March 3, 2026 • 19 mins
On today's podcast we talked about Amanda Seyfried wearing a prosthetic while shooting her latest movie and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Graham, Hi Selena, Hi jes Hey, it's the wild thoughts.
Oh yeah, just is excited for today's episode.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, there's a lot to be excited about.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well, do you have you're excited about?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have something I'm excited about. Do you have something
you're excited about?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I have something I don't. I'm not necessarily excited about it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Jess, do you have anything you're excited about?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have something that's gross that I know you guys
will find perfect.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Pleasurable, pleasurable grossa Selena's picking, but she didn't even.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Raise her hands.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Olfs do you pick me?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, Graham to go first.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, So do you guys know who Amanda safe?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How do you say the last thing?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think Cyfrid?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, Amanda Cifred.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
She said in a recent interview, She's got a new
movie coming out. Testament of Anne Lee sounds like it
was a very daring role for her, and there's quite
a bit of nudity.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Apparently.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
She says that during the filming of this movie, she
at one time.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Wore a prosthetic butthole.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
How how does it stick on there? It's like a
sticker butthole.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
We'll get into the questions about how this thing operates,
but she says that the movie needed to be graphic,
and she said at the end of the movie, she said, quote,
I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't naked at all.
I'm standing in front of a burning building with just
a murkin. So she's also wearing a murket. Do you
guys remember what that is?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
That's like a two pay for your badge. It's like
a fake It's like a fake bush. So she's wearing
a fake badge bush on one side, and she says
she felt very free and very confident because she was
wearing that, because it's like, Okay, I'm not actually naked.
And then she said, but she was also wearing a
(01:57):
prosthetic butthole. She says, you cannot see my butthole the scene,
but I swear there is a prosthetic butthole there, to
which the interviewer thankfully asked, well, why did you have
one on if we don't see it, and she said
it was more of a just in case precaution, in
case her butthole did find its way into the scene. Oh,
I wouldn't see her real one she was wearing a prosthetic.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Butt, So do you think it was like was it
like a sticker thing that went like front to front
to back or was it like a thong situation? But
like the strings are like clear, I mean that oh yeah,
drawn on?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
No, that would look way way, way too fake. She
needed to be naked. The murk and I think just
sticks on with a little bit of glue. I imagine
they glued her prosthetic butt, right, so glue.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
From front to back. Do you think it's all connected
they just like like stick it on there?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh no, I think there's somebody And imagine this being
your job. You are the person that has to paint
a prosthetic butthole because like where, you can't just order
one on Amazon right now. I don't think somebody has
to custom make one to match your So they had
to either study your butthole or just study like buttholes
in general. Yeah, and then it there and meticulously hand
paint some sort of I don't know, imagine maybe something
(03:04):
silicone or something very realistic feeling, and then they had
to get in.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Your butt hole and stick it on your butt hole.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You can't stick it out with like super glory thing,
because what if you needed to use your buttthole later.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
To go to the back?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah, you had to peel off your fake butthole to
use your usual or.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you feel it back on or like the whole
thing is just tainted after.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That, right, you got to watch you probably get a
new one.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
So then the person has to get their little tiny
paint brush set out and start painting away to make
you a new prostact bule. Like what whose job is
that one? That's my first question. The second question, I
I do want to know how does it attach? Like
where how is it working? And then also like she's
she said it was a just in case situation. But
(03:45):
unless you're like, unless the camera's capturing you like really
like bent over something, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It doesn't just slip out. It's like not one of
those things.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Seems like a very low probability that the camera is
going to see your buttthole.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or maybe it was in case she's like bending over
while they're doing the scenes, like she dropped something.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh baby, I wouldn't necessarily be on that camera but
set Yeah, I didn't want to the grip and the
gaff for and yeah, and everybody else that's on set.
So do you think then just like cover it? Why
does it have to look like a butthole? See?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think it's in case it made its way into the.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Filmy that it seems more likely, because then why I
have to have like an actual painted on butthole.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Okay, so let me ask you, ladies, you have to
do You have to be nude in a major Hollywood production,
and this the film is already receiving quite a bit
of a claim.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You have to be nude in a in a movie.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Would you want somebody again to paint a fake butthole
of your butthole and then apply it to your butthole
so you could be in the scenes so nobody sees it,
or would you just be like, screw it, I'm naked
in this movie anyways, and if they happen to catch
a glimpse of my butthole, but I think.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You hit the max. I need a fake. Yeah, I'm
giving the fake one, really, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Then I could just be like, oh, you didn't like
what you saw it?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was fake kind of mine, yea bleached, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Like, does it really matter that much?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think you wouldn't care if your butthole wasn't a
feature film.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
And I just wouldn't care, not like yeah that's mine,
Like like, why would I care to put a fake
one on there?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't want to make up your artists up in
there poking around. Maybe they'll just give it to you
and you put it on. You can't apply your own buttthole.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Wait, we've already used our Yeah, you can't see your
own starfish, like you'd have to crouch over a mirror
or something.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, I don't care about that. I just don't
want it in a movie. Yeah, I don't care who
puts it on.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, And the same question to the front side, would
you wear a mrkin like a fake bush or would
you just be like, yeah, that's my bus I'd.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Rather have a fake one. Yeah, that's fascinating, Like you'd
rather have your your parts actually on there, exposed and
have a fake one.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
I guess it just seems like more authentic and real, Like,
if you're gonna be naked in a movie, just be
naked in the movie.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Right, No, right, But I don't want to be naked
in a movie. That's hence using the fake stuff, So
it's not me. And what if the movie.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Like flops and then now you just did all that
for nothing and its because of your part.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, because nobody believed or real enough.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It always happens anytime like a Netflix show comes out
and somebody is showing like frontal or any of that, Like,
it always goes viral and people are always talking about it,
and I wouldn't want them to be talking about my
actual part.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right at least the interviews, you can.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Be like, yeah, that was a fake prosthetic, Yeah, pro sex,
a lot of makeup and stuff, because yeah, your parents
are going to go to the premiere.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And see this.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What if Amanda Seifert is lying like what if that's
her real bole? But she already knows, like she's just
getting like ahead of what people will say. She's like, oh, yeah,
that wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It was fake because you're like, oh my god, it's
so hairy.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, don't that's American.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Do you think there's like in Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I'm assuming there are particular people they go to in
the costume world that you know, are known for doing
the best prosthetic faces or whatever. Do you think there
is somebody that's known for the best, Like they just
you go to their studio and they just have like
fifty different merkets. Yes, and you're like, okay, which one? Yeah,
let's size you up. This is the right sized marking.
Or do you think each one's just custom made? Like
do you think you're going through a library?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh, I see what you mean. But the customers, I
think they're all custom made. But there's probably only a
few go to people that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Hollywood goes to that get the most realistic.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, like everything is just so accurate.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Do you guys think you would if you had to
get American? Do you think you'd get one that's the
same style that you've got unless there's some direction, like
this looks it has to.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Look believable, like it has to. I mean, okay, first question.
Does it always match the drapes?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Not necessarily?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I think in a lot of cases no, because you know,
I don't know, I've never I've never I don't know
what someone's carpet looks like that's like blonde or I.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Feel like I feel like generally it's darker even if
you have light.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Hair, Oh, just a few shades right, Like it wouldn't
be like a super blonde wouldn't be like a full
on like jet black hair.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I think it could be really I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Why would Kim put her remember her like her bush
songs out? Why would she have different colors?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Then?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
If everyone has black curly white, because she has blonde,
there's red.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, she's yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I mean there's probably different shades out there, but I
think the predominant colors. Okay, at least according to the
urinal here at work that just gets sprinkled with cubes
every day. Like, how are there that many falling.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Out of you?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
That's discussed sometimes, like they're up on top of the urinal?
How do they get up there? I still don't get
I can't wrap my head around that.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's so gross.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I guess somebody could be really really tall, like they're
way taller than the urinal, but that would be you
have to be like an eight.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Foot you like un zip and pubes just sprinkle out
of there.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Not mine, but apparently everybody else here at work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What if they do? You obviously just have to leave
them the right or do you're them up?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No touching?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, but your own you don't pick up your own?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
No, No, you try to blast them down. You know,
you try to, You try to pee them down the
if you needed to. That's the one nice thing about
being a Guy's like, if there's something there inside of
the bowl that you need to try to get rid of,
you can use your own power jet washer to try
to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wait, but at home, you like, you leave it for Kate,
your wife.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I would never leave anything in the on the seat
or the thing or you know any Okay, yeah, I
would clean them off with my teeth, of course, just
get down there and get rid of Yeah, I knew
you did.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You guys are.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Gross yours you're a gross. So there's a guy with
a teeny tiny penis. Look, somebody yelled at me last time.
I kept saying penis. So with a teeny tiny dog cock.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't know what to call it now.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't want to say dong.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I just wouldn't say that in real life I would anyways.
His name is Michael Phillips. He he is convinced he
has the world smallest dick.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
He did an interview with TMZ and he has a
micro one like he's actually been medically diagnosed with a
micro penis and he basically said in this TMZ interview
that if anybody out there thinks they have a smaller
one than him, step up to the play and let's
see what you got. He it's a small off.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He doesn't think there's a Guinness World record, you know,
for this particular category, but if there is one, he'd
be interested in, like possibly, you know, being named that
record holder. If that was a.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Thing, I couldn't imagine having the balls.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
No fun intended here to come forward and be the
guy like I think I got the He is.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Not like shy about it at all. He says that, Okay,
so the diameter of a penny, right is point seventy
five inches?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Is it diameters across across? Across the faith round is
a circumference.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
And radius is half of half.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yes, so the diameter of a penny is point seventy
five inches. That is, according to him, about twice the
size of his his junk.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Whoa, he says, don't they do circomforts? I want to
it's easier to picture, like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The just across across is the easiest way.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, I want to know how big around it is?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh? I don't have in the earth. We're talking about lengthier.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh he's talking about length Yes, wait start over. I
gotta refrain because you're talking about something round. So it's
like I want to I'm trying to picture how the penny.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Point seventy five inches. Okay, that's twice the size of
what he's got. What he says, he says, what it's
it's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just tell me. It's like two sentimaters, he says.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
When it's when, it's when it's hard, it's he says,
he likens it to his pinky nail.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
His pinky nail. Yes, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yes, I don't believe it. And he's speaking out the
reason why he's not shy, and he's like talking about this.
He wants to raise awareness about micro PENI is that
how you say penis is plural accurate. He wants to
raise awareness, fight the stigma, and address the body shamers.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean that dude's got bigger balls than me.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'll tell you that she could never You should have
a small off with him.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I could never come forward.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
If that that you're pinky nail, pinky nail.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It is a lot of apparently a lot of people that,
I mean, they have kinks for stuff like that, because
remember fulsome street whatever it's called. Uh huh, a lot
of people had had micro ones out well not.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But you wouldn't know if it was out there's yeah,
if it was a micro you live.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
That's why I don't believe it's that decribing it. But
like people were out there with like like.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Finger looking maybe it was a cold day. What do
you mean, like it really cold.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Like which is really really tiny ones?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What if their growers not shown and.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
They were and they were just out and about like that, right,
So then so then I said to my friend like
they just like they're okay, just showing it like that,
And he was like, yeah, there's kinks like rock out
with your pocket Like no, I know, I'm saying, like
you know, but but that's still not a micro.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's just that's.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Just nickname is like baby.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Carrot or like, yeah, micro is like you wouldn't even
see it.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, get your magnifying glass and then bear.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It under the hair. You would not even see it. Ye,
look it up on your computer.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, has this guy ever shown his is he that?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't think he was asked if he would ever
do like an only fans or something like that, And
he said that he, well, he's convinced that people wouldn't
be interested in it, so his answer was no, yeah,
but I think people would be wanting to see it
out of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Started to go fud a microscope to it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, just wow, he was talking about.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
All the guys listening now with the micro one, Jess
has just shamed them back.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Into the Wait, so then that is the only part
that is micro.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, that's a good question. He didn't say anything about
the nuts, so maybe they're normal sized because he didn't
mention micro nuts. Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Look it up in your work computer the history of people,
and there are you know, eight billion people on this planet.
I'm assuming there are quite a few people just statistically
that kind have a small off with this guy. But yeah,
the micro nuts, that's an interesting question. Is it just
like two little pistaschos below this little thing?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Apparently, micro nuts mark are very real and an essential
type of passing passive climbing protection. So that's not what
we're talking about. What's another what are what's the correct
term for micro nets, micro testicals, micro testicles?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, syndrome real are micro Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yes, Abnormally small testicles are a real medical condition
known as micro orchidism.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yep, that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's it's a condition that involves testicles that are smaller
than the average size, often caused by genetic disorders or
shrinkage due to infections or hormonal imbalances.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Or swimming in a cold swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It could be a thing.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I wonder if he is like proportionate in that way,
or is it like.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He didn't touch on that that I've seen you submit a.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Question to his only fans account?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Please, he doesn't have an only fans account.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Or our gofund me's already up to eleven thousand that
we started for him.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Well then you better get on it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, man, I don't envy that guy's position.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh I feel bad.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
For him, bad enough to hook up with them if
you were single. No, no, you really wouldn't have to
do anything because like it's not gonna that's that was enough.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
How does it work it?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I mean, it's not like you can't use it. If
you don't use it, you lose it.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
I think I don't know, like, how could how could
it just say it?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Jess?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
This is the Wilds podcast, right, like Jack just voice,
I mean rolling it probably. Yeah, that was so mean.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That's the body shaming you talk about.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's just like wiggles around you guys are me.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, well I'm not the one that was making fun
of him. Just with shaming him, I feel bad, said awareness.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Yeah, he's that dude is the bravest guy on the planet.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Why I'm bringing this up. You should have a small
off with him.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
There are guys that, like you know, stormed the beaches
of Normandy and under a hail of machine gun fire.
This guy is a thousand times more brave than that.
I agree, the bravest guy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I agree, Jess. I know you had something to disc
we can save it for next Let's save it for
next week, and it better be good because now I'm
on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Okay, yeah, Well, also we have a talk back we
need to play. That's right, which is probably alsome.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Discres if that guy's on the edge of his seat,
does his even touch that doesn't reach over the edge
of the body saving continues.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Hey, guys, this for the wild thoughts. It's been a while,
but Graham, would you rather have a sex tape of
you and your ex get leaked, or a leaked tape
of you taming the one night snake wearing a mega hat? Ladies, same,
would you rather have a sex tape leak of you
your ex or the tap of you in the toilet?
(17:39):
I mean firerhea from beginning to end?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Great questions out the haircut?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, he like the what's the bad guy and saw Jigsaw?
Is he like the Jigsaw of the Wild Thoughts podcast?
What would you rather have happened? I would the Mine's
a no brainer. I would much rather have a sex
tape of me and my ex leaked than one of
me taming the one eyed snake in a Maga hat.
I just think that one is infinitely more embarrassing, as embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
As the X tape would be.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Whatever that was, just like, that's something that happened in
the past relationship. Yeah, deal with that. It'd be a
really short video too. Yeah whatever you blinky missed it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, I'd rather mean the ex than a video of
me having fireya.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, I would not like a video of me having
FIREA That seems like a lot less more embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I mean, obviously depends on the angle, but it seems
like a lot less embarrassing, like whatever, like you're.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Just no no.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I feel like for like the tape leaked, we get
to see it all. We keep in mind, we're gonna
see everything, right, I would rather that than like, we're
probably not gonna really see anything, We're gonna hear something.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's like I wouldn't even want anyone to know that
I've had fire ea, right, Why don't even want people
to know that I go to Matia? So it's so
much more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I figured you guys would take the from an easy one,
the fire rea like ten out of ten times, because
you would not want everybody to see all your business.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
But the other one, at least there's a chance I'll
look hotter than me having fire rea.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, okay, that is true.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
It's hard to get hotter than fire reea. But see
what I did there, a little temperature joke.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But all right now, just save your sickery for next week, please, yeah, okay,
Hi, Graham, Hi Selena, Hi jes Hey, it's the wild thoughts.
Oh yeah, just is excited for today's episode.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, there's a lot to be excited about.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well, do you have you're excited about?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have something I'm excited about. Do you have something
you're excited about?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I have something I don't. I'm not necessarily excited about it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Jess, do you have anything you're excited about?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have something that's gross that I know you guys
will find perfect.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Pleasurable, pleasurable grossa Selena's picking, but she didn't even.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Raise her hands.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Olfs do you pick me?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, Graham to go first.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, So do you guys know who Amanda safe?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How do you say the last thing?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think Cyfrid?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, Amanda Cifred.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
She said in a recent interview, She's got a new
movie coming out. Testament of Anne Lee sounds like it
was a very daring role for her, and there's quite
a bit of nudity.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Apparently.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
She says that during the filming of this movie, she
at one time.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Wore a prosthetic butthole.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
How how does it stick on there? It's like a
sticker butthole.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
We'll get into the questions about how this thing operates,
but she says that the movie needed to be graphic,
and she said at the end of the movie, she said, quote,
I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't naked at all.
I'm standing in front of a burning building with just
a murkin. So she's also wearing a murket. Do you
guys remember what that is?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
That's like a two pay for your badge. It's like
a fake It's like a fake bush. So she's wearing
a fake badge bush on one side, and she says
she felt very free and very confident because she was
wearing that, because it's like, Okay, I'm not actually naked.
And then she said, but she was also wearing a
(01:57):
prosthetic butthole. She says, you cannot see my butthole the scene,
but I swear there is a prosthetic butthole there, to
which the interviewer thankfully asked, well, why did you have
one on if we don't see it, and she said
it was more of a just in case precaution, in
case her butthole did find its way into the scene. Oh,
I wouldn't see her real one she was wearing a prosthetic.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Butt, So do you think it was like was it
like a sticker thing that went like front to front
to back or was it like a thong situation? But
like the strings are like clear, I mean that oh yeah,
drawn on?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
No, that would look way way, way too fake. She
needed to be naked. The murk and I think just
sticks on with a little bit of glue. I imagine
they glued her prosthetic butt, right, so glue.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
From front to back. Do you think it's all connected
they just like like stick it on there?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh no, I think there's somebody And imagine this being
your job. You are the person that has to paint
a prosthetic butthole because like where, you can't just order
one on Amazon right now. I don't think somebody has
to custom make one to match your So they had
to either study your butthole or just study like buttholes
in general. Yeah, and then it there and meticulously hand
paint some sort of I don't know, imagine maybe something
(03:04):
silicone or something very realistic feeling, and then they had
to get in.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Your butt hole and stick it on your butt hole.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You can't stick it out with like super glory thing,
because what if you needed to use your buttthole later.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
To go to the back?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah, you had to peel off your fake butthole to
use your usual or.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you feel it back on or like the whole
thing is just tainted after.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That, right, you got to watch you probably get a
new one.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
So then the person has to get their little tiny
paint brush set out and start painting away to make
you a new prostact bule. Like what whose job is
that one? That's my first question. The second question, I
I do want to know how does it attach? Like
where how is it working? And then also like she's
she said it was a just in case situation. But
(03:45):
unless you're like, unless the camera's capturing you like really
like bent over something, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It doesn't just slip out. It's like not one of
those things.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Seems like a very low probability that the camera is
going to see your buttthole.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or maybe it was in case she's like bending over
while they're doing the scenes, like she dropped something.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh baby, I wouldn't necessarily be on that camera but
set Yeah, I didn't want to the grip and the
gaff for and yeah, and everybody else that's on set.
So do you think then just like cover it? Why
does it have to look like a butthole? See?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think it's in case it made its way into the.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Filmy that it seems more likely, because then why I
have to have like an actual painted on butthole.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Okay, so let me ask you, ladies, you have to
do You have to be nude in a major Hollywood production,
and this the film is already receiving quite a bit
of a claim.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You have to be nude in a in a movie.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Would you want somebody again to paint a fake butthole
of your butthole and then apply it to your butthole
so you could be in the scenes so nobody sees it,
or would you just be like, screw it, I'm naked
in this movie anyways, and if they happen to catch
a glimpse of my butthole, but I think.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You hit the max. I need a fake. Yeah, I'm
giving the fake one, really, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Then I could just be like, oh, you didn't like
what you saw it?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was fake kind of mine, yea bleached, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Like, does it really matter that much?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think you wouldn't care if your butthole wasn't a
feature film.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
And I just wouldn't care, not like yeah that's mine,
Like like, why would I care to put a fake
one on there?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't want to make up your artists up in
there poking around. Maybe they'll just give it to you
and you put it on. You can't apply your own buttthole.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Wait, we've already used our Yeah, you can't see your
own starfish, like you'd have to crouch over a mirror
or something.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, I don't care about that. I just don't
want it in a movie. Yeah, I don't care who
puts it on.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, And the same question to the front side, would
you wear a mrkin like a fake bush or would
you just be like, yeah, that's my bus I'd.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Rather have a fake one. Yeah, that's fascinating, Like you'd
rather have your your parts actually on there, exposed and
have a fake one.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
I guess it just seems like more authentic and real, Like,
if you're gonna be naked in a movie, just be
naked in the movie.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Right, No, right, But I don't want to be naked
in a movie. That's hence using the fake stuff, So
it's not me. And what if the movie.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Like flops and then now you just did all that
for nothing and its because of your part.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, because nobody believed or real enough.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It always happens anytime like a Netflix show comes out
and somebody is showing like frontal or any of that, Like,
it always goes viral and people are always talking about it,
and I wouldn't want them to be talking about my
actual part.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right at least the interviews, you can.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Be like, yeah, that was a fake prosthetic, Yeah, pro sex,
a lot of makeup and stuff, because yeah, your parents
are going to go to the premiere.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And see this.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What if Amanda Seifert is lying like what if that's
her real bole? But she already knows, like she's just
getting like ahead of what people will say. She's like, oh, yeah,
that wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It was fake because you're like, oh my god, it's
so hairy.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, don't that's American.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Do you think there's like in Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I'm assuming there are particular people they go to in
the costume world that you know, are known for doing
the best prosthetic faces or whatever. Do you think there
is somebody that's known for the best, Like they just
you go to their studio and they just have like
fifty different merkets. Yes, and you're like, okay, which one? Yeah,
let's size you up. This is the right sized marking.
Or do you think each one's just custom made? Like
do you think you're going through a library?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh, I see what you mean. But the customers, I
think they're all custom made. But there's probably only a
few go to people that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Hollywood goes to that get the most realistic.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, like everything is just so accurate.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Do you guys think you would if you had to
get American? Do you think you'd get one that's the
same style that you've got unless there's some direction, like
this looks it has to.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Look believable, like it has to. I mean, okay, first question.
Does it always match the drapes?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Not necessarily?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I think in a lot of cases no, because you know,
I don't know, I've never I've never I don't know
what someone's carpet looks like that's like blonde or I.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Feel like I feel like generally it's darker even if
you have light.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Hair, Oh, just a few shades right, Like it wouldn't
be like a super blonde wouldn't be like a full
on like jet black hair.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I think it could be really I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Why would Kim put her remember her like her bush
songs out? Why would she have different colors?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Then?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
If everyone has black curly white, because she has blonde,
there's red.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, she's yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I mean there's probably different shades out there, but I
think the predominant colors. Okay, at least according to the
urinal here at work that just gets sprinkled with cubes
every day. Like, how are there that many falling.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Out of you?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
That's discussed sometimes, like they're up on top of the urinal?
How do they get up there? I still don't get
I can't wrap my head around that.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's so gross.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I guess somebody could be really really tall, like they're
way taller than the urinal, but that would be you
have to be like an eight.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Foot you like un zip and pubes just sprinkle out
of there.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Not mine, but apparently everybody else here at work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What if they do? You obviously just have to leave
them the right or do you're them up?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No touching?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, but your own you don't pick up your own?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
No, No, you try to blast them down. You know,
you try to, You try to pee them down the
if you needed to. That's the one nice thing about
being a Guy's like, if there's something there inside of
the bowl that you need to try to get rid of,
you can use your own power jet washer to try
to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wait, but at home, you like, you leave it for Kate,
your wife.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I would never leave anything in the on the seat
or the thing or you know any Okay, yeah, I
would clean them off with my teeth, of course, just
get down there and get rid of Yeah, I knew
you did.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You guys are.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Gross yours you're a gross. So there's a guy with
a teeny tiny penis. Look, somebody yelled at me last time.
I kept saying penis. So with a teeny tiny dog cock.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't know what to call it now.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't want to say dong.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I just wouldn't say that in real life I would anyways.
His name is Michael Phillips. He he is convinced he
has the world smallest dick.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
He did an interview with TMZ and he has a
micro one like he's actually been medically diagnosed with a
micro penis and he basically said in this TMZ interview
that if anybody out there thinks they have a smaller
one than him, step up to the play and let's
see what you got. He it's a small off.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He doesn't think there's a Guinness World record, you know,
for this particular category, but if there is one, he'd
be interested in, like possibly, you know, being named that
record holder. If that was a.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Thing, I couldn't imagine having the balls.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
No fun intended here to come forward and be the
guy like I think I got the He is.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Not like shy about it at all. He says that, Okay,
so the diameter of a penny, right is point seventy
five inches?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Is it diameters across across? Across the faith round is
a circumference.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
And radius is half of half.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yes, so the diameter of a penny is point seventy
five inches. That is, according to him, about twice the
size of his his junk.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Whoa, he says, don't they do circomforts? I want to
it's easier to picture, like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The just across across is the easiest way.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, I want to know how big around it is?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh? I don't have in the earth. We're talking about lengthier.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh he's talking about length Yes, wait start over. I
gotta refrain because you're talking about something round. So it's
like I want to I'm trying to picture how the penny.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Point seventy five inches. Okay, that's twice the size of
what he's got. What he says, he says, what it's
it's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just tell me. It's like two sentimaters, he says.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
When it's when, it's when it's hard, it's he says,
he likens it to his pinky nail.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
His pinky nail. Yes, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yes, I don't believe it. And he's speaking out the
reason why he's not shy, and he's like talking about this.
He wants to raise awareness about micro PENI is that
how you say penis is plural accurate. He wants to
raise awareness, fight the stigma, and address the body shamers.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean that dude's got bigger balls than me.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'll tell you that she could never You should have
a small off with him.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I could never come forward.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
If that that you're pinky nail, pinky nail.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It is a lot of apparently a lot of people that,
I mean, they have kinks for stuff like that, because
remember fulsome street whatever it's called. Uh huh, a lot
of people had had micro ones out well not.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But you wouldn't know if it was out there's yeah,
if it was a micro you live.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
That's why I don't believe it's that decribing it. But
like people were out there with like like.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Finger looking maybe it was a cold day. What do
you mean, like it really cold.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Like which is really really tiny ones?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What if their growers not shown and.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
They were and they were just out and about like that, right,
So then so then I said to my friend like
they just like they're okay, just showing it like that,
And he was like, yeah, there's kinks like rock out
with your pocket Like no, I know, I'm saying, like
you know, but but that's still not a micro.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's just that's.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Just nickname is like baby.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Carrot or like, yeah, micro is like you wouldn't even
see it.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, get your magnifying glass and then bear.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It under the hair. You would not even see it. Ye,
look it up on your computer.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, has this guy ever shown his is he that?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't think he was asked if he would ever
do like an only fans or something like that, And
he said that he, well, he's convinced that people wouldn't
be interested in it, so his answer was no, yeah,
but I think people would be wanting to see it
out of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Started to go fud a microscope to it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, just wow, he was talking about.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
All the guys listening now with the micro one, Jess
has just shamed them back.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Into the Wait, so then that is the only part
that is micro.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, that's a good question. He didn't say anything about
the nuts, so maybe they're normal sized because he didn't
mention micro nuts. Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Look it up in your work computer the history of people,
and there are you know, eight billion people on this planet.
I'm assuming there are quite a few people just statistically
that kind have a small off with this guy. But yeah,
the micro nuts, that's an interesting question. Is it just
like two little pistaschos below this little thing?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Apparently, micro nuts mark are very real and an essential
type of passing passive climbing protection. So that's not what
we're talking about. What's another what are what's the correct
term for micro nets, micro testicals, micro testicles?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, syndrome real are micro Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yes, Abnormally small testicles are a real medical condition
known as micro orchidism.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yep, that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's it's a condition that involves testicles that are smaller
than the average size, often caused by genetic disorders or
shrinkage due to infections or hormonal imbalances.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Or swimming in a cold swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It could be a thing.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I wonder if he is like proportionate in that way,
or is it like.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He didn't touch on that that I've seen you submit a.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Question to his only fans account?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Please, he doesn't have an only fans account.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Or our gofund me's already up to eleven thousand that
we started for him.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Well then you better get on it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, man, I don't envy that guy's position.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh I feel bad.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
For him, bad enough to hook up with them if
you were single. No, no, you really wouldn't have to
do anything because like it's not gonna that's that was enough.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
How does it work it?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I mean, it's not like you can't use it. If
you don't use it, you lose it.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
I think I don't know, like, how could how could
it just say it?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Jess?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
This is the Wilds podcast, right, like Jack just voice,
I mean rolling it probably. Yeah, that was so mean.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That's the body shaming you talk about.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's just like wiggles around you guys are me.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, well I'm not the one that was making fun
of him. Just with shaming him, I feel bad, said awareness.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Yeah, he's that dude is the bravest guy on the planet.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Why I'm bringing this up. You should have a small
off with him.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
There are guys that, like you know, stormed the beaches
of Normandy and under a hail of machine gun fire.
This guy is a thousand times more brave than that.
I agree, the bravest guy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I agree, Jess. I know you had something to disc
we can save it for next Let's save it for
next week, and it better be good because now I'm
on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Okay, yeah, Well, also we have a talk back we
need to play. That's right, which is probably alsome.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Discres if that guy's on the edge of his seat,
does his even touch that doesn't reach over the edge
of the body saving continues.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Hey, guys, this for the wild thoughts. It's been a while,
but Graham, would you rather have a sex tape of
you and your ex get leaked, or a leaked tape
of you taming the one night snake wearing a mega hat? Ladies, same,
would you rather have a sex tape leak of you
your ex or the tap of you in the toilet?
(17:39):
I mean firerhea from beginning to end?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Great questions out the haircut?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, he like the what's the bad guy and saw Jigsaw?
Is he like the Jigsaw of the Wild Thoughts podcast?
What would you rather have happened? I would the Mine's
a no brainer. I would much rather have a sex
tape of me and my ex leaked than one of
me taming the one eyed snake in a Maga hat.
I just think that one is infinitely more embarrassing, as embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
As the X tape would be.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Whatever that was, just like, that's something that happened in
the past relationship. Yeah, deal with that. It'd be a
really short video too. Yeah whatever you blinky missed it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, I'd rather mean the ex than a video of
me having fireya.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, I would not like a video of me having
FIREA That seems like a lot less more embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I mean, obviously depends on the angle, but it seems
like a lot less embarrassing, like whatever, like you're.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Just no no.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I feel like for like the tape leaked, we get
to see it all. We keep in mind, we're gonna
see everything, right, I would rather that than like, we're
probably not gonna really see anything, We're gonna hear something.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's like I wouldn't even want anyone to know that
I've had fire ea, right, Why don't even want people
to know that I go to Matia? So it's so
much more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I figured you guys would take the from an easy one,
the fire rea like ten out of ten times, because
you would not want everybody to see all your business.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
But the other one, at least there's a chance I'll
look hotter than me having fire rea.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, okay, that is true.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
It's hard to get hotter than fire reea. But see
what I did there, a little temperature joke.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But all right now, just save your sickery for next week, please, yeah, okay,
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