Pulling on the Reins

On today's episode we talked about the side effect of a tummy talk that isn't widely known and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Wild Thoughts Day. Let me actually tone it down
a notch because it's fucking Tuesday, and I am so
fucking tired and this is the longest week ever. Why
is everything going by so slow?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Maybe because mercury is stolen retrograde?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is that still the thing?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
But it's almost over to even.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Falling down a bunch and mean extra clumsy this periods lean,
I haven't noticed any clumsiness no, which, like we know,
astrology is just a scientific fact. So the fact that
you have not been falling down a bunch like leads
me to believe that maybe, wait what, I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Usually clumsier during mercury and retrograde. Yeah, but maybe this
one doesn't affect my sign as much.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
As you know it's it's not in your moonhouse equipment.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here in the studio it has, yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Because everything in here works flawlessly year round, more but more.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It gets more fucked up during mercury and retro got it.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, that's all the scientific evidence I need. That sounds legit.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Anyways, Welcome to a Wild Thoughts podcast podcast extra stun
right now it's because.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Of Australia there. Welcome to the podcast podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, some fastas all right, listen, I saw the video
on Instagram last week and I've been dying to tell
you guys about it, and I had to wait until
this very podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a woman who got a tummy tuck, right,
and she's like, I'm going to tell you things that
I wish I would have known, but nobody talks about
these things. And she listed three things. I don't remember
two of them that couldn't get past the first one.
I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, So you know when you get.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
A tummy tuck, Okay, they are like cutting off the
excess skin there and they are pulling down, like from
the top, they're pulling down your stomach. Okay, right, get
tight tightening because you have a tummy. You have a
lot of loose skin, either from kids or maybe you
lost a lot of weight, so they're cutting off the
excess skin.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I always thought that it was like pulling it up,
but yeah, because you want the scar down low right
and pull it down, And.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's kind of a bit of both. So like your
stomach part, they're like, you know, you're pulling it down
from the top, then the bottom part you're kind of
pulling it up to make the two ends meet a
little bit right, and then you're stitching.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It right there, and then they're cutting out a whole section.
Yeah and then there. But how does your imagine you
cut too much? I got belly buttons.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I got belly button questions, because wouldn't that put your
belly button down there by your nuts?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
They I mean a lot of times they make an
new belly button for you.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, that makes sense because I've seen some reality some
uh like Tamra Judge on Real Housewives of Orange County.
It's like I don't know what her belly button is
or if she even has one at all anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, Like it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
We'll create and honestly, okay, we got to come back
to the belly button talking. Okay, sorry, okay, okay. So yeah,
so they're pulling the upper part down and pulling the
lower part up right, and so the woman in this video,
she's like, this is something that I wish somebody would
have told me. And maybe everyone has different experiences, but
she says, on her particularly, they pulled up the bottom

(02:52):
so much. She was like, I peece straightforward. She's like,
I could pee a fucking urinal if I wanted to.
It is no longer going down, it is coming.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh yanked up or junk. Yes, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
They're pulling the entire bottom like they're stretching it up.
And she's like, I could use a fucking urinal if
I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
WHOA imagine that you sit down on the bathroom for
the first time and it blasts the door in your.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Bathroom toilet that and I looked more online because that's
a real thing, and like it happens.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
So now you have to when you go to the bathroom,
you have to lay face first down on the Do
you like, lean all by over try to get it? Yeah,
you don't sit down backwards on the toilet. You gotta
go like you're getting on a horse and lean like
way forward. Yeah, you're facing the tank. That weird.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I had never thought of that me either.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
So, like anyone listening to this, if you if this
has happened to you, ever you had a tummy tuck,
and maybe you didn't, that didn't happen to you. But
I'm like dying to know other people's experiences.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't think it'd be pulled up.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
That maybe they're really pulling on the reins there and
then you're yanking back and yeah, just yanking your whole vagina, right, so.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then it's gonna make like your camel tool like even Yeah,
because that's.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Where I thought you were going with this, was that
you were going to say that suddenly everyone was growing
pubes on their stomach because like they're pulling that up,
so like your pube, your pubes are now like right
at your belly button, right if they're pulling.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
It up a little bit. I wonder if that happened, Yeah,
your pubes have been relocated.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
And then what I was.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Also thinking was if they're pulling the top part of
like your torso skin down, then wouldn't that also affect
the skin on your like boobs.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, isn't that happened the same way?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or maybe it's not pulling the baby but.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like yeah, but it's still yanking the skin like I'm
pulling on it now and it's pulling my boob skin down.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
But that's that's.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Different skin that's not really like attached to if.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
You all connected, the boob skin's connected to the stomach skins,
the stomach skins connected to the.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Pube skin connected.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
To the moose knuckle skin skins connected to the thigh skin.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's all connected.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's all connected. But like like like me, I would
love to have a tummy tuck and my man is like,
absolutely not because your belly button's gonna look horrendous. And
so I'm like, fine, this is how I'll live whatever, Okay,
But like I can pull on my I've had three kids,
I have excess skin. I can pull on it now.
It's not pulling my boobs. There's so much skin there
that I can pull it down and my boobs are

(05:20):
not getting pulled.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I mean I'm tugging on my stomach right now and
it's moving.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Because your skin is all tightened a little different, right,
I guess I can.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
See what you mean. What about LiPo? Would you do?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's what?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Why? Thank you?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Just No?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's actually really fucked up. Is that it allowed in
the workplace? No, if I feel harassed, That's.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Not what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I'm saying, what's the difference between the when they just
do LiPo, then do they leave you with the extra
skin or do they also cut it?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
LiPo is not getting rid of the skin?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, I think they just leave it.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So then lipel they're just taking the fat out and
then you with the skin like that. Yes, okay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Know the things we do to our bodies.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Not with lipol.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
They took out the fat and then they kind of
like more of a like more of a side like
they stretch it to the and then cut I thought,
the LiPo and still cut your skin off.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm sure they could do. But I'm sure people do
both at the same time.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think a lot of I mean, everybody is different
and their skin is different. Like if I were to
get LiPo in different areas, the elasticity of my skin
is fine that it'll like snap back, but like after
having kids, you're literally just like suck with loose skin. Yeah,
you know, so it's a little different.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
You have to get that chopped off because I feel
like if you do LiPo, your belly button wouldn't be as.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Affected, but you have helosagy skin.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Right, But yeah, the belly button skin would be there'd
be other skin sagging over the belly button skin. And
we know the belly button skin is connected to the
pube skin. The pube skin is connected to the skin.
Oh yeah, and so on you skip right over the junk,
you guys, right over it.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, so do they get pubes on their stomach?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I think so, probably higher up right.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't think it goes that high though. I think
most most most scars of the incision is a little lower.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, they're down there at the yeah, the bikini line,
so they call it, I think, I guess, yeah, probably
right down there.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
So maybe your happy trail is not a pube trail.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's just a regular happy trail.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I would not want that.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, what are you supposed to do with the happy trail?
If you're a lady? Do you wax it? Shave it?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Maybe laser?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, not everybody does laser though?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Got it? Interesting? Interesting, but stupid? Can I bring something
up into this? Into this?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I almost said meeting in the ladies room, but this
was the Wild Thoughts podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, new drop alert you guys.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Boo move over Trader Joe's tope bags and Stanley cups
and booboos and whatever that.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
What's the new squishy thing that people are loving?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You know?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, those things? Move overall that.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Geeky Sex Toys is launching their line of poke Moan toys.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Whoa like pikachuw but moaning.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yes, they are launching a Pokemon inspired. They actually did
this ten years ago and it sold out, so they're
bringing it back. These are Pokemon inspired sex toys pokey
moans if you will, and uh, they're actually not cheap
if you want the ones that come with the tradeable
poke Moan card. They're doing some limit edition trading cards

(08:38):
that come with them. But here's the different toy options
you can get. You guys, tell me which one of
these things you would like most. Because they're all named
after various poke Con characters, but these are pokemons.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They have the.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Bowlby Pulse No because you know Bulbosaurus orbs I think
Bulbosaur is the name of the pokemon. They have the
Charmie Buzz Charmander of course, Charlie Buzz. They have the
squirty Blast, you know squirt Ale Squirre's nickname. Yeah, that's right,

(09:10):
we should bring that back. Squirty Blast right now is
the leader in the clubhouse. That's gotta be the one
you want the most, the Squirty Blast. And then they
have the Peaky Plug. That's the Pikachu plug. Oh, that
one comes in a variety of different sizes.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Just to let you know, why why does Pika you
have to be the plug they didn't have, like a
brown pokemon.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
That looks like the cutest, like the little peaky plug
that sounds nice. One hundred and sixty nine dollars each,
and they can go up to all the way to
three hundred and ninety nine if you want the limited
Dutch Pokey Moan trading card and some other items to
go with it.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
All right, Jesse, you have to pick one.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Ah, what was the bowlby Pulse, the Charmie Buzz, squirty
Blast or the peaky plug.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I guess I'll go with the first one.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I call the charming Buzz, I call the squirty Blast.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'll go with the bowlby whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Alright, we'll order. We'll order you guys up.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Put it on the company card because I yeah, okay, good, yeah,
not spending my own money on that.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Do we have a company card?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, we don't have. Our boss does perfect?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Maybe throw an extra one in there for our boss.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, he'll take one. He'll take a squirty blouse.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Or the peak, the peaky the pinky.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, the peaky plug, extra large, the extra large peaky plug.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, we're getting fired, yep.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
But just in case you want to know, those actually
drop today people July twenty first geeky sex toys if
you want to if you want a pokey.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Pokey mon have to sign off on this.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, you would think they would have some sort of
say here.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
But I maybe maybe lawsuit, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, maybe that, or Pokemon's involved. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh, that'd bet a older audience.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, trying to expand their brand. I guess.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
We have a talk back yep.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Happy wild Thoughts day. It's without the haircut. Just then,
you know that Jigsaw without the haircut will be back
next week. It's on a little summer break and Graham,
you'll be the first victim. But I'd like to start
this off with a would you rather? Graham? Would you
rather have a micro peen or be five foot one?
And I googled micropeen that's about one to two inches soft,

(11:15):
And ladies, would you rather have your men be five
foot one or have a micro peen? Have a great day?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's an easy one for me?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, me too?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Really, yeah, well what about you?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I think, Oh, Graham has the face in his hands.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't know that stressed. Such an easy one. No
offense to any guys that are five foot one that
are listening, but I don't want.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
And by the way, the micro peen what he said,
one to two inches. I mean that's big compared to
the micro monster micros that we've talked about on this show.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I think we're talking about supposed to be talking about
a real micro that's a light switch.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
And Graham, right now, you are at what height six
two and three quarters?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You w'd be losing like quite a bit of.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, more than a foot in height.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay. Would you rather lose height or length?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Jeez?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think I'll lose length because I can.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Is that important to you?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Five on?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You would walk around here with a micro.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Five to one? What are my career opportunities? I'd be
a horse jockey, that's it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh my god, you're that shallow.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Sure people give them to radio, they can. I don't
think so.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Me and Jess were thriving.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Not as a man. I'd sound all high pitch.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hey me, Graham, holy five, Wow, you are so shallow.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I'm cute.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Call us shallow?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I know, well, both of them are. Both of them
are a matter of you know, like ego and like
a thing.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I think I just I'll maintain my I'll stay being
six two and three quarters and I'll have the micro
peene and I'll get the surgery.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, I'm picking height because.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Like you can get the you can get a height surgery,
but like you're five to one, they get you a
five to five.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
If I'm six two and three quarters and I got
a micropeen, they'd probably get me to a three incher.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
With the confidence that the height would give you, like
would be completely destroyed once.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, when nobody wants to be with you, but at
least I could still dunk a basketball.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
What is that going to do?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Like?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
What about your wife? Really? Yeah, I would pick the
short guy.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, so you would have your man.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Let's just say, because you guys are each five to
one right now, right, how tall are you?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Five feet?

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Whatever, So let's just say your man has to now
be shorter than you.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's not what he said. He said five to one. Yeah, okay,
but let's just make it still an inch taller.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Let's just make it that he's now an inch shorter
than you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
But that's not what he said. I may equal height
equal height.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Fine, you can answer his question and say you would
take your man being five to one. Okay, over the micropeene. Yeah,
now let's change it. He's going one inch shorter than you. Selena,
you are five feet tall, yep, okay, so your man
would be four to eleven.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think I'm still choosing the height.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Got it, Jess, how tall are you? Five to two?
Your man is now five to one? And that's It's
the exact same thing the scenario in the thing. Yeah,
one regular dog.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Imagine how much bigger the dog will look.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean, you look lostress on you.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Short, because it would just be one one and shorter.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Right, but when you're in heels, you're going to be
four inches taller than Yeah, but you.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Know in heels are like they're having a moment.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Uh, not for long.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
I were sneakers a lot of the time now, so
I think I'll work that out.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, I'm just thinking like just longevity here, no pun intended.
It's like, think about future you what would future you want?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
You know? How long?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Like you want a nice healthy relationship in all areas
it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, I wonder what your guys would say.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think they'd say the same thing.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, I think they would like to shrink.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I think the size of a man's junk sometimes messes
with their ego more than height does.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
But I think if they.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You have small junk syndrome, which is what I will
now have, I mean I'll get a big lifted truck, obviously,
and I'd be more motivated to be successful in life.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Or you fall into a deep depression because it's not
just small junk, it's micro, it's not almost non existent.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
And then you won't you won't let any ladies.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
The guy that we talk about here on you know,
on the podcast, every once in a while, he's as
smaller than his pinky now.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
But that's micro of the micro.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
As, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
But that's that's without the haircut.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
How surgery? How big do you expect the thing to get?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Not very big?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I go without the haircut, said, I'm one to two
inches soft. So I'm taking that. You guys can't change
the scenario, and I'll take that and I'll stay six
two and three quarters.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, But okay.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Also, you don't know if you qualify for the lengthening surgery.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, you don't. I don't qualify checked. Yeah, they ran
your labs and white blood cells or something. Why didn't
You didn't qualify.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Sorry it was too big.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, plus insurance won't cover it, right.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, let's pay. That's when you pay out a pocket.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, well you don't have you don't have money. You
just got fired because you're too short.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That part's true.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, okay, that's an interesting little.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Little thought experiment. Old uh, Chigsaw without the haircrr.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And who's the shallow one? Now? Yeah, we love our
short kings. There we go.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I just couldn't imagine losing more than a foot in height.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
That would be But you can imagine losing basically.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Your whole thing, Well, that would be devastating. They'd both
be devastating. Yeah, equal amounts of devastating.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm actually shocked by.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Your response, but okay, I'm not attracts. Thanks, all right,
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