull. If
you've been hurting the construction accident, that's pound two five
old from your cell and say the bull. Donkey Today

(05:27):
is walk to you by the law office of Michael
s lam and Saul. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound
two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If
you've been hurting the construction accident, that's pound two five
old from your cell and say the bull.
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