May 19, 2026 • 18 mins
On today's episode we talked about a wine bottle incident, prison photos and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now, today's wild thoughts can get too wild because we
don't have any ac in here, and it's already hot
and too much laughing and cacklin and all that. It's
going to make me start sweating.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh, I thought you meant like when we start talking
about stuff like rusty trombones and blumkins and stuff that
you get so hot in your loins and all hot,
and then you get sweating on top of it being
really hot.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
And you're in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, oh, just doing too much.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Anybody try a blumpkin? Since we lost I did not know.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I did not I don't plan you didn't try one?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
No, I mean I've been there. I'm in there in
the bathroom every day about one o'clock, like, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Where to find you? Hello? It was so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What if your man wanted to use that as his
voucher card on his wad?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, what if he saved up ten years worth of vouchers?
He's like, I've never cashed in a birthday voucher up
until this point.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'd like to use it for a bump Nope, No,
not allowed.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
What about a rusty trombone?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Ten years worth? Of vouchers isn't worthing One rusty.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Rusty trump bone that's you're on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You're on the backside him, yeah, and then you're playing,
and then you're playing the front side.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ten years of vouchers is not equal to one rusty trombone. No,
how many years were the vouchers would you have to
trade in?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's not even there's no voucher for that, that's not
on the table at all.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, youet what I'm saying. If he it's not his decision,
if he forego all.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
The years and you didn't have to do anything on
his birthday, that is not even.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Twenty years, Well, that's not That's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm just asking because yeah, the jab show chug will
we didn't know that you could trade on there too,
but we we engineered to trade that one day and
it worked so well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was different for at least I don't have a
trade in program.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay, right, that's not established.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, no, and it won't be.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But even you wouldn't you like to just know that,
like you wouldn't have to do that one voucher thing
for the next twenty years. You're just kicking the can
down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now it's going to be worse.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Twenty years from now, he's gonna be like, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I don't even think you would, as a man want that, right,
Like you want to go that many years without just
to have the Blumkin or whatever other things?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I mean you're just skipping your birthday ones, right,
there's others that should be happening throughout the rest of
the year.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now you're frond, Now you're you just said you wouldn't
have to do it for X amount of years.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, on the birthday vouchers.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, No, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, you guys, You guys remember Josh Duggar, right, one
of these thickoes from the Dugger family. This is the
one that's currently in jail for like the child.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Aren't they all in jail?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
There's two of them that are. Josh is the I
think he's the He's the first one that was arrested
years and years ago, got it right.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So the past couple of weeks there's been some emails
like unearthed that he sent to his wife from in prison,
and they are so cringe.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Are they like sexy ones?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
There's supposedly sexy one does basically him like begging her
for sexy photos and then him reacting to them, and.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They're so embarrassing. I'm just gonna read you some of
the messages.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Do we get to see the attached photo?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, there's the photos are not here, damn it. But
he's emailing his wife Anna. I miss you, my lover.
I miss being in the shower with you scrubbing. I
miss watching you try on clothes. I miss watching you
being sexy. Or you can try on clothes and send
me a pick of you and your bron panties whoa
or try on go to the private pool for sun swimsuit.
(03:33):
By the way, you should order a two piece swimsuits
and summer is coming on soon. Get something hot and fun.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Get yourself a two piece.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then he got I guess he got some photos
of the two piece.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know of what. Here's his reaction. Okay, So wow, wow,
wow wow. I just got your four photo collage that
you sent.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Anna.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You are so cute. Thank you for sending you are
so precious. The picks are super hot and you look
steadily gorgeous. I am so grateful for you thinking of
me to take them.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh my God, these are so embarrassing, just.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
For times call for He's very appreciative, Like what else
are you getting while you're in prison?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Right, that's a good.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Point, I guess, And I guess he was transferred to
a different facility and he was like begging her to
figure out how to send pictures.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I mean, wouldn't you want your man to be that? Like?
I agree, you know, like you want him to have
that reaction that's almost.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Great less but less cringe less.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, everything sounds cringe when you're reading somebody else's name,
But like, what if like you sent a picture Giermanni
just like put a thumbs up on it or like lol,
you know what I mean, Like you'd rather have that,
You'd rather have that reaction the wow, oh my god, wow, wow, wow,
just got your four picture collage, two piece swimsuit.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She sent him a picture of herself in a kayak
and he was like drooling over it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Those sexy legs in that kayak. You could rock shorty
shorts like the hattie that you are. If my man
ever said that to me, we're done.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The haughty hoty? What the whatdy weddy? What now?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You could rock shorty shorts like the haughty that you
are and the pajama photos from the video call.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, let's just say it can testify to that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh man, he's just been in jail, just whacking it,
just whacking it to some picture of a chicken a canoe.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's like, oh man.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Shorty shorts. Hey, guys, if you need me, I'll be
in myself for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'm and be speaking it.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
My wife just sent me a picture of her in
a canoe, so I'm going to be slapping the ham
for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Guys, if you could think of anything more embarrassing, if
some if like your text were to get.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And have other people read them, are you allowed to
send full nudes to an inmate?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I wonder if they have to be like covered up.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I mean that's even though you can send emails from prison.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What do you think they're doing writing letters with You.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Used to have to send letters and they're still doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, that's what I did, so I didn't know the
email emailing was option. Then you could send picture pictures,
but they couldn't be fully nude. They open every single
thing that comes through. There.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There you go, But the same thing all your emails
get screened too, so maybe they're.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not fully new. That's why she's sending ones in bathing suits.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Right, He's like, oh please, not another one piece, please
come one two piece?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Get you get in that kayak. You Hotty Hoty.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Was the nickname anyways, where they're like from the Midwest
or something to right, So let's see it kind.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Of tracks it does.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's just so cringe reading you're out there living in Iowa.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I mean, senior chicken a canoe. It's like that is
it like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
As hot as it gets?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
If your man was in prison, would you send him
over some photos?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yes, yeah, I don't know how risk I would go
because I know that people are going to be seeing
these pictures.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But yeah, let's just say your man right now sentenced
for you know whatever. We don't have to name a
crime because that may influence things. Twenty five years in prison,
no chance of parole, how much twenty five years you
can't get out from now to the next twenty five years?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Are yeah, hanging out waiting?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I would am I to use that. I can't know
the crime.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, I'm just saying like, because there are certain crimes
that you may say right now like that you would
break up with them.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Over Yeah, your vagina.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, he beat it up and it died.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Because where the smell is coming from.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's a composition.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, you gotta get out on a canoe. Let it
air out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Twenty five years Yeah, you went around so that you
guys can.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'll stick beside.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Them, celebrate your old age together.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Man twenty five years time, Yeah, I think would.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, how does that work? I've never understood that you
just go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
For for a night, a day to night or however long.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But you have to night. You have to be married.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, they give you like thirty minutes in a cell,
and you know it's an overnight.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It's an overnight thing with the person notes that are
in maximum security.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Don't get that right?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Have you done this?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Why does it there? When they checked me in, then.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They said we hadntil so she would get like her
monthly visit or whoever often it was, and you can
an overnight stay with your husband.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No way, I.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
How do they know you're not like smuggling some stuff
right to him and your.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know, you know, I mean they do have
to check and I'm sure when before taking it back,
they'd make him do the you know, the cough and
all that too.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh yeah, turn your head cough.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
And then so they're still getting like to do you
know things. That's what I wonder, like, yeah, like that's
kind of a perk that you shouldn't have, right.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Plus they have you know, blazing fast Wi Fi. They
have a c they're sending emails. Then they just they
just get to smash and then like you don't even
have to like deal with your chick the next day.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
They just have to leave this prison. Sounds pretty nice. Yeah.
Plus the pickleball courts are brand new.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I think about going to prison.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You would not survive.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
The only thing about that is like you, as the wife,
it's like you have to come to terms to the
fact that you are now the side piece though, because
their boyfriend in prison.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yea, their number one, big Al, has already h taking
your spot. Yeah, he's already got he's got first dips.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah I don't the attorney.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, no, different, big Al. That's a big ol. The
attorney is actually kind of Klein yeah or.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Something like that. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
A Michigan woman I'm not laughing because of this. I'm
laughing because of Big L. A Michigan woman was arrested recently.
She had to be rushed to the hospital. She stole
a bottle of wine from a store. Do you guys
want to guess why she had to be rushed to
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I already know.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
So just oh way, I saw this headline. She stuck
it somewhere wait right, one.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of her holes, one of her holes.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why want this article I'm reading?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Just say what it is and say it says inside
an unnamed body cavity.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
We only got there's solely several options there.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I think, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
By process of elimination, we can figure out which one
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I just can't like logistically, how how you've never tried? No? What?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I just it doesn't even seem possible, Like.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know the equivalent.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, guys, get out the ruler and you know
the tape measure and try to measure ours. You've never
tried to measures by seeing what it can hold.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, has anyone done that.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm sure some people have. See what else we can
fit in there bottle of wine?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Next, So she goes to the hospital and they have
to now do what to remove it?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Like how do.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
They get the foet?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Just like pushed, ready, go bush.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She's dilated to ten centimeters roughly the diameter of one
bottle of wine, and then you just yeah, push push
bush and.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Then it's a chardonnay. It actually was a bottle of sharday,
was it? Really?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's not worth doing all that, right, hu huh for
one bottle of wine, Like you do not even get
that smashed off one bottle of wine?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You're gonna do that?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It has to be like what's the most expensive bottle
there is, like an Ace of Spade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Get something very expensive and door, get a bottle of
really nice heart alcohol, because anything like that not you're
drunk a few times.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, then a barefoot bottle of shardenay?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
How much? Yeah, some barefoot?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
How many glasses of wine do you drink sling on
like a Friday, like a Friday night, you know, watching
Netflix or whatever. You're going through one bottle, multiple bottles Back.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
In the day, it was like two two bottles, bottles.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, yeah, you got a pretty good heater going there.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, because one is just not enough. One's just a
couple of glasses.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's only four and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's not even it's like three.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Well depending on depending on your pores.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
But yeah, but two bottles, I feel like the next
morning I'd have the worst hangover.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It could be a bit of a headache. Yeah, the
next day, depending and now, now, what do you.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Just I can go through?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't drink boxed wine. I hate that you started
this rumor.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now I can go through one bottle and like it's
not enough, But I stop myself.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh so I don't, so I don't get the headache.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, don't smirch the great name of box wine. There
are some very like wine like.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is like it's just this.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, it's just it's the quantity because the box holds
more than a bottle.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've actually never have I had I actually have had
box one before. We all not like on my own,
it was I was somebody else.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
We used to make pink panty droppers in college with
boxed wine, vodka, crystal light, and a bunch of you.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Just mixed it all to that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That sounds good.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's a pink panty dropper. You drink one or two
of them, hit the floor. Yeah, oh, mine would fly
off after one. It's pretty good. I think you put
beer in there too. It was ach It just tasted
like fizzy pink lemonade at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, I'm back in.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It sounds delicious when you made up a big batch
of it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Grandma. I still think you need to try a buzzball
like that needs to be on your book.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I've I tried a little bit of buzzball.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Remember, uh, I got a couple of buzzballs delivered to
me at the gym.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I thought you I.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Thought you would drink. I thought you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I thought I didn't drink.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I didn't sit there and hammered down the whole thing.
But I wanted to taste it, see what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
We need to drink a whole thing, I mean, just
to see, like.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
How buzzy I get. Yeah, it just seemed like a
headache when I started.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, it is, but you still it's it's for the experience.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I don't want the headache experience.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's kind of like back in the day.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's like you knew a four logo is going to
fuck you up and give you a fucking big ass
headache to drink them.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah, that's good point.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
And if you're gonna try when I recommend the strawberry lemonade.
I just tried that one for the first time this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Bomb interesting alright, strawberry lemonade buzz. That's not one of
the flavors I received, which, as you get, I can't remember,
but it wasn't a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I always go by colors.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
The blue one bomb too.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I think I got a blue and a green.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
There's a brown color.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I tried the coffee one coffee one, Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's like no, it's like a coffee one you can
make like espresso martines.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah. Like there were people that literally were going to
Starbucks buying a coffee and then throwing a buzz so good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Guys saw a guy a video of a guy that
took that one, the brown one, and mixed it with
a Guinness.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Beer and it turned it into like a chocolate milkshake.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, does that sounds delish?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That does sound good. I would crush that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
What were we talking about again? This is wild thoughts.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
This conversation is not sticking wine up vaginas.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's right, body cavities.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
So have you guys ever seen a picture of a
uterus in full term.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Because term like there's a baby in there.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I was scrolling on TikTok the other day and some
it was like, here's here's what a uterus looks like
in full term pregnancy, and I am even more traumatized.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And they get the picture of it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I actually have no clue.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
But I'm going to show you right now.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's probably like when they take it out for the
C section. Oh wait, that's not a real one.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That how do you well, apparently that's a model.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe that's a model, is.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like a plastic But this is what is traumatizing about that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I don't know. It's like imagine your your uterus like
how you usually imagine it, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I've never before is I mean, I know I could
label it on the map on the diagram of the
female anatomy, but like, I don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I've only seen the drawing of it, and.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now I've seen justice a plastic model mold of it
which took a doctor two hands to hold.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
That birth traumatizes me?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is that why you don't want to have kids? Is
that the main reason?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
It's it's part of it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But what about adoption?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Adoption? Adoption is something that I have it in the
back of my mind just in case later on I
wake up one day and I'm like, you know what,
maybe I would want to have a child.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
What about freezing your eggs and then you guys can
make minib and then have a surrogate carry it for you.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I think that's an idea that I had at one
point until I realized you have the paper month and
then I was like, oh, I'm out to store your eggs,
or you can just have ruben'smashed the old fashion way.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Obviously right that way.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
At least it's half something I'm sticking to.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No kids, Okay, just a thought, just a thought, a thought.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Just like preserves your it preserves the freezing of the eggs.
I'm a big proponent of that, just because it preserves
your options. Did you should you like check someday and
you're like, oh, dang it, it's and.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
If not, you could donate them and someone else can
have a little mini Jess.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Wait that sounds I don't know how I'm I don't
know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Why you don't have to meet the kid?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I know, but I would feel like, Wow, they're out
there and I don't know them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That'd be kind of you do want to know them,
you do want to know a mini.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jress, Well, I would want to know them if they
were out there.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I know me too.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's what Kate and I didn't pay our storage fee
on our embryos to what happened to them.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think they can do anything with them because
you have to get like, yeah, we have to sign
a bunch of stuff for them to destroy them. But
that's one of the options.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You could donate them.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
But still I would like, I would want to if
they were out there, I'd want to know and then
be like, maybe they got the good version because my
kids are jerks, Like.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Maybe they got the nice one. Weird that I should
have gotten.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Wait, but if I get a surrogate one day, which
I don't plan to, but if I were to get that,
I don't get the maternity leave, ye I do.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I think you would still get some time off, like oh,
that's cool.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's like cool, like I didn't even have to you didn't.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You get beat up and you just got to have
some bonding time. That sounds nice, Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Don't think you get the full the full time.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Like six months or something.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Because of that California you probably have to take like
a paid family leave for that. I don't think it'd
fall under maternity, would it.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I bet it does in California. Well then ship I
need somebody researched that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Anyway, it doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
In the meantime, just have you can give birth to
a wine bottle, No thank you.
Another wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now, today's wild thoughts can get too wild because we
don't have any ac in here, and it's already hot
and too much laughing and cacklin and all that. It's
going to make me start sweating.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh, I thought you meant like when we start talking
about stuff like rusty trombones and blumkins and stuff that
you get so hot in your loins and all hot,
and then you get sweating on top of it being
really hot.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
And you're in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, oh, just doing too much.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Anybody try a blumpkin? Since we lost I did not know.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I did not I don't plan you didn't try one?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
No, I mean I've been there. I'm in there in
the bathroom every day about one o'clock, like, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Where to find you? Hello? It was so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What if your man wanted to use that as his
voucher card on his wad?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, what if he saved up ten years worth of vouchers?
He's like, I've never cashed in a birthday voucher up
until this point.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'd like to use it for a bump Nope, No,
not allowed.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
What about a rusty trombone?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Ten years worth? Of vouchers isn't worthing One rusty.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Rusty trump bone that's you're on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You're on the backside him, yeah, and then you're playing,
and then you're playing the front side.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ten years of vouchers is not equal to one rusty trombone. No,
how many years were the vouchers would you have to
trade in?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's not even there's no voucher for that, that's not
on the table at all.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, youet what I'm saying. If he it's not his decision,
if he forego all.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
The years and you didn't have to do anything on
his birthday, that is not even.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Twenty years, Well, that's not That's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm just asking because yeah, the jab show chug will
we didn't know that you could trade on there too,
but we we engineered to trade that one day and
it worked so well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was different for at least I don't have a
trade in program.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay, right, that's not established.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, no, and it won't be.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But even you wouldn't you like to just know that,
like you wouldn't have to do that one voucher thing
for the next twenty years. You're just kicking the can
down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now it's going to be worse.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Twenty years from now, he's gonna be like, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I don't even think you would, as a man want that, right,
Like you want to go that many years without just
to have the Blumkin or whatever other things?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I mean you're just skipping your birthday ones, right,
there's others that should be happening throughout the rest of
the year.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now you're frond, Now you're you just said you wouldn't
have to do it for X amount of years.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, on the birthday vouchers.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, No, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, you guys, You guys remember Josh Duggar, right, one
of these thickoes from the Dugger family. This is the
one that's currently in jail for like the child.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Aren't they all in jail?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
There's two of them that are. Josh is the I
think he's the He's the first one that was arrested
years and years ago, got it right.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So the past couple of weeks there's been some emails
like unearthed that he sent to his wife from in prison,
and they are so cringe.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Are they like sexy ones?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
There's supposedly sexy one does basically him like begging her
for sexy photos and then him reacting to them, and.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They're so embarrassing. I'm just gonna read you some of
the messages.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Do we get to see the attached photo?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, there's the photos are not here, damn it. But
he's emailing his wife Anna. I miss you, my lover.
I miss being in the shower with you scrubbing. I
miss watching you try on clothes. I miss watching you
being sexy. Or you can try on clothes and send
me a pick of you and your bron panties whoa
or try on go to the private pool for sun swimsuit.
(03:33):
By the way, you should order a two piece swimsuits
and summer is coming on soon. Get something hot and fun.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Get yourself a two piece.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then he got I guess he got some photos
of the two piece.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know of what. Here's his reaction. Okay, So wow, wow,
wow wow. I just got your four photo collage that
you sent.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Anna.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You are so cute. Thank you for sending you are
so precious. The picks are super hot and you look
steadily gorgeous. I am so grateful for you thinking of
me to take them.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh my God, these are so embarrassing, just.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
For times call for He's very appreciative, Like what else
are you getting while you're in prison?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Right, that's a good.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Point, I guess, And I guess he was transferred to
a different facility and he was like begging her to
figure out how to send pictures.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I mean, wouldn't you want your man to be that? Like?
I agree, you know, like you want him to have
that reaction that's almost.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Great less but less cringe less.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, everything sounds cringe when you're reading somebody else's name,
But like, what if like you sent a picture Giermanni
just like put a thumbs up on it or like lol,
you know what I mean, Like you'd rather have that,
You'd rather have that reaction the wow, oh my god, wow, wow, wow,
just got your four picture collage, two piece swimsuit.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She sent him a picture of herself in a kayak
and he was like drooling over it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Those sexy legs in that kayak. You could rock shorty
shorts like the hattie that you are. If my man
ever said that to me, we're done.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The haughty hoty? What the whatdy weddy? What now?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You could rock shorty shorts like the haughty that you
are and the pajama photos from the video call.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, let's just say it can testify to that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh man, he's just been in jail, just whacking it,
just whacking it to some picture of a chicken a canoe.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's like, oh man.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Shorty shorts. Hey, guys, if you need me, I'll be
in myself for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'm and be speaking it.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
My wife just sent me a picture of her in
a canoe, so I'm going to be slapping the ham
for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Guys, if you could think of anything more embarrassing, if
some if like your text were to get.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And have other people read them, are you allowed to
send full nudes to an inmate?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I wonder if they have to be like covered up.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I mean that's even though you can send emails from prison.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What do you think they're doing writing letters with You.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Used to have to send letters and they're still doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, that's what I did, so I didn't know the
email emailing was option. Then you could send picture pictures,
but they couldn't be fully nude. They open every single
thing that comes through. There.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There you go, But the same thing all your emails
get screened too, so maybe they're.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not fully new. That's why she's sending ones in bathing suits.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Right, He's like, oh please, not another one piece, please
come one two piece?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Get you get in that kayak. You Hotty Hoty.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Was the nickname anyways, where they're like from the Midwest
or something to right, So let's see it kind.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Of tracks it does.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's just so cringe reading you're out there living in Iowa.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I mean, senior chicken a canoe. It's like that is
it like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
As hot as it gets?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
If your man was in prison, would you send him
over some photos?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yes, yeah, I don't know how risk I would go
because I know that people are going to be seeing
these pictures.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But yeah, let's just say your man right now sentenced
for you know whatever. We don't have to name a
crime because that may influence things. Twenty five years in prison,
no chance of parole, how much twenty five years you
can't get out from now to the next twenty five years?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Are yeah, hanging out waiting?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I would am I to use that. I can't know
the crime.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, I'm just saying like, because there are certain crimes
that you may say right now like that you would
break up with them.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Over Yeah, your vagina.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, he beat it up and it died.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Because where the smell is coming from.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's a composition.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, you gotta get out on a canoe. Let it
air out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Twenty five years Yeah, you went around so that you
guys can.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'll stick beside.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Them, celebrate your old age together.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Man twenty five years time, Yeah, I think would.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, how does that work? I've never understood that you
just go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
For for a night, a day to night or however long.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But you have to night. You have to be married.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, they give you like thirty minutes in a cell,
and you know it's an overnight.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It's an overnight thing with the person notes that are
in maximum security.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Don't get that right?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Have you done this?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Why does it there? When they checked me in, then.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They said we hadntil so she would get like her
monthly visit or whoever often it was, and you can
an overnight stay with your husband.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No way, I.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
How do they know you're not like smuggling some stuff
right to him and your.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know, you know, I mean they do have
to check and I'm sure when before taking it back,
they'd make him do the you know, the cough and
all that too.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh yeah, turn your head cough.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
And then so they're still getting like to do you
know things. That's what I wonder, like, yeah, like that's
kind of a perk that you shouldn't have, right.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Plus they have you know, blazing fast Wi Fi. They
have a c they're sending emails. Then they just they
just get to smash and then like you don't even
have to like deal with your chick the next day.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
They just have to leave this prison. Sounds pretty nice. Yeah.
Plus the pickleball courts are brand new.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I think about going to prison.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You would not survive.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
The only thing about that is like you, as the wife,
it's like you have to come to terms to the
fact that you are now the side piece though, because
their boyfriend in prison.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yea, their number one, big Al, has already h taking
your spot. Yeah, he's already got he's got first dips.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah I don't the attorney.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, no, different, big Al. That's a big ol. The
attorney is actually kind of Klein yeah or.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Something like that. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
A Michigan woman I'm not laughing because of this. I'm
laughing because of Big L. A Michigan woman was arrested recently.
She had to be rushed to the hospital. She stole
a bottle of wine from a store. Do you guys
want to guess why she had to be rushed to
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I already know.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
So just oh way, I saw this headline. She stuck
it somewhere wait right, one.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of her holes, one of her holes.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why want this article I'm reading?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Just say what it is and say it says inside
an unnamed body cavity.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
We only got there's solely several options there.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I think, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
By process of elimination, we can figure out which one
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I just can't like logistically, how how you've never tried? No? What?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I just it doesn't even seem possible, Like.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know the equivalent.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, guys, get out the ruler and you know
the tape measure and try to measure ours. You've never
tried to measures by seeing what it can hold.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, has anyone done that.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm sure some people have. See what else we can
fit in there bottle of wine?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Next, So she goes to the hospital and they have
to now do what to remove it?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Like how do.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
They get the foet?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Just like pushed, ready, go bush.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She's dilated to ten centimeters roughly the diameter of one
bottle of wine, and then you just yeah, push push
bush and.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Then it's a chardonnay. It actually was a bottle of sharday,
was it? Really?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's not worth doing all that, right, hu huh for
one bottle of wine, Like you do not even get
that smashed off one bottle of wine?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You're gonna do that?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It has to be like what's the most expensive bottle
there is, like an Ace of Spade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Get something very expensive and door, get a bottle of
really nice heart alcohol, because anything like that not you're
drunk a few times.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, then a barefoot bottle of shardenay?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
How much? Yeah, some barefoot?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
How many glasses of wine do you drink sling on
like a Friday, like a Friday night, you know, watching
Netflix or whatever. You're going through one bottle, multiple bottles Back.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
In the day, it was like two two bottles, bottles.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, yeah, you got a pretty good heater going there.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, because one is just not enough. One's just a
couple of glasses.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's only four and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's not even it's like three.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Well depending on depending on your pores.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
But yeah, but two bottles, I feel like the next
morning I'd have the worst hangover.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It could be a bit of a headache. Yeah, the
next day, depending and now, now, what do you.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Just I can go through?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't drink boxed wine. I hate that you started
this rumor.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now I can go through one bottle and like it's
not enough, But I stop myself.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh so I don't, so I don't get the headache.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, don't smirch the great name of box wine. There
are some very like wine like.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is like it's just this.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, it's just it's the quantity because the box holds
more than a bottle.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've actually never have I had I actually have had
box one before. We all not like on my own,
it was I was somebody else.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
We used to make pink panty droppers in college with
boxed wine, vodka, crystal light, and a bunch of you.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Just mixed it all to that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That sounds good.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's a pink panty dropper. You drink one or two
of them, hit the floor. Yeah, oh, mine would fly
off after one. It's pretty good. I think you put
beer in there too. It was ach It just tasted
like fizzy pink lemonade at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, I'm back in.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It sounds delicious when you made up a big batch
of it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Grandma. I still think you need to try a buzzball
like that needs to be on your book.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I've I tried a little bit of buzzball.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Remember, uh, I got a couple of buzzballs delivered to
me at the gym.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I thought you I.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Thought you would drink. I thought you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I thought I didn't drink.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I didn't sit there and hammered down the whole thing.
But I wanted to taste it, see what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
We need to drink a whole thing, I mean, just
to see, like.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
How buzzy I get. Yeah, it just seemed like a
headache when I started.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, it is, but you still it's it's for the experience.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I don't want the headache experience.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's kind of like back in the day.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's like you knew a four logo is going to
fuck you up and give you a fucking big ass
headache to drink them.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah, that's good point.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
And if you're gonna try when I recommend the strawberry lemonade.
I just tried that one for the first time this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Bomb interesting alright, strawberry lemonade buzz. That's not one of
the flavors I received, which, as you get, I can't remember,
but it wasn't a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I always go by colors.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
The blue one bomb too.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I think I got a blue and a green.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
There's a brown color.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I tried the coffee one coffee one, Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's like no, it's like a coffee one you can
make like espresso martines.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah. Like there were people that literally were going to
Starbucks buying a coffee and then throwing a buzz so good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Guys saw a guy a video of a guy that
took that one, the brown one, and mixed it with
a Guinness.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Beer and it turned it into like a chocolate milkshake.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, does that sounds delish?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That does sound good. I would crush that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
What were we talking about again? This is wild thoughts.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
This conversation is not sticking wine up vaginas.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's right, body cavities.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
So have you guys ever seen a picture of a
uterus in full term.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Because term like there's a baby in there.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I was scrolling on TikTok the other day and some
it was like, here's here's what a uterus looks like
in full term pregnancy, and I am even more traumatized.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And they get the picture of it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I actually have no clue.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
But I'm going to show you right now.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's probably like when they take it out for the
C section. Oh wait, that's not a real one.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That how do you well, apparently that's a model.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe that's a model, is.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like a plastic But this is what is traumatizing about that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I don't know. It's like imagine your your uterus like
how you usually imagine it, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I've never before is I mean, I know I could
label it on the map on the diagram of the
female anatomy, but like, I don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I've only seen the drawing of it, and.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now I've seen justice a plastic model mold of it
which took a doctor two hands to hold.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
That birth traumatizes me?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is that why you don't want to have kids? Is
that the main reason?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
It's it's part of it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But what about adoption?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Adoption? Adoption is something that I have it in the
back of my mind just in case later on I
wake up one day and I'm like, you know what,
maybe I would want to have a child.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
What about freezing your eggs and then you guys can
make minib and then have a surrogate carry it for you.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I think that's an idea that I had at one
point until I realized you have the paper month and
then I was like, oh, I'm out to store your eggs,
or you can just have ruben'smashed the old fashion way.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Obviously right that way.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
At least it's half something I'm sticking to.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No kids, Okay, just a thought, just a thought, a thought.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Just like preserves your it preserves the freezing of the eggs.
I'm a big proponent of that, just because it preserves
your options. Did you should you like check someday and
you're like, oh, dang it, it's and.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
If not, you could donate them and someone else can
have a little mini Jess.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Wait that sounds I don't know how I'm I don't
know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Why you don't have to meet the kid?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I know, but I would feel like, Wow, they're out
there and I don't know them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That'd be kind of you do want to know them,
you do want to know a mini.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jress, Well, I would want to know them if they
were out there.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I know me too.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's what Kate and I didn't pay our storage fee
on our embryos to what happened to them.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think they can do anything with them because
you have to get like, yeah, we have to sign
a bunch of stuff for them to destroy them. But
that's one of the options.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You could donate them.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
But still I would like, I would want to if
they were out there, I'd want to know and then
be like, maybe they got the good version because my
kids are jerks, Like.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Maybe they got the nice one. Weird that I should
have gotten.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Wait, but if I get a surrogate one day, which
I don't plan to, but if I were to get that,
I don't get the maternity leave, ye I do.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I think you would still get some time off, like oh,
that's cool.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's like cool, like I didn't even have to you didn't.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You get beat up and you just got to have
some bonding time. That sounds nice, Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Don't think you get the full the full time.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Like six months or something.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Because of that California you probably have to take like
a paid family leave for that. I don't think it'd
fall under maternity, would it.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I bet it does in California. Well then ship I
need somebody researched that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Anyway, it doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
In the meantime, just have you can give birth to
a wine bottle, No thank you.
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