June 16, 2026 • 14 mins
On today's episode we continue our talk about toilet seat covers and answer some questions that we got on the talkbacks.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Tuesday, and that means another wild thoughts here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What's up? Bro?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up? Somebody?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Can I bring up something really quick that I think
we talked about? Was it last week?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It was this week? No, it was last week. Why
are we talking about the toilet seat covers last week? Yeah,
it was last week and you were talking about how
gram it's not too often you use a toilet seat cover,
because I mean, hello, you stand up to pee.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I stand up to the time, and I'm not a public.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Pooper, right, but in the instances you have had to
use one, you will take the time to like untab it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Did you not think that, like the force of your
shit would just rip right through that?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I do.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I look in one of our listeners, Cat She left
the talkback saying that you ladies can just pee on
it because the pe will just you know, it'll detach
from the p and yeah, the force of the ship,
of course, But what if it didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What if the.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sometimes those tabs are kind of hard to tear, and
what if that ship hits on there.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the world's in its paper. What do you mean
it's hard to tear?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What if the ship just caught on there and then
it's just and then it's just leaning against my butt cheek.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Stranger things have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then you don't think that your ship weighs enough
to rip a piece of tissue paper.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What if it's us? What if it's us splattering? Because
I assume if I'm going number two in public? What
if it's a number three situation and the spray is
just bouncing off that thing all over my butt cheeks?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Like, do you know what I mean? Why not not
take a chance to use one?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Graham? It just rips. I mean, if it doesn't rip
when I'm taking out of the out of the dispenser,
which it normally does, it does when you start going
on it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, Well, the Internet even confirmed to me when I said,
now to protect use a seat cover.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It said about it on the air that psychopath behavior
would detached to three tabs. Nobody does that.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well that's what the that's what I do, and that's
what the Internet said.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you Sam trust me? I guess I don't know,
like personally, but I feel like you shit hard enough.
You look like someone that ships hard enough that.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Would it would just rip those right off I'm not
gonna take that chance.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just try it. Try it the next time.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When is the next time.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I couldn't tell you the last time that I took
a ship in a public toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You never know, you might get chugg will one of
these days and you check something real.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Bad and fight the entire car ride home.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, I'll fight it in the entire car ride home
and just race home, just in a full sweat, just
to get to my home toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I do that too, but just in case, Okay, just
in case I feel like the force of your shit
can rip the toilet sea cover.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I agree, But just there's that off chance that it
just catches there and then I'm just sitting on a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Diaper, you know what I mean. And I'm just sitting
on the turn Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
If that were to happen, though, couldn't you just like
lift your butt cheeks a little bit?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And but by then the damage is done?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
This thing is drawn on my butt cheeks like a
brown marker, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I want a clear drop zone. I want to full
drop zone.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
No, it wouldn't be that close to your buttet.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
What it if the seat covers right here, you're but
your bee hole is sitting right on top of the paper.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm telling you there's no way it's going to stay intact.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm just saying, what is it's not? I want a clear.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Drop zone with a well marked target zone where I
know I feel like you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Think you kind of want it to still be intact
when you go. I feel like that'll help prevent so
much splash back from the toilet water because like a
little landing pad, then the flap las.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Flap lays down nicely on the water detached, the flap
lays down right there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't think that, but there's still water on top
of it, and that can splash up to your asshole.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but it floats on the top.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Because I feel like the point of if not, then
why would they even have that thing to begin with.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's to pull it down when you flush. That's what
the flap is for.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
That pulls the seat cover off the seat when you flush.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's what it's for you.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
How did you guys not know that part of it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
And and because it just falls in there once you're dumping.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But I don't pee sitting down. That's the other issue.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm telling you shit on the.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Tab, okay, But here's the other thing I do, peece
sitting down if I'm going number two? Hens why I
need the thing detached because otherwise what am I gonna
slap my dog to try to break through the paper?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like do you know what I mean? Your dog's got
to go down?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And so you do, pete sitting down while going.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If you're going number two.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Simultaneously or like one and then the other.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Piece first and then turd second, can you control that
the order of things?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah you could, But why like if I'm gonna
that's just the natural order of things.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And both happen at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Not I think it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Would sting it really it probably you probably could do it,
but that'd be weird.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's a one of the other situations.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Wait, so how far back do men have to sit
on the toilet? Because it kind of seems like you
can't be that far to the front because then your
thing is just gonna like.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, you have to have a hand and guiding it
the whole time, but otherwise it'll flap forward and hit
the hit the edge of the toilet and that's disgusting.
That would ruin your day. Hence why the flap needs
to be down at that moment.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wow, I don't know, because your dog's got to go
straight down.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You got to point it down so that you can
peep into the water.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And you can't do that with with the tab still
fit intact in your peep will un tab it again?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's not a gamble.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm willing to like bet on like, no, it's impeding
the direct path of the pea.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I see what you did there, impeding?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, thank you, I guess anyways, those are just thoughts
I had about the toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I don't know that that's gotten any more clarity, but
I do like the idea of those seat covers that
great and like you're talking about that automatically dispense onto
the seat.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Part of me does wonder, like because you like wave
your hand for it to like change out, for you
just kind of wraps around. How do you know it's
actually being changed out? What if it's like the same piece.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Why, Well, that's a good question because you wouldn't really know.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You would see it looks new.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But even after I get up, it's not like like
it looks exactly how it did. It's not like there's
fucking stains on.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
It, right, Like what if it malfunctions and then it
is just the same.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's gross. But Grayton wouldn't do that to us. They
were never They would never do that.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Their bathrooms are so clean.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Nice. I love it. I know all right, grum, did
you want to talk about anything, Well, I'd like to
go to the top facts.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good morning JV show. It's Tiffany from Clayton. Uh, this
message will not be air worthy. But Graham, I wanted
to tell you that I was listening to the podcast
on Wild Dots and I am the one who said,
don't say penis anymore. Say anything else, say dick or
cock or even wiener. Just don't say penis. Okay, have
(06:59):
a good day, Bye bye sick cock.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, I don't say don't say cock.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't like that, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That one's so gross. Well, I don't even like wiener.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Wiener is better.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't seems more PG to me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm glad she brought that up because I saw an
article eighty percent of British men have given their cock name.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
I don't say that.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
In the article it says penis. But she just said
I can't say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I said, I said, you can't say cocky.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Eighty percent of British Men have given their wiener a nickname.
First off, ladies, before we go through what the most
popular nicknames for it are. How do you feel about
a guy that has a nickname for his junk?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Do you guys have a nickname for their drunk?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, So how would you feel if a guy was like,
get over here and meet.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Those I would think that's very story. I would think
that's very stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, or whatever it is, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, Well, just to me, it just seems like that
person who would do that is very full of themselves.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, Well what about the opposite, Graham if what if
you met a lady and she was like, come here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
To my ramshell.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Does?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, that would have bug me a little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
All right. Well, eighty percent of British men do have
a nickname for their wiener, and here are the ones
that top the list. John Thomas is the most common
nickname for wiener. Apparently it is a slang term for
penis in the UK. John Thomas, that.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Is so stupid.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Imagine that's your name.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I kind of like that. This next one's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Mopey Dick, little mop Why would you name your own
dick that well? Because it's always hanging down there. It's
just all sad most of the time. Uh, sir cumference.
This is one of the most popular nicknames.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Again, if I met a guy and he was actually
calling his stuff this, I'd be like, how old are you? Like?
Grow up?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I thought that was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Widge mcwidge face is another one that made the list
of popular nicknames. The British men have given their junk
and then they said a lot of them go like
very military, the General, the captain, the Boss, the Prince
and the champ.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We're all there on the list, as well as the Rocket.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
The wand Rodzilla, big Ben, which I thought would be
higher up the list, given Big Ben the big you
know clock at Sarah London, Like, I thought that'd be
higher up the list for you came in. Little Man
also made the last you talked about little Man?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, what are you gonna think about? Rodzilla?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't like any of these if I'm being honest.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh okay, Well, eighty percent of British men have a
nickname for their junk and there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They should be surveying the women. How do you feel
about this? Because I bet like that's dumb.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, at least we have some other options because Tiffany
and Clayton doesn't like it when I say penis so
now and we have some other things we can say,
and you don't like it when you say cock and
so now we have some other words for wiener green ski.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Okay, I'll forget most of these, but I think so too.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We have another talk back. Should we play it here?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Sure, Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I believe last week when Grandma card about he was
when he started slapping the hand for the first time?
Are you really when you first tried it?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And for the garls on the show for.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Witman, I should say, how old were you guys when
you first started doing a down.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a great question.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And I didn't understand half of what he was saying.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So he said that maybe in the last wild thoughts,
I said, I was about seven when I started slapping
the ham and uh, then he'd also like to know
when you ladies, what age you guys started playing the
downstairs DJ.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I was telling the truth. I was about seven.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What do you mean, There's no way.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm just living my truth. I don't know that I
was slapping the handful on, but I was like dating
my pillow for sure.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
What like making out with your pillow and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We took it, we part, We took it way past third,
second and third base.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And you don't have to answer this because I mean
I was gonna ask you about well, because you have
a son who is older than that now, so do
you like talk to about those things?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, because I don't think it's on his radar yet.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think I maybe I'm sure your parents didn't know
it was on your radar because you think that's so young.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's a good point. I was just early to the
ham slap and party.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't know, like, were there any signs like that
your parents would have like caught on to what you
were doing.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I mean, yeah, they walked into my room and saw
me date my pillow then, for sure. JAV and JV
and I always just talk about that. I know you
used to date the crack and his mattress.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Wait, but is that even something that you're going to
talk to your kids about?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You have to write as a dad, you have kids
jerking it all over the house. It's like a thing
that you probably have to talk about. My dad never
talked with me about it though, we.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Never so you're not going to talk to your son.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I think I would think I would have to if
like there's just like what do you even rock cards
socks that are just scarred it all around the house?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Like throw them into the wash and they're like clink
clink you okay, So enough about me answer the question.
Robert Gilroy wants to know when you started playing the
Downstairs DJ.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
How I didn't We didn't in Gilroy, you're sick.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
He leaves a lot of sick questions, but we have
material for the well thoughts, so thank you for the content.
What do you mean you didn't You've never know Downstairs
DJ before.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
That's not a thing round, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think that's just I think is like the only
person like I wish you were here to defend herself,
but since she's not, she does it all the time.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's like I'm glad that she is here to represent
others for.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That community of women that do I feel like all
women should write like shouldn't you know your way around
the DJ side? I mean they also say that it's
like healthy and stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Okay, so we took anatomy in high school. We know
I pretty much know where things are label.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, the reasons and guys slap the hams not because
we won't learn about our anatomy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's because, like it's awesome, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Like, wouldn't you want to play the downstairs DJ just
for the sheer awesomeness of the DJ set that you
could perform?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Guys are It's not a being sick thing. It's also
just that, like I feel like some people have never
really like had to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I guess it's like understand most guys having to date
their mattresses and pillows. But it's like, I think it's
a lot easier when you're a woman to just like
get some whenever you want.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
True, But like, not every guy knows how to handle
that apparatus. You got there as good as maybe you do,
Like you know your way around that better than some
guys do, So I'd imagine there'd be plenty of disappointing
experiences with guys where you're like, damn, I should have
just played the downstairs DJ instead.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I think you just kind of like m moving on.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You are weird.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Well, Robert is sick.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's the sick one for asking, hey, mind your business.
How dare you ask a lady that?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, ladies over here now that he mentions that I
might have been six and a half, ew, it was
probably seven seven and a half, and that was only
because I was also dating my second day teacher, missus Johnson.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
One last question, Yeah, is that like normal age for
for U? For boys? No clue, Like you've never asked
You don't like talked about like talked about this with
your friends. No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's all something we sit around.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay about all right, that's it. Anyone want to say
bye bye?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Everybody,
It's Tuesday, and that means another wild thoughts here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What's up? Bro?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up? Somebody?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Can I bring up something really quick that I think
we talked about? Was it last week?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It was this week? No, it was last week. Why
are we talking about the toilet seat covers last week? Yeah,
it was last week and you were talking about how
gram it's not too often you use a toilet seat cover,
because I mean, hello, you stand up to pee.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I stand up to the time, and I'm not a public.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Pooper, right, but in the instances you have had to
use one, you will take the time to like untab it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Did you not think that, like the force of your
shit would just rip right through that?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I do.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I look in one of our listeners, Cat She left
the talkback saying that you ladies can just pee on
it because the pe will just you know, it'll detach
from the p and yeah, the force of the ship,
of course, But what if it didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What if the.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sometimes those tabs are kind of hard to tear, and
what if that ship hits on there.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the world's in its paper. What do you mean
it's hard to tear?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What if the ship just caught on there and then
it's just and then it's just leaning against my butt cheek.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Stranger things have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then you don't think that your ship weighs enough
to rip a piece of tissue paper.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What if it's us? What if it's us splattering? Because
I assume if I'm going number two in public? What
if it's a number three situation and the spray is
just bouncing off that thing all over my butt cheeks?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Like, do you know what I mean? Why not not
take a chance to use one?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Graham? It just rips. I mean, if it doesn't rip
when I'm taking out of the out of the dispenser,
which it normally does, it does when you start going
on it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, Well, the Internet even confirmed to me when I said,
now to protect use a seat cover.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It said about it on the air that psychopath behavior
would detached to three tabs. Nobody does that.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well that's what the that's what I do, and that's
what the Internet said.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you Sam trust me? I guess I don't know,
like personally, but I feel like you shit hard enough.
You look like someone that ships hard enough that.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Would it would just rip those right off I'm not
gonna take that chance.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just try it. Try it the next time.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When is the next time.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I couldn't tell you the last time that I took
a ship in a public toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You never know, you might get chugg will one of
these days and you check something real.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Bad and fight the entire car ride home.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, I'll fight it in the entire car ride home
and just race home, just in a full sweat, just
to get to my home toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I do that too, but just in case, Okay, just
in case I feel like the force of your shit
can rip the toilet sea cover.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I agree, But just there's that off chance that it
just catches there and then I'm just sitting on a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Diaper, you know what I mean. And I'm just sitting
on the turn Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
If that were to happen, though, couldn't you just like
lift your butt cheeks a little bit?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And but by then the damage is done?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
This thing is drawn on my butt cheeks like a
brown marker, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I want a clear drop zone. I want to full
drop zone.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
No, it wouldn't be that close to your buttet.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
What it if the seat covers right here, you're but
your bee hole is sitting right on top of the paper.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm telling you there's no way it's going to stay intact.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm just saying, what is it's not? I want a clear.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Drop zone with a well marked target zone where I
know I feel like you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Think you kind of want it to still be intact
when you go. I feel like that'll help prevent so
much splash back from the toilet water because like a
little landing pad, then the flap las.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Flap lays down nicely on the water detached, the flap
lays down right there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't think that, but there's still water on top
of it, and that can splash up to your asshole.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but it floats on the top.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Because I feel like the point of if not, then
why would they even have that thing to begin with.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's to pull it down when you flush. That's what
the flap is for.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
That pulls the seat cover off the seat when you flush.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's what it's for you.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
How did you guys not know that part of it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
And and because it just falls in there once you're dumping.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But I don't pee sitting down. That's the other issue.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm telling you shit on the.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Tab, okay, But here's the other thing I do, peece
sitting down if I'm going number two? Hens why I
need the thing detached because otherwise what am I gonna
slap my dog to try to break through the paper?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like do you know what I mean? Your dog's got
to go down?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And so you do, pete sitting down while going.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If you're going number two.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Simultaneously or like one and then the other.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Piece first and then turd second, can you control that
the order of things?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah you could, But why like if I'm gonna
that's just the natural order of things.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And both happen at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Not I think it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Would sting it really it probably you probably could do it,
but that'd be weird.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's a one of the other situations.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Wait, so how far back do men have to sit
on the toilet? Because it kind of seems like you
can't be that far to the front because then your
thing is just gonna like.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, you have to have a hand and guiding it
the whole time, but otherwise it'll flap forward and hit
the hit the edge of the toilet and that's disgusting.
That would ruin your day. Hence why the flap needs
to be down at that moment.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wow, I don't know, because your dog's got to go
straight down.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You got to point it down so that you can
peep into the water.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And you can't do that with with the tab still
fit intact in your peep will un tab it again?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's not a gamble.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm willing to like bet on like, no, it's impeding
the direct path of the pea.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I see what you did there, impeding?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, thank you, I guess anyways, those are just thoughts
I had about the toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I don't know that that's gotten any more clarity, but
I do like the idea of those seat covers that
great and like you're talking about that automatically dispense onto
the seat.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Part of me does wonder, like because you like wave
your hand for it to like change out, for you
just kind of wraps around. How do you know it's
actually being changed out? What if it's like the same piece.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Why, Well, that's a good question because you wouldn't really know.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You would see it looks new.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But even after I get up, it's not like like
it looks exactly how it did. It's not like there's
fucking stains on.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
It, right, Like what if it malfunctions and then it
is just the same.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's gross. But Grayton wouldn't do that to us. They
were never They would never do that.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Their bathrooms are so clean.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Nice. I love it. I know all right, grum, did
you want to talk about anything, Well, I'd like to
go to the top facts.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good morning JV show. It's Tiffany from Clayton. Uh, this
message will not be air worthy. But Graham, I wanted
to tell you that I was listening to the podcast
on Wild Dots and I am the one who said,
don't say penis anymore. Say anything else, say dick or
cock or even wiener. Just don't say penis. Okay, have
(06:59):
a good day, Bye bye sick cock.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, I don't say don't say cock.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't like that, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That one's so gross. Well, I don't even like wiener.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Wiener is better.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't seems more PG to me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm glad she brought that up because I saw an
article eighty percent of British men have given their cock name.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
I don't say that.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
In the article it says penis. But she just said
I can't say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I said, I said, you can't say cocky.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Eighty percent of British Men have given their wiener a nickname.
First off, ladies, before we go through what the most
popular nicknames for it are. How do you feel about
a guy that has a nickname for his junk?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Do you guys have a nickname for their drunk?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, So how would you feel if a guy was like,
get over here and meet.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Those I would think that's very story. I would think
that's very stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, or whatever it is, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, Well, just to me, it just seems like that
person who would do that is very full of themselves.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, Well what about the opposite, Graham if what if
you met a lady and she was like, come here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
To my ramshell.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Does?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, that would have bug me a little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
All right. Well, eighty percent of British men do have
a nickname for their wiener, and here are the ones
that top the list. John Thomas is the most common
nickname for wiener. Apparently it is a slang term for
penis in the UK. John Thomas, that.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Is so stupid.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Imagine that's your name.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I kind of like that. This next one's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Mopey Dick, little mop Why would you name your own
dick that well? Because it's always hanging down there. It's
just all sad most of the time. Uh, sir cumference.
This is one of the most popular nicknames.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Again, if I met a guy and he was actually
calling his stuff this, I'd be like, how old are you? Like?
Grow up?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I thought that was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Widge mcwidge face is another one that made the list
of popular nicknames. The British men have given their junk
and then they said a lot of them go like
very military, the General, the captain, the Boss, the Prince
and the champ.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We're all there on the list, as well as the Rocket.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
The wand Rodzilla, big Ben, which I thought would be
higher up the list, given Big Ben the big you
know clock at Sarah London, Like, I thought that'd be
higher up the list for you came in. Little Man
also made the last you talked about little Man?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, what are you gonna think about? Rodzilla?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't like any of these if I'm being honest.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh okay, Well, eighty percent of British men have a
nickname for their junk and there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They should be surveying the women. How do you feel
about this? Because I bet like that's dumb.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, at least we have some other options because Tiffany
and Clayton doesn't like it when I say penis so
now and we have some other things we can say,
and you don't like it when you say cock and
so now we have some other words for wiener green ski.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Okay, I'll forget most of these, but I think so too.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We have another talk back. Should we play it here?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Sure, Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I believe last week when Grandma card about he was
when he started slapping the hand for the first time?
Are you really when you first tried it?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And for the garls on the show for.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Witman, I should say, how old were you guys when
you first started doing a down.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a great question.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And I didn't understand half of what he was saying.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So he said that maybe in the last wild thoughts,
I said, I was about seven when I started slapping
the ham and uh, then he'd also like to know
when you ladies, what age you guys started playing the
downstairs DJ.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I was telling the truth. I was about seven.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What do you mean, There's no way.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm just living my truth. I don't know that I
was slapping the handful on, but I was like dating
my pillow for sure.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
What like making out with your pillow and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We took it, we part, We took it way past third,
second and third base.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And you don't have to answer this because I mean
I was gonna ask you about well, because you have
a son who is older than that now, so do
you like talk to about those things?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, because I don't think it's on his radar yet.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think I maybe I'm sure your parents didn't know
it was on your radar because you think that's so young.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's a good point. I was just early to the
ham slap and party.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't know, like, were there any signs like that
your parents would have like caught on to what you
were doing.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I mean, yeah, they walked into my room and saw
me date my pillow then, for sure. JAV and JV
and I always just talk about that. I know you
used to date the crack and his mattress.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Wait, but is that even something that you're going to
talk to your kids about?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You have to write as a dad, you have kids
jerking it all over the house. It's like a thing
that you probably have to talk about. My dad never
talked with me about it though, we.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Never so you're not going to talk to your son.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I think I would think I would have to if
like there's just like what do you even rock cards
socks that are just scarred it all around the house?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Like throw them into the wash and they're like clink
clink you okay, So enough about me answer the question.
Robert Gilroy wants to know when you started playing the
Downstairs DJ.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
How I didn't We didn't in Gilroy, you're sick.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
He leaves a lot of sick questions, but we have
material for the well thoughts, so thank you for the content.
What do you mean you didn't You've never know Downstairs
DJ before.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
That's not a thing round, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think that's just I think is like the only
person like I wish you were here to defend herself,
but since she's not, she does it all the time.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's like I'm glad that she is here to represent
others for.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That community of women that do I feel like all
women should write like shouldn't you know your way around
the DJ side? I mean they also say that it's
like healthy and stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Okay, so we took anatomy in high school. We know
I pretty much know where things are label.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, the reasons and guys slap the hams not because
we won't learn about our anatomy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's because, like it's awesome, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Like, wouldn't you want to play the downstairs DJ just
for the sheer awesomeness of the DJ set that you
could perform?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Guys are It's not a being sick thing. It's also
just that, like I feel like some people have never
really like had to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I guess it's like understand most guys having to date
their mattresses and pillows. But it's like, I think it's
a lot easier when you're a woman to just like
get some whenever you want.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
True, But like, not every guy knows how to handle
that apparatus. You got there as good as maybe you do,
Like you know your way around that better than some
guys do, So I'd imagine there'd be plenty of disappointing
experiences with guys where you're like, damn, I should have
just played the downstairs DJ instead.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I think you just kind of like m moving on.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You are weird.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Well, Robert is sick.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's the sick one for asking, hey, mind your business.
How dare you ask a lady that?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, ladies over here now that he mentions that I
might have been six and a half, ew, it was
probably seven seven and a half, and that was only
because I was also dating my second day teacher, missus Johnson.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
One last question, Yeah, is that like normal age for
for U? For boys? No clue, Like you've never asked
You don't like talked about like talked about this with
your friends. No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's all something we sit around.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay about all right, that's it. Anyone want to say
bye bye?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Everybody,
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