September 1, 2026 • 15 mins
On today's episode we talk about the woman that hid thousands of dollars in an unusual place and a few other random things.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, September 1st edition of Wild Thoughts. How the
hell is it September 1st?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Fall is officially here. Get your pumpkin spice lattes, your scarves,
your mittens, your— My vest.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Is on today.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Where's yours?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I almost— I had two outfit options laid out that I
almost wore today. One was, like, an all-brown outfit with
the vest. And the other one was, like, I was
going to wear jeans, and, like, I had, like, a
plaid thing on. Okay, very fall vibes. Very fall vibes.
Then I woke up and I was like, I don't
want to fucking wear either of those. So I threw
on a black hoodie.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And some sweats.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Wow, that's shocking.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Because one of the outfits required jeans.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm like, I just, I'm not in the fucking mood.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm surprised you even laid out your clothes. I feel
like that's not something you do.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
No, this is a new thing. I do it every night.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You and my nine-year-old son, the two hardest people to
get into a pair of jeans. It's like, he'll fight
me until he's in tears.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I just wasn't feeling it. But fall vibes are here.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, so fall vibes Friday is going to be
a thing. We're all going to wear our fall vibes here.
Fall vibes on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Flannels.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Flannel, that's the word I was looking for, not like plaid. Yeah,
I'm even wearing my turtleneck.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh, I wore my turtleneck today. I should have saved
it for Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Today was the first day that when I walked up
to my car to leave for work this morning where
I was like, I should be, maybe I should be
wearing a sweatshirt because I'm still short.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sleeves out the door.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, but I still like, I just know it's going
to be warm later. And I know I'm going to
turn the heat on in my car.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Not all the way, but, you know, a little bit.
And so I don't usually care.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But today I was like, man, I think the season
has officially switched.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's like fall vibes.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This is bullshit because I still have, like, trips to
Herbert Camp and stuff that I'm going to do this, like, quote, unquote, summer.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
But, like, is it over?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, is that going to be the Herbert Camp
trip with your family?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, the family trip is still looming. I mean, I'm
looking at the weather. Two family trips looming.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You guys, summer is going to be back.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Next week, but that doesn't count.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Even starting Friday. In some cities, it's going to be
like 80, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
See, that's what I don't like.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I don't like that it fluctuates so much.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm literally looking.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's Labor Day weekend, and when I looked earlier, like
the high on Saturday in Napa, it's the same thing.
76 degrees, Sunday 73. Oh, yeah, that's what I had. Like,
that's Labor Day weekend, low 70s?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Because I might be... I was supposed, whoa, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because I was supposed to go to like a barbecue
this weekend in like the Concord.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Area and like pool party vibes.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And like it is on the edge of possibly getting
canceled because of the weather. You know, if you want
to get in the pool when it's only like 72
or something.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Nobody.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But I mean, Saturday in Concord is looking like 78.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh. Monday.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That's the high. You got to remember that's the high 78. Yeah.
That means at 3 o'clock, it'll be 78. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But I feel like a lot of times it feels
warmer than what it says on my weather app.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Unless it's a little drizzly that day like today.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Anyways, this is not the weather podcast. What the fuck
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, the other day when I brought it up on
the air, I think it was yesterday, and I was like, oh, man,
fall's here. And then Setti said our buddy was in my...
DMs arguing with me about the weather. He's like, look,
Pleasant Hill. He lives in the nut Walnut Creek. He's
like Pleasant Hill, which has the same weather as Walnut Creek.
I mean, I get they're close, but like, don't send
me another city's weather report. If you're arguing that Walnut
Creek is going to be so hot and glorious. And
(03:08):
even that one said a high of 79 or 80.
He's like, it's going to be 85 to 90. I
was like, none of that says 85 to 90. It
legitimately doesn't say that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And maybe it'll be nice, but like I'm used to
Labor Day weekend being hot, like actual legitimate full on summer.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I feel like I don't even, I don't even plan
for it to get hot out here anymore until like
mid October.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
We'll see. I don't know if it's going to happen.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Last year it wasn't that hot because I don't remember
struggling with my no AC in my apartment.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, last year was pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You live in San Mateo. That's the highest 68 every day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, let's get to some wild thought stuff here.
I've got an article that I'd like to share with
you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's about a woman.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Her name's Monique Turnbull. She's 31 years old. She was
recently arrested. Authorities had busted her on a few different things.
One of them that they were having trouble pinning on her, though,
was the robbery of an elderly couple because they couldn't
find the money that she had supposedly.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Stolen from them.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
$ 3, 180.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
To be exact.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This couple says that she stole from them, but they
couldn't find the money. So they're having trouble pinning this criminal.
They got her on a couple other things. Now, while
she was in jail, she made a couple of jailhouse calls.
Is she the only person that doesn't know that they
monitor everything that you say on these calls? And a
woman that she was talking to, we don't know who
(04:31):
this suspect is, was wondering about where that money was at.
She's like, well, Don't you worry. I've got it hidden
pretty well. And that spot that she had it hidden,
I think you can guess.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh, no. Inside of the vagina.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It was in there.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Now, just think about the logistics here because she had
a wad of 47 bills rolled up in there.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's a pretty decent stack of money.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
A little loosey-goosey, I guess.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
It looks like they were all hundreds. Again, $ 3, 180. Somebody
could do the math on what the breakdown of the
bills was there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We know money, one of the dirtiest things. It's dirtier
than a toilet seat. Is this in a plastic bag?
Is it just the bills?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My understanding was it was just the bills because on
that same call, she let that person know that it's
going to be a little.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
If this isn't a reminder that whenever you're handling cash, people,
think about all the disgusting places this money has been.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That was one of the things I did want to
bring up because, yeah, she said that the money was
going to be a little, because it was a particular
time of the month.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That is a lie.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
She was letting the person know that, yes, she had it,
but it was going to be a little.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
This, no.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You can literally hide it anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, you can't hide it anywhere in the world. They're
going to find it. And this is one of the
last places. But she let the person know on the
phone that it would, quote, would be bloody because she
was on her.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
There's no.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay, now here's where it gets.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Like hide it in somebody else's. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like there's so many other options.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You're just going to call someone else if you can
hide it in theirs?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So they're monitoring the phone calls. They now realize, yes,
she has the money hidden on her. She gets searched,
lets authorities know that, yes, it is in there, and
they remove all the bills.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
They had to do it?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I don't know if she had to, but either way,
they got them out. And then on her next jailhouse
recorded call, she's getting yelled at by maybe her accomplice
or whatever, that she didn't do a good enough job
hiding the money, to which she responded, quote, why do
you think my coochie hurts?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's a direct quote from one of the phone calls.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Because, again, she had 47 bills rolled up in there.
Where was this? Martin County, which I don't know where
that is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Martin County.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Where is Martin County?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's definitely in Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What? No.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
It's definitely in Florida.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh, yeah, Martin County, Florida.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, she resides in Miami Gardens, apparently, is where she lives. Yep,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But if you're ever wondering why your coochie hurts, it
may be because you have a wad of 47 rolled up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Bills in there.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Bills.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Bills. Bills.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Bills.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But anyways, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So that money, I don't know. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Seized in an evidence bag with a biohazard sticker will
eventually be, quote, back in public circulation according to the
Martin County Sheriff's Office.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
No, that should not be allowed.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Burn it.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I don't know what you're supposed to do with it,
but it's money. Throw it away. You're going to throw
away three... Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Somebody gives you $ 3, 180, but you know where it came from.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You're going to throw it out, Selena?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm not handling that.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I'm not going to throw it out, but I'm not
keeping it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Take it to the.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I'm going to the bank immediately and just depositing it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'm letting somebody else count it out. You deal with
the bills, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
But I'm wearing like five pairs of gloves and.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And a clothespin over your nose.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Because it's going to stink.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh my God.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That's why your coochie hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, you can throw it through the wash. I've
accidentally washed money before. It's still good.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's money laundering. That's against the law.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
But not actually.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A little dad joke there.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, that was dumb. I like it, though. Oh, my God.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
What?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm just shooketh. Just everything.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Do people still call it a coochie?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
They do?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
When's the last time you referred to your parts as
a coochie?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I feel like I throw it out there once in
a while.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
My cooch, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, good one. That football hit me right in the cooch.
In that instance, yeah, it works. Oh, got me right
in the cooch.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Speaking of terminology, what do you guys call boobs?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Boobs?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Bazoomers.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Like, off the air, you'll still call them bazoomers?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Or boobs.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, I think I mostly do boobs, but... Like, last
week we played some audio of Kylie Jenner on that podcast,
and the amount of times.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
They threw out the word tit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Like, every other word was the word tits.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I don't really like that one.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Me either.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I don't know. It just goes weird.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Guys, we like it.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Do you say that, though? You say tits?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Not really.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Really?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Or, like, titties? Like, I don't know. It just, like,
seems weird.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I feel like that would be one that you say
to your buddy, like, oh, man, yeah, she had some
great tits.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Like, you wouldn't say that, like, to your wife, though,
you know? Does that make sense?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, I don't even know if that's something that I.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Let me see your tits.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Even with my girlfriends, I don't even say that.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, I don't think they'd be like, oh, yeah, my tits, like, blah, blah.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm saying that's more like a guy would say to
his buddy. Yeah, I think that makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh, yeah, tits.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, but, like, I wouldn't say that to my wife.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I think, like, maybe, like, titty, like, in a joking way,
but for the most part, it's, like, boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I am not saying the word titty.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's just, like, that's not.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
It's the same thing. How is that worse than tits?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, tits is just different. Tits is, like, more widely accepted.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Then go to your bros and be like, she had
some great breasts.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, like, that doesn't work either. You would say boobs.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Or tits. I don't think I'd be like, oh, yeah,
the titties.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do guys say, so you guys don't say boobs?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
No, we say boobs.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh, you do say boobs?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I feel, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Boobs has got to be the most common one.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What do you call, like, the downstairs if you're talking
to your boys? Like, you don't call it, like, a cooch?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No. Oh, right in the cooter.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
What do guys say?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, the cooter. Stop.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There's no way. There's no way.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That's a good question. No, we don't call it the cooter.
We don't call it the cooch.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I feel like you guys don't even use a word
for it. Like, it's just, you just kind of hint
at it.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think it's the.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You don't call it, like, the P word?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I think it's the P word.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
But you say.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
That, like, with your voice?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Like, I can't even, I can't imagine my husband talking
about that with, like, other guys.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm, like, just, I'm flashing back to a month and
a half ago at Herbert Camp.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What was it called up there? Yeah. It was cooter?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why do I feel like that is a word you
would use, though, Graham?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I mean, jokingly, I would.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Do you guys say, like, Virginia?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No, that seems weird.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It seems too, like, medical.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Too formal, yeah. Yeah, a little too clinical.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Like, she went back to my place, and I saw
her vagina.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Like, no, like, nobody would say that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So what do you guys, what do you call it?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I don't know. Probably the purse. Downstairs?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know. Like, what do you say?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
The hair purse. Something. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We're not going to get a definitive answer here.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't know. I'm going to do my homework. I'm
going to think about that one.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
All right.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
We have a talk back. Good morning, baby shoulders. Talk
back for the wild thoughts.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
This is Robert from Gilroy. First of all, I just
want to say I appreciate everything you guys do.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You guys work so hard.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Thank you for making all of this so fun.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Now, what would you rather do?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Would you rather toss your partner's salad?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Or do that booger thing that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Jess was talking about where your significant other eats their boogers.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Then you guys make out right after.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Have a good day.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
What the fuck is wrong with you? That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's gross.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Also, I thought we were never going to bring up that, like, topic.
Because everybody was, like, squirming over that topic.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, JV show listeners have never been more repulsed by
anything we've discussed on this show than when.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
We talked about the booger eating and making.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Out from Let's Marry Harry. That was the show?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Let's Marry Harry, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
The Harry Jowsey dating show. Did I say his last
name right?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I barely even know who he is. So let's answer
the question.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It was a salad tossing or a booger eating make out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
This is actually a really easy one for me to answer,
at least. But I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It's like you have to go booger.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Really?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh, I'd go the other direction.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Really?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, oh yeah. I don't want to eat boogers.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But you'll eat shit particles off an asshole?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I'm talking about like if it's this scenario, it's been.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
freshly showered and like cleaned cleaned up i'm not like.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I feel like no matter how i couldn't showered you
are it's still what it is.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
No it's better than the boogers i just feel like
i could never look at ruben ever again if i
ever did that like.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
This is a no-brainer i think most yeah i think
it's a no-brainer too but i'm going i'm going opposite
i think most guys agree with.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Me especially because in the scenario they eat the booger
you just kiss them after So there's a chance you're
not even getting.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No, the booger's getting passed back to the horse in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
No, that's not what happened.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
No, the booger's at the tip of their tongue and
it's going into your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
It wasn't in your scenario. It was fresh after a shit.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
These are just making up scenarios.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, because the booger thing's got to be equal in
some fashion.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's not what happened on the show.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Right, thank you, Jess.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
She wiped.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Does that help?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
No, that doesn't help. That just smears it around.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, so you're on the booger side then.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I'm back on the booger side.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If I can control the scenario, then there's an obvious choice.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
One thing we got to do, people, we have to
clean up this podcast before our families and boss finds
out about this, okay?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
We don't want to get fired. Stop bringing, like, bring
a little bit of sick, but, like, dang.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Can we go back to, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Can we go back to the thing about we're asking,
because you were asking me, like, what do you and
your boys call it? If you and your girls are
talking about your cooters, what would you refer to your thing,
your business as?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't think I would say a name. I'd just, like,
hit at it, probably.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No way.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You guys have to talk about this. You talk about
this stuff, so what word do you use?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I don't, oh, I think it depends.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I would just be like, down there or something like that.
I wouldn't necessarily be like vagina or whatever.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I think I would say coochie.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I know that was like a question mark at the
end of that.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Cause I don't, I don't know, but I can, I
can see myself being like, Oh my God, like my
coochie hurts now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I feel like you would say something like, Oh man,
went horseback riding yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And boy, does my cooch hurt.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I think more like that. Cause it's not too serious.
It's still kind of like silly.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's funny.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
You know, it's not like clinical.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Jess's involves a bunch of like winks and nudges.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Boy, my wink, wink, nudge, nudge, point, point is really
itchy today.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I'm so weird about talking about things like this.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So even like with my friends, obviously, like, yeah, like
we've had conversations.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I can't even imagine that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, no, like I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Check out my bush.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And Jess is like, check out my, it's downstairs. It's like,
it grows there.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You go left, then you go right, then you go straight,
then you go.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Anyways, we got to wrap up this thickery.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
All right. Cooch it is.
All right, September 1st edition of Wild Thoughts. How the
hell is it September 1st?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Fall is officially here. Get your pumpkin spice lattes, your scarves,
your mittens, your— My vest.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Is on today.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Where's yours?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I almost— I had two outfit options laid out that I
almost wore today. One was, like, an all-brown outfit with
the vest. And the other one was, like, I was
going to wear jeans, and, like, I had, like, a
plaid thing on. Okay, very fall vibes. Very fall vibes.
Then I woke up and I was like, I don't
want to fucking wear either of those. So I threw
on a black hoodie.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And some sweats.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Wow, that's shocking.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Because one of the outfits required jeans.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm like, I just, I'm not in the fucking mood.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm surprised you even laid out your clothes. I feel
like that's not something you do.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
No, this is a new thing. I do it every night.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You and my nine-year-old son, the two hardest people to
get into a pair of jeans. It's like, he'll fight
me until he's in tears.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I just wasn't feeling it. But fall vibes are here.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, so fall vibes Friday is going to be
a thing. We're all going to wear our fall vibes here.
Fall vibes on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Flannels.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Flannel, that's the word I was looking for, not like plaid. Yeah,
I'm even wearing my turtleneck.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh, I wore my turtleneck today. I should have saved
it for Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Today was the first day that when I walked up
to my car to leave for work this morning where
I was like, I should be, maybe I should be
wearing a sweatshirt because I'm still short.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sleeves out the door.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, but I still like, I just know it's going
to be warm later. And I know I'm going to
turn the heat on in my car.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Not all the way, but, you know, a little bit.
And so I don't usually care.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But today I was like, man, I think the season
has officially switched.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's like fall vibes.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This is bullshit because I still have, like, trips to
Herbert Camp and stuff that I'm going to do this, like, quote, unquote, summer.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
But, like, is it over?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, is that going to be the Herbert Camp
trip with your family?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, the family trip is still looming. I mean, I'm
looking at the weather. Two family trips looming.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You guys, summer is going to be back.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Next week, but that doesn't count.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Even starting Friday. In some cities, it's going to be
like 80, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
See, that's what I don't like.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I don't like that it fluctuates so much.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm literally looking.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's Labor Day weekend, and when I looked earlier, like
the high on Saturday in Napa, it's the same thing.
76 degrees, Sunday 73. Oh, yeah, that's what I had. Like,
that's Labor Day weekend, low 70s?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Because I might be... I was supposed, whoa, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because I was supposed to go to like a barbecue
this weekend in like the Concord.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Area and like pool party vibes.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And like it is on the edge of possibly getting
canceled because of the weather. You know, if you want
to get in the pool when it's only like 72
or something.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Nobody.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But I mean, Saturday in Concord is looking like 78.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh. Monday.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That's the high. You got to remember that's the high 78. Yeah.
That means at 3 o'clock, it'll be 78. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But I feel like a lot of times it feels
warmer than what it says on my weather app.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Unless it's a little drizzly that day like today.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Anyways, this is not the weather podcast. What the fuck
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, the other day when I brought it up on
the air, I think it was yesterday, and I was like, oh, man,
fall's here. And then Setti said our buddy was in my...
DMs arguing with me about the weather. He's like, look,
Pleasant Hill. He lives in the nut Walnut Creek. He's
like Pleasant Hill, which has the same weather as Walnut Creek.
I mean, I get they're close, but like, don't send
me another city's weather report. If you're arguing that Walnut
Creek is going to be so hot and glorious. And
(03:08):
even that one said a high of 79 or 80.
He's like, it's going to be 85 to 90. I
was like, none of that says 85 to 90. It
legitimately doesn't say that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And maybe it'll be nice, but like I'm used to
Labor Day weekend being hot, like actual legitimate full on summer.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I feel like I don't even, I don't even plan
for it to get hot out here anymore until like
mid October.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
We'll see. I don't know if it's going to happen.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Last year it wasn't that hot because I don't remember
struggling with my no AC in my apartment.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, last year was pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You live in San Mateo. That's the highest 68 every day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, let's get to some wild thought stuff here.
I've got an article that I'd like to share with
you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's about a woman.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Her name's Monique Turnbull. She's 31 years old. She was
recently arrested. Authorities had busted her on a few different things.
One of them that they were having trouble pinning on her, though,
was the robbery of an elderly couple because they couldn't
find the money that she had supposedly.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Stolen from them.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
$ 3, 180.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
To be exact.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This couple says that she stole from them, but they
couldn't find the money. So they're having trouble pinning this criminal.
They got her on a couple other things. Now, while
she was in jail, she made a couple of jailhouse calls.
Is she the only person that doesn't know that they
monitor everything that you say on these calls? And a
woman that she was talking to, we don't know who
(04:31):
this suspect is, was wondering about where that money was at.
She's like, well, Don't you worry. I've got it hidden
pretty well. And that spot that she had it hidden,
I think you can guess.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh, no. Inside of the vagina.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It was in there.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Now, just think about the logistics here because she had
a wad of 47 bills rolled up in there.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's a pretty decent stack of money.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
A little loosey-goosey, I guess.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
It looks like they were all hundreds. Again, $ 3, 180. Somebody
could do the math on what the breakdown of the
bills was there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We know money, one of the dirtiest things. It's dirtier
than a toilet seat. Is this in a plastic bag?
Is it just the bills?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My understanding was it was just the bills because on
that same call, she let that person know that it's
going to be a little.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
If this isn't a reminder that whenever you're handling cash, people,
think about all the disgusting places this money has been.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That was one of the things I did want to
bring up because, yeah, she said that the money was
going to be a little, because it was a particular
time of the month.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That is a lie.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
She was letting the person know that, yes, she had it,
but it was going to be a little.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
This, no.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You can literally hide it anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, you can't hide it anywhere in the world. They're
going to find it. And this is one of the
last places. But she let the person know on the
phone that it would, quote, would be bloody because she
was on her.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
There's no.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay, now here's where it gets.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Like hide it in somebody else's. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like there's so many other options.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You're just going to call someone else if you can
hide it in theirs?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So they're monitoring the phone calls. They now realize, yes,
she has the money hidden on her. She gets searched,
lets authorities know that, yes, it is in there, and
they remove all the bills.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
They had to do it?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I don't know if she had to, but either way,
they got them out. And then on her next jailhouse
recorded call, she's getting yelled at by maybe her accomplice
or whatever, that she didn't do a good enough job
hiding the money, to which she responded, quote, why do
you think my coochie hurts?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's a direct quote from one of the phone calls.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Because, again, she had 47 bills rolled up in there.
Where was this? Martin County, which I don't know where
that is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Martin County.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Where is Martin County?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's definitely in Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What? No.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
It's definitely in Florida.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh, yeah, Martin County, Florida.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, she resides in Miami Gardens, apparently, is where she lives. Yep,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But if you're ever wondering why your coochie hurts, it
may be because you have a wad of 47 rolled up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Bills in there.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Bills.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Bills. Bills.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Bills.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But anyways, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So that money, I don't know. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Seized in an evidence bag with a biohazard sticker will
eventually be, quote, back in public circulation according to the
Martin County Sheriff's Office.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
No, that should not be allowed.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Burn it.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I don't know what you're supposed to do with it,
but it's money. Throw it away. You're going to throw
away three... Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Somebody gives you $ 3, 180, but you know where it came from.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You're going to throw it out, Selena?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm not handling that.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I'm not going to throw it out, but I'm not
keeping it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Take it to the.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I'm going to the bank immediately and just depositing it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'm letting somebody else count it out. You deal with
the bills, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
But I'm wearing like five pairs of gloves and.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And a clothespin over your nose.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Because it's going to stink.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh my God.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That's why your coochie hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, you can throw it through the wash. I've
accidentally washed money before. It's still good.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's money laundering. That's against the law.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
But not actually.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A little dad joke there.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, that was dumb. I like it, though. Oh, my God.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
What?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm just shooketh. Just everything.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Do people still call it a coochie?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
They do?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
When's the last time you referred to your parts as
a coochie?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I feel like I throw it out there once in
a while.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
My cooch, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, good one. That football hit me right in the cooch.
In that instance, yeah, it works. Oh, got me right
in the cooch.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Speaking of terminology, what do you guys call boobs?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Boobs?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Bazoomers.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Like, off the air, you'll still call them bazoomers?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Or boobs.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, I think I mostly do boobs, but... Like, last
week we played some audio of Kylie Jenner on that podcast,
and the amount of times.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
They threw out the word tit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Like, every other word was the word tits.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I don't really like that one.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Me either.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I don't know. It just goes weird.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Guys, we like it.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Do you say that, though? You say tits?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Not really.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Really?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Or, like, titties? Like, I don't know. It just, like,
seems weird.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I feel like that would be one that you say
to your buddy, like, oh, man, yeah, she had some
great tits.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Like, you wouldn't say that, like, to your wife, though,
you know? Does that make sense?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, I don't even know if that's something that I.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Let me see your tits.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Even with my girlfriends, I don't even say that.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, I don't think they'd be like, oh, yeah, my tits, like, blah, blah.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm saying that's more like a guy would say to
his buddy. Yeah, I think that makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh, yeah, tits.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, but, like, I wouldn't say that to my wife.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I think, like, maybe, like, titty, like, in a joking way,
but for the most part, it's, like, boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I am not saying the word titty.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's just, like, that's not.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
It's the same thing. How is that worse than tits?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, tits is just different. Tits is, like, more widely accepted.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Then go to your bros and be like, she had
some great breasts.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, like, that doesn't work either. You would say boobs.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Or tits. I don't think I'd be like, oh, yeah,
the titties.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do guys say, so you guys don't say boobs?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
No, we say boobs.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh, you do say boobs?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I feel, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Boobs has got to be the most common one.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What do you call, like, the downstairs if you're talking
to your boys? Like, you don't call it, like, a cooch?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No. Oh, right in the cooter.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
What do guys say?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, the cooter. Stop.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There's no way. There's no way.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That's a good question. No, we don't call it the cooter.
We don't call it the cooch.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I feel like you guys don't even use a word
for it. Like, it's just, you just kind of hint
at it.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think it's the.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You don't call it, like, the P word?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I think it's the P word.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
But you say.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
That, like, with your voice?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Like, I can't even, I can't imagine my husband talking
about that with, like, other guys.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm, like, just, I'm flashing back to a month and
a half ago at Herbert Camp.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What was it called up there? Yeah. It was cooter?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why do I feel like that is a word you
would use, though, Graham?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I mean, jokingly, I would.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Do you guys say, like, Virginia?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No, that seems weird.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It seems too, like, medical.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Too formal, yeah. Yeah, a little too clinical.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Like, she went back to my place, and I saw
her vagina.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Like, no, like, nobody would say that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So what do you guys, what do you call it?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I don't know. Probably the purse. Downstairs?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know. Like, what do you say?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
The hair purse. Something. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We're not going to get a definitive answer here.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't know. I'm going to do my homework. I'm
going to think about that one.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
All right.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
We have a talk back. Good morning, baby shoulders. Talk
back for the wild thoughts.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
This is Robert from Gilroy. First of all, I just
want to say I appreciate everything you guys do.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You guys work so hard.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Thank you for making all of this so fun.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Now, what would you rather do?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Would you rather toss your partner's salad?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Or do that booger thing that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Jess was talking about where your significant other eats their boogers.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Then you guys make out right after.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Have a good day.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
What the fuck is wrong with you? That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's gross.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Also, I thought we were never going to bring up that, like, topic.
Because everybody was, like, squirming over that topic.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, JV show listeners have never been more repulsed by
anything we've discussed on this show than when.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
We talked about the booger eating and making.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Out from Let's Marry Harry. That was the show?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Let's Marry Harry, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
The Harry Jowsey dating show. Did I say his last
name right?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I barely even know who he is. So let's answer
the question.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It was a salad tossing or a booger eating make out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
This is actually a really easy one for me to answer,
at least. But I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It's like you have to go booger.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Really?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh, I'd go the other direction.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Really?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, oh yeah. I don't want to eat boogers.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But you'll eat shit particles off an asshole?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I'm talking about like if it's this scenario, it's been.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
freshly showered and like cleaned cleaned up i'm not like.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I feel like no matter how i couldn't showered you
are it's still what it is.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
No it's better than the boogers i just feel like
i could never look at ruben ever again if i
ever did that like.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
This is a no-brainer i think most yeah i think
it's a no-brainer too but i'm going i'm going opposite
i think most guys agree with.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Me especially because in the scenario they eat the booger
you just kiss them after So there's a chance you're
not even getting.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No, the booger's getting passed back to the horse in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
No, that's not what happened.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
No, the booger's at the tip of their tongue and
it's going into your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
It wasn't in your scenario. It was fresh after a shit.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
These are just making up scenarios.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, because the booger thing's got to be equal in
some fashion.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's not what happened on the show.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Right, thank you, Jess.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
She wiped.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Does that help?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
No, that doesn't help. That just smears it around.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, so you're on the booger side then.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I'm back on the booger side.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If I can control the scenario, then there's an obvious choice.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
One thing we got to do, people, we have to
clean up this podcast before our families and boss finds
out about this, okay?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
We don't want to get fired. Stop bringing, like, bring
a little bit of sick, but, like, dang.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Can we go back to, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Can we go back to the thing about we're asking,
because you were asking me, like, what do you and
your boys call it? If you and your girls are
talking about your cooters, what would you refer to your thing,
your business as?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't think I would say a name. I'd just, like,
hit at it, probably.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No way.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You guys have to talk about this. You talk about
this stuff, so what word do you use?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I don't, oh, I think it depends.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I would just be like, down there or something like that.
I wouldn't necessarily be like vagina or whatever.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I think I would say coochie.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I know that was like a question mark at the
end of that.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Cause I don't, I don't know, but I can, I
can see myself being like, Oh my God, like my
coochie hurts now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I feel like you would say something like, Oh man,
went horseback riding yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And boy, does my cooch hurt.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I think more like that. Cause it's not too serious.
It's still kind of like silly.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's funny.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
You know, it's not like clinical.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Jess's involves a bunch of like winks and nudges.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Boy, my wink, wink, nudge, nudge, point, point is really
itchy today.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I'm so weird about talking about things like this.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So even like with my friends, obviously, like, yeah, like
we've had conversations.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I can't even imagine that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, no, like I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Check out my bush.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And Jess is like, check out my, it's downstairs. It's like,
it grows there.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You go left, then you go right, then you go straight,
then you go.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Anyways, we got to wrap up this thickery.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
All right. Cooch it is.
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