May 5, 2026 • 16 mins
On today's episode we talked about men getting filler in one certain body part and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're waiting on Jess. We're just going to
start our Wild That's podcast without her. I think she's
in the bathroom again.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh my god, what does she eat?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Lives in the blows up her stomach the way every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's lactose in tolerant. I don't know, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And she eats that yogurt every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It does, and then like she's.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Putting extra creamer. It's mostly just creamer.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, and you could probably time it out.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
She does take that last body yogurt and then it
is about twenty five minutes later that sprinting.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She's in the bath bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
She hates it when we tell people this. Why do
you tell people? That's?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah? I just know that it is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But if it if it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wasn't true, then I think Jess would be here right now, right,
great point, some point.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Let's get this well point party started, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You want to start off with what you have, Graham.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sure, penis filler on the rise as men are turning
to this new size boosting treatment. We had talked in
the past about men getting the testicles injected to somehow.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Like smooth out the wrinkles a little bit smooth them out. Oops,
I just broke something in the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sorry, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ooopsies, everything in here is broken.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Anyways, we talked about that before, that being a procedure.
I don't really understand that one, because like balls are wrinkly, Like,
I just don't think that you could really smooth them
out by people. I guess, I guess that is the thing,
and people are still doing that, But like, is that
something you really worry about? Selenda, You like, I can't
date that guy his nuts or too wrinkly.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, I feel like you don't really see them too.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Often, exactly, You're more focused on something else. Well, that's
something else. Levinski is now getting filler put into it again.
This is just like lip filler or anything else. And
they say that the procedure. Look, it does sound painful
because they can inject up to forty different areas all
along the shaft there.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It will not give you more length.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Guys, if you're listening to this and you're like, oh
my god, I want a longer and it won't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But it can't strictly girth.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It is strictly girth master.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It can increase the girth and depending on the type
of filler can last anywhere from you know, a month
or two to several months.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
There's different kinds of filler that you can be injecting
into your dong. Now what's interesting is this one a
doctor on TikTok he documented his own journey getting the
filler into.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The ven ski, so he did it himself.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
His name is doctor John Pecker, and he's saying, okay,
doctor John Peck, but might as well be Pecker because
he documented his journey injecting himself.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now, look, he said that size was never.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
A big issue for him, So it's not like he's
basically saying, well, I don't need it, but I'm gonna
do this filler just to make sure.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
For medical for research purposes.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well that's what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He wanted to make sure before I recommend this for
other guys, I might as well do it to myself
and then see what it's like. And he said he
really enjoyed the results. He said that, uh, there was
a very noticeable difference, and he was impressed by that
noticeable difference.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He says dong overall just felt heavier. He said, everything
else functions the same, perhaps a slightly better sensation when
being intimate, but he doesn't really know if that's for
sure as not, but he thought his partner could tell
the difference. She seemed to enjoy it, he said, And
he said he's got it overall, kind of boosting confidence.
(03:13):
He said, it's like having something a new toy down there.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And he said, for guys, if you're climbing out of
a cold swimming pool or shower and things, normally, you know,
turtle goes back in its shell, so to speak. He's like,
that won't happen anymore if you've gotten the dick filler.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know, sometimes people get like lip filler and then
their lips just look kind of like hard. Uh huh, yeah,
Like do you think that happens, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
He said it will, like if you're it's smooth.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It makes the wrinkly skin smooth.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But it But this is a to just just joining
us from the bathroom and glad to have you back.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hopef youy watched your hand. I told you guys, she
was going to say that, I'm trying to get the
podcast up for everybody from the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, that's weird. Does his WiFi work in there?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
She brings her laugh up in there because he like,
you spend so much time and yeah, that makes sense. Anyways,
he's saying, like, look, if you're in something and that,
can you know where your bulge can be seen again,
Like you're getting out of swimming pool, you're in swim
trunks or whatever, Like your bulge would be bulging a
little bit more because you've increased.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So it's just like constantly harder.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah it's well, not hard, but it's more filled up
because that's not it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But like I feel like sometimes appears hard filled it up.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Ladies, any thoughts on your man if he came to
you like, look, I'd like to increase the look of
my bulge and I'd like to get the filler down there,
what would you say?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wouldn't want him to.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But why you're a proponent of you know, ladies all
over the get botox and lip fillers and all sorts
of other things. Why can't a guy get a little
doll filler?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
One reason we've heard from women that get ormon, that
get lip filler or any other filler in their face.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That thing migrates.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
So while it's going to start there to begin with,
you don't know where that is going to move to,
so it could start off being big and then what
if it gets all disproportionate?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
The filler is my go like where would he go
in this case in your nuts, which they say is another.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thing to do that too, scrotum filler.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
He even recommends you could get this treatment in combination
with scrotum filler for an all around better look down
below interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And sometimes they don't give you that perfect. Sometimes it's
a little lobsite, and sometimes it's like not looking too perfect,
So you have to.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Go to it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If I'm fine with the way my man is, right,
love him the way he is, and if he insisted
on getting anything anything else done there, it's like are
you like why if I'm fine with it? You know
what I mean? Like yeah, but you could use that
make a difference to him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you could use that same argument to your man
saying don't why would you ever get any cosmetic procedure?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You're perfect the way that you are. I don't think
you need it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But rhyme when it's like like on my face, for example,
it's like, uh yeah, but everyone sees that well, A
lot of.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
People see your bulge when you climb out of uh
a swimming pool is sort of an awkward thing unless
you pop out of a swimming pool with like your
business point in the right direction, and like if the
you guys don't have to under you guys don't have
to realize what guys have to go through and get
out the pool because some swim trunks have like the liner,
you know, yeah, and it's sort of like wearing underwear
(06:09):
in there. Well, you go to get out of the
pool and it's like holding your junk facing upwards, you know.
Then you get out of the pool and it like
looks it's very visible, right, So like before you get
out of the pool, you got to make.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Sure like you're so you want it like tucked not tucked.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
But like it needs to just be dangling normal. But
sometimes the liner will hold the dangle in the wrong
You don't have to think about this when you get
out of a pool. You're maybe self conscious about. Ladies
are self conscious about different thing guys. Like when if
you watch a guy get out of a swimming pool,
he'll pull at the front part because also your swim
trunks stick to your thighs and you'll you'll see guys
(06:44):
get out of the pool and we all do this.
You pull on the front part of the thighs to
get it unstuck, but really you're getting the swimsuit unstuck
frame your wiener, and you're just pretending like you're getting unstucked.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think it's like just making sure our top is
still in the right place. So nothing is like right,
especially the bowl, the little the string bikini.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, the string tie at the on the back, or
even just the cup being on one side.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's what I mean, because when it's a string bikini,
the entire thing can just slide to the other side
of the string cut.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So if your man wanted to hop out of a
swimming pool with a little more confidence and have the
bulge b bullgiar, why wouldn't you support your message?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I guess if you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Really wanted to, I would support anything he wanted to do.
But just know that I don't care. It's not for me.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I couldn't imagine taking forty injection needles forty different points
along the ven ski. That sounds like the most painful
thing of all time. It does no thanks for that reason.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're out. Yeah, what about this? Would you compete in
the twenty twenty six sperm Racing World Cup.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're doing this again.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, didn't they do this last year?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah? Last year was the inaugural first year. Remember you
don't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Us talking about this. I'm pretty sure it's the same things.
I was like, I do think this sounds a little familiar.
So it is a science based competitive sport, and it's
actually going to be, you know, happening here in San Francisco,
Like we can.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Go buy tickets and watch. See.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I remember the last one they were going to have
like an audience, right, Yeah, this is supposed to be
That's what I'm not really sure this I saw in
this article on the Daily Mail and it doesn't say
anything about a live audience being there. But the winner
of this, whoever has like the fastest sperm sample, they
can win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Dude, how do I enter? Let me see here, because
like that's no work on my own part, you know
what I mean? Like your little guys are just like
swim little buddies swim.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, So they have an Instagram. It's just at sperm
Racing and they have all your application details on there.
If anybody does want to enter it, think it'd be
kind of hard to get in now because they've been
getting on thousands of applicants and they're only gonna race
one hundred and twenty eight samples, each representing a different country.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Are they doing it all in one big race or
are there different Is it like a bracket of different
different heat.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think it's one. It's one big race one. Yeah,
and they already have over like one hundred thousand people
that have applied, so I don't think you're gonna be
getting in and your sperm.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
House run what like a couple of miles or something.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, not even a couple of miles. It's actually a
really really short distance. It's four hundred microns.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Are kidding?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's about point oh two inches point two inches because
these things are so so and by the way, to
put that into perspective that they say it's like the
size of one little granule of salt, Like that's how
tiny this point they're raising. But that's also how tiny
the sperms are. They're like, you know, microscope. So it's
(09:38):
a really really tiny racecourse. But they say times can
range from several seconds so over forty minutes, depending on
whether these things get stuck.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, they get off.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Track, they start spinning around to the side, they get
a little confused about where they're supposed to go. A
couple of them probably pop off grab a beer with
their buddies, like, Aha, what are we supposed to be doing?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh shit, we're supposed to be racing.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So once you're actually picked to take part in this race,
they're going to send you a kit where you provide
a sample. Yeah, and then that is going to be
mailed here to San Francisco and they're going to put
it through you know, the lab, a bunch of different
things like incubation, sperm washing. I don't I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, you got to get your It's like, get it
before the Kentucky Derby. You know, they shine the horses up,
you know, they get shiny and good looking.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They're going to put it through a centrifuge.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, spin it around, get out the best ones.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I guess. So the most viable cells are gonna are
going to be the ones that that race.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You ladies will never have to experience the delivering of
the sample. But it is not imagine one of the
more awkward, awkward things.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And I didn't think that you were able to mail
them in.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
When I had to do this for IVF, they were like,
you have a very small You could either do it
there on site, which I never opted to do because
holy hell, that's awkward, and like they legit are likeould
you like some magazines or some material? You could just
go into this room and like the room is like
right next to the reception desk, and everyone knows you're
in there slapping the ham Like it's too it's way
(11:10):
too awkward. So I never selected that option. But the
other option was the home delivery.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And I'm still awkwards. Everybody knows that you just did.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, well they know. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And I talked about this before, maybe on the show
or maybe in a past wild thoughts, because you have
to get the sample there within a certain window of time,
right because of yeah, those those little swimmers will stop swimming,
they'll die, and they don't they give you the little cup,
you know, like you've ladies probably had to fill up
a cup with pea before at a doctor's office. But
they give you the little prison. They give you a
(11:42):
little cup. They don't give you any other vessel to
carry it in. So like I'm supposed to just walk
through the lobby holding this little cup like everyone and
everyone knows what's in it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's gross you put it in.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I put it in a brown paper grocery bag, like
and that's also awkward. Like here I am walking with
my Safeway bag or my Trader Joe's bag through the
lobby of this place, and then I go up to
the receptionist like I need to drop off my sample,
you know, and then they have.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
To reach in the bag and grab the things.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yes, they do, but the whole thing is like it's
so uncomfortable. There should be some sort of travel container
that they give you, I.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Don't know, disguise it, yes, something else.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's the most uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's like it looks like a little lunch box or
like something work like a drink.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Like a little Trader Joe's tote bag or something. You know.
I'm like, what's in there?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? We should get grabbed these mini tote bags.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And then like at least you like have something to
carry it in, because what else was I going to
put it in?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Was it uncomfortable? Like your wife knowings? I remember when
my husband had to do it for when he was
getting a sectomy. Oh detest, and he like he was
so awkward about it, like he didn't even want me
to know that, like he was about to do that,
and that's why he was in the room, and then
he was going to go drop it off, like he
wanted me to know nothing about it because he was
so embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's very the whole thing is very uncomfortable. It's one
of the more uncomfortable things I've ever been through my life.
And I had to do it a few times because
we did so many different rounds by v F Like
it was just like and you think you'd get more
used to it, but you don't. It's embarrassing every time.
And each time I brought it in.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A paper in a paper grocery bag, because like, what
else am I supposed to put it into? I don't
have any other Can you ever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
See walking around anybody's carrying a brown You know it's
in there?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Just what is in there?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Back to the length of the sperm race, because like, look,
you said they're racing like the size of a grain
of rice or something.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Look, I don't have the female an out of me,
But doesn't that little thing have to swim all the
way up a philopian tube to get to the egg.
How long is a pillopian tube? It's longer than a grain.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Of rice, right, And they're saying that could take hours.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Okay, So so because they want the crowd to be
into the crowd didn't have time to watch a race
that lasts that long.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like hours and hours. They want some real.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Because this could last just could be you know, anywhere
from seconds to you know, forty minutes. It'll be under
an hour. And how does the crowd watch there's going
to be I don't know if there's going.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
To be a crowd.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well the past one, there was one was I remember
that you could buy tickets.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, people could watch it. Again, it's I'm just basically magnified.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You didn't have to watch it under a microscope, and
I think they just had like a projectors.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, and they projected it up.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
How do they keep track of who's is who's They
have to DNA test it at the end, Like that's
the other thing I don't get.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
We all look the same swimming across the screen. You're
not like, oh, there's mine.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh maybe they have like separate race tracks. You know,
and they's just why one and separately another one?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh, and then they're just.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Doing that makes sense because you have to put one
of those You have to put one those little runners
bibs on them.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Give them each number. Oh nothing's and you have to
pin it on you tied.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Around their neck.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You have to like get the safety pin in there
and pin it onto the little tyworking with like a
little teens tiny you know, close spin. Yeah, that just
I don't see that working. But this is an interesting,
interesting race. When Kate lost her full of being tube
and surgery because of an ectopic pregnancy, I almost asked,
like do we get to keep it? You know, I
didn't know if they like send it home in a
(15:06):
jar with us or something, But.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Would you want it?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What it's like a piece of you? I don't know.
I just thought it was weird they didn't like offer.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know, would you if something from you got I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
If I had to get one of my nuts taken out,
for sure, Yeah I want to in a jar.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Just like a little piece of that's me see right there.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I don't know. It kind of creeps me out, Like
do you ever see pictures of someone that's like had
to get something app amputated sadly, and then like here
they are like just taking a picture with their leg
that was taken off.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is your algorithm show you everything that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Like in a health magazine. When I was little, like
at a doctor's office, isn't it? It left me like traumatized,
like I was a child.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I guess some people I've heard them say, like they
rather take that home with them than have the doctors
do whatever it is that they do, like a body part.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, they just throw it in the trash can. I
think he goes in the green can, right, it's composted.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, you have a red bind.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No, but they have those red bins.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
In the medical medical medical hazardous waste.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, oh you throw in one of those donation bins.
But like you put clothes and ships.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, where does that stuff go?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
By the way, I'm always like should I drop my
stuff off there? But like where does it go? No?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Clue?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
All right, just wrap up the podcast. That's it. Everybody
All right, we're waiting on Jess. We're just going to
start our Wild That's podcast without her. I think she's
in the bathroom again.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh my god, what does she eat?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Lives in the blows up her stomach the way every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's lactose in tolerant. I don't know, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And she eats that yogurt every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It does, and then like she's.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Putting extra creamer. It's mostly just creamer.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, and you could probably time it out.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
She does take that last body yogurt and then it
is about twenty five minutes later that sprinting.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She's in the bath bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
She hates it when we tell people this. Why do
you tell people? That's?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah? I just know that it is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But if it if it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wasn't true, then I think Jess would be here right now, right,
great point, some point.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Let's get this well point party started, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You want to start off with what you have, Graham.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sure, penis filler on the rise as men are turning
to this new size boosting treatment. We had talked in
the past about men getting the testicles injected to somehow.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Like smooth out the wrinkles a little bit smooth them out. Oops,
I just broke something in the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sorry, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ooopsies, everything in here is broken.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Anyways, we talked about that before, that being a procedure.
I don't really understand that one, because like balls are wrinkly, Like,
I just don't think that you could really smooth them
out by people. I guess, I guess that is the thing,
and people are still doing that, But like, is that
something you really worry about? Selenda, You like, I can't
date that guy his nuts or too wrinkly.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, I feel like you don't really see them too.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Often, exactly, You're more focused on something else. Well, that's
something else. Levinski is now getting filler put into it again.
This is just like lip filler or anything else. And
they say that the procedure. Look, it does sound painful
because they can inject up to forty different areas all
along the shaft there.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It will not give you more length.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Guys, if you're listening to this and you're like, oh
my god, I want a longer and it won't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But it can't strictly girth.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It is strictly girth master.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It can increase the girth and depending on the type
of filler can last anywhere from you know, a month
or two to several months.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
There's different kinds of filler that you can be injecting
into your dong. Now what's interesting is this one a
doctor on TikTok he documented his own journey getting the
filler into.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The ven ski, so he did it himself.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
His name is doctor John Pecker, and he's saying, okay,
doctor John Peck, but might as well be Pecker because
he documented his journey injecting himself.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now, look, he said that size was never.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
A big issue for him, So it's not like he's
basically saying, well, I don't need it, but I'm gonna
do this filler just to make sure.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
For medical for research purposes.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well that's what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He wanted to make sure before I recommend this for
other guys, I might as well do it to myself
and then see what it's like. And he said he
really enjoyed the results. He said that, uh, there was
a very noticeable difference, and he was impressed by that
noticeable difference.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He says dong overall just felt heavier. He said, everything
else functions the same, perhaps a slightly better sensation when
being intimate, but he doesn't really know if that's for
sure as not, but he thought his partner could tell
the difference. She seemed to enjoy it, he said, And
he said he's got it overall, kind of boosting confidence.
(03:13):
He said, it's like having something a new toy down there.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And he said, for guys, if you're climbing out of
a cold swimming pool or shower and things, normally, you know,
turtle goes back in its shell, so to speak. He's like,
that won't happen anymore if you've gotten the dick filler.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know, sometimes people get like lip filler and then
their lips just look kind of like hard. Uh huh, yeah,
Like do you think that happens, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
He said it will, like if you're it's smooth.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It makes the wrinkly skin smooth.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But it But this is a to just just joining
us from the bathroom and glad to have you back.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hopef youy watched your hand. I told you guys, she
was going to say that, I'm trying to get the
podcast up for everybody from the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, that's weird. Does his WiFi work in there?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
She brings her laugh up in there because he like,
you spend so much time and yeah, that makes sense. Anyways,
he's saying, like, look, if you're in something and that,
can you know where your bulge can be seen again,
Like you're getting out of swimming pool, you're in swim
trunks or whatever, Like your bulge would be bulging a
little bit more because you've increased.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So it's just like constantly harder.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah it's well, not hard, but it's more filled up
because that's not it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But like I feel like sometimes appears hard filled it up.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Ladies, any thoughts on your man if he came to
you like, look, I'd like to increase the look of
my bulge and I'd like to get the filler down there,
what would you say?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wouldn't want him to.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But why you're a proponent of you know, ladies all
over the get botox and lip fillers and all sorts
of other things. Why can't a guy get a little
doll filler?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
One reason we've heard from women that get ormon, that
get lip filler or any other filler in their face.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That thing migrates.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
So while it's going to start there to begin with,
you don't know where that is going to move to,
so it could start off being big and then what
if it gets all disproportionate?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
The filler is my go like where would he go
in this case in your nuts, which they say is another.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thing to do that too, scrotum filler.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
He even recommends you could get this treatment in combination
with scrotum filler for an all around better look down
below interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And sometimes they don't give you that perfect. Sometimes it's
a little lobsite, and sometimes it's like not looking too perfect,
So you have to.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Go to it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If I'm fine with the way my man is, right,
love him the way he is, and if he insisted
on getting anything anything else done there, it's like are
you like why if I'm fine with it? You know
what I mean? Like yeah, but you could use that
make a difference to him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you could use that same argument to your man
saying don't why would you ever get any cosmetic procedure?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You're perfect the way that you are. I don't think
you need it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But rhyme when it's like like on my face, for example,
it's like, uh yeah, but everyone sees that well, A
lot of.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
People see your bulge when you climb out of uh
a swimming pool is sort of an awkward thing unless
you pop out of a swimming pool with like your
business point in the right direction, and like if the
you guys don't have to under you guys don't have
to realize what guys have to go through and get
out the pool because some swim trunks have like the liner,
you know, yeah, and it's sort of like wearing underwear
(06:09):
in there. Well, you go to get out of the
pool and it's like holding your junk facing upwards, you know.
Then you get out of the pool and it like
looks it's very visible, right, So like before you get
out of the pool, you got to make.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Sure like you're so you want it like tucked not tucked.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
But like it needs to just be dangling normal. But
sometimes the liner will hold the dangle in the wrong
You don't have to think about this when you get
out of a pool. You're maybe self conscious about. Ladies
are self conscious about different thing guys. Like when if
you watch a guy get out of a swimming pool,
he'll pull at the front part because also your swim
trunks stick to your thighs and you'll you'll see guys
(06:44):
get out of the pool and we all do this.
You pull on the front part of the thighs to
get it unstuck, but really you're getting the swimsuit unstuck
frame your wiener, and you're just pretending like you're getting unstucked.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think it's like just making sure our top is
still in the right place. So nothing is like right,
especially the bowl, the little the string bikini.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, the string tie at the on the back, or
even just the cup being on one side.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's what I mean, because when it's a string bikini,
the entire thing can just slide to the other side
of the string cut.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So if your man wanted to hop out of a
swimming pool with a little more confidence and have the
bulge b bullgiar, why wouldn't you support your message?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I guess if you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Really wanted to, I would support anything he wanted to do.
But just know that I don't care. It's not for me.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I couldn't imagine taking forty injection needles forty different points
along the ven ski. That sounds like the most painful
thing of all time. It does no thanks for that reason.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're out. Yeah, what about this? Would you compete in
the twenty twenty six sperm Racing World Cup.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're doing this again.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, didn't they do this last year?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah? Last year was the inaugural first year. Remember you
don't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Us talking about this. I'm pretty sure it's the same things.
I was like, I do think this sounds a little familiar.
So it is a science based competitive sport, and it's
actually going to be, you know, happening here in San Francisco,
Like we can.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Go buy tickets and watch. See.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I remember the last one they were going to have
like an audience, right, Yeah, this is supposed to be
That's what I'm not really sure this I saw in
this article on the Daily Mail and it doesn't say
anything about a live audience being there. But the winner
of this, whoever has like the fastest sperm sample, they
can win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Dude, how do I enter? Let me see here, because
like that's no work on my own part, you know
what I mean? Like your little guys are just like
swim little buddies swim.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, So they have an Instagram. It's just at sperm
Racing and they have all your application details on there.
If anybody does want to enter it, think it'd be
kind of hard to get in now because they've been
getting on thousands of applicants and they're only gonna race
one hundred and twenty eight samples, each representing a different country.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Are they doing it all in one big race or
are there different Is it like a bracket of different
different heat.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think it's one. It's one big race one. Yeah,
and they already have over like one hundred thousand people
that have applied, so I don't think you're gonna be
getting in and your sperm.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
House run what like a couple of miles or something.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, not even a couple of miles. It's actually a
really really short distance. It's four hundred microns.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Are kidding?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's about point oh two inches point two inches because
these things are so so and by the way, to
put that into perspective that they say it's like the
size of one little granule of salt, Like that's how
tiny this point they're raising. But that's also how tiny
the sperms are. They're like, you know, microscope. So it's
(09:38):
a really really tiny racecourse. But they say times can
range from several seconds so over forty minutes, depending on
whether these things get stuck.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, they get off.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Track, they start spinning around to the side, they get
a little confused about where they're supposed to go. A
couple of them probably pop off grab a beer with
their buddies, like, Aha, what are we supposed to be doing?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh shit, we're supposed to be racing.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So once you're actually picked to take part in this race,
they're going to send you a kit where you provide
a sample. Yeah, and then that is going to be
mailed here to San Francisco and they're going to put
it through you know, the lab, a bunch of different
things like incubation, sperm washing. I don't I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, you got to get your It's like, get it
before the Kentucky Derby. You know, they shine the horses up,
you know, they get shiny and good looking.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They're going to put it through a centrifuge.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, spin it around, get out the best ones.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I guess. So the most viable cells are gonna are
going to be the ones that that race.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You ladies will never have to experience the delivering of
the sample. But it is not imagine one of the
more awkward, awkward things.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And I didn't think that you were able to mail
them in.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
When I had to do this for IVF, they were like,
you have a very small You could either do it
there on site, which I never opted to do because
holy hell, that's awkward, and like they legit are likeould
you like some magazines or some material? You could just
go into this room and like the room is like
right next to the reception desk, and everyone knows you're
in there slapping the ham Like it's too it's way
(11:10):
too awkward. So I never selected that option. But the
other option was the home delivery.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And I'm still awkwards. Everybody knows that you just did.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, well they know. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And I talked about this before, maybe on the show
or maybe in a past wild thoughts, because you have
to get the sample there within a certain window of time,
right because of yeah, those those little swimmers will stop swimming,
they'll die, and they don't they give you the little cup,
you know, like you've ladies probably had to fill up
a cup with pea before at a doctor's office. But
they give you the little prison. They give you a
(11:42):
little cup. They don't give you any other vessel to
carry it in. So like I'm supposed to just walk
through the lobby holding this little cup like everyone and
everyone knows what's in it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's gross you put it in.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I put it in a brown paper grocery bag, like
and that's also awkward. Like here I am walking with
my Safeway bag or my Trader Joe's bag through the
lobby of this place, and then I go up to
the receptionist like I need to drop off my sample,
you know, and then they have.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
To reach in the bag and grab the things.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yes, they do, but the whole thing is like it's
so uncomfortable. There should be some sort of travel container
that they give you, I.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Don't know, disguise it, yes, something else.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's the most uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's like it looks like a little lunch box or
like something work like a drink.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Like a little Trader Joe's tote bag or something. You know.
I'm like, what's in there?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? We should get grabbed these mini tote bags.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And then like at least you like have something to
carry it in, because what else was I going to
put it in?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Was it uncomfortable? Like your wife knowings? I remember when
my husband had to do it for when he was
getting a sectomy. Oh detest, and he like he was
so awkward about it, like he didn't even want me
to know that, like he was about to do that,
and that's why he was in the room, and then
he was going to go drop it off, like he
wanted me to know nothing about it because he was
so embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's very the whole thing is very uncomfortable. It's one
of the more uncomfortable things I've ever been through my life.
And I had to do it a few times because
we did so many different rounds by v F Like
it was just like and you think you'd get more
used to it, but you don't. It's embarrassing every time.
And each time I brought it in.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A paper in a paper grocery bag, because like, what
else am I supposed to put it into? I don't
have any other Can you ever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
See walking around anybody's carrying a brown You know it's
in there?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Just what is in there?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Back to the length of the sperm race, because like, look,
you said they're racing like the size of a grain
of rice or something.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Look, I don't have the female an out of me,
But doesn't that little thing have to swim all the
way up a philopian tube to get to the egg.
How long is a pillopian tube? It's longer than a grain.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Of rice, right, And they're saying that could take hours.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Okay, So so because they want the crowd to be
into the crowd didn't have time to watch a race
that lasts that long.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like hours and hours. They want some real.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Because this could last just could be you know, anywhere
from seconds to you know, forty minutes. It'll be under
an hour. And how does the crowd watch there's going
to be I don't know if there's going.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
To be a crowd.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well the past one, there was one was I remember
that you could buy tickets.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, people could watch it. Again, it's I'm just basically magnified.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You didn't have to watch it under a microscope, and
I think they just had like a projectors.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, and they projected it up.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
How do they keep track of who's is who's They
have to DNA test it at the end, Like that's
the other thing I don't get.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
We all look the same swimming across the screen. You're
not like, oh, there's mine.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh maybe they have like separate race tracks. You know,
and they's just why one and separately another one?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh, and then they're just.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Doing that makes sense because you have to put one
of those You have to put one those little runners
bibs on them.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Give them each number. Oh nothing's and you have to
pin it on you tied.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Around their neck.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You have to like get the safety pin in there
and pin it onto the little tyworking with like a
little teens tiny you know, close spin. Yeah, that just
I don't see that working. But this is an interesting,
interesting race. When Kate lost her full of being tube
and surgery because of an ectopic pregnancy, I almost asked,
like do we get to keep it? You know, I
didn't know if they like send it home in a
(15:06):
jar with us or something, But.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Would you want it?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What it's like a piece of you? I don't know.
I just thought it was weird they didn't like offer.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know, would you if something from you got I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
If I had to get one of my nuts taken out,
for sure, Yeah I want to in a jar.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Just like a little piece of that's me see right there.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I don't know. It kind of creeps me out, Like
do you ever see pictures of someone that's like had
to get something app amputated sadly, and then like here
they are like just taking a picture with their leg
that was taken off.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is your algorithm show you everything that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Like in a health magazine. When I was little, like
at a doctor's office, isn't it? It left me like traumatized,
like I was a child.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I guess some people I've heard them say, like they
rather take that home with them than have the doctors
do whatever it is that they do, like a body part.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, they just throw it in the trash can. I
think he goes in the green can, right, it's composted.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, you have a red bind.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No, but they have those red bins.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
In the medical medical medical hazardous waste.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, oh you throw in one of those donation bins.
But like you put clothes and ships.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, where does that stuff go?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
By the way, I'm always like should I drop my
stuff off there? But like where does it go? No?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Clue?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
All right, just wrap up the podcast. That's it. Everybody
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