August 25, 2026 • 17 mins
On today's episode we dive deeper into the Jed York arrest.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Finally, Jess made it in for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Did you wash your hands?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm trying to upload this podcast, get.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It done on time.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is the second podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is the second podcast, people. Let's roll. We're just
messing with you, Jess.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Wild Thoughts!
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Are we going to be talking about Jed?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh. What? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It just seemed like you had something that we were
going to talk about, so I was like, ooh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, I asked, are we going to be talking about Jed?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And then Jessica had a really weird reaction to that.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah. I have some questions about the Jed York thing. Look,
we talked about it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I have so many questions.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
We talked about it on the air this morning, but
obviously we had to talk about it a little more delicately.
But now that we're here in the Wild Thoughts podcast,
we can talk about it a little more freely. Here's
my first question, because we know Jed York's a billionaire.
His family's got billions and his net worth north of
$ 500 million, but it's probably a billion, and he's kind
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of the main... Figurehead for, obviously, owning the San Francisco 49ers,
a franchise that's worth way more than $ 8. 5 billion. Anyways,
you see him, and you see him in his little mugshot.
Looks like he's standing about, I don't know, about 5'8.
They put him up against the little height thing. He's
looking pretty solemn in this picture. You know, just got busted.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A little embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But the lady's just looking at him, because I mentioned
on the air, I was like, look, it does seem
strange that this guy's needing to go out and get
a prostitute.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Like, you're rich, right?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Right. people that I know, that I've observed being rich,
they don't seem to have any problem finding ladies. If you,
not knowing that he's down there trying to pull hookers
out of a trailer park, if you saw this guy,
and you met him, like a friend introduced you, and
you find out he's worth an absolute fortune, in the billions, ladies,
would you go on a date with this guy? Just
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based off his looks, and the fact that he's got billions,
you don't know anything else about him, your friend introduced him,
he's about 5'8, not the tallest guy in the world,
and he's got about you know, $ 2 billion in the bank,
and he's the owner of the 49ers.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But he looks like this. It's Jed York.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I'd go on a date with him.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay, let me continue the thought experiment before we go
over to Jess.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Your friends want to set you up with this guy.
He looks just like this. He's about 5'8. It's Jed York.
He looks just like this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But, like, I know he's got billions.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I know he's... No, in this next thought experiment, he
works for Allstate.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
He's just an insurance guy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Would you go out on a date with him?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Jess, over to you. Jed York stands at about 5'8.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He's really like.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
5'8 1⁄2, 5'9.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
All right, we'll give him 5. The top of his
hair hits 5'9. Yeah, 5'8 1⁄2.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
In this mugshot. And he's got billions. And your friend's like, hey,
we want to set you up with this guy. He's
newly single, 46 years old, owns the 49ers. Would you
go on a date with him? You're single, of course,
in this thought experiment.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Right, and in this one, I do know that he's
a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, you know he's got billions.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'd do a date, but honestly, I know I wouldn't
be able to fake it any further than that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But it's like, what if it's one of those things
where it's like you go on a date and then
you're like, oh my God, the chemistry in the conversation is... Wow,
he's actually good.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, he's like super charming.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's like you don't know that if you don't go
on a date with him. Well, then that'd be the best.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Of both worlds.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Because then he's rich.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm just wondering about the, you know, getting to that
first date. He's not my type, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What opened the door for you?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But he can be.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
He becomes more your type, apparently, if he's got billions
of dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because you both said..
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You just can't rule it out yet.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Said that you'd say yes. Okay, now..
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You meet this guy, Jess, and yeah, he's selling insurance
over at State Farm with Jake.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Not my type.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, that was my first question. Look, I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is it pretty much what you expected?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean, I think it is. So that goes
back to the initial question. What the fuck is this
guy doing going down, slumming it at a trailer park
in Ohio?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, serious question. Do we think he might be like,
doing drugs or something like that because you had mentioned
that it happened in the morning hours, right?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, when I read the arrest was at 9.30 in
the morning. So was he out all night or did
he wake up that morning in Ohio and he's like,
you know what I should do? Go slum it at
some trailer park real quick with a prostitute and then
go about my day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm getting out, like my psychic, my inner psychic is
telling me out all night.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Possibly a little snorty snort.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know, and that's how he wanted to wrap things.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But he got busted.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
The 9.30 part, like, it is sort of a weird, like,
it's almost, like, if you told me 5 a.m., I'd
be like, for sure. Out all night partying, and then,
you know, this is what happened. The 9.30, I mean,
you're getting well past breakfast.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know what I mean? Like, this is a brunch
prostitute bang.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You thought he, yeah, like maybe like on his way
to a meeting or something, he like wanted to stop in. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Or something like that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Maybe he's one of these guys, he gets up 5 a.m.,
goes for a jog. That's why I think there's something else.
Has a cup of coffee, then he wants to go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's why I think there's something.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Else going on. Or maybe he's been married so long
and we know now that he recently filed, or his wife,
or when.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They're getting a divorce. Filed for divorce, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Maybe he's been married for so long, he doesn't know
that he could, all he has to do is put
on a 5P suit and walk in somewhere with a
Rolex and he can get any girl he wants.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Or maybe he figured that's an easier way to get
called out, like, in the media. He doesn't want, like,
a media spectacle, which now he got one. But, like,
maybe it's just easier to pay someone off, someone who's.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Like, you know, out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But then you would think you would get somebody, I mean, more,
just not so cheap. You know what I mean? Like,
there's S4.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How dare you judge the mobile home community? We have
a lot of listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm just based on the price. Like, it was $ 140.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But this is Ohio.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
True. Dollar goes a little further there.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But aren't there like escort services? I don't know where
you find those. I'm pretty sure it's not legal. Maybe
their price is cheap, but they're hotties.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know, but I feel like they come to you.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The Wheat Hill Mobile Home Park just cranks out a
bunch of smoking hot babes for.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
All you know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And even if they did, aren't there services where they
come to you, right? So you don't have to leave.
You don't have to risk getting busted.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That is a good..
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I mean, again, there are so many questions about this thing. Now, look,
you're saying, yeah, there are these high-priced escorts and really fancy..
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But everybody likes a good deal, right? Dill. Everyone likes
getting a good deal. And he's like, oh, man, $ 140?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That beats the shit out of the five grand I
was about to drop on this other chick over here
on Craigslist or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And she's in the middle of nowhere. I always figured
something like this, it's like you're getting what you pay for.
So if you're paying the $ 5, 000, it's like you're getting
actually what you want.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You're getting some smoking hot babe. And here, $ 140 at
a trailer park, he's getting the toothless meth addict.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Maybe he wants the toothless. I mean, I guess it
makes things easier for some acts.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Maybe that's what he was going for, but..
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think maybe there's something... He's not adding up.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I guess I think there's maybe something to the point that,
you know, the reason he's... Rather than going out and
meeting somebody or trying to meet someone... Because, like, look, again,
I think he had no problem getting ladies to kind
of fling themselves at him because he's got.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
A lot of money. But here's, like, you just pay.
It's a sure thing. And maybe it's more of an anonymous..
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Because you start sliding into girls' DMs or whatever on Instagram,
they can turn around and post it like, Niner's owner
just slid into my DMs and.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Here's what he said.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's why I'm like, if you meet somebody in real life,
if you just go to a bar, you know how
fucking easy it is for a woman to just walk
into a bar and go home with somebody that night?
That's why I ask, is it that hard for guys?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He wants to control how much money he's spending on this.
He might not want to meet someone who's in it
to steal way more money than he wants to.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What do you mean a steal? Because you can go
to a bar and fuck them for free.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, but let me say this.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
If it's about the money.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It is different from a male female standpoint. If you
go out and you go to a bar as a woman,
you could score every single night if you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It doesn't work that way for guys.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Even a rich guy flaunting his wealth?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It certainly helps, but it's still not a slam dunk.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know. I went to college and my goal
every night going out was to score. I didn't score
every night.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, but look at you.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I'm just saying, there is a distinction there.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It is easier for you ladies to go out and
score if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's more of a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But I just thought rich guys, I mean, it was
different for them as well.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Now, again, I think that tips the scales in his favor.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And think about it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Then you have to actually be good at, like, having
a conversation with women and then get to the part
where you're rich. Because if I look at this guy
walking into a bar, I'm not going to be like, ooh,
let me go talk to him.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's probably rich. You have to dress the part. You
have to. I mean, you're not just going to any, like,
dive bar. You're going to, like, one where, you know,
there's ballet and shit like that. That way you pull
up in your fucking Maybach.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And they park it for you. Yeah, drop your black
annex there.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
On the bar top. Yeah, it's like you have to, like,
you know, there's ways. There's ways.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's what I would expect from an NFL team owner.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
What do you think the $ 140? He had $ 160. Here's
my next question.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
140.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you supposed to tip a prostitute? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I've never been to one.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I would think that the price they set, like, that's
the price.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But maybe they want to, like, be like, oh. Or
maybe because she had to give that money to her pimp,
and so he's like, here's a 20 just for you,
just between us.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You buy yourself something nice.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So it's just between us.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You keep that for yourself. That's just a question. I
guess I don't know the answer to that. I have
no idea.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Or me. I'm scared to Google it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
What is the AI overview? I don't want to Google it.
Should I tip my prostitute?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do prostitutes make tips? I guess I will Google it.
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Say, is it customary to tip a prostitute?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maybe he was just going to give her $ 140 and
then he had a little bit of extra for a
snack afterwards or something.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh, yeah. It could have just been like, you know,
it's like you take a little more out of the
ATM than you need because you're like, I might need
to buy something.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It says, no, tipping a sex worker or independent escort
is generally not strictly required or expected, but it's always appreciated.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's not mandatory, but it's an appreciated bonus.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nice little tip. Just the tip. A lot of just
the tip jokes, obviously, could be made here.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh, well, tipping is a customary practice in many service industries,
and the escort industry is no different. This is what,
there's a gentleman's guide. This is what it says.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Is this still AI telling you this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, this is on an actual blog.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Okay, I was going to say, because AI had never
banged a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, it's a way to show appreciation for the service provided.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, maybe it was.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh, look, the do's and don'ts of whorehouse etiquette.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay. The do's and don'ts. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It says I have to sign up with my Google account.
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Let me exit that out. You're not going to register
for a whore service?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, we'll not be doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Okay, and what do you think the $ 140 got him?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Was that just a regular smashing?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't know either.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
That's why I asked you.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I would assume just a regular smash. I feel like
you don't get all the extras with that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What are the extras?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know. The foreplay.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh, so this is just like, hey, you're here.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I feel like it's just straight to it.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Just knock it right in there. She's like, it's 9.30
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Just hurry up. I feel like you have to pay
extra for motorboating.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Got it. Maybe they do.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Some of the foreplay so that they could get the tips.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, a little extra something for the effort. Yeah, maybe.
I don't know. Is there a time limit?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The whole thing is so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I wonder what his wife thinks. Like 140 bucks, they
get you an hour? They get you two hours?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh yeah, maybe it's just a time thing and you
do whatever you want. I don't know. I don't know
how this shit works. Do you think his wife will
release a statement or anything? No.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
If they were married.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean, they're still legally married.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
They're still legally married, but they're separated.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They're separated, probably been separated for some time. They're divorced.
I think that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Helps the optics of all this, although you never want
to see the father.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Of your children. That's what I'm saying. They have kids. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Dang.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, and he is rude. That dude, talk about regret.
That guy.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No regrets.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Major regrets. He's got major regrets from this.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And I hate that everyone is, like, trying to throw
this in Niner fans' faces. Like, this doesn't mean anything
to me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Literally, me as a diehard Niner fan, I don't care
at all.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I saw my cousin is a huge Raiders fan, so
he reposted this. He's like, oh, the Raiders owner would never.
Who gives a fuck? He probably does as well.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Have you ever seen Mark Davis? He hangs out at
Hooters and picks up on like 20 year old.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
God, it's been forever.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
He's most definitely doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They should have had him play Mark Zuckerberg in that
new movie I was telling you guys about, The Social Reckoning.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
They have the same bangs. His are slightly longer. His
skew a little more dumb and dumber than they do
Zucky micro bangs. Yeah. This whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
That's a, I guess the one thing I would say
about the Niners off season is first you have Kyle
Shanahan getting a car crash. It would be nice to
just have a nice quiet off season with no injury
news and no headlines, you know, but then you have
Kyle Shanahan getting this car crash. And that was kind
of weird. We didn't find out about it for a while.
And now you got the owner. out there banging whores
at a trailer park, even though there was no whore
at the other end, he was just set up.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I think that's the most embarrassing part of all. It's like,
you were talking to, like, an undercover agent.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Like, that's fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And they fucking duped you.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It'd be one thing if, like, you strode out of
the trailer park after just tossing some chick around in there,
and then you were like, yeah!
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Do we know where he found this ad?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know it's online, but, like, if you get one
of these, like, I don't know, on threads or something. Like,
you have to. On threads. I don't know if he's
on threads.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Is there a lot of prostitution on threads?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know. But, you know, if it's, like, on
social media.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Seems more like a Twitter thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You have to know that, I mean, because it's most
likely illegal there in Ohio. I don't really know the laws.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's illegal.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But, like, wouldn't you think that this is a setup
or something?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Unless you're, like, on the black market or wherever people
get prostitutes from.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
But I wonder. Yeah. I don't know where they get
them from. I guess it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Depends on what site it is. I mean, the government
shut them down.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I don't know the preferred finding a prostitute websites.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Again, if this was some sort of... I don't want
to be making light of the... This is the wild thoughts.
I don't have to apologize.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Who gives a fuck? Why don't we make it light
of light?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Because there is a heavy element of human trafficking involved
oftentimes in prostitution, so I'm not making light of that.
This imaginary woman that was setting this up could have
just wanted to make some money at 9.30 in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Anyway, I just feel like that should be mentioned, right?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah. Yeah, honestly. Like a disclaimer?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah. Yeah, when we've been talking about this, honestly, all
of the comments I've made, that wasn't even a thought.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
If I'm being honest, because I'm thinking like escorts, these
are women who sign up for that because, I mean,
they make a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Obviously, there is an element of women who don't want
to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Didn't mean to derail the Wild Thoughts podcast. Just feel like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Can we go back to who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, well, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
One more thing. I kind of feel like I don't know.
I kind of like the headlines. What do you mean?
You said it would have been nice to have a
quiet offseason. I don't know. I kind of feel like
it builds character.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well, yeah. I mean, it's added something to it. I
don't think it gives us something to talk about. I
don't think these headlines are a distraction for the team.
Sometimes stuff happens in the offseason or during the season.
And it like does distract the team and it like
takes away from it.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Like the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey. Right.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
There's stuff like that sometimes that it does become a
big distraction.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
This stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
This to me is just like entertaining.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
When everyone's like, ah, see, like, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Like, what do I care what some billionaire owner, like
if he wants to implode his life, like go for it, dude,
at a trailer park.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Like, bro.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I still cannot believe.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Do you think he knew it was at a trailer
park or he just typed in the address and was
just like, Just showed up there and then realized, like, oh, shit,
I'm at a trailer park.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He probably just typed in the address.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Unless he had to punch in, like, a gate code
or something to get in.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
They don't have gates like that. Just fucking kidding. But
it still had to say, like, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Like, welcome to.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Spot space 33, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Like, for where the motorhome was parked.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, embarrassing for him.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You guys have any other prostitute-related questions?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Not really. I do not. One more thing. Like, he
could have gone to... Like, there are places where they
have brothels.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like, you could have done that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Got to go to Nevada.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And a lot of these places have, like... Because the
celebrities will go to them. Lamar Odom, for example. They
did so much to, like, keep him, you know..
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Hooked him. They almost killed him.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, yeah, but they also protected him and didn't let
people know that he was visiting them. You know what
I mean? So you can be high profile and you
can be rich as fuck and you can go to
these places and no one's going to find out. Why
wouldn't you just do that? Because I think it's what
you said, Selena.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
There must have been drugs involved.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's not like this was a thought out decision where
he was like, oh yeah, I'm going to look here
and make.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
This great decision to go there. Because it was a
really stupid thing to do.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
A lot of drugs there in rural Ohio.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Really?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Well, sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know these things.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
The opioid epidemic has swept the entire nation, taken.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Over a lot of these areas. So maybe that's part
of it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
We got to wrap this. Jess, you can go back
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You take naps in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, I need to take a nap at home.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Our bathroom stinks.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's enough of seeing you two here.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I need a break.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I need a break.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Same.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right back at you.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Bye.
Finally, Jess made it in for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Did you wash your hands?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm trying to upload this podcast, get.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It done on time.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is the second podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is the second podcast, people. Let's roll. We're just
messing with you, Jess.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Wild Thoughts!
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Are we going to be talking about Jed?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh. What? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It just seemed like you had something that we were
going to talk about, so I was like, ooh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, I asked, are we going to be talking about Jed?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And then Jessica had a really weird reaction to that.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah. I have some questions about the Jed York thing. Look,
we talked about it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I have so many questions.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
We talked about it on the air this morning, but
obviously we had to talk about it a little more delicately.
But now that we're here in the Wild Thoughts podcast,
we can talk about it a little more freely. Here's
my first question, because we know Jed York's a billionaire.
His family's got billions and his net worth north of
$ 500 million, but it's probably a billion, and he's kind
(00:58):
of the main... Figurehead for, obviously, owning the San Francisco 49ers,
a franchise that's worth way more than $ 8. 5 billion. Anyways,
you see him, and you see him in his little mugshot.
Looks like he's standing about, I don't know, about 5'8.
They put him up against the little height thing. He's
looking pretty solemn in this picture. You know, just got busted.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A little embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But the lady's just looking at him, because I mentioned
on the air, I was like, look, it does seem
strange that this guy's needing to go out and get
a prostitute.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Like, you're rich, right?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Right. people that I know, that I've observed being rich,
they don't seem to have any problem finding ladies. If you,
not knowing that he's down there trying to pull hookers
out of a trailer park, if you saw this guy,
and you met him, like a friend introduced you, and
you find out he's worth an absolute fortune, in the billions, ladies,
would you go on a date with this guy? Just
(01:50):
based off his looks, and the fact that he's got billions,
you don't know anything else about him, your friend introduced him,
he's about 5'8, not the tallest guy in the world,
and he's got about you know, $ 2 billion in the bank,
and he's the owner of the 49ers.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But he looks like this. It's Jed York.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I'd go on a date with him.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay, let me continue the thought experiment before we go
over to Jess.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Your friends want to set you up with this guy.
He looks just like this. He's about 5'8. It's Jed York.
He looks just like this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But, like, I know he's got billions.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I know he's... No, in this next thought experiment, he
works for Allstate.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
He's just an insurance guy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Would you go out on a date with him?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Jess, over to you. Jed York stands at about 5'8.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He's really like.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
5'8 1⁄2, 5'9.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
All right, we'll give him 5. The top of his
hair hits 5'9. Yeah, 5'8 1⁄2.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
In this mugshot. And he's got billions. And your friend's like, hey,
we want to set you up with this guy. He's
newly single, 46 years old, owns the 49ers. Would you
go on a date with him? You're single, of course,
in this thought experiment.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Right, and in this one, I do know that he's
a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, you know he's got billions.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'd do a date, but honestly, I know I wouldn't
be able to fake it any further than that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But it's like, what if it's one of those things
where it's like you go on a date and then
you're like, oh my God, the chemistry in the conversation is... Wow,
he's actually good.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, he's like super charming.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's like you don't know that if you don't go
on a date with him. Well, then that'd be the best.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Of both worlds.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Because then he's rich.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm just wondering about the, you know, getting to that
first date. He's not my type, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What opened the door for you?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But he can be.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
He becomes more your type, apparently, if he's got billions
of dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because you both said..
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You just can't rule it out yet.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Said that you'd say yes. Okay, now..
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You meet this guy, Jess, and yeah, he's selling insurance
over at State Farm with Jake.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Not my type.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, that was my first question. Look, I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is it pretty much what you expected?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean, I think it is. So that goes
back to the initial question. What the fuck is this
guy doing going down, slumming it at a trailer park
in Ohio?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, serious question. Do we think he might be like,
doing drugs or something like that because you had mentioned
that it happened in the morning hours, right?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, when I read the arrest was at 9.30 in
the morning. So was he out all night or did
he wake up that morning in Ohio and he's like,
you know what I should do? Go slum it at
some trailer park real quick with a prostitute and then
go about my day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm getting out, like my psychic, my inner psychic is
telling me out all night.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Possibly a little snorty snort.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know, and that's how he wanted to wrap things.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But he got busted.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
The 9.30 part, like, it is sort of a weird, like,
it's almost, like, if you told me 5 a.m., I'd
be like, for sure. Out all night partying, and then,
you know, this is what happened. The 9.30, I mean,
you're getting well past breakfast.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know what I mean? Like, this is a brunch
prostitute bang.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You thought he, yeah, like maybe like on his way
to a meeting or something, he like wanted to stop in. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Or something like that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Maybe he's one of these guys, he gets up 5 a.m.,
goes for a jog. That's why I think there's something else.
Has a cup of coffee, then he wants to go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's why I think there's something.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Else going on. Or maybe he's been married so long
and we know now that he recently filed, or his wife,
or when.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They're getting a divorce. Filed for divorce, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Maybe he's been married for so long, he doesn't know
that he could, all he has to do is put
on a 5P suit and walk in somewhere with a
Rolex and he can get any girl he wants.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Or maybe he figured that's an easier way to get
called out, like, in the media. He doesn't want, like,
a media spectacle, which now he got one. But, like,
maybe it's just easier to pay someone off, someone who's.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Like, you know, out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But then you would think you would get somebody, I mean, more,
just not so cheap. You know what I mean? Like,
there's S4.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How dare you judge the mobile home community? We have
a lot of listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm just based on the price. Like, it was $ 140.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But this is Ohio.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
True. Dollar goes a little further there.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But aren't there like escort services? I don't know where
you find those. I'm pretty sure it's not legal. Maybe
their price is cheap, but they're hotties.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know, but I feel like they come to you.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The Wheat Hill Mobile Home Park just cranks out a
bunch of smoking hot babes for.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
All you know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And even if they did, aren't there services where they
come to you, right? So you don't have to leave.
You don't have to risk getting busted.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That is a good..
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I mean, again, there are so many questions about this thing. Now, look,
you're saying, yeah, there are these high-priced escorts and really fancy..
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But everybody likes a good deal, right? Dill. Everyone likes
getting a good deal. And he's like, oh, man, $ 140?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That beats the shit out of the five grand I
was about to drop on this other chick over here
on Craigslist or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And she's in the middle of nowhere. I always figured
something like this, it's like you're getting what you pay for.
So if you're paying the $ 5, 000, it's like you're getting
actually what you want.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You're getting some smoking hot babe. And here, $ 140 at
a trailer park, he's getting the toothless meth addict.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Maybe he wants the toothless. I mean, I guess it
makes things easier for some acts.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Maybe that's what he was going for, but..
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think maybe there's something... He's not adding up.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I guess I think there's maybe something to the point that,
you know, the reason he's... Rather than going out and
meeting somebody or trying to meet someone... Because, like, look, again,
I think he had no problem getting ladies to kind
of fling themselves at him because he's got.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
A lot of money. But here's, like, you just pay.
It's a sure thing. And maybe it's more of an anonymous..
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Because you start sliding into girls' DMs or whatever on Instagram,
they can turn around and post it like, Niner's owner
just slid into my DMs and.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Here's what he said.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's why I'm like, if you meet somebody in real life,
if you just go to a bar, you know how
fucking easy it is for a woman to just walk
into a bar and go home with somebody that night?
That's why I ask, is it that hard for guys?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He wants to control how much money he's spending on this.
He might not want to meet someone who's in it
to steal way more money than he wants to.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What do you mean a steal? Because you can go
to a bar and fuck them for free.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, but let me say this.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
If it's about the money.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It is different from a male female standpoint. If you
go out and you go to a bar as a woman,
you could score every single night if you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It doesn't work that way for guys.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Even a rich guy flaunting his wealth?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It certainly helps, but it's still not a slam dunk.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know. I went to college and my goal
every night going out was to score. I didn't score
every night.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, but look at you.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I'm just saying, there is a distinction there.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It is easier for you ladies to go out and
score if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's more of a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But I just thought rich guys, I mean, it was
different for them as well.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Now, again, I think that tips the scales in his favor.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And think about it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Then you have to actually be good at, like, having
a conversation with women and then get to the part
where you're rich. Because if I look at this guy
walking into a bar, I'm not going to be like, ooh,
let me go talk to him.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's probably rich. You have to dress the part. You
have to. I mean, you're not just going to any, like,
dive bar. You're going to, like, one where, you know,
there's ballet and shit like that. That way you pull
up in your fucking Maybach.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And they park it for you. Yeah, drop your black
annex there.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
On the bar top. Yeah, it's like you have to, like,
you know, there's ways. There's ways.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's what I would expect from an NFL team owner.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
What do you think the $ 140? He had $ 160. Here's
my next question.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
140.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you supposed to tip a prostitute? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I've never been to one.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I would think that the price they set, like, that's
the price.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But maybe they want to, like, be like, oh. Or
maybe because she had to give that money to her pimp,
and so he's like, here's a 20 just for you,
just between us.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You buy yourself something nice.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So it's just between us.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You keep that for yourself. That's just a question. I
guess I don't know the answer to that. I have
no idea.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Or me. I'm scared to Google it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
What is the AI overview? I don't want to Google it.
Should I tip my prostitute?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do prostitutes make tips? I guess I will Google it.
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Say, is it customary to tip a prostitute?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maybe he was just going to give her $ 140 and
then he had a little bit of extra for a
snack afterwards or something.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh, yeah. It could have just been like, you know,
it's like you take a little more out of the
ATM than you need because you're like, I might need
to buy something.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It says, no, tipping a sex worker or independent escort
is generally not strictly required or expected, but it's always appreciated.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's not mandatory, but it's an appreciated bonus.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nice little tip. Just the tip. A lot of just
the tip jokes, obviously, could be made here.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh, well, tipping is a customary practice in many service industries,
and the escort industry is no different. This is what,
there's a gentleman's guide. This is what it says.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Is this still AI telling you this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, this is on an actual blog.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Okay, I was going to say, because AI had never
banged a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, it's a way to show appreciation for the service provided.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, maybe it was.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh, look, the do's and don'ts of whorehouse etiquette.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay. The do's and don'ts. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It says I have to sign up with my Google account.
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Let me exit that out. You're not going to register
for a whore service?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, we'll not be doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Okay, and what do you think the $ 140 got him?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Was that just a regular smashing?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't know either.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
That's why I asked you.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I would assume just a regular smash. I feel like
you don't get all the extras with that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What are the extras?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know. The foreplay.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh, so this is just like, hey, you're here.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I feel like it's just straight to it.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Just knock it right in there. She's like, it's 9.30
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Just hurry up. I feel like you have to pay
extra for motorboating.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Got it. Maybe they do.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Some of the foreplay so that they could get the tips.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, a little extra something for the effort. Yeah, maybe.
I don't know. Is there a time limit?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The whole thing is so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I wonder what his wife thinks. Like 140 bucks, they
get you an hour? They get you two hours?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh yeah, maybe it's just a time thing and you
do whatever you want. I don't know. I don't know
how this shit works. Do you think his wife will
release a statement or anything? No.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
If they were married.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean, they're still legally married.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
They're still legally married, but they're separated.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They're separated, probably been separated for some time. They're divorced.
I think that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Helps the optics of all this, although you never want
to see the father.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Of your children. That's what I'm saying. They have kids. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Dang.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, and he is rude. That dude, talk about regret.
That guy.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No regrets.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Major regrets. He's got major regrets from this.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And I hate that everyone is, like, trying to throw
this in Niner fans' faces. Like, this doesn't mean anything
to me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Literally, me as a diehard Niner fan, I don't care
at all.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I saw my cousin is a huge Raiders fan, so
he reposted this. He's like, oh, the Raiders owner would never.
Who gives a fuck? He probably does as well.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Have you ever seen Mark Davis? He hangs out at
Hooters and picks up on like 20 year old.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
God, it's been forever.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
He's most definitely doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They should have had him play Mark Zuckerberg in that
new movie I was telling you guys about, The Social Reckoning.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
They have the same bangs. His are slightly longer. His
skew a little more dumb and dumber than they do
Zucky micro bangs. Yeah. This whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
That's a, I guess the one thing I would say
about the Niners off season is first you have Kyle
Shanahan getting a car crash. It would be nice to
just have a nice quiet off season with no injury
news and no headlines, you know, but then you have
Kyle Shanahan getting this car crash. And that was kind
of weird. We didn't find out about it for a while.
And now you got the owner. out there banging whores
at a trailer park, even though there was no whore
at the other end, he was just set up.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I think that's the most embarrassing part of all. It's like,
you were talking to, like, an undercover agent.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Like, that's fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And they fucking duped you.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It'd be one thing if, like, you strode out of
the trailer park after just tossing some chick around in there,
and then you were like, yeah!
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Do we know where he found this ad?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know it's online, but, like, if you get one
of these, like, I don't know, on threads or something. Like,
you have to. On threads. I don't know if he's
on threads.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Is there a lot of prostitution on threads?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know. But, you know, if it's, like, on
social media.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Seems more like a Twitter thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You have to know that, I mean, because it's most
likely illegal there in Ohio. I don't really know the laws.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's illegal.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But, like, wouldn't you think that this is a setup
or something?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Unless you're, like, on the black market or wherever people
get prostitutes from.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
But I wonder. Yeah. I don't know where they get
them from. I guess it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Depends on what site it is. I mean, the government
shut them down.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I don't know the preferred finding a prostitute websites.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Again, if this was some sort of... I don't want
to be making light of the... This is the wild thoughts.
I don't have to apologize.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Who gives a fuck? Why don't we make it light
of light?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Because there is a heavy element of human trafficking involved
oftentimes in prostitution, so I'm not making light of that.
This imaginary woman that was setting this up could have
just wanted to make some money at 9.30 in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Anyway, I just feel like that should be mentioned, right?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah. Yeah, honestly. Like a disclaimer?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah. Yeah, when we've been talking about this, honestly, all
of the comments I've made, that wasn't even a thought.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
If I'm being honest, because I'm thinking like escorts, these
are women who sign up for that because, I mean,
they make a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Obviously, there is an element of women who don't want
to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Didn't mean to derail the Wild Thoughts podcast. Just feel like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Can we go back to who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, well, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
One more thing. I kind of feel like I don't know.
I kind of like the headlines. What do you mean?
You said it would have been nice to have a
quiet offseason. I don't know. I kind of feel like
it builds character.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well, yeah. I mean, it's added something to it. I
don't think it gives us something to talk about. I
don't think these headlines are a distraction for the team.
Sometimes stuff happens in the offseason or during the season.
And it like does distract the team and it like
takes away from it.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Like the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey. Right.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
There's stuff like that sometimes that it does become a
big distraction.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
This stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
This to me is just like entertaining.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
When everyone's like, ah, see, like, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Like, what do I care what some billionaire owner, like
if he wants to implode his life, like go for it, dude,
at a trailer park.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Like, bro.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I still cannot believe.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Do you think he knew it was at a trailer
park or he just typed in the address and was
just like, Just showed up there and then realized, like, oh, shit,
I'm at a trailer park.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He probably just typed in the address.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Unless he had to punch in, like, a gate code
or something to get in.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
They don't have gates like that. Just fucking kidding. But
it still had to say, like, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Like, welcome to.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Spot space 33, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Like, for where the motorhome was parked.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, embarrassing for him.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You guys have any other prostitute-related questions?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Not really. I do not. One more thing. Like, he
could have gone to... Like, there are places where they
have brothels.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like, you could have done that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Got to go to Nevada.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And a lot of these places have, like... Because the
celebrities will go to them. Lamar Odom, for example. They
did so much to, like, keep him, you know..
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Hooked him. They almost killed him.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, yeah, but they also protected him and didn't let
people know that he was visiting them. You know what
I mean? So you can be high profile and you
can be rich as fuck and you can go to
these places and no one's going to find out. Why
wouldn't you just do that? Because I think it's what
you said, Selena.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
There must have been drugs involved.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's not like this was a thought out decision where
he was like, oh yeah, I'm going to look here
and make.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
This great decision to go there. Because it was a
really stupid thing to do.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
A lot of drugs there in rural Ohio.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Really?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Well, sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know these things.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
The opioid epidemic has swept the entire nation, taken.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Over a lot of these areas. So maybe that's part
of it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
We got to wrap this. Jess, you can go back
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You take naps in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, I need to take a nap at home.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Our bathroom stinks.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's enough of seeing you two here.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I need a break.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I need a break.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Same.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right back at you.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Bye.
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