May 26, 2026 • 22 mins
Chrystal joined us for today's episode, Graham recapped the Bogalo Joe lore and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, we have Crystal joining our Wild.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thoughts Special Wild Thoughts podcast. Let's do like we welcome
all our Wild Thoughts guests.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
With a get the fuck out?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Wow. Yeah, we've never had a Wild Thoughts guess have we?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I don't think not.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Maybe definitely not from the number one market of New
York City, I'm sure of that.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But you're today from Bakersfield, New York City.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh see here guys' studio here, which is really messy
by the way.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
You guys have producers here. Oh no, you don't know
how to clean this up.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Maybe you should feel like home because the studio does.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The amount of junk and trastion ear is on par
with what you here at their old studio you destroyed.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Should we kick off today's episode with a talk back?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Hey, guys, it's Julie from Valley Springs. I was podcasting
this weekend and Selina said something about Bungalow Joe, and
I don't know how I missed that story, but I
was wondering, Graham, if you could tell us the story
about Bungalow Joe, because I don't know what that is
and I can't believe I don't know what that is
from herper camp, but I need to hear the story please, Okay, thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, first off, not bungalow Joe, Bogo Joe, put some
respect on.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Do you know about balow Joe?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
No, it sounds some weird.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So up at Herbert Camp where I go camping every summer,
once I do a family trip and then the other
time I do a boy's trip up to Herber Camp
and doing it my entire life. And there are outhouses
up there which are legitimate, like these aren't porta potties
at Coachella.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well Crystal doesn't use those anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because she had her friends form a circle around her
and she took a sheet.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It was a peach and this your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It was get you paid into a water bottle.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You're sick, Biberchella.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You gotta do it for the big way. You made
it that sid you got it into the tiny little
hole that it's water bottles of the skinniest little guys
can do that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Girls cannot, okay it with that amanum bottle that had
a little wider hole. Okay, And maybe a little dribble
did go down the leg off, but you know you
gotta do it for the Beebs. Anyways, back to the show,
wouldn't you just.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Go on the on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, at that point, why used a reusable water bottle
that you're probably still using to this.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Day that you just rented out on the ground. But
I'm stepping there.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know, all the people are up. It's biber Cella,
so it's just so packed.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm gonna that's what.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People would say the other year when they formed a
trust circle around you and you dropped a little snicker
joodle into the sand and then buried.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It back to the Shrek outhouse way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And this is during biber Cella, So there's people all
around and there you are pissing into a water bottle.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, my husband's there with me. I feel safe.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Some other circle it was just.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Him and I.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Some other people did what was going on, and they
supported me. They're like, yeah, you made it this far, and.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How did you how did you do this? Like pants
pulled down and you kind of squatted while he held you,
or do you take one leg out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It was actually worse than that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I was wearing a squirt that had like a very
tight so and it.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Wasn't a stretchy squirt.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So I had to kind of like shove the bottle
up there little bit, and that's why there was a
little casualty of a river that flowed. But I'd really
only been drinking water, so it wasn't that bad. So
it was just water.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
As if there's a different levels of urine a piss
going down your leg, You're like, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
This one was mostly water like as opposed.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
To what, you know, the color differences, you know when
you just are fully drinking water coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But it's piss is pissed.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Did you see anybody else doing that around you?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Or number two? Because we heard a lot about the
number twos.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I actually I didn't, And you guys know how often
I go number ones and this morning alone it's been
like four times. But I know, yeah, it was just
the water bottle. But I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
About this this change.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I know, anytime we bring up her dusty desert nugget,
that little tipsy rolls, she dropped inside of a trust circle.
And those are some good friends, like I don't even
know if one of my friends was like, hey, I
want to the lines are too long at the porta
potties at bar Rock. I want to take a ship
on the ground. Will you form a circle around me?
I'd be like, hell no, I'm not no, go wait
in line. Be a human being, like you're not an animal.
Like I don't want the you know, just the possibility
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that this thing is gonna some of it will bounce
or whatever fire out and hit me in the ankle,
like they'll take a ship where.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're supposed to take a ship.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, let me paint the picture. It's the food fighters.
Paint your barricade. You're a barricade. There's if you're get
out there, you're not coming back in. You're not going
to be right in front of the food fighters. And
you've been there for five hours waiting for them, so
you're gonna lose your spot.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You are gonna lose your spot for the food fighters.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If it was an emergency where I had to take
a number duchie a number two key, I'll go use
the toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm a huge on the barricade and ship onto the
other side.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh yeah, Like if you're in the VIP section, yeah,
just launch one into the ga.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Was I was.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I was in the artist section. Selena, you're a barricade
at the backstreet poise. Okay, and there's just see if
people behind you. If you leave, you're not getting back.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
To the eight friends that are willing to form a
trust circle around you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm dropping one. There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You would drop a number two on the ground.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Honestly, I hope.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think I would have to. I'm really good
at holding up me too. I can actually hold him forever.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, clearly you can't, Crystal can't hold ones or twos
forever because Coachella, the earth out of Coachella is soaked
up a couple of them.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
There's no way because then you have to stand there
the whole performance in that snell.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and then try to not step in the note.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You just like kick it over. It's the next person,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Anyway, Okay, anyway, So all right, So there's outhouses up
at Herbercamp, but they are they're dug over a pit.
So there's like a fifteen foot deep pit just in
the ground. There's no it's just dirt, and you know
you're dropping twos and ones and threes down into a
big hole in the ground. Well, the lore, the legend
of Bogelo Joe, which I was told as a very
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young kid, is that Bogelo Joe hides down there in
the outhouse and he waits for you to sit down,
and then he jumps up and grabs you and pulls.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You down in to all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bogelo Joe, he's going to get yo, He's going to
pull you down where it ain't smell pleasant. I don't
It did rhyme at one time, but I can't remember
what happened in the song. Yeah, but that's the legend
of Bogolo Joe. So he's just down there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Just share me as a kid, like, Actually, I'd be
afraid that Bogelo Joe is gonna like poke my ass.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
My brother didn't take a ship for two weeks. He
had to go to the doctor and the doctor had
to reach it, put gloves.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
On and reach up there and pull it out.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm not joking. That's a true story. I swear in
my life. He was too scared to use the bathroom there,
and he held it for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Why wouldn't you guys just give him like the type
of laxative where it's like he had no choice.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We'reut in the middle of the woods. I don't think
my parents had access to a lax but they.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Had access to a doctor with a gloved hand.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, this is when we got back. We drove all
the way back to me.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Why don't you give him accident there when you got back.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, this thing was two weeks, two weeks of Burger's
and mac and cheese stacked up in there. It wasn't
this laxatif couldn't have unblocked this damn that he had
to go up there and get it to get.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
A colonoscopy while he's at it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yah, legit anyway, Well somebody wanted to know about that's right,
that's yes. And then we relived your Coachella dirt nugget.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, there you go. I hope you enjoyed your I
didn't go number two.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You guys in confidence.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
The statute of limitations on the limits has expired, and
now we can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The conclusions that have been jumped to like that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That even okay, even like when you you went number
one in a water bottle. Yeah, without this past coach,
I did happen.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, it happened. I feel like if I if I
had to do that because you said you kind of
like stuck it in your score. Yeah, I don't. I
feel like even that is like really hard to do.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, it's like you.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Think you know your anatomy until it's really to that point.
I'm like, I know where that there's so many different canals, wholes,
things that you're.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Admitting this because those guys feel the same thing. We
think we know our way around down there, and we don't.
It's confusing as all hell.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
He's so confused.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I feel you, Graham, because I was like, I know
where that part is, and I like, I'm like, I
know exactly that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All she did was catch a fart in the water
bottle wrong one spot. It was moving over.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Tight with the score down there that even if before
did come out, it would have came out probably the front,
like you know, ladies and sometimes. So then I tried
to get the water bottle and it was just so
tight down there.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm like, oh, I got this.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I got this.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
And because I'd been holding my piece.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
To be clear, the skirt was so tight down there.
Everything else, everything, everything else.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Facts.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
So then so then as I'm going because I've been
I've been holding it for hours.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I mean we're there to you know, a barricade, to
watch Bieber.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
So then the water balls getting full and it's getting heavy.
It's yeah, you guys, and I'm nervous that you don't
want the overflow.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Every guy that's ever peed into a water bottle, I've
done everyone. It instantly fills up and you're just like, oh.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No, I'm not talking about a baby Kirkle and girl.
This is a big those big ones from the airport,
the metal aluminum boding.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I can feel two of those, and it's.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Getting heavy, right, and so I'm just oh, dang, dang, dang,
and I'm like, oh no, I don't want to flow
so way. And then it starts and then I get nervous,
So then it's it's moving around.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Then that's when those a little bit.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
And then at some point and it's like you know,
hot at Coachella, neither there's so many people there, so
it's like it's like.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Lashing on everybody else. Some ladies. I think, Jess, I
think you brought not that this happened to you, whether
you I think you saw like on TikTok, because somebody
was talking about how once they get a wax that
he just goes everywhere. But when you have hair there,
it kind of follows the hair. Did you find that
your bush is going to like make it go every
like out of the bottle.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
There was so much going on down there, But find
that logic, don't You just stick the bush into the
bottle and that way the water follows the water.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
If you've ever seen gutters that don't have like a
down spot, they just have a chain or rain chain
of you ever seen those, and the water will stay
in the chain and go down in one spot from
a gutter.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Same thing. You just tweeze some of your bush down
into the bottle. Yeah, and it'll funnel the key.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right, twisty, yeah, a little twist, you're right, twist the bush.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Maybe I should have done that. If I would have
twisted the bush, it would have gone more.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
If you could have directed it wherever you wanted it
to know, maybe next time I could pre braid the bush.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
So it's like a already.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Smart you have that built in rain chain.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes, it just brings it just funnels the liquid down
and still have to line the bottle up with the
proper hole.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And we've learned that that is.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
An leave the squirt out and lost the part.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I should have done that. And then where'd you put
the water bottle? I just threw it behind me with
the girls pushing.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
It.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, but that then filled up.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
We were talking about how disgusting the grounds were after
Coachella and there's just like ship and throw up and
pee everywhere, and you contributed.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
To that was that was me?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Son, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm glad. Bottle rocks like cleaner and nice yes or something?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Thank god?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, they like grow nice real grass on all the fields.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's like all expect nothing less.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I know people are eating like caviar, hot dogs and stuff.
If we don't have a bunch of peeing in bottles
like this sicko over here.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thank god?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Anything for Biber, anything for the Beebes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Brandy Glanville.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, I'm glad you're bringing this up because I wanted
to bring.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
This up to can we roll back? Because I see
her so many times? But where is where is she from?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
How did she get.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But I heard about Playboy? No, OnlyFans know she.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Had a famous she had a famous husband or no, no, no,
she was the other woman in Leanne Rhymes. Uh okay,
LeAnn Rhymes was married and her husband cheated on LeAnn
Rhymes with Randy.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Brandy Glanville was the other woman.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I never know this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Someone can fact check this, but I've seen all real
housewives everywhere because of my wife.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then that's how she like sort of.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Was this before she was on real high sides of
this happened during.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh, I think right before and or like during her
first season on. Someone can fact check this, but I
remember that's like how she gained her notoriety.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Basically, all I know about her is her face.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Like being and then her face turned into an old
catcher's man.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Anyway, she was on a podcast last week and she
said that she thinks she got a sexually transmitted ringworm
in her throat.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I saw that. No, I have so many questions.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that even possible?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Ring worm? Probably belie?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It okay, not an actual worm is not It's a fungus, yeah,
but it is very contagious.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'm a hashtag ringworm survivor.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Oh yeah, I had ringworm adjacent but yes, I got
it from a gym, so you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Would have to have that on on your crotchel.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And and then she got it in her throat.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Ski wouldn't that be visible though, Like you look at
the thing and like bumpy or that's visible.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, the the podcast she was on was the host
of it was somebody in the adult entertainment industry. She said,
this is a very common thing. Most people don't know about,
but they know about it in the adult film industry
because apparently that's like a thing that you should be
looking out for. I don't know when I had ringworm,
it was like very very faint, like on my arm,
but there was like if you looked, there was a
(13:26):
ring talking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Like in the throw like it's contagious. You can get
it from like touching. Yeah, somebody, Okay, I guess, yeah,
I guess if like.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Swallow enough of that fungus. God, you got it in
your throat.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
The amount of things that have happened to this woman, she's.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Just a hypochondriac, and she thinks she's gotten all this
stuff once her face started eating itself, or do you
think she's the world's unluckiest person and she's actually gotten
all these things?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Cause it was a parasite in her face, it was
ringworm in her throat. It was this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was that she must have something really bad because
if this is all happening to her, like if she
does have to have the s T D ring worm infection,
I feel like it's her karma. But like for what the.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Marriage, you're telling people that you have throat ring worm.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I would never admit that.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah, maybe that's where her and maybe it wasn't her
boob that exploded.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Maybe it was just like the.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Consequences of her throat thing.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, didn't she blame the face thing on an exploded
boob implant or something?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
She said?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, yeah, she's had a rough go of it.
Needs to fact check the len rymesing. I swear that's
the did you did you look it up?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Jess? Fact check that for me?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know. Uh, I feel whoa Jesse. You had
a cough for a while for a little Chris, so
you've been coughing all morning.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
It's the best as bestos walls here.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Throat ring warm, No, like.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
An itch in there that you can't quite wratch, and
it kind of gives circle vibes.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't know, Inde, your throat and.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Your throat is this makes perfecting around.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
There was an affair in two thousand and nine between
Rhymes and Glanville's then husband.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Oh so Rhymes was the other woman?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, go ahead, read it out loud. This is the podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah so uh.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
It says they have a rocky history stemming from a
two thousand and nine affair between Rhymes and Glanville's that
then husband, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh so he cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
See that's unfair. We were blaming her sense dragging her. Yeah,
it's apologize for.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That she's had. She's been involved in plenty of scandals
on that show.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
It then she got cheated on and got ringworm in
her and her face is fucked up.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, pray for her.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
She's also the one whose nose has a hole in
it because of coke.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Probably that's Paris Jackson. Okay, okay, where'd you get Paris
Jackson from breathing? I just remember talking about someone's face.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I feel like I feel like that might also be bread.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Everything under the sun house.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, she would have died a few months with the
hard thing. Oh that's ray j.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
We have one more talk back.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Good morning, guys, This is for the Wild Thoughts podcast, Selena,
when you threw Graham under the bus and told all
of us that he was watching a clip of Sydney
Sweety while his wife was away with a bottle of lotion,
it made me think, Ladies, say you go home after
work and you're you catch your men watching porn with headphones,
so they don't even know you walked in and they're
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taking care of themselves. What's your reaction, Graham? The same question
for you? What would ke? How would keep react?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Great question?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Phones is so funny.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Let's just say let's just say, yeah, you walk into
the room. You're not in your man's line of sight.
He's obviously focused on something on the screen and headphones on,
So you could stand there and like observe and watch
what he's watching. Are you gonna instantly but bust it out?
Are you going to turn around, close the door and leave?
Are you gonna stand and watch? What's what do you do?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Selena will start with you my my, my reactions would
be like oh my god, sorry and then tiptoe back out, so.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Like truly, but would you make it known that you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
After after Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Sof so not in the moment you're gonna interrupt.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah, especially if it isn't like an initial like if
he has his headphones turned up away all the way
and he didn't hear me walk in, I'm.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Just gonna walk.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Back out and pretend to I didn't saying. I'd be
upset out Like afterwards, I'd be like, so, what were
you doing in there?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So Jess, you would bring it up later or would
just be like, no, he never saw me, no harm
nofl If.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
He didn't see me at all, then maybe I'd just
be like whatever, like I'm not even gonna I'm not
even gonna have that conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But if he did see me, then maybe later I'd
be like, what was that?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You guys wouldn't join in and help out the situation.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I would be like ruining it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, probably Crystal, your Crystal, your now husband. You walk
in on him slapping the ham. Are you gonna observe
to see what he's slap in the ham too? Are
you going to join in? You're gonna turn and tail
between your legs like these ladies and walk out.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
This would be so alarming for me because according to him,
he doesn't partake.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Or watch that. I know.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's what I'm saying, but and I've like fact checked,
like I've gone through his phone and things like that,
and I haven't. Maybe he has a really good folder
of hidden things.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But phone knows you clear your search. We're not stupid.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
But if he's there where I think it's the headphones.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's funny to me.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's like, why are you trying to be so secretive?
But I would be like are you okay? Like what
what's going on? It would be so alarming, but I
would want to know. But in there, yeah, I'm barged again.
I'm like, should we talk about something?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Like I have things changed from when we met that
you don't want to are now watching this?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Like am I not fulfilling my wifely duties? Like what
is going on? I would be so confused and you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Would actually be like concerned, like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah? I would be like because he tells me everything,
like he I mean allegedly, yeah, you never really know,
but he does tell me things, and so I would
be like, oh, like when did this new habit start?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Like how long has this been going on? And like
why does that look completely not like me?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Like you know, that'd be weird, but I don't yeah,
I would say something for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, Selena, just before you slink away, wouldn't you want
to see what's on the screen.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'd maybe take a peek.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I mean, yeah, if I can see from that angle
where I walk in. Yeah, I'm of course looking, but
I'm not gonna like I'm not interrupting him to go
like watch what he's watching.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Right, But I'm saying like they're oblivious, headphones are on
focus on something else. Like you could stand in there
and get a full like you could really observe what
the content on the screen is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I'd be curious if I
could take a peek. Yeah, but I feel like that's
just like so intrusive. Let me just like give him
his time and his face.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
That's your man, that's your husband.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
But I don't have a problem with him.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Shouldn't he be slapping the hand to a picture of you?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah? Yeah, I really don't care about that stuff. So
I think it'd be something something funny that would like
bring up Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
What if it's like a darker type of maybe like
violence or just something so.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Know what you guys do. Maybe it's all guys, maybe questions,
So what if it's things that you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Don't even great question, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I mean, if that's what you want to slap your
you don't care to. I mean, what am I old? Guys?
I mean that the little I have some questions follow
up questions.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Yes, I guess it's more feet involved, but even that,
I might be like afterwards, be like, oh, so that's
what you're into, Like it would just would be something
funny that I would bring up.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
But yeah, cause for concern for me, got it, Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I I think I'm the same.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
I just would feel weird having that conversation in the
middle of him doing that, so I would save it
for after Well yeah, wait, so Graham, like, do you
really so if he lived in like, would you expect
her to say something like in the.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
First of all, this would never ever ever happen, not
in a million years. Like yeah, I'm just saying it
would never never.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Not because of that, just because I'm smart, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, Let's say she was locked, the alarm would go off,
like the trip She'd hit the trip wire and fall
over that like there would be you know, like I
set up a whole fucking home alone obstacle course, just
to get to the room before that's like, it's.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
What would her reaction be, I don't know, Or if
you walked in and she was she was double.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Clicking her own mouth, yeah, say something. I would want
to know what's on the screen, for sure. I want
to know what she's watching.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What we know about ladies is we like don't We're
not like the visual kind most of the time. We
don't need like something on this on the screen. Maybe
it's not watching like our thoughts, So like, what would
you do?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Okay, Well, she's having a one woman clam clam jam
and it's to something on a screen.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm getting in there and I'm watching, but no screen,
But then I'm going to bring it up later. I'm
not gonna interrupt in the moment.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, if I can get away undetected, I'm gonna get
in there and walk because i want to know what
she's watching. And then I'm gonna get out of there undetected.
But later I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Bring it up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's what I mean. But if there's no screen and
it's just her having a one woman clam jams.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The headphones in she's listening to a romance novel.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But you can't hear this. You don't know what it
is to stand there and watch all creepily.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yes, well probably for a few secs, for a few seconds. Yeah,
I'm gonna watch, and then I'm going to make sure
and look if she was doing that. It's probably to
the JV Show podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Obviously, you can get it for free download it today. Yeah,
all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well answer your question. That's really disgusting. All Right, we
gotta go.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Are we done with Carystal?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Love you?
Wait, we have Crystal joining our Wild.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thoughts Special Wild Thoughts podcast. Let's do like we welcome
all our Wild Thoughts guests.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
With a get the fuck out?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Wow. Yeah, we've never had a Wild Thoughts guess have we?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I don't think not.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Maybe definitely not from the number one market of New
York City, I'm sure of that.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But you're today from Bakersfield, New York City.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh see here guys' studio here, which is really messy
by the way.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
You guys have producers here. Oh no, you don't know
how to clean this up.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Maybe you should feel like home because the studio does.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The amount of junk and trastion ear is on par
with what you here at their old studio you destroyed.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Should we kick off today's episode with a talk back?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Hey, guys, it's Julie from Valley Springs. I was podcasting
this weekend and Selina said something about Bungalow Joe, and
I don't know how I missed that story, but I
was wondering, Graham, if you could tell us the story
about Bungalow Joe, because I don't know what that is
and I can't believe I don't know what that is
from herper camp, but I need to hear the story please, Okay, thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, first off, not bungalow Joe, Bogo Joe, put some
respect on.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Do you know about balow Joe?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
No, it sounds some weird.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So up at Herbert Camp where I go camping every summer,
once I do a family trip and then the other
time I do a boy's trip up to Herber Camp
and doing it my entire life. And there are outhouses
up there which are legitimate, like these aren't porta potties
at Coachella.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well Crystal doesn't use those anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because she had her friends form a circle around her
and she took a sheet.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It was a peach and this your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It was get you paid into a water bottle.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You're sick, Biberchella.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You gotta do it for the big way. You made
it that sid you got it into the tiny little
hole that it's water bottles of the skinniest little guys
can do that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Girls cannot, okay it with that amanum bottle that had
a little wider hole. Okay, And maybe a little dribble
did go down the leg off, but you know you
gotta do it for the Beebs. Anyways, back to the show,
wouldn't you just.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Go on the on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, at that point, why used a reusable water bottle
that you're probably still using to this.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Day that you just rented out on the ground. But
I'm stepping there.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know, all the people are up. It's biber Cella,
so it's just so packed.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm gonna that's what.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People would say the other year when they formed a
trust circle around you and you dropped a little snicker
joodle into the sand and then buried.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It back to the Shrek outhouse way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And this is during biber Cella, So there's people all
around and there you are pissing into a water bottle.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, my husband's there with me. I feel safe.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Some other circle it was just.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Him and I.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Some other people did what was going on, and they
supported me. They're like, yeah, you made it this far, and.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How did you how did you do this? Like pants
pulled down and you kind of squatted while he held you,
or do you take one leg out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It was actually worse than that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I was wearing a squirt that had like a very
tight so and it.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Wasn't a stretchy squirt.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So I had to kind of like shove the bottle
up there little bit, and that's why there was a
little casualty of a river that flowed. But I'd really
only been drinking water, so it wasn't that bad. So
it was just water.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
As if there's a different levels of urine a piss
going down your leg, You're like, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
This one was mostly water like as opposed.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
To what, you know, the color differences, you know when
you just are fully drinking water coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But it's piss is pissed.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Did you see anybody else doing that around you?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Or number two? Because we heard a lot about the
number twos.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I actually I didn't, And you guys know how often
I go number ones and this morning alone it's been
like four times. But I know, yeah, it was just
the water bottle. But I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
About this this change.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I know, anytime we bring up her dusty desert nugget,
that little tipsy rolls, she dropped inside of a trust circle.
And those are some good friends, like I don't even
know if one of my friends was like, hey, I
want to the lines are too long at the porta
potties at bar Rock. I want to take a ship
on the ground. Will you form a circle around me?
I'd be like, hell no, I'm not no, go wait
in line. Be a human being, like you're not an animal.
Like I don't want the you know, just the possibility
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that this thing is gonna some of it will bounce
or whatever fire out and hit me in the ankle,
like they'll take a ship where.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're supposed to take a ship.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, let me paint the picture. It's the food fighters.
Paint your barricade. You're a barricade. There's if you're get
out there, you're not coming back in. You're not going
to be right in front of the food fighters. And
you've been there for five hours waiting for them, so
you're gonna lose your spot.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You are gonna lose your spot for the food fighters.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If it was an emergency where I had to take
a number duchie a number two key, I'll go use
the toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm a huge on the barricade and ship onto the
other side.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh yeah, Like if you're in the VIP section, yeah,
just launch one into the ga.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Was I was.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I was in the artist section. Selena, you're a barricade
at the backstreet poise. Okay, and there's just see if
people behind you. If you leave, you're not getting back.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
To the eight friends that are willing to form a
trust circle around you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm dropping one. There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You would drop a number two on the ground.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Honestly, I hope.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think I would have to. I'm really good
at holding up me too. I can actually hold him forever.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, clearly you can't, Crystal can't hold ones or twos
forever because Coachella, the earth out of Coachella is soaked
up a couple of them.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
There's no way because then you have to stand there
the whole performance in that snell.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and then try to not step in the note.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You just like kick it over. It's the next person,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Anyway, Okay, anyway, So all right, So there's outhouses up
at Herbercamp, but they are they're dug over a pit.
So there's like a fifteen foot deep pit just in
the ground. There's no it's just dirt, and you know
you're dropping twos and ones and threes down into a
big hole in the ground. Well, the lore, the legend
of Bogelo Joe, which I was told as a very
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young kid, is that Bogelo Joe hides down there in
the outhouse and he waits for you to sit down,
and then he jumps up and grabs you and pulls.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You down in to all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bogelo Joe, he's going to get yo, He's going to
pull you down where it ain't smell pleasant. I don't
It did rhyme at one time, but I can't remember
what happened in the song. Yeah, but that's the legend
of Bogolo Joe. So he's just down there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Just share me as a kid, like, Actually, I'd be
afraid that Bogelo Joe is gonna like poke my ass.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
My brother didn't take a ship for two weeks. He
had to go to the doctor and the doctor had
to reach it, put gloves.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
On and reach up there and pull it out.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm not joking. That's a true story. I swear in
my life. He was too scared to use the bathroom there,
and he held it for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Why wouldn't you guys just give him like the type
of laxative where it's like he had no choice.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We'reut in the middle of the woods. I don't think
my parents had access to a lax but they.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Had access to a doctor with a gloved hand.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, this is when we got back. We drove all
the way back to me.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Why don't you give him accident there when you got back.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, this thing was two weeks, two weeks of Burger's
and mac and cheese stacked up in there. It wasn't
this laxatif couldn't have unblocked this damn that he had
to go up there and get it to get.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
A colonoscopy while he's at it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yah, legit anyway, Well somebody wanted to know about that's right,
that's yes. And then we relived your Coachella dirt nugget.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, there you go. I hope you enjoyed your I
didn't go number two.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You guys in confidence.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
The statute of limitations on the limits has expired, and
now we can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The conclusions that have been jumped to like that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That even okay, even like when you you went number
one in a water bottle. Yeah, without this past coach,
I did happen.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, it happened. I feel like if I if I
had to do that because you said you kind of
like stuck it in your score. Yeah, I don't. I
feel like even that is like really hard to do.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, it's like you.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Think you know your anatomy until it's really to that point.
I'm like, I know where that there's so many different canals, wholes,
things that you're.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Admitting this because those guys feel the same thing. We
think we know our way around down there, and we don't.
It's confusing as all hell.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
He's so confused.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I feel you, Graham, because I was like, I know
where that part is, and I like, I'm like, I
know exactly that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All she did was catch a fart in the water
bottle wrong one spot. It was moving over.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Tight with the score down there that even if before
did come out, it would have came out probably the front,
like you know, ladies and sometimes. So then I tried
to get the water bottle and it was just so
tight down there.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm like, oh, I got this.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I got this.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
And because I'd been holding my piece.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
To be clear, the skirt was so tight down there.
Everything else, everything, everything else.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Facts.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
So then so then as I'm going because I've been
I've been holding it for hours.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I mean we're there to you know, a barricade, to
watch Bieber.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
So then the water balls getting full and it's getting heavy.
It's yeah, you guys, and I'm nervous that you don't
want the overflow.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Every guy that's ever peed into a water bottle, I've
done everyone. It instantly fills up and you're just like, oh.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No, I'm not talking about a baby Kirkle and girl.
This is a big those big ones from the airport,
the metal aluminum boding.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I can feel two of those, and it's.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Getting heavy, right, and so I'm just oh, dang, dang, dang,
and I'm like, oh no, I don't want to flow
so way. And then it starts and then I get nervous,
So then it's it's moving around.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Then that's when those a little bit.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
And then at some point and it's like you know,
hot at Coachella, neither there's so many people there, so
it's like it's like.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Lashing on everybody else. Some ladies. I think, Jess, I
think you brought not that this happened to you, whether
you I think you saw like on TikTok, because somebody
was talking about how once they get a wax that
he just goes everywhere. But when you have hair there,
it kind of follows the hair. Did you find that
your bush is going to like make it go every
like out of the bottle.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
There was so much going on down there, But find
that logic, don't You just stick the bush into the
bottle and that way the water follows the water.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
If you've ever seen gutters that don't have like a
down spot, they just have a chain or rain chain
of you ever seen those, and the water will stay
in the chain and go down in one spot from
a gutter.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Same thing. You just tweeze some of your bush down
into the bottle. Yeah, and it'll funnel the key.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right, twisty, yeah, a little twist, you're right, twist the bush.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Maybe I should have done that. If I would have
twisted the bush, it would have gone more.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
If you could have directed it wherever you wanted it
to know, maybe next time I could pre braid the bush.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
So it's like a already.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Smart you have that built in rain chain.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes, it just brings it just funnels the liquid down
and still have to line the bottle up with the
proper hole.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And we've learned that that is.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
An leave the squirt out and lost the part.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I should have done that. And then where'd you put
the water bottle? I just threw it behind me with
the girls pushing.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
It.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, but that then filled up.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
We were talking about how disgusting the grounds were after
Coachella and there's just like ship and throw up and
pee everywhere, and you contributed.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
To that was that was me?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Son, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm glad. Bottle rocks like cleaner and nice yes or something?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Thank god?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, they like grow nice real grass on all the fields.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's like all expect nothing less.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I know people are eating like caviar, hot dogs and stuff.
If we don't have a bunch of peeing in bottles
like this sicko over here.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thank god?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Anything for Biber, anything for the Beebes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Brandy Glanville.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, I'm glad you're bringing this up because I wanted
to bring.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
This up to can we roll back? Because I see
her so many times? But where is where is she from?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
How did she get.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But I heard about Playboy? No, OnlyFans know she.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Had a famous she had a famous husband or no, no, no,
she was the other woman in Leanne Rhymes. Uh okay,
LeAnn Rhymes was married and her husband cheated on LeAnn
Rhymes with Randy.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Brandy Glanville was the other woman.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I never know this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Someone can fact check this, but I've seen all real
housewives everywhere because of my wife.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then that's how she like sort of.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Was this before she was on real high sides of
this happened during.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh, I think right before and or like during her
first season on. Someone can fact check this, but I
remember that's like how she gained her notoriety.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Basically, all I know about her is her face.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Like being and then her face turned into an old
catcher's man.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Anyway, she was on a podcast last week and she
said that she thinks she got a sexually transmitted ringworm
in her throat.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I saw that. No, I have so many questions.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that even possible?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Ring worm? Probably belie?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It okay, not an actual worm is not It's a fungus, yeah,
but it is very contagious.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'm a hashtag ringworm survivor.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Oh yeah, I had ringworm adjacent but yes, I got
it from a gym, so you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Would have to have that on on your crotchel.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And and then she got it in her throat.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Ski wouldn't that be visible though, Like you look at
the thing and like bumpy or that's visible.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, the the podcast she was on was the host
of it was somebody in the adult entertainment industry. She said,
this is a very common thing. Most people don't know about,
but they know about it in the adult film industry
because apparently that's like a thing that you should be
looking out for. I don't know when I had ringworm,
it was like very very faint, like on my arm,
but there was like if you looked, there was a
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ring talking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Like in the throw like it's contagious. You can get
it from like touching. Yeah, somebody, Okay, I guess, yeah,
I guess if like.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Swallow enough of that fungus. God, you got it in
your throat.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
The amount of things that have happened to this woman, she's.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Just a hypochondriac, and she thinks she's gotten all this
stuff once her face started eating itself, or do you
think she's the world's unluckiest person and she's actually gotten
all these things?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Cause it was a parasite in her face, it was
ringworm in her throat. It was this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was that she must have something really bad because
if this is all happening to her, like if she
does have to have the s T D ring worm infection,
I feel like it's her karma. But like for what the.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Marriage, you're telling people that you have throat ring worm.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I would never admit that.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah, maybe that's where her and maybe it wasn't her
boob that exploded.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Maybe it was just like the.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Consequences of her throat thing.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, didn't she blame the face thing on an exploded
boob implant or something?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
She said?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, yeah, she's had a rough go of it.
Needs to fact check the len rymesing. I swear that's
the did you did you look it up?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Jess? Fact check that for me?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know. Uh, I feel whoa Jesse. You had
a cough for a while for a little Chris, so
you've been coughing all morning.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
It's the best as bestos walls here.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Throat ring warm, No, like.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
An itch in there that you can't quite wratch, and
it kind of gives circle vibes.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't know, Inde, your throat and.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Your throat is this makes perfecting around.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
There was an affair in two thousand and nine between
Rhymes and Glanville's then husband.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Oh so Rhymes was the other woman?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, go ahead, read it out loud. This is the podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah so uh.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
It says they have a rocky history stemming from a
two thousand and nine affair between Rhymes and Glanville's that
then husband, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh so he cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
See that's unfair. We were blaming her sense dragging her. Yeah,
it's apologize for.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That she's had. She's been involved in plenty of scandals
on that show.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
It then she got cheated on and got ringworm in
her and her face is fucked up.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, pray for her.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
She's also the one whose nose has a hole in
it because of coke.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Probably that's Paris Jackson. Okay, okay, where'd you get Paris
Jackson from breathing? I just remember talking about someone's face.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I feel like I feel like that might also be bread.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Everything under the sun house.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, she would have died a few months with the
hard thing. Oh that's ray j.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
We have one more talk back.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Good morning, guys, This is for the Wild Thoughts podcast, Selena,
when you threw Graham under the bus and told all
of us that he was watching a clip of Sydney
Sweety while his wife was away with a bottle of lotion,
it made me think, Ladies, say you go home after
work and you're you catch your men watching porn with headphones,
so they don't even know you walked in and they're
(16:36):
taking care of themselves. What's your reaction, Graham? The same question
for you? What would ke? How would keep react?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Great question?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Phones is so funny.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Let's just say let's just say, yeah, you walk into
the room. You're not in your man's line of sight.
He's obviously focused on something on the screen and headphones on,
So you could stand there and like observe and watch
what he's watching. Are you gonna instantly but bust it out?
Are you going to turn around, close the door and leave?
Are you gonna stand and watch? What's what do you do?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Selena will start with you my my, my reactions would
be like oh my god, sorry and then tiptoe back out, so.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Like truly, but would you make it known that you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
After after Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Sof so not in the moment you're gonna interrupt.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah, especially if it isn't like an initial like if
he has his headphones turned up away all the way
and he didn't hear me walk in, I'm.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Just gonna walk.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Back out and pretend to I didn't saying. I'd be
upset out Like afterwards, I'd be like, so, what were
you doing in there?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So Jess, you would bring it up later or would
just be like, no, he never saw me, no harm
nofl If.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
He didn't see me at all, then maybe I'd just
be like whatever, like I'm not even gonna I'm not
even gonna have that conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But if he did see me, then maybe later I'd
be like, what was that?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You guys wouldn't join in and help out the situation.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I would be like ruining it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, probably Crystal, your Crystal, your now husband. You walk
in on him slapping the ham. Are you gonna observe
to see what he's slap in the ham too? Are
you going to join in? You're gonna turn and tail
between your legs like these ladies and walk out.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
This would be so alarming for me because according to him,
he doesn't partake.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Or watch that. I know.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's what I'm saying, but and I've like fact checked,
like I've gone through his phone and things like that,
and I haven't. Maybe he has a really good folder
of hidden things.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But phone knows you clear your search. We're not stupid.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
But if he's there where I think it's the headphones.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's funny to me.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's like, why are you trying to be so secretive?
But I would be like are you okay? Like what
what's going on? It would be so alarming, but I
would want to know. But in there, yeah, I'm barged again.
I'm like, should we talk about something?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Like I have things changed from when we met that
you don't want to are now watching this?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Like am I not fulfilling my wifely duties? Like what
is going on? I would be so confused and you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Would actually be like concerned, like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah? I would be like because he tells me everything,
like he I mean allegedly, yeah, you never really know,
but he does tell me things, and so I would
be like, oh, like when did this new habit start?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Like how long has this been going on? And like
why does that look completely not like me?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Like you know, that'd be weird, but I don't yeah,
I would say something for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, Selena, just before you slink away, wouldn't you want
to see what's on the screen.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'd maybe take a peek.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I mean, yeah, if I can see from that angle
where I walk in. Yeah, I'm of course looking, but
I'm not gonna like I'm not interrupting him to go
like watch what he's watching.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Right, But I'm saying like they're oblivious, headphones are on
focus on something else. Like you could stand in there
and get a full like you could really observe what
the content on the screen is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I'd be curious if I
could take a peek. Yeah, but I feel like that's
just like so intrusive. Let me just like give him
his time and his face.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
That's your man, that's your husband.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
But I don't have a problem with him.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Shouldn't he be slapping the hand to a picture of you?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah? Yeah, I really don't care about that stuff. So
I think it'd be something something funny that would like
bring up Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
What if it's like a darker type of maybe like
violence or just something so.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Know what you guys do. Maybe it's all guys, maybe questions,
So what if it's things that you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Don't even great question, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I mean, if that's what you want to slap your
you don't care to. I mean, what am I old? Guys?
I mean that the little I have some questions follow
up questions.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Yes, I guess it's more feet involved, but even that,
I might be like afterwards, be like, oh, so that's
what you're into, Like it would just would be something
funny that I would bring up.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
But yeah, cause for concern for me, got it, Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I I think I'm the same.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
I just would feel weird having that conversation in the
middle of him doing that, so I would save it
for after Well yeah, wait, so Graham, like, do you
really so if he lived in like, would you expect
her to say something like in the.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
First of all, this would never ever ever happen, not
in a million years. Like yeah, I'm just saying it
would never never.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Not because of that, just because I'm smart, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, Let's say she was locked, the alarm would go off,
like the trip She'd hit the trip wire and fall
over that like there would be you know, like I
set up a whole fucking home alone obstacle course, just
to get to the room before that's like, it's.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
What would her reaction be, I don't know, Or if
you walked in and she was she was double.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Clicking her own mouth, yeah, say something. I would want
to know what's on the screen, for sure. I want
to know what she's watching.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What we know about ladies is we like don't We're
not like the visual kind most of the time. We
don't need like something on this on the screen. Maybe
it's not watching like our thoughts, So like, what would
you do?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Okay, Well, she's having a one woman clam clam jam
and it's to something on a screen.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm getting in there and I'm watching, but no screen,
But then I'm going to bring it up later. I'm
not gonna interrupt in the moment.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, if I can get away undetected, I'm gonna get
in there and walk because i want to know what
she's watching. And then I'm gonna get out of there undetected.
But later I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Bring it up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's what I mean. But if there's no screen and
it's just her having a one woman clam jams.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The headphones in she's listening to a romance novel.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But you can't hear this. You don't know what it
is to stand there and watch all creepily.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yes, well probably for a few secs, for a few seconds. Yeah,
I'm gonna watch, and then I'm going to make sure
and look if she was doing that. It's probably to
the JV Show podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Obviously, you can get it for free download it today. Yeah,
all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well answer your question. That's really disgusting. All Right, we
gotta go.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Are we done with Carystal?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Love you?
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