7:15 Idiotology July 9, 2026: So a bear walks into the mall...

Woman gives birth in her sleep and the nurse finds the baby under blankets minutes later, Fried Chicken roundtable alert...Colonel Sanders' famous bow tie is being auctioned off, A black bear wandered into an Alaska shopping mall, stole some fruit, took a dump in the concourse and then left

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Nationally gude Apology one O one with Linchintaco, Orlando's rock
station to one oh one one w j R R.
Pat Lynch. Taco is on vacation this week, however, he'll
be coming back a little early to join me on
Saturday afternoon. We're going to be at Jacksmith Avenue in

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Lake Mary for another michelob Ultra FIFA World Cup watch
party Norway and England on Saturday afternoon kickoff of the
matches at five. Will be there four to six, So
if you want to combine hangouts, please do consider this
year your invitation. News from the music world, Welsh pop
singer Bonnie Tyler has died at the age of seventy five,

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totally clips of the heart. That was her big one.
I guess she had been six since. Like May, I
had an intestinal surgery done and she was in and
out of the hospital a few times. She was in
the hospital here in the last few days in Portugal,
and even though she hadn't been doing that great, she

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was in a spot where her family thought she was
okay for now. But so the death is quite unexpected.
So Bonnie Tyler again dead at the age of seventy five.
The cycle of life. Yes, let's go from that end
of it back to the beginning. A Canadian mom got
kind of the surprise of her life when she gave

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birth in her sleep. Didn't even know it. Twenty seven
year old Carolina Marina. I know all the ladies right
now of who our mothers are going, didn't even know it. What. Yeah.
She went in to be induced and tested positive for
a common bacteria called group B STRAP. She was given antibiotics.

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After more than an hour, her epidural then kicked in
quite strong, and she dozed off there in the eternity ward.
Her husband was there, Her sister and cousin also all
kind of fell asleep there in the room. Nurses kept
coming in to find the baby's heartbeat. They were monitoring
the baby as you know, it's getting close to time.

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It's been tricky since he moved a lot. But when
the monitor could not pick things up, and nurse pulled
back the blankets and lo and behold, oh my goodness. Hi. Yeah,

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the newborn was delivered while mom was asleep, totally unexpected,
curled up right next to her. It's estimated he went
unnoticed for about six minutes. The nurse quickly picked him
up and got him crying. Doctors say such unrecognized births
are quite rare, but can happen with a strong epidural.
I I flashed back to, you know, being there with

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my wife when it was time for her to give
birth to our daughter, and that epidural came out. I'm
I can't watch the turn my head, the size of
that needle, my god bed good lord Colonel Sanders, of course,
the founder and guy responsible for Kentucky Fried Chicken, had

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that unique way of dressing rights, the white suit, the
bow tie, all that stuff. You know, he's been the
face of KFC close to fifty years, even after his death,
universally recognized. You know, the guy who was a serial
entrepreneur who started serving his signature chicken out of a

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gas station in Kentucky in the nineteen thirties. It quickly
became a prime destination for the locals and travelers helped
him earn the title that became a core part of
his identity when that state's governor declared him a Kentucky
Colonel in nineteen thirty five. And then you know, it
was on and he grew into a sizable restaurant chain,

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and he became the face of Kentucky Fried Chicken. And
he's been gone a long time, but now, many years
after his death, you can literally own a part of
his attire. One of his famed bow ties is being
auctioned off. It opened up. The bid opened up at
two hundred dollars. I think it's up to four hundred bucks.

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Whatn't the Colonel's bow tie rank higher than that? Maybe
it will now that we're talking about. Oh, by the way,
here's a little fun fact and why I brought this up.
Colonel Sanders rocked clip ons. Yeah, it looked like it's
that old fashioned bow tie style where you know, I
like grandfather might be wearing its clip ons. He preferred those.

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So if you need a nice Colonel Sanders clip on,
there you go. Finally, there's this if you want to
see some for yourself, I'm sharing it on our j
O Facebook page. This past Sunday morning, a black bear
wandered into the Exchange shopping mall near Joint Base Elmdorf
Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska. The the bear comes wandering in

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first made its way into a barber shop. Let's just
say the barber and the customers in the shop were
a bit surprised. They hauled us to the back until
the bear left the the barber shop, and then headed
off down the concourse into a commissary helped himself to

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some peaches, then wandered out of that store and into
the main concourse of the mall and let loose right there.
Then wandered out tuta RIRs on Instagram follow us and
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