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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, dragon, We're able to find a really good substitute
host this morning? Or is it going to be more
the same old, same old.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of the things I hate about politicians and our
government is we're told one thing and then all of
a sudden, it's not true. We didn't have five billion
to spend on the border wall under Trump's first term,
but how many billions upon billions have we sent to Ukraine?
And now Colorado is in a short fall, but the
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governor of Colorado seems to be pulling money out of
a hat. According to Add to Better Denver DNVR, even
though the traffic patrol for the Denver Police has been
understaff for a long time, all of the sun Mayor
Mikey says, we need to be concerned about safety, and
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they are asking twenty officers to move to the traffic patrol.
I'm sure this has nothing to do with adding revenue
for the city. And if they really cared about safety,
I don't they rest for low level of.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Jimmy, I think it's trust the science. Trust the science,
Trust the science. Huh tell it doesn't fit your narrative.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
As a fan of William Shatner who watched the original
episodes as a four or five and six year old,
had the opening monologue memorized for years, and then I
heard Patrick Stewart say the opening monologue and finally realized
that it wasn't a bold lego. It was boldly go
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love Shatner, but he always pronounced things.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Here born in Jimmy and Dragon. Hey Jimmy, I'm asking
you a question. I asked mister Caldera a couple of
weeks ago, what's your preference green orion women or hot
vulcan chicks. Inquiring minds want to know.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I swear Michael Brown takes more time off than a
homeless person.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hey, Jimmy, they just released the job numbers. Looks like
one hundred and forty seven thousand jobs were at it
in June, which smashed expectations by thirty percent. Experts expected
unemployment to be four point three percent. Nope, it's four
point one percent. Do you remember all those years when
the job numbers would come out under Biden and then
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they would secretly adjust them later a couple months later,
and then the last year basically no jobs were at it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So Trump gets into office, he fires all these government employees,
then rehires them because it turns out they need them
or they've been stopped. But that's okay because now he's
the hero because now there's all these new hires. I
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was this part of all a plan?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Jimmy. I heard you announced that your sister would be
doing some vocals for your group. Also noticed that her
last name was Johnson. Does that mean that she's given
up all ease for all time? Wishing Jimmy and Dragon
all the goobers and will even include Michael Brown a
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wonderful Independence Day. I'm assuming Michael will show up on
his weekend show on a Saturday. I think he's only
missed one since he started that and he was really
sick that day. So have a great three day or
two day weekend, however that works out for you. A
hacker got into student applications at Columbia University a while ago.
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They wanted to see if Columbia University was still using
affirmative action in choosing students. They also posted a picture
of a smiling Trump on all the computer screens.