July 7, 2026 • 17 mins
On today's episode we talked about some hair trends and Graham tells us the story of something he witnessed at Herbert Camp.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How is it only Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
My first question? How us having to work a regular
five day work week is just not fair?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, this is gonna be a tough one, but it
has a tough one. It is only Tuesday. But Tuesday
is a Wild Thoughts day, which is why you were here.
You're listening to the Wild Thoughts podcast. So fuck it,
let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There's something I meant to bring up weeks ago, but
I kept forgetting. But I've had it in my notes. Okay,
it just says like Instagram bush lady.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, I love finding jotted down notes around my house
like that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And when I found this picture of Instagram bush lady,
I showed you, Jess, So let me know if you
remember it was a video.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Think you showed me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I promise you, I showed you.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Let me just think she's someone that lives out in
the Alaskan bush.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, people, she is a bush person. She's a bushy person.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Got it like she's a bunch of it. She's known
for all the hedges in her front yard.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, the one on her crotch.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I think that bush.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So this was like I get ready with me video
and she was wearing it was her and like her
boyfriend or husband or whatever, I don't know, but she
is wearing. She shows herself in her underwear okay, which
are already just like tiny. Then she puts on the
jeans that she's you know, putting on, and she's getting
(01:15):
ready for the day, and they are like super super
low rise, okay, baggy jeans. And I'm thinking, because you
can already see, you know, the moose muffin coming out
of the undies, but I'm thinking, you put on pants.
It covers that these things were so low rise that
you could still purposely see the top of the bush
(01:36):
sticking out from the pants.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So she's almost like teasing the bush up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, And it was like done potentially, like look at
my hairstyle today, and like she was like twirling around
and here's my crop top to make sure I'm not
covering the bush up. This is my look for today.
Was that ever a thing like in the I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I would picture like in the seventies or something, people
being more like free.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think they were more people had the.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Bush, but they were like walking around with it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't think more people freed the bush.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, they're allowed to have Are you allowed to have
an exposed bush or is that some type of indecent exposure?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, where does There's a lot of guys, where does
the bush begin? And like your the hair around your
belly button and you start, you know what I mean,
Like the bushes all sort of interwoven bushes together.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, hers was clearly separated. You got your belly button,
you got your smooth stomach, and then holy bush.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There was no happy trail head not down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
To them like can you just walk around with your
bush out?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I guess yeah, I mean body hair right.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Because I guess gets similar. I never really thought about
it to.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Guys like sitting down and not noticing that their butt
crack is showing, like like shouldn't that be?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You're exposed as well, you guys on a.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like on a slight tangent.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So you know, how is that Herbert Camp this past
weekend just a one night trip. It was just a
lumberjack trip. There were like fifteen or twenty trees at all,
all fell on Herbert Camp. This place like go camping
every year, and I had to go. I got nominated
to go be the.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Waxing lumber your friend an overnight trip to wax some wood, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And so we were up there just working with our
wood and lumberjacking all weekend, and there's you know, there's
other people that have these camp sites up there, and
so this old guy comes up and he's talking to
us and he's like, oh man, you guys got a
lot of work ahead of you. Your guys camp hit
harder than anybody else's. And I was like, I know,
it looked like a fucking warzone. They were just trees
and just piles of branches everywhere, and so it took like,
(03:31):
you know, almost a full day of just chainsaw work
to clean it all up. Well, this guy comes by
and he's like, if you don't mind, I'm gonna start
cutting up this tree that fell over here. And it
was like over our fence. So it's not that one
was not our problem. He's like he was kind of
old guy's like I just like coming up here for
because I like chainsaw stuff. I was like, okay, broll,
He's like an old guy that just like liked using
(03:53):
his chainsaw, so like whatever. He like, Yeah, he gets
to cutting over there, and I don't really think anything
of it until I look over and he's bent over
cutting a log. And I'm gonna show you, but I
had to you guys, because he's wearing some kind of
His full ass was out. It wasn't just plumbers crack.
(04:14):
He went full ass.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So then you decided it would be the perfect time
he did he not he wasn't wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, I'm gonna let you let you try to figure
this out, because I see the tops of underwear coming out,
so like his full butt came out. But what I
think he's wearing is some kind of maybe suspenders under
his shirt. So there's a strap that goes right down
his ass crack, so it looks like he's wearing some
kind of lumberjack thong. And he was just bent over
cutting wood, and all you could see was like this
(04:44):
whale tail thong. It was like it was like a thow.
Let me see I gotta show something with the pictures.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Hold on, bring.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Why that this dude's over there just full ass out
both cheeks, full ass, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Then there's even think that's ass.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, his lower back, it got where I just that
was one picture. It was worse when he was like
full like bent over the thing. Okay. Then there was
a strap down the middle which was like, must have
been for some kind of suspenders.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And connected to with underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's connected to his pants, I think. But then his
pants were falling down, so it just look like lumberjack thong.
My buddy and I were just looking like, what is
this dude doing. This guy's like, I don't know, maybe
in his seventies, ocean eighty, and he's got a lumberjack.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Thong off because I think there are things that guys
will wear with dress shirts so that your shirt stays
tucked in.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But I think that I didn't know. I don't know
if it looks like that.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
These have to be like suspender straps, but usually if
you're wearing suspenders, they go over your shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
This guy has him on under and then you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
See his full butt. His full butt was out. Not
I didn't get the best picture here, but I got
enough to realize.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
What was happening.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
His full ass was out except for the one belt
strap thing going right down.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That weird lumberjack thought.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, God, apparently there are like like suspenders that you
wear under your shirts for the ultimate suspender discreetness.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What it says you out there, But yeah, if you're
out in the woods, lumberjacket it up like that'd be
the one time you can wear like suspender, like overall
type things or whatever. That's your past. You're cutting up wood. Yeah,
this dude, I could not stop. I was dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
In fact that there are so many things that happened
aground all the time, and we're always like.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
He's always like no, But.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The the one time you knew is some of some
old guys ass.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, it was too good. The sun was beaming on it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And this guy's over there operating a very large chainsaw
with just a fucking thong on.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Would you rather have seen his ass, which you did,
or his bush?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'd rather see his butt than his bush.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
How much would it bother you if you were dating.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And like dating this old dating this.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Dating that old man, or the lady that likes.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
To show the bush, she's always showing bush. Yeah, I
don't think I could date a bush shower. No, it's
like one thing to have the bush. We'll have that
conversation in private. But if you're out there like flaunting
the bush every.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Day, everybody is looking at me. They're judging me because
they think I like the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's a bit much. The bush is making a big comeback.
I think, yeah, I think the bush is probably you,
I bet you. The bush is at its highest bushy
peak right now then it's been since yeah, like the
seventies or something. Would it bother would.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I think women are taking back the bush.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Would that bother you more than like, let's say a
lady that decides she doesn't want to shave her armpits.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, you have to one thing is bushy. The bush
is bushy, or the pits are bushy.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh, bushy beaver for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Really, so you can't do it here. That's like where
you draw the line.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
And she would loves wearing tinktos and look.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think, I think, yeah, nope, yeah, I'll take the bush.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah all day, Okay, no offense told the ladies out
there because I think armpit hair is having him come
back too. I think we're seeing I think we're seeing
the bushes that a lot. Yeah, I think we're seeing.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
None of that like on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
For whatever reason, it's about the seventies as well to
making a big comeback.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Interesting, where are you guys at with dude bush? I
don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, but to what it's like, trim at least you
like some manscaping.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't. I actually don't even mind if there's there's
not But my husband's not like a really hairy person.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well that's what I mean. What if it was just
like boom, big old.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I mean, if it's longer than like his junk, I
mean that's kind of concerning, not longer than if it
makes it in the junk look small because the bush
is so big. Yeah, I don't know, that'd be kind
of I don't think i'd like that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I feel like some general manscaping is the rule of thumb.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know, I don't mind. I don't mind like
a natural a natural man. But then again, I'm thinking
of my husband, who's not like, yeah, I think you
have to landscape at least a little bit, because landscape
or manscape.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, thing, I knew what you meant.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Trim the hedges.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because even Graham, you've told us how you.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Go to the to the men's restroom and there's just
you know, like harywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
So I feel like the more you have, the more
you're likely to just leave a trail of Oh yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Trail of pubes is is crazy in the bathroom. Oh
but I still I still like my man like natural
like that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, though honestly like not like you know, you're not
shaving up.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
A bald eagle here. It's just like it's still like
looks natural, but you dialed it back.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I guess. I guess if he dialed the back. I
mean I probably wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Leslie, maybe he does, and you just don't know. Untrimmed,
his bush could be done to his knees by now
does a bush ever? Let me let me ask that,
because I don't I don't know the answer. Like had
I never started manscaping, would would by now? Because let's
just say I started that, you know, many years ago,
(09:55):
would by now my bush be touching my knee caps?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Does a bush cap out in length?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
See?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know, but I don't think so because I
asked my husband the same question about not about bushes,
but about like armpit hair and like everything else, and
he's like, no, like you're like Graham, like maybe your
armporn hair is the same, but like his arm port
hair is not getting like any longer. It's just like
it is what it is, so.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It reaches its natural it stopping.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How come guys don't have armor hair to the fucking ground.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Some guys have some really long I've seen some long
pit hair. But yeah, but but by now, throughout your
entire adult life, I think how long your hair would grow,
it would be down to your waist. So I guess
it does. Like I guess your bush is like, and
we're good. I won't stop. That won't stop. We're at
maxium length. Everybody stop growing?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, how does it know?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't know, That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And then it just like falls off and the new
ones grow, I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And that's just a cycle of natural cycle cycle Like
if you were to shave, that shit goes back so
fucking fast, you know, But it's not like it keeps growing.
It does stop at some point your hair cut.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's like, WHOA, wake up, everybody, we gonna start growing again. No,
it has to know, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It doesn't, but they the only reason why they know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Do you ever talk to your pubes hair to either one?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh no, I don't know, well, because you know how
they suggest trims, but that's only because if your hair
is breaking off.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, so I don't think.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I mean, your hair just naturally grows at the.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Rate that it's supposed to, right, interesting.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But then yeah, it's weird because like obviously, like it's
not like I have, like my arm hair is not
the same length as like my head hair.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, your arm hair must know, wouldn't stop growing too,
like mine.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Your eyebrows and like your eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, like okay, so apparently hair does know, and your
bush does know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Head hair doesn't know. It does know, but it just
wants to be longer. Hairs have once and needs to. Yeah,
they need to put their needs first sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I wonder if when like people that get a
hair transplant and they take the hair follicles from other
parts of your body and implant it and next thing,
you know, you got pubes for it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But but it maxes out at a.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Certain thing, and it maxes out a certain length. Yeah,
it'll never get long.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's like bicker and wiry here for some reason.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, my buddy had I talked about it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
He had one of those Turkey He went to Turkey
and got the hair transplant, you know, because he had
a receding hairline or whatever it was balding and they
take that for his they took the hair off the
back of his neck, and then that's the new hairline
in the front. You know, all those hairs on the front.
He said, those hairs grow totally different than the hair
used to have there. So he's like having to figure
out which way that's stuff because they've got their own
(12:40):
like agenda.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
What if those hairs are like, yeah, we're done, like
the hair follicles just like we're done.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So he's gonna bald again from.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That same spot, I guess, I don't know, or the
rest of your hair balds, and you've the place that
still stays is the new is the new stuff. There's
all sorts of considered that this does look legit good though.
I mean, guys are.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thinking they've come such a long way.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Take that trip to Turkey because it doesn't cost that much,
like a few thousand bucks or whatever, and he went
over there. Now it takes a while. You're gonna be
wearing a hat for the better part of the year.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know after that, Ben wants his hair back so bad.
I don't want him to have hair, and I always
that up to me, you know, his head, his choice.
I fucking get that, but I love the way he
is right now.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Dude, did you ever meet him with or like since
you met him? Has he had hair?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It was it was struggling he had was there? It
was it was struggling. You should look up.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
There's some guy that like started a routine and he
like did a whole bunch of like products and had
massages and stuff like that, and he ended up growing
some of his hair bags. Yeah, like a lot more
than you would think.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I was like, huh, but enough for like a full
head a because if not, then what good is that?
You're balding again?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And then if you stop, all that crazy stuff just
falls out immediately.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Would you ever get a transplant?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I think if I was balding like significantly at a
young age, sure.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What about now?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
And maybe or would you commit?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I could? My head has like a bunch of weird
lumps and stuff on it. I don't think i'd be
a good looking bald person me either.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm gonna I want to. I'm gonna fight for everything.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't know why I have so many fucking dents
in my head, like dents and lumps, yes, and I
don't I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I have a lump dead center right in the middle
on the top. It's like the back of my head
is going on one plane and then it shelves down
to another level towards the front. And I think it's
because I dove into a swimming pool where it's like,
do not dive and I hit my head on it,
and I hit my head on the bottom in middle school.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It fucking hurt. I probably had a concussion.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my god, you never went to the doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, because I was too embarrassed that I dove into
the pool where you're not supposed to dive into the pool.
That is embarrassing, and it fucking rocked me. Dude, I
hit my head square did the bottom.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What's more embarrassing doing that, like dive in the shallow
and getting a concussion or shitting in the pool like
my sister did.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
MC.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, especially at.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I was really drunk and I dove into a Vegas
pool where again they're like not deep at all Vegas pools,
you know, and it was like the shallow and I
scraped my I did a shallow I even did a
shallow dive, like I'm a really good swimmer and diver,
like yeah, but I was fucking wasted, and I dove
in and I did a shallow dive, but I still
scraped the skin on my nose, on my forehead as
(15:34):
it scraped across the bottom. Bloody dude.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It just like was raw and like red, like it
was just.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Like that's embarrassing, and you're at a Vegas pool party.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It was like sort of like a lower like a
little more low key venue. I can't remember what hotel
it was at. It was a long time ago. My
buddy had, my buddy in San Diego. He's like kind
of a crazy guy. He had fallen through a window
the night before and like cut his arm. He cut
his arm real bad, and when he went to the er. Look,
this is a long time ago. This is back when
(16:06):
when you wrote a prescription was actually like handwritten. Doctor
used to write you a prescription. And he got a
prescription for seventeen Viking or whatever, and he changed the
one to a seven, so we got seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And you know, it's like, I don't recommend.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Taking zero get on undred and seventy or space.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, but I guess that maybe that would have looked obviously,
that would have been too suspicious. It was a very
famous story. Changed the one, the one to a seven.
And uh, I don't recommend taking Viking in drinking because
you might dive into a pool and scrape your face off.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, you're not supposed to mix that stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I don't hypothetically that's what could happen.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm not saying that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Right, was somebody dangerous at least her?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah? No, it all grew back. How do we end
up on that? No, I don't know. You guys are gross.
But through the bush is the takeaway.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
From today's alright, so take that with you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Rock out with your bushes today up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And spread the message to someone you love. Make
How is it only Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
My first question? How us having to work a regular
five day work week is just not fair?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, this is gonna be a tough one, but it
has a tough one. It is only Tuesday. But Tuesday
is a Wild Thoughts day, which is why you were here.
You're listening to the Wild Thoughts podcast. So fuck it,
let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There's something I meant to bring up weeks ago, but
I kept forgetting. But I've had it in my notes. Okay,
it just says like Instagram bush lady.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, I love finding jotted down notes around my house
like that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And when I found this picture of Instagram bush lady,
I showed you, Jess, So let me know if you
remember it was a video.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Think you showed me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I promise you, I showed you.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Let me just think she's someone that lives out in
the Alaskan bush.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, people, she is a bush person. She's a bushy person.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Got it like she's a bunch of it. She's known
for all the hedges in her front yard.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, the one on her crotch.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I think that bush.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So this was like I get ready with me video
and she was wearing it was her and like her
boyfriend or husband or whatever, I don't know, but she
is wearing. She shows herself in her underwear okay, which
are already just like tiny. Then she puts on the
jeans that she's you know, putting on, and she's getting
(01:15):
ready for the day, and they are like super super
low rise, okay, baggy jeans. And I'm thinking, because you
can already see, you know, the moose muffin coming out
of the undies, but I'm thinking, you put on pants.
It covers that these things were so low rise that
you could still purposely see the top of the bush
(01:36):
sticking out from the pants.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So she's almost like teasing the bush up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, And it was like done potentially, like look at
my hairstyle today, and like she was like twirling around
and here's my crop top to make sure I'm not
covering the bush up. This is my look for today.
Was that ever a thing like in the I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I would picture like in the seventies or something, people
being more like free.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think they were more people had the.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Bush, but they were like walking around with it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't think more people freed the bush.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, they're allowed to have Are you allowed to have
an exposed bush or is that some type of indecent exposure?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, where does There's a lot of guys, where does
the bush begin? And like your the hair around your
belly button and you start, you know what I mean,
Like the bushes all sort of interwoven bushes together.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, hers was clearly separated. You got your belly button,
you got your smooth stomach, and then holy bush.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There was no happy trail head not down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
To them like can you just walk around with your
bush out?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I guess yeah, I mean body hair right.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Because I guess gets similar. I never really thought about
it to.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Guys like sitting down and not noticing that their butt
crack is showing, like like shouldn't that be?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You're exposed as well, you guys on a.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like on a slight tangent.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So you know, how is that Herbert Camp this past
weekend just a one night trip. It was just a
lumberjack trip. There were like fifteen or twenty trees at all,
all fell on Herbert Camp. This place like go camping
every year, and I had to go. I got nominated
to go be the.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Waxing lumber your friend an overnight trip to wax some wood, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And so we were up there just working with our
wood and lumberjacking all weekend, and there's you know, there's
other people that have these camp sites up there, and
so this old guy comes up and he's talking to
us and he's like, oh man, you guys got a
lot of work ahead of you. Your guys camp hit
harder than anybody else's. And I was like, I know,
it looked like a fucking warzone. They were just trees
and just piles of branches everywhere, and so it took like,
(03:31):
you know, almost a full day of just chainsaw work
to clean it all up. Well, this guy comes by
and he's like, if you don't mind, I'm gonna start
cutting up this tree that fell over here. And it
was like over our fence. So it's not that one
was not our problem. He's like he was kind of
old guy's like I just like coming up here for
because I like chainsaw stuff. I was like, okay, broll,
He's like an old guy that just like liked using
(03:53):
his chainsaw, so like whatever. He like, Yeah, he gets
to cutting over there, and I don't really think anything
of it until I look over and he's bent over
cutting a log. And I'm gonna show you, but I
had to you guys, because he's wearing some kind of
His full ass was out. It wasn't just plumbers crack.
(04:14):
He went full ass.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So then you decided it would be the perfect time
he did he not he wasn't wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, I'm gonna let you let you try to figure
this out, because I see the tops of underwear coming out,
so like his full butt came out. But what I
think he's wearing is some kind of maybe suspenders under
his shirt. So there's a strap that goes right down
his ass crack, so it looks like he's wearing some
kind of lumberjack thong. And he was just bent over
cutting wood, and all you could see was like this
(04:44):
whale tail thong. It was like it was like a thow.
Let me see I gotta show something with the pictures.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Hold on, bring.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Why that this dude's over there just full ass out
both cheeks, full ass, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Then there's even think that's ass.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, his lower back, it got where I just that
was one picture. It was worse when he was like
full like bent over the thing. Okay. Then there was
a strap down the middle which was like, must have
been for some kind of suspenders.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And connected to with underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's connected to his pants, I think. But then his
pants were falling down, so it just look like lumberjack thong.
My buddy and I were just looking like, what is
this dude doing. This guy's like, I don't know, maybe
in his seventies, ocean eighty, and he's got a lumberjack.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Thong off because I think there are things that guys
will wear with dress shirts so that your shirt stays
tucked in.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But I think that I didn't know. I don't know
if it looks like that.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
These have to be like suspender straps, but usually if
you're wearing suspenders, they go over your shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
This guy has him on under and then you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
See his full butt. His full butt was out. Not
I didn't get the best picture here, but I got
enough to realize.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
What was happening.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
His full ass was out except for the one belt
strap thing going right down.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That weird lumberjack thought.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, God, apparently there are like like suspenders that you
wear under your shirts for the ultimate suspender discreetness.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What it says you out there, But yeah, if you're
out in the woods, lumberjacket it up like that'd be
the one time you can wear like suspender, like overall
type things or whatever. That's your past. You're cutting up wood. Yeah,
this dude, I could not stop. I was dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
In fact that there are so many things that happened
aground all the time, and we're always like.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
He's always like no, But.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The the one time you knew is some of some
old guys ass.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, it was too good. The sun was beaming on it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And this guy's over there operating a very large chainsaw
with just a fucking thong on.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Would you rather have seen his ass, which you did,
or his bush?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'd rather see his butt than his bush.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
How much would it bother you if you were dating.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And like dating this old dating this.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Dating that old man, or the lady that likes.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
To show the bush, she's always showing bush. Yeah, I
don't think I could date a bush shower. No, it's
like one thing to have the bush. We'll have that
conversation in private. But if you're out there like flaunting
the bush every.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Day, everybody is looking at me. They're judging me because
they think I like the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's a bit much. The bush is making a big comeback.
I think, yeah, I think the bush is probably you,
I bet you. The bush is at its highest bushy
peak right now then it's been since yeah, like the
seventies or something. Would it bother would.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I think women are taking back the bush.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Would that bother you more than like, let's say a
lady that decides she doesn't want to shave her armpits.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, you have to one thing is bushy. The bush
is bushy, or the pits are bushy.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh, bushy beaver for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Really, so you can't do it here. That's like where
you draw the line.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
And she would loves wearing tinktos and look.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think, I think, yeah, nope, yeah, I'll take the bush.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah all day, Okay, no offense told the ladies out
there because I think armpit hair is having him come
back too. I think we're seeing I think we're seeing
the bushes that a lot. Yeah, I think we're seeing.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
None of that like on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
For whatever reason, it's about the seventies as well to
making a big comeback.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Interesting, where are you guys at with dude bush? I
don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, but to what it's like, trim at least you
like some manscaping.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't. I actually don't even mind if there's there's
not But my husband's not like a really hairy person.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well that's what I mean. What if it was just
like boom, big old.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I mean, if it's longer than like his junk, I
mean that's kind of concerning, not longer than if it
makes it in the junk look small because the bush
is so big. Yeah, I don't know, that'd be kind
of I don't think i'd like that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I feel like some general manscaping is the rule of thumb.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know, I don't mind. I don't mind like
a natural a natural man. But then again, I'm thinking
of my husband, who's not like, yeah, I think you
have to landscape at least a little bit, because landscape
or manscape.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, thing, I knew what you meant.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Trim the hedges.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because even Graham, you've told us how you.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Go to the to the men's restroom and there's just
you know, like harywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
So I feel like the more you have, the more
you're likely to just leave a trail of Oh yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Trail of pubes is is crazy in the bathroom. Oh
but I still I still like my man like natural
like that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, though honestly like not like you know, you're not
shaving up.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
A bald eagle here. It's just like it's still like
looks natural, but you dialed it back.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I guess. I guess if he dialed the back. I
mean I probably wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Leslie, maybe he does, and you just don't know. Untrimmed,
his bush could be done to his knees by now
does a bush ever? Let me let me ask that,
because I don't I don't know the answer. Like had
I never started manscaping, would would by now? Because let's
just say I started that, you know, many years ago,
(09:55):
would by now my bush be touching my knee caps?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Does a bush cap out in length?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
See?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know, but I don't think so because I
asked my husband the same question about not about bushes,
but about like armpit hair and like everything else, and
he's like, no, like you're like Graham, like maybe your
armporn hair is the same, but like his arm port
hair is not getting like any longer. It's just like
it is what it is, so.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It reaches its natural it stopping.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How come guys don't have armor hair to the fucking ground.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Some guys have some really long I've seen some long
pit hair. But yeah, but but by now, throughout your
entire adult life, I think how long your hair would grow,
it would be down to your waist. So I guess
it does. Like I guess your bush is like, and
we're good. I won't stop. That won't stop. We're at
maxium length. Everybody stop growing?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, how does it know?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't know, That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And then it just like falls off and the new
ones grow, I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And that's just a cycle of natural cycle cycle Like
if you were to shave, that shit goes back so
fucking fast, you know, But it's not like it keeps growing.
It does stop at some point your hair cut.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's like, WHOA, wake up, everybody, we gonna start growing again. No,
it has to know, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It doesn't, but they the only reason why they know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Do you ever talk to your pubes hair to either one?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh no, I don't know, well, because you know how
they suggest trims, but that's only because if your hair
is breaking off.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, so I don't think.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I mean, your hair just naturally grows at the.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Rate that it's supposed to, right, interesting.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But then yeah, it's weird because like obviously, like it's
not like I have, like my arm hair is not
the same length as like my head hair.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, your arm hair must know, wouldn't stop growing too,
like mine.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Your eyebrows and like your eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, like okay, so apparently hair does know, and your
bush does know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Head hair doesn't know. It does know, but it just
wants to be longer. Hairs have once and needs to. Yeah,
they need to put their needs first sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I wonder if when like people that get a
hair transplant and they take the hair follicles from other
parts of your body and implant it and next thing,
you know, you got pubes for it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But but it maxes out at a.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Certain thing, and it maxes out a certain length. Yeah,
it'll never get long.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's like bicker and wiry here for some reason.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, my buddy had I talked about it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
He had one of those Turkey He went to Turkey
and got the hair transplant, you know, because he had
a receding hairline or whatever it was balding and they
take that for his they took the hair off the
back of his neck, and then that's the new hairline
in the front. You know, all those hairs on the front.
He said, those hairs grow totally different than the hair
used to have there. So he's like having to figure
out which way that's stuff because they've got their own
(12:40):
like agenda.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
What if those hairs are like, yeah, we're done, like
the hair follicles just like we're done.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So he's gonna bald again from.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That same spot, I guess, I don't know, or the
rest of your hair balds, and you've the place that
still stays is the new is the new stuff. There's
all sorts of considered that this does look legit good though.
I mean, guys are.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thinking they've come such a long way.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Take that trip to Turkey because it doesn't cost that much,
like a few thousand bucks or whatever, and he went
over there. Now it takes a while. You're gonna be
wearing a hat for the better part of the year.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know after that, Ben wants his hair back so bad.
I don't want him to have hair, and I always
that up to me, you know, his head, his choice.
I fucking get that, but I love the way he
is right now.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Dude, did you ever meet him with or like since
you met him? Has he had hair?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It was it was struggling he had was there? It
was it was struggling. You should look up.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
There's some guy that like started a routine and he
like did a whole bunch of like products and had
massages and stuff like that, and he ended up growing
some of his hair bags. Yeah, like a lot more
than you would think.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I was like, huh, but enough for like a full
head a because if not, then what good is that?
You're balding again?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And then if you stop, all that crazy stuff just
falls out immediately.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Would you ever get a transplant?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I think if I was balding like significantly at a
young age, sure.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What about now?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
And maybe or would you commit?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I could? My head has like a bunch of weird
lumps and stuff on it. I don't think i'd be
a good looking bald person me either.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm gonna I want to. I'm gonna fight for everything.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't know why I have so many fucking dents
in my head, like dents and lumps, yes, and I
don't I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I have a lump dead center right in the middle
on the top. It's like the back of my head
is going on one plane and then it shelves down
to another level towards the front. And I think it's
because I dove into a swimming pool where it's like,
do not dive and I hit my head on it,
and I hit my head on the bottom in middle school.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It fucking hurt. I probably had a concussion.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my god, you never went to the doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, because I was too embarrassed that I dove into
the pool where you're not supposed to dive into the pool.
That is embarrassing, and it fucking rocked me. Dude, I
hit my head square did the bottom.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What's more embarrassing doing that, like dive in the shallow
and getting a concussion or shitting in the pool like
my sister did.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
MC.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, especially at.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I was really drunk and I dove into a Vegas
pool where again they're like not deep at all Vegas pools,
you know, and it was like the shallow and I
scraped my I did a shallow I even did a
shallow dive, like I'm a really good swimmer and diver,
like yeah, but I was fucking wasted, and I dove
in and I did a shallow dive, but I still
scraped the skin on my nose, on my forehead as
(15:34):
it scraped across the bottom. Bloody dude.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It just like was raw and like red, like it
was just.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Like that's embarrassing, and you're at a Vegas pool party.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It was like sort of like a lower like a
little more low key venue. I can't remember what hotel
it was at. It was a long time ago. My
buddy had, my buddy in San Diego. He's like kind
of a crazy guy. He had fallen through a window
the night before and like cut his arm. He cut
his arm real bad, and when he went to the er. Look,
this is a long time ago. This is back when
(16:06):
when you wrote a prescription was actually like handwritten. Doctor
used to write you a prescription. And he got a
prescription for seventeen Viking or whatever, and he changed the
one to a seven, so we got seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And you know, it's like, I don't recommend.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Taking zero get on undred and seventy or space.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, but I guess that maybe that would have looked obviously,
that would have been too suspicious. It was a very
famous story. Changed the one, the one to a seven.
And uh, I don't recommend taking Viking in drinking because
you might dive into a pool and scrape your face off.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, you're not supposed to mix that stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I don't hypothetically that's what could happen.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm not saying that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Right, was somebody dangerous at least her?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah? No, it all grew back. How do we end
up on that? No, I don't know. You guys are gross.
But through the bush is the takeaway.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
From today's alright, so take that with you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Rock out with your bushes today up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And spread the message to someone you love. Make
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