Mom, Don't Kill Me

Mom, Don't Kill Me

Crystal and Gabby are two Latinas living in the Bay Area trying to figure out life, work, and boys.... Show More

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June 13, 2019 37 min

In tonight's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, another dick pic analysis, the hottest things girls say in the bedroom, songs to avoid during hanky panky, a kid uses Snapchat to catch a cop child predator, and MORE!

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June 6, 2019 39 min

In tonight’s episode of Mom, Don’t Kill Me, Crystal’s love life is full of men she doesn’t like, sending dick appointment requests, drunk texting guys, and more!

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May 30, 2019 32 min

In todays episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, Crystal got another D-Pic, Millennials are lazy in the bedroom, threesomes with sex robots are in the near future, male body parts we need to pay more attention to, and MORE!

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May 23, 2019 44 min

In tonight's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, Jada Pinkett Smith was addicted to porn, this dude gets his dick cut off, reasons you should dump your partner, questions to ask before you get into a relationship.

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May 16, 2019 46 min

On today's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, we're talking about woman's sexual fantasies, Lamar Odom's sex addiction, Ayesha Curry's botched chest, and oh and Gabby got a boob job..

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May 10, 2019 30 min

In today's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, crying during sex, Ayesha Curry is wanting attention from other men, eating ass, fart jars, being called the wrong name during sex, MORE!

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May 3, 2019 35 min

In tonight's episode of Mom, Don't Kill me have you ever had dream sex, do you prefer ugly or pretty boys, a nanny is out here scamming people in the Bay Area, vampire facials, and MORE!

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April 26, 2019 45 min

In todays episode of Mom Don't Kill Me, herpes at Coachella, foot fucking, crowdfunding for new boobs, sugar daddies, and whole lot of other bs!

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April 19, 2019 30 min

In tonight’s episode of Mom, Don't Kill me, we talked about our crazy car sex experiences, PDA, our pettiest deal breakers, and MORE!

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April 12, 2019 36 min

In today's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, theres a new slut bot you can text, explaining the origin of queefs, men's bios on Tinder, rainbow flags in San Jose, and MORE!

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In today's episode of "Mom, Don't Kill Me", Crystal got her period blood all over the bathroom floor, is having a crush on someone while married normal? irrational things that make guys horny, and MORE!

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March 29, 2019 44 min

On todays episode of Mom Don't Kill Me, things to do to a naked man, she got pregnant by two guys, Crystal ripped someones pee hole on her birthday, and MORE!

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March 22, 2019 33 min

In today's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, ways to prevent your penis from shrinking, how to make sure your breath don't stank, Crystal got GOT by one of her boyfriends, and MORE!

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March 15, 2019 32 min

In tonight's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, dude makes a chart on woman's nails determining how crazy they are, a woman gets a brain bleed from oral sex, a scum bag on Tinder sends his date a list of improvements, we play Lil Skirp's rap song about Crystal, and more!

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March 8, 2019 39 min

In today's episode of Mom, Don't kill me, we talk about inexperienced men, a billionaire died from getting a penis enhancement, R. Kelly's girlfriends speak out about the allegations, happy International Woman's Day, and MORE!

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March 1, 2019 37 min

In todays episode of Mom Don't Kill Me, sex on the first date, things that women love in bed, Jordyn Woods is spilling the tea, and a mother heading to SF gives a gift to everyone on her flight.

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February 22, 2019 49 min

On today's episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, Tristan and Khloe, relationship deal breakers, the person your bae is most likely to cheat on you with, San Jose teens are showing off how ratchet The Bay is, and more!

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February 15, 2019 34 min

In tonight’s episode of Mom, Don’t Kill Me, Crystal has a situation, butt stuff, she tried to steal his sperm, did Ariana Grande know Pete Davidson wasn’t the one, and more!

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February 9, 2019 51 min

In today's episode of Mom Don't Kill, things to spice up your Valentine's Day sex, fetishes you've never heard of, what people are stealing in Hayward, why we hate feet, and the Grammy's.

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February 1, 2019 31 min

On today’s episode of Mom, Don't Kill Me, we talk about terrible injuries during sex, you can name a cockroach after your ex for $2, thirsty ex’s on the gram, oh and Lil Skirp is getting a little too comfortable...

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