5:35 Idiotology July 10, 2026: The 'Nullo' Fantasy...

Huge mass in woman's stomach dissolved with Diet Coke, Woman arrested in Japan for sewing housemate's lips shut, Have you heard about the dangerous'nullo' penis fantasy some men have?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is Orlando's rock station A one oh one one
w j r R. Hey, real quick here at four
to seventeen northbound lanes mile marker thirty eight. Again, four
to seventeen, that's right around the Aloma area. Fatal overnight
crash has those northbound lanes shut there. So if you
can avoid that area, if I'm saving you from getting

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in it at this point, yeah, avoid it, take another routes.
But for the time being, four to seventeen northbound mile
marker thirty eight, exit thirty eight. That's the Aloma area,
all right, fatal overnight crash. Pat Lynch Taco is out
on vacation this week. He will be back on Monday.
Let's begin with this one. In Massachusetts. Have you ever

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gone to your annual checkup or gone to the doctor
anytime for that matter, and it had them advise you
to drink soda? No, right, of course not. In fact,
they do the exact opposite if they know you drink
a lot of soda. Sure cut back on that. Well.
Doctors in Massachusetts recently treated a sixty three year old

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woman with a large mass in her stomach by having
her drink diet coke. The team said The woman had
a month of burning pain in her upper belly and
two common heartburned medications did nothing to help. She has
type two diabetes and had been taking a semi glue
tide that's the weight loss you know, golp ones out there,

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and she did lose about forty pounds in a year.
But one of the things those drugs do can slow
down how fast the stomach empties, which can cause undigested
food to clump into a mass called a bazoir. After
confirming it with a scope, doctors took her off the
medication and rather than surgery, the first fix is often

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to dissolve the mass with soda. Because of her diabetes
got diet, so did. She was drinking a Leader and
a half a day, and by the second day her
discomfort vanished. In the follow up scope showed the mass
was gone the power of diet coke. You ever heard

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the phrase zip it or I'd like to sew your
lip shut for somebody who's yea well, apparently the sow
your lip shut literally happened in Japan. This near Tokyo,
Japanese police arrested a woman for allegedly sewing shut the
lips of her roommates. The forty two year old female

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victim escaped the house in the city of Koga, rushed
to a nearby shop, held up a piece of paper
that read, please help me because she otherwise what what did?
Police later arrested the forty nine year old roommates named

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Massey Seecuri. I'm suspicion of assaults. I'd say, yeah, there's
probably a little evidence there. Securi lived with the victim
of the time and the alleged incident, she sewed her
housemate's lips shut with a needle and thread. Police are
investigating the incident. I would love to know just how

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one submits to having that done. The suspect apparently had
become angry over trouble, and my lips were sewed. That's
that's what she said after she had them, you know, snipped,
so she could speak freely again. So serious. I want
you that if you have a roommate situation right now

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and you decided you're gonna sew their lips shut, how
uh you would have to incapacitate them somehow first? Right,
nothing in this story about that that element that wasn't
cringing enough. This might be I see this headline, it
says the dangerous nullo penis fantasy that's most men's worst nightmare.

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This is an article on an incredibly niche subculture with
thousands of people online who apparently become aroused at the
thought of having part of their junk surgically removed. If
you don't believe me, you can look at the Reddit
forum dedicated to this, with twenty three hundred members, all

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of the same state of mind, who openly fantasize about
undergoing a glanzectomy. That's the removal of the well, the
top portion guys the head of the soldier, if you will.
Then there's another thirty five hundred member group that's dedicated
to the desire for penectomy. That's just the general removal

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of part of you're junk. We say it all the
time on this show. We don't think shame. But the
point of this article was how dangerous this procedure can
be and some of the side effects this very non
necessary procedure could potentially present. So if you're you know,

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the adventurous type here who's open to just about any
new idea, I'm not encouraging this. In fact, it's quite
the opposite. Steer clear guys, are you all just thinking
right now the same thing I am just operating without. Yeah,

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that's what I'm into again, if you're doing it to yourself,
as long as nobody else is getting hurt by whatever.
I mean, Hey, you know, to each his own, as
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