July 13, 2026 • 8 mins
A party bus driver decided to join the party, got drunk, hit 3 cars, then crashed into a house, Headline of the Week Contender #1" 75-yr-old man accused of pepper-spraying family after they wouldn't pet his dog, A bull bison wents nuts at Yellowstone and flung an elderly guy 8 feet in the air
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Would let your taco one on one one w jr
R Your freaking idiots?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, This hours brought to you by w j
r's Gas Cash. Our thousand dollars cash giveaways are back
with the very clever title of gas cash Taco. I
like that. Who came up with that? I can't take
credit for that one, Na, No, that was somebody, uh,
you know, very high up, high up and really plugged
(00:35):
in with what's going on on the ground. All right, So,
speaking of plug you can do whatever you want with
the thousand dollars. Nine oh five is the first chance?
And what do they do with the keyword?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is it website or what do we WJRR dot com
got it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, so we'll remind you some more before you get there.
Gas cash. Normally, when you rent a party bush, it's
so you and the other people on the party bus
can have a good time enough to worry about driving.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, let me guess, wasted party bus driver, you got it?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We had you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I've been on a party bus where the party or
where the bus driver got out, and I think you
might have been on that one. He got out and
went to the bar with us. His name's not Gary,
curse is it?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is he local Gary? And this is in North Carolina? Okay,
please say he I hadn't take him money. Party buses
in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Been partying, just like the folks on the bus. I
guess the passengers are pretty oblivious to this until Gary
hit three cars and then crashed into a house. Oh God, Gary.
Gary's face of the slouid charges including DUI, reckless driving,
two counts of injury to real property, and felony injury
(01:50):
to utility wires. He took a row of power lines down.
He knew he shouldn't be driving. In April, he was
arrested for another DUI, and just two weeks ago he
was cited for a hit and run.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
How is this guy even working? That's what I'm wondering.
I mean, you have certain tests you have to pass
to be a driver.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You were not on the party bus that I'm thinking of, Pat,
I was on this party bus. It was a batchelor party.
Everybody doing like you said, being responsible. So we get
the lest driver guy drops us off at the Strip Club.
All of a sudden, about a half hour later, I
look over and there he is with a drink in
front of him, giving ladies singles.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I thought, motor boat, those.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Are my singles, and he's got a double in front
of him. This is not a good equation to get
back from Tampa. Yes, all the way in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Boy, all right. But the only thing I can imagine
is maybe he owned this party bus. Therefore you didn't
have to answer it anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Probably a lot of those people that to do the
party bus world own him. At least I'm thinking one two, Yeah,
the guy that was partying, he definitely owned it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh. I was never really understood, and it's happened a
number of times one of the buses. I've been on
a party bus with no bathroom. Oh yeah, which is
uh that's a formula for well things get a little
bit gross disasterisk. Yes, we can leave it at that.
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
He started to say one that I was on with you,
because yeah, that wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think I was my batch of party. It wasn't
an involship block bags. Yeah, an unair conditioned party bus
with no bathroom. Now, I think it was just no bathroom.
The unair conditioned was the limo to the wedding. Oh
that's right, I'm conflating two things, which in July was
really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I remember you remember though I heard it from
Pat many times.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He goes, Dude, what it? Don't Dave get a limo
without an acis cut cut rate limo. You gotta do it, man.
Cut costs from cost or needed makes for a great story.
Headlight of the Week contender number one. This is the
first of two I've come across for this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Right, start and strong, like I said, and I am ready.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Seventy five year old man accused of pepper spraying family
after they wanted pet his dog. Wow. Seventy five year
old Marshall Avener approached the family inside pet Supermarket in
Gainesville and asked if the kids wanted to pet his dog.
(04:40):
The Gainesville Police Department put out a report stating that
when they didn't respond, Abner asked the children if they
wanted to pet him instead. Okay. The child's father confronted
Avener over the comment as the family tried to walk away.
After then re engaged the family and allegedly tried to
touch a child from a separate family, sparking at ver
altercation involving multiple people after the recklessly started spraying pepper
(05:05):
spray during the confrontation, hitting six people in all, including
the kids inside of the pet supermarket. This guy needs
to be locked up, the employee said. He's a regular
customer who had been in the store for only a
few minutes before this all spiraled out of control.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So he's irregular. He doesn't do this on a regular basis,
though I hope. My guess would be he just lost it. Well,
it was probably the first time he was turned down
from any Would you like the pets, you know chips here? Yeah,
but then it turned at of Buddy Twitchell's dog's nameless
chips because it was a Dalmatian and had the little
(05:42):
black chips all over it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But medio is because this is the first time that
he tried petting someone, because he said, or I can
pet you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, lock him up. Does he go to the island.
There's nothing to indicate that he's a child sex predator
or was that just I don't know, if he was
just being a smart ass. He's seventy five year old
old man. I don't know. We can't pin him with
that without anything Island got it not yet No, I
(06:14):
mean there could be more information coming to light. We'll
leave it open for further evaluation. It's headline of the
week one.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We got it in the book.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Don't know if you've seen the video of this what
happened Friday afternoon at Yellowstone. We've seen these idiot tourists
get too close to wildlife, and the wildlife, you know,
hits back with this one inexplicable. A bull bison became
overly aggressive for apparently no reason whatsoever and charged after Horny,
(06:45):
an elderly man, and ended up sending this guy like
eight feet in the air. There's all video of this,
I'm sharing it with you on our Facebook.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And as soon as the bison stood up, the grandfather
is like, no, we're out of here. For whatever reason,
the bison, who is still like fifty to two hundred
feet away, just charged from the grandfather. Eventually got hooked,
got tossed into the air. They were doing the right thing,
they just just bad. Look when he was out on
the ground after things was settling down a little bit,
(07:12):
I said, hey, you know, as a former US Army paratrooper,
I give that lending of like a nine point five
out of ten, and he's like, well, if you just
caught me five years ago, I could have done better.
So he was jovial, trying to make light of his pain,
but he was obviously in a lot of pain.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Dude. This bison knocked this old guy like literally eight
feet in the air, and he sprawt out like this
and does it cartwheel in the middle of the air
and lands. It was like he tried it, he tried.
He ran into like this little wooded area trying to
you know, avoid it avoided, and the bison went right
in after him, chased him in one side, they come
(07:47):
out the other, and then all of a sudden, Grandpa's
in the air.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
See Horny, I'm telling you, it's just like the alligators.
Gators have been like eating people lately and doing weird
things because it's gator mating season right right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We have the same thing going on with the bison.
Probably byson to bison. Boners and lizards are always, you know,
always the Nson Taco on demand download the iHeartRadio app.
Dining out.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Couldn't be me
There's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Would let your taco one on one one w jr
R Your freaking idiots?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, This hours brought to you by w j
r's Gas Cash. Our thousand dollars cash giveaways are back
with the very clever title of gas cash Taco. I
like that. Who came up with that? I can't take
credit for that one, Na, No, that was somebody, uh,
you know, very high up, high up and really plugged
(00:35):
in with what's going on on the ground. All right, So,
speaking of plug you can do whatever you want with
the thousand dollars. Nine oh five is the first chance?
And what do they do with the keyword?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is it website or what do we WJRR dot com
got it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, so we'll remind you some more before you get there.
Gas cash. Normally, when you rent a party bush, it's
so you and the other people on the party bus
can have a good time enough to worry about driving.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, let me guess, wasted party bus driver, you got it?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We had you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I've been on a party bus where the party or
where the bus driver got out, and I think you
might have been on that one. He got out and
went to the bar with us. His name's not Gary,
curse is it?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is he local Gary? And this is in North Carolina? Okay,
please say he I hadn't take him money. Party buses
in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Been partying, just like the folks on the bus. I
guess the passengers are pretty oblivious to this until Gary
hit three cars and then crashed into a house. Oh God, Gary.
Gary's face of the slouid charges including DUI, reckless driving,
two counts of injury to real property, and felony injury
(01:50):
to utility wires. He took a row of power lines down.
He knew he shouldn't be driving. In April, he was
arrested for another DUI, and just two weeks ago he
was cited for a hit and run.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
How is this guy even working? That's what I'm wondering.
I mean, you have certain tests you have to pass
to be a driver.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You were not on the party bus that I'm thinking of, Pat,
I was on this party bus. It was a batchelor party.
Everybody doing like you said, being responsible. So we get
the lest driver guy drops us off at the Strip Club.
All of a sudden, about a half hour later, I
look over and there he is with a drink in
front of him, giving ladies singles.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I thought, motor boat, those.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Are my singles, and he's got a double in front
of him. This is not a good equation to get
back from Tampa. Yes, all the way in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Boy, all right. But the only thing I can imagine
is maybe he owned this party bus. Therefore you didn't
have to answer it anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Probably a lot of those people that to do the
party bus world own him. At least I'm thinking one two, Yeah,
the guy that was partying, he definitely owned it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh. I was never really understood, and it's happened a
number of times one of the buses. I've been on
a party bus with no bathroom. Oh yeah, which is
uh that's a formula for well things get a little
bit gross disasterisk. Yes, we can leave it at that.
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
He started to say one that I was on with you,
because yeah, that wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think I was my batch of party. It wasn't
an involship block bags. Yeah, an unair conditioned party bus
with no bathroom. Now, I think it was just no bathroom.
The unair conditioned was the limo to the wedding. Oh
that's right, I'm conflating two things, which in July was
really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I remember you remember though I heard it from
Pat many times.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He goes, Dude, what it? Don't Dave get a limo
without an acis cut cut rate limo. You gotta do it, man.
Cut costs from cost or needed makes for a great story.
Headlight of the Week contender number one. This is the
first of two I've come across for this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Right, start and strong, like I said, and I am ready.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Seventy five year old man accused of pepper spraying family
after they wanted pet his dog. Wow. Seventy five year
old Marshall Avener approached the family inside pet Supermarket in
Gainesville and asked if the kids wanted to pet his dog.
(04:40):
The Gainesville Police Department put out a report stating that
when they didn't respond, Abner asked the children if they
wanted to pet him instead. Okay. The child's father confronted
Avener over the comment as the family tried to walk away.
After then re engaged the family and allegedly tried to
touch a child from a separate family, sparking at ver
altercation involving multiple people after the recklessly started spraying pepper
(05:05):
spray during the confrontation, hitting six people in all, including
the kids inside of the pet supermarket. This guy needs
to be locked up, the employee said. He's a regular
customer who had been in the store for only a
few minutes before this all spiraled out of control.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So he's irregular. He doesn't do this on a regular basis,
though I hope. My guess would be he just lost it. Well,
it was probably the first time he was turned down
from any Would you like the pets, you know chips here? Yeah,
but then it turned at of Buddy Twitchell's dog's nameless
chips because it was a Dalmatian and had the little
(05:42):
black chips all over it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But medio is because this is the first time that
he tried petting someone, because he said, or I can
pet you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, lock him up. Does he go to the island.
There's nothing to indicate that he's a child sex predator
or was that just I don't know, if he was
just being a smart ass. He's seventy five year old
old man. I don't know. We can't pin him with
that without anything Island got it not yet No, I
(06:14):
mean there could be more information coming to light. We'll
leave it open for further evaluation. It's headline of the
week one.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We got it in the book.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Don't know if you've seen the video of this what
happened Friday afternoon at Yellowstone. We've seen these idiot tourists
get too close to wildlife, and the wildlife, you know,
hits back with this one inexplicable. A bull bison became
overly aggressive for apparently no reason whatsoever and charged after Horny,
(06:45):
an elderly man, and ended up sending this guy like
eight feet in the air. There's all video of this,
I'm sharing it with you on our Facebook.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And as soon as the bison stood up, the grandfather
is like, no, we're out of here. For whatever reason,
the bison, who is still like fifty to two hundred
feet away, just charged from the grandfather. Eventually got hooked,
got tossed into the air. They were doing the right thing,
they just just bad. Look when he was out on
the ground after things was settling down a little bit,
(07:12):
I said, hey, you know, as a former US Army paratrooper,
I give that lending of like a nine point five
out of ten, and he's like, well, if you just
caught me five years ago, I could have done better.
So he was jovial, trying to make light of his pain,
but he was obviously in a lot of pain.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Dude. This bison knocked this old guy like literally eight
feet in the air, and he sprawt out like this
and does it cartwheel in the middle of the air
and lands. It was like he tried it, he tried.
He ran into like this little wooded area trying to
you know, avoid it avoided, and the bison went right
in after him, chased him in one side, they come
(07:47):
out the other, and then all of a sudden, Grandpa's
in the air.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
See Horny, I'm telling you, it's just like the alligators.
Gators have been like eating people lately and doing weird
things because it's gator mating season right right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We have the same thing going on with the bison.
Probably byson to bison. Boners and lizards are always, you know,
always the Nson Taco on demand download the iHeartRadio app.
Dining out.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Couldn't be me
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