Dad Joke Friday: Butane

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and Happy Friday, Sally morning showing it is bad joke,
Dad joke, Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jokes, bad jokes.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's sad, but it's true.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
If you love your dad's jokes, the joke is on you.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We got a couple on the text this morning. Richard
sent us one and it was it was a repeat.
But then he sent another one. Right, Curtis, Let's see
what weighs more than a gallon of water? Or no,
what weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon
of butane? A gallon of water. Buttane is lighter fluid,
lighter fluid. Got it, lighter fluid. I got it, okay, Thanks,

(00:41):
thank you, Richard. And then you said Greg from Jensen
Beach had one.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, he said, why haven't aliens visited the earth?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
M M?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
They read our reviews? Only one star gave me the
look like oh that went over his head. So I
had to explain it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I did have to think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Mouth was a game, you Pop pop is.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Moving a little slow this morning. I'm gonna be honest
for the hell of a week, all right. One triple
eight four one five one oh five five? I know
who this is? Good morning, Andy, good morning, more, How
you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
How's everyone good?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know we don't have caller ID. I just know
that you're gonna call every Friday right after the birthday
prank call. And I appreciate it absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm glad they don't disappoint you do not. All right,
let's see if they're any good. All right? Why did
the cheddar cheese decide to go to the gym get
cut to get shredded?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
All right, I was closed?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What does Zeus wear under his clothes?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Zeus? This one I have not heard.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know thunderwear?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Thunderwear underwear? I like that one. Oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Andy, have a great weekend. Bye.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
By.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That sounds like it should be a line of underwear
under that.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Might already be.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Because I was thinking I saw dollar signs. I thought
we should come up with that, that marketable underwear underwear. Yeah,
all right, Uh, you got a dad joke for us?
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