7:15 Idiotology July 7, 2026: Woman Roasted over Lavis 'Baby's First Tooth' Party

Dog that was terrified of fireworks had to be rescued from a 15-foot well after jumping in to hide, Woman is being absolutely torched online for throwing a lavish party for her child's 'first tooth' milestone, 'Snake the Bigfoot Hunter' is back with more 'proof' of Bigfoot with 'dna evidence' and the mandatory ridiculous pictures of his buddy in a Bigfoot suit

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, Gideon Apology one on one, Linchintago, this is Orlando's
rock Station one O one one, w JR. R. And
Pat Lynch Taco off on vacation this week. Let's see
what we got here in the idiotology stack for this hour. Well,
now that Fourth of July is over, pets, red dogs

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in general are very happy that the big booms are gone.
He hit a dog that freaks out with fireworks a lot,
very common, very common. They'll they'll go, they'll try to cower,
they'll you know, hide and whatever. This is the first
I've seen of a dog going to this extreme in
Kansas City. Dog was so freaked out by fireworks it

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ran and jumped into the families well fifteen feet down.
It's not really a well that they use, as like
an abandoned well on their property. So this poor pupp
is stuck fifteen feet down and what was described as
a mix of water, oil and sewage and just just

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looking up like I don't know what to do. I
don't know what. So they were able to get first
responders out there and lift the dog out safely. One
of the first responders actually brought brought some brisket to
give the poor pooches a treat. Well, in his case,
I guess you got to have some brisket there. They

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got the dog some water down soap, took all the oily,
gloppy mixture off, and then the puff went. It literally
crashed out on a pile of blankets and was out
called poor dog. At least did out a happy ending,
albeit after the fireworks had wrapped up. I guess all

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the dog count and all the fireworks are still going off,
is I can relate? Sunder? My dog isn't real happy
about the fireworks either. Okay, this character's back. His name
is Charles Stewart. He goes by Snake the Bigfoot Hunter.
I think the last time we've heard from him was

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back in twenty twenty four, when he says that he'd
he discovered the decomposing remains of an eight foot three
hundred pound creature in New York's Adirondack Mountains. Then he
went and displayed the body at a state fair. Well. Well, now,
Snake the Bigfoot Hunter says he has a DNA test

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that came back showing the specimen is fifty eight point
five percent Neanderthal and forty one point five percent human.
Which he argues proves Bigfoot is not an eight but
an unknown human relative. Well, that explains everything. He also
claims the testing was done through cornels veterinary DNA lab,

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although no one's been able to confirm this, says that
the creature was in its late teens or early twenties.
Any warns that there are more of them out there.
Of course there are. All The experts are very skeptical.
To put it mildly, one veteran Bigfoot researcher has flat

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out called Stuart a hoaxer, saying that he does nothing
but give all of us legit bigfoot people bad amputation.
You've got. I posted some of his findings on our
Facebook page. I don't I don't know. This won't end

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until dummies like me quit taking the bait. It's fun
to poke fun at though, right of course, while you're
on our Facebook page, you can see this a woman
I think this is in Australia, so she puts a
picture up of this lavish party she is growing for

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her child's first tooth. You heard of such a thing,
big party for the child's first tooth. So this goes up.
You can imagine the reaction online. People Now, there were
some folks who really thought it was touching and nice.

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Specifically the florist who arranged all of the flowers for
this occasion thought it was sure it goes to your
bottom line. You think any celebration is great. This is
just has it now just become where kids are just
just objects and props for social media and trying to

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one up the person next door? It certainly seems that way.
This is just maybe this is where I should stop
and go back to what's it? What our parents always
taught us. If you don't have something nice to say,
you know it's a Tuesday ticket takeover on our Instagram page.

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