June 9, 2026 • 17 mins
Our buddy Hammerin' Hank joins this week's episode to address some slanderous things he posted about the radio station.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am so excited for today's Wild Thoughts podcast. Yeah,
can you lay everything out, Graham? What's about to go down?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, So yesterday when I was driving home from work,
my phone just started ringing off the hook. And it
wasn't a regular phone call coming in. It was a
Microsoft Teams call, but from somebody named Janis Smith. Just
kept calling me over and over and over again, and
I for a while thought, maybe it's somebody that we
work with here in sales. Maybe I missed some important meeting.
(00:29):
And I was starting to get kind of annoyed. But
I also didn't want to answer it because I was like,
I don't know this number and I don't know this name,
and I was going through my email trying to find
a Janis Smith a couldn't find one. Finally, on like
the fortieth time, my phone is blowing up again on
a Microsoft Teams call. I don't even know how to
call someone of the Microsoft team's. I answered it and
it's our buddy Hammer and Hank, and he's like, Hey,
(00:52):
I think i'd really like you guys to have me
on the Wild Thoughts podcast, and I'd like to bring
some fun to the Wild Thoughts podcast. Can I be
on the Wild Thoughts podcast, and you know, I was like, yeah, sure, Hank,
you would love to have you on the Wild Thoughts
podcast again. He's been on it in the past, and
I thought, yeah, we'll bring you on again some other time.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You know, how's everything going, Hanky?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I know you got another national anthem performance coming up
for a minor league ballgame.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know this will be great. We can promote that too.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And then later the afternoon yesterday, I open up Facebook,
which are rare on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I only use it to see when people's birthdays are
and like if I miss somebody's birthday, and if I
miss any of your guys' birthdays, my apologies.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But that's that means I didn't open up Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I open in a while and the first post I
see is one from our buddy Hammer and Hank, and
it says, why is everybody at Wild ninety four to
nine hating on me? Is it because I have mild autism?
Now look he posted that two days ago or three
days ago, and the comments below it everybody outraged and
they're mad at and they're mad at us, and everybody's like,
(01:53):
oh my god, I can't believe they would do that.
That's so wrong. If JV was still there, this would
never happen. And the comments just go on and on,
people bashing us, and I'm like, wait, what the We've
never hated on Hanky. We give his goddamn dog's birthday
shout outs like we love Hanky.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I thought what.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Would be funnest We could bring our very own buddy,
Elvis on with us and we could have Elvis, Hey, buddy,
Hey guys, we could have we could have Elvis pretend
to be our lawyer. In that way, he can, you know,
interrogate Hanky a little bit for why he's doing this,
but also let him know that you know, this is slander.
(02:31):
This is this is slander, and why he's impersonating a
person named Janie Smith also also identity, theft, slander, contempt
of court.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, he's as of bad stuff against you. I'm gonna
go up. By the way, my name is Reginald Lamboyd Squire.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Welly Graham, will you remember that? I know?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Say it again, Reginald Lamboyd Esquire.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Lambloins Squires. Yeah, mbys, Flyers, I'm your.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hearty, no problem, got it, Lamboyds.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
The third, the third, the twelfth. Yes, tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Make sure you throw in there that he can expect
to cease to desist.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, you know, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take his dog.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Away, get repaid.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Okay, make doggy doggy jail.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, make sure you disguise your voice a little bit.
Now we're gonna try dialing handcuff. He'd better answer, he said,
he said, he said. When I messaged him, he said, yeah, okay,
I'm ready. And then I said, well, what number should
we call you? He said, just to let you know
I'm on my way to the San Jose Giants Dugout
store to do some shopping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He may be shopping.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right, Okay, Elvis, go ahead and mut your phone.
We're gonna dial up Hanky here. All right, let me
see here. We're so stupid. Okay, Oh, I said a
number five oops, one zero oops okay, and then.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hello, Hanky Hanky, how the heck are? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What's up, best buddy? It's a Grandma and Selena and
Jess here, and you were on the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Oh actually, I probably should have done the big intro.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Uh Jess yet I'll have Selena edit that and then
we'll put that that intro again in a second. We
have to just really quick, Hanky, new FCC stuff and
some new rules changed around here at I Heeart. I
have to just get clearance first with our legal team,
so they just want to since you're not a full
(04:52):
time employee at Wild anymore, our lawyer just wants to
talk to you just for a quick second about some things.
His name Reginald Lemoyne Esquire, the Third. I'm gonna put
He's gonna be on the phone. He's just gotta ask
you a couple of things, Okay, Hanky, Kenny, Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is a reginal Lambloine
the Third Squire.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh sorry, yeah, I am, I am.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I am. I talking with Henry Oaks, hemern Hank Okay
Hammer and Hanks. My real name is Henry Oaks. Correct?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay? You you have gone on to the Facebook and
disparaged this radio show.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Is that corrector MTV?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm sorry say again, it's not MTV. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
We have to find out exactly what specific kind of
statement you made towards Wild ninety four nine and the
morning shows, The jav Show, what did you specifically say?
Mister mister what's your name again? Hemmerd Hank? Okay, what
statement should you bank? Hank?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes, people people used to hate me and WONTI fining
back in the day? But the title truth the.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
JV JOW likes me.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, Well, what specific statement was made by anybody at
Wild Natty four nine that proves your claim that people
were disparaging you? Give me a statement?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What did they say? I have autism?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, that's debatable. Okay, when was this When? When was
this statement made? Mister mister Oaks? When when you say
that you were disparaged by the Wild NHow a long
time ago? Are you relying on facts or relying on
assumptions or personal feelings? Mister Oaks?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Personal feelings? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Have you given this station any time to respond to
your allegations?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Nope, because I think it's enjoyed the big leag Rokstra.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
All right, mister Hammer and Hank. We need some requests
for evidence on this because you could be in some
serious trouble for slander. I need you to provide a
few things for me about these disparaging comments. I need
audio recordings, video recordings, communication, witness them in social media
posts and indeed documented routs. You can supporting your claims.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, you have potential legal matters here. You understand we
could be talking to damnage your personal credibility, a loss
of professional relationships. You could be viewed as a reckless
person with the truth, potential defamation claims and false skating's
arm anybody who yes, it's this is.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The third It's all this.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I am a professional attorney. I have a profession.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Who is attorney? Listen, nobody els.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Change your voice? Yes, change your voice.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I tried to, but I'm driving, So I was like, oh,
well you can't do that. Thank you. You can't do that.
You can't appersuate somebody else this Jamnis Smith has got
a legal place against you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
No, she knows it because she goes to see the
hostruch Chuch Velly.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But how'd you get where are you using her phone
number to call me? A Microsoft team?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
How does you even find Graham?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Don't tell people that, creepy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I won't tell people match thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, so you're just like, hey, can I use your
Microsoft teams?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Hey, Hank, I think you need to apologize these guys
from going on to Facebook and hand things.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I am very very sorry, Kwannie fine for doing artie. Yeah,
I'm twoful allegations.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh, Hank you we love you.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Very culse allegation.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Bro, Well but I love you. I love you, right man?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Elvis, Elvis, you're going to hang up. Thank
you so much for your services.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Thanks, Bud, I love you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I need my retainer, okay, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Also send it over. It's a coupon for half off
at chill Yeah, one entree though.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Only I've inmind you too, lunch next time at the
normal cash valley.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's a hard passed, bro.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Sorry, let's give me a note it Bro, that's a no.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Sorry, can't do it, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Ight, Elvis, love you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Too, my kids Okay now, Hanky, Yes, but let's let's
subtle one thing here, Hanky, because you did on June sixth,
twenty twenty six post days ago post quote why is
everyone at wild ninety four nine hating on me?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is it because I have mild autism? Say that, Hanky,
the comments below this post.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And when you were talking to our lawyer there, Reginald,
you said, well, that was from feelings from a long
time ago, many many years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
But when you post something like that, it sounds like
it's current.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And then the comments below that everybody's bashing us as
if we're hating on you, when I think we do
the exact opposite.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's cool. Maybe you should. Maybe you should go off
to left Chet to Norman's and cash riding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Again, that's gonna be a hard No, I'm going to
pass on that one. But any response to that Hanky
because a lot of people now hate us thinking that
we're being mean to you.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ready, well, we love you too than you're your favorite?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Could you take that post down?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
He also posted hell well, Henry Hanky, why would you?
Why would you thread that too?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Zero you zero likes and the comments thank god, but
still okay, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That down, thanks, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Is there anything, because, as you impersonated Janis Smith yesterday
and called me fifty times to be on the Wild
Thoughts podcast, now that you are on the Wild Thoughts podcast,
is there anything in specific that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yes, I want my way to San Jose Trent Second
Store to do seven windows shopping nice hopefully said to goodbye.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's pretty wild. What in particular are you gonna, uh,
what kind of gear you're looking to buy? Weren't aren't
you a fan of the Modesto nuts?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
There are no more Modesta nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh no, there's no more nuts.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
No, what happened? They moved? They moved it, so.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Cow and Modesta has there looking called the Modesto roasters.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I heard rosters, rochers, roosters, roasters, rosters, world stars, roters.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Monsters our id sr That's what I said, roadsters.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes, oh all right, so the nuts are gone. They
busted out and they busted and they went somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Fu him anyways, right, hanky? Yeah, fuck those nuts?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What do you do? You cat?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
What do you think about the a's hanky? Can they
lick your nuts?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Because the owner, John Fisher's the fucking print.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well yeah, that's what I'm saying. So why wouldn't you
let him.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Lick your nuts if he wanted to?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Okay, okay, all right, he'll consider.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
To be consensual. We neede hard yet.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, you can't can't force anyone to do that, no
matter how a bad you want them to, right, right,
So no more? But okay, hanky what when's your next
national anthem performance?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Hopefully next Wednesday? But that's a roaster game.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well what do you mean hopefully? I thought it was
locked in.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
If I could get someone driving their back, that'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Jess said she would do it. What time should she
pick you up?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
About two o'clock?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, two o'clock perfect, just will be there to pick
you up. Do Does she need directions or you could
tell her where to go?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I can tell her where to go. I know exactly
what to say.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It is, okay, perfect, slide into jet what's ESS's instagram?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You can slide into our.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Dmt A teams call because.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I have a meeting that Oh no, hanky, she's got.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
A meeting instagram ising up right, jesse see if you
want to just.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
In case, jesse see, yeah up, make sure she might
have a scheduling conflict though, hanky.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, how have I put gravy and Jesssee's cornflakes instead?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You're gonna have what put gravy in your corn flakes?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Putrey put gravy? You guys corna That would be pretty wild? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Anything else? And heyky that you want to get out
here in this Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And t's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, agreed, I didn't know they were still a thing.
Who's your favorite pop female pop star right now? Still
Sabrina Carpenter, Carper, Olivia Rorigo?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What do you think about Zara Larson?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I love her?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Would you ever slap the hand to her?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would always massivate to submita Corber? Olivia Rorigo, Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh put, Britney spears, current Brady Spears Back in the day.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
School Britney.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That makes much more sense.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It got it, got it?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
What about Madonna?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I love Madonna, old school Madonna.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, slap it to her.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yep, Okay, she's got it. She's got a lot of
new stuff coming out you might want to look into.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Okay, I'm I'm also by R twenty jo game.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh nice, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, finally not not in modesto.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, have you been Have you been doing some vocal lessons?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I've been practicing.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh hanky, you're just out. You're walking around in San
Jose talking about slapping the hand, like you said, masturbate
out loud in front of people.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It's a wild lost podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I know, but you're I mean what if you get arrested?
For real? Have you ever been arrested, Hanky?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, a lot of close calls though, I bet.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, I'll we have to say giants or dude the
windows shopping.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, So if you're listening to this podcast, go find
Hanky at the Santo San Jose Giants dugout store and
ballpark and bring.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Him a poster of Serena Carpenter and needs some new material.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yes, go to the son called Matu my Madonna.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, well, thanks for being honest.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, thanks for coming on the Waaldthas podcast. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I got an idea also before I leave.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay, sure, how about you read that the Hammer.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Hank Dream Friday? What was that Dream Friday segment? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I can't remember. It sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I did it with JV back in the day.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I remember, but I can't remember. It was like
you had a dream and then we broke it down.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
No getting back into commercial video.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Can you explain what it was?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
What what did we do in that segment?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Jokes and all?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh, yeah, you used to come on tell some jokes. Yeah,
that's right, because it was achieving his dream dream was to.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Make so much sense. Okay, well we have to run
by our lawyer just because of the things that you
said about us online. Ye go to check with Reginald
Lamb Mooin's square at the third We'll get back to you.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I take it. I've taken it. I've taken the post down.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Thank you, appreciate you, Hank.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know nobody loves you more than us.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, we love you, buddy, talking all right?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He hung up fast.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You guys aren't fucking important. I got to do some shopping.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm glad that got settled.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, me too. That kind of hurt my feelings yesterday, honest,
they really did. It wasn't the first time he's posted that.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Six months or so, he posted that same thing, and
then everybody piles in and the comments saying our station sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm like, dude, the citizen.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Bystaters here like, we don't even have beef with the
somebody wrot I can't remember who, but a few people.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
He's got some beef with some people, but.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's going back like twenty years ago here at wild
so it's not any current. It's not current beef, but
those posts make it sound like it's current beef.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh I need the state names of those people.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Right, and maybe a date on there. Yeah, two thousand
and one.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Or something, flame or like, not current members right?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh my god, I'm glad I'm shipping on us in
the comments.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh, I'm glad that we settled that with Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Feel good about that. Can Elvis changed his voice a
little better than fuck?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Bro job?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Seriously,
I am so excited for today's Wild Thoughts podcast. Yeah,
can you lay everything out, Graham? What's about to go down?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, So yesterday when I was driving home from work,
my phone just started ringing off the hook. And it
wasn't a regular phone call coming in. It was a
Microsoft Teams call, but from somebody named Janis Smith. Just
kept calling me over and over and over again, and
I for a while thought, maybe it's somebody that we
work with here in sales. Maybe I missed some important meeting.
(00:29):
And I was starting to get kind of annoyed. But
I also didn't want to answer it because I was like,
I don't know this number and I don't know this name,
and I was going through my email trying to find
a Janis Smith a couldn't find one. Finally, on like
the fortieth time, my phone is blowing up again on
a Microsoft Teams call. I don't even know how to
call someone of the Microsoft team's. I answered it and
it's our buddy Hammer and Hank, and he's like, Hey,
(00:52):
I think i'd really like you guys to have me
on the Wild Thoughts podcast, and I'd like to bring
some fun to the Wild Thoughts podcast. Can I be
on the Wild Thoughts podcast, and you know, I was like, yeah, sure, Hank,
you would love to have you on the Wild Thoughts
podcast again. He's been on it in the past, and
I thought, yeah, we'll bring you on again some other time.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You know, how's everything going, Hanky?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I know you got another national anthem performance coming up
for a minor league ballgame.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know this will be great. We can promote that too.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And then later the afternoon yesterday, I open up Facebook,
which are rare on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I only use it to see when people's birthdays are
and like if I miss somebody's birthday, and if I
miss any of your guys' birthdays, my apologies.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But that's that means I didn't open up Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I open in a while and the first post I
see is one from our buddy Hammer and Hank, and
it says, why is everybody at Wild ninety four to
nine hating on me? Is it because I have mild autism?
Now look he posted that two days ago or three
days ago, and the comments below it everybody outraged and
they're mad at and they're mad at us, and everybody's like,
(01:53):
oh my god, I can't believe they would do that.
That's so wrong. If JV was still there, this would
never happen. And the comments just go on and on,
people bashing us, and I'm like, wait, what the We've
never hated on Hanky. We give his goddamn dog's birthday
shout outs like we love Hanky.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I thought what.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Would be funnest We could bring our very own buddy,
Elvis on with us and we could have Elvis, Hey, buddy,
Hey guys, we could have we could have Elvis pretend
to be our lawyer. In that way, he can, you know,
interrogate Hanky a little bit for why he's doing this,
but also let him know that you know, this is slander.
(02:31):
This is this is slander, and why he's impersonating a
person named Janie Smith also also identity, theft, slander, contempt
of court.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, he's as of bad stuff against you. I'm gonna
go up. By the way, my name is Reginald Lamboyd Squire.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Welly Graham, will you remember that? I know?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Say it again, Reginald Lamboyd Esquire.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Lambloins Squires. Yeah, mbys, Flyers, I'm your.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hearty, no problem, got it, Lamboyds.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
The third, the third, the twelfth. Yes, tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Make sure you throw in there that he can expect
to cease to desist.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, you know, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take his dog.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Away, get repaid.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Okay, make doggy doggy jail.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, make sure you disguise your voice a little bit.
Now we're gonna try dialing handcuff. He'd better answer, he said,
he said, he said. When I messaged him, he said, yeah, okay,
I'm ready. And then I said, well, what number should
we call you? He said, just to let you know
I'm on my way to the San Jose Giants Dugout
store to do some shopping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He may be shopping.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right, Okay, Elvis, go ahead and mut your phone.
We're gonna dial up Hanky here. All right, let me
see here. We're so stupid. Okay, Oh, I said a
number five oops, one zero oops okay, and then.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hello, Hanky Hanky, how the heck are? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What's up, best buddy? It's a Grandma and Selena and
Jess here, and you were on the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Oh actually, I probably should have done the big intro.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Uh Jess yet I'll have Selena edit that and then
we'll put that that intro again in a second. We
have to just really quick, Hanky, new FCC stuff and
some new rules changed around here at I Heeart. I
have to just get clearance first with our legal team,
so they just want to since you're not a full
(04:52):
time employee at Wild anymore, our lawyer just wants to
talk to you just for a quick second about some things.
His name Reginald Lemoyne Esquire, the Third. I'm gonna put
He's gonna be on the phone. He's just gotta ask
you a couple of things, Okay, Hanky, Kenny, Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is a reginal Lambloine
the Third Squire.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh sorry, yeah, I am, I am.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I am. I talking with Henry Oaks, hemern Hank Okay
Hammer and Hanks. My real name is Henry Oaks. Correct?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay? You you have gone on to the Facebook and
disparaged this radio show.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Is that corrector MTV?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm sorry say again, it's not MTV. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
We have to find out exactly what specific kind of
statement you made towards Wild ninety four nine and the
morning shows, The jav Show, what did you specifically say?
Mister mister what's your name again? Hemmerd Hank? Okay, what
statement should you bank? Hank?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes, people people used to hate me and WONTI fining
back in the day? But the title truth the.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
JV JOW likes me.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, Well, what specific statement was made by anybody at
Wild Natty four nine that proves your claim that people
were disparaging you? Give me a statement?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What did they say? I have autism?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, that's debatable. Okay, when was this When? When was
this statement made? Mister mister Oaks? When when you say
that you were disparaged by the Wild NHow a long
time ago? Are you relying on facts or relying on
assumptions or personal feelings? Mister Oaks?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Personal feelings? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Have you given this station any time to respond to
your allegations?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Nope, because I think it's enjoyed the big leag Rokstra.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
All right, mister Hammer and Hank. We need some requests
for evidence on this because you could be in some
serious trouble for slander. I need you to provide a
few things for me about these disparaging comments. I need
audio recordings, video recordings, communication, witness them in social media
posts and indeed documented routs. You can supporting your claims.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, you have potential legal matters here. You understand we
could be talking to damnage your personal credibility, a loss
of professional relationships. You could be viewed as a reckless
person with the truth, potential defamation claims and false skating's
arm anybody who yes, it's this is.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The third It's all this.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I am a professional attorney. I have a profession.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Who is attorney? Listen, nobody els.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Change your voice? Yes, change your voice.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I tried to, but I'm driving, So I was like, oh,
well you can't do that. Thank you. You can't do that.
You can't appersuate somebody else this Jamnis Smith has got
a legal place against you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
No, she knows it because she goes to see the
hostruch Chuch Velly.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But how'd you get where are you using her phone
number to call me? A Microsoft team?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
How does you even find Graham?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Don't tell people that, creepy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I won't tell people match thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, so you're just like, hey, can I use your
Microsoft teams?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Hey, Hank, I think you need to apologize these guys
from going on to Facebook and hand things.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I am very very sorry, Kwannie fine for doing artie. Yeah,
I'm twoful allegations.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh, Hank you we love you.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Very culse allegation.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Bro, Well but I love you. I love you, right man?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Elvis, Elvis, you're going to hang up. Thank
you so much for your services.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Thanks, Bud, I love you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I need my retainer, okay, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Also send it over. It's a coupon for half off
at chill Yeah, one entree though.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Only I've inmind you too, lunch next time at the
normal cash valley.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's a hard passed, bro.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Sorry, let's give me a note it Bro, that's a no.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Sorry, can't do it, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Ight, Elvis, love you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Too, my kids Okay now, Hanky, Yes, but let's let's
subtle one thing here, Hanky, because you did on June sixth,
twenty twenty six post days ago post quote why is
everyone at wild ninety four nine hating on me?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is it because I have mild autism? Say that, Hanky,
the comments below this post.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And when you were talking to our lawyer there, Reginald,
you said, well, that was from feelings from a long
time ago, many many years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
But when you post something like that, it sounds like
it's current.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And then the comments below that everybody's bashing us as
if we're hating on you, when I think we do
the exact opposite.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's cool. Maybe you should. Maybe you should go off
to left Chet to Norman's and cash riding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Again, that's gonna be a hard No, I'm going to
pass on that one. But any response to that Hanky
because a lot of people now hate us thinking that
we're being mean to you.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ready, well, we love you too than you're your favorite?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Could you take that post down?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
He also posted hell well, Henry Hanky, why would you?
Why would you thread that too?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Zero you zero likes and the comments thank god, but
still okay, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That down, thanks, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Is there anything, because, as you impersonated Janis Smith yesterday
and called me fifty times to be on the Wild
Thoughts podcast, now that you are on the Wild Thoughts podcast,
is there anything in specific that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yes, I want my way to San Jose Trent Second
Store to do seven windows shopping nice hopefully said to goodbye.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's pretty wild. What in particular are you gonna, uh,
what kind of gear you're looking to buy? Weren't aren't
you a fan of the Modesto nuts?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
There are no more Modesta nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh no, there's no more nuts.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
No, what happened? They moved? They moved it, so.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Cow and Modesta has there looking called the Modesto roasters.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I heard rosters, rochers, roosters, roasters, rosters, world stars, roters.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Monsters our id sr That's what I said, roadsters.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes, oh all right, so the nuts are gone. They
busted out and they busted and they went somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Fu him anyways, right, hanky? Yeah, fuck those nuts?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What do you do? You cat?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
What do you think about the a's hanky? Can they
lick your nuts?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Because the owner, John Fisher's the fucking print.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well yeah, that's what I'm saying. So why wouldn't you
let him.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Lick your nuts if he wanted to?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Okay, okay, all right, he'll consider.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
To be consensual. We neede hard yet.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, you can't can't force anyone to do that, no
matter how a bad you want them to, right, right,
So no more? But okay, hanky what when's your next
national anthem performance?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Hopefully next Wednesday? But that's a roaster game.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well what do you mean hopefully? I thought it was
locked in.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
If I could get someone driving their back, that'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Jess said she would do it. What time should she
pick you up?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
About two o'clock?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, two o'clock perfect, just will be there to pick
you up. Do Does she need directions or you could
tell her where to go?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I can tell her where to go. I know exactly
what to say.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It is, okay, perfect, slide into jet what's ESS's instagram?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You can slide into our.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Dmt A teams call because.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I have a meeting that Oh no, hanky, she's got.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
A meeting instagram ising up right, jesse see if you
want to just.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
In case, jesse see, yeah up, make sure she might
have a scheduling conflict though, hanky.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, how have I put gravy and Jesssee's cornflakes instead?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You're gonna have what put gravy in your corn flakes?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Putrey put gravy? You guys corna That would be pretty wild? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Anything else? And heyky that you want to get out
here in this Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And t's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, agreed, I didn't know they were still a thing.
Who's your favorite pop female pop star right now? Still
Sabrina Carpenter, Carper, Olivia Rorigo?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What do you think about Zara Larson?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I love her?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Would you ever slap the hand to her?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would always massivate to submita Corber? Olivia Rorigo, Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh put, Britney spears, current Brady Spears Back in the day.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
School Britney.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That makes much more sense.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It got it, got it?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
What about Madonna?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I love Madonna, old school Madonna.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, slap it to her.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yep, Okay, she's got it. She's got a lot of
new stuff coming out you might want to look into.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Okay, I'm I'm also by R twenty jo game.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh nice, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, finally not not in modesto.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, have you been Have you been doing some vocal lessons?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I've been practicing.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh hanky, you're just out. You're walking around in San
Jose talking about slapping the hand, like you said, masturbate
out loud in front of people.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It's a wild lost podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I know, but you're I mean what if you get arrested?
For real? Have you ever been arrested, Hanky?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, a lot of close calls though, I bet.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, I'll we have to say giants or dude the
windows shopping.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, So if you're listening to this podcast, go find
Hanky at the Santo San Jose Giants dugout store and
ballpark and bring.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Him a poster of Serena Carpenter and needs some new material.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yes, go to the son called Matu my Madonna.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, well, thanks for being honest.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, thanks for coming on the Waaldthas podcast. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I got an idea also before I leave.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay, sure, how about you read that the Hammer.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Hank Dream Friday? What was that Dream Friday segment? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I can't remember. It sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I did it with JV back in the day.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I remember, but I can't remember. It was like
you had a dream and then we broke it down.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
No getting back into commercial video.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Can you explain what it was?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
What what did we do in that segment?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Jokes and all?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh, yeah, you used to come on tell some jokes. Yeah,
that's right, because it was achieving his dream dream was to.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Make so much sense. Okay, well we have to run
by our lawyer just because of the things that you
said about us online. Ye go to check with Reginald
Lamb Mooin's square at the third We'll get back to you.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I take it. I've taken it. I've taken the post down.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Thank you, appreciate you, Hank.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know nobody loves you more than us.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, we love you, buddy, talking all right?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He hung up fast.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You guys aren't fucking important. I got to do some shopping.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm glad that got settled.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, me too. That kind of hurt my feelings yesterday, honest,
they really did. It wasn't the first time he's posted that.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Six months or so, he posted that same thing, and
then everybody piles in and the comments saying our station sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm like, dude, the citizen.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Bystaters here like, we don't even have beef with the
somebody wrot I can't remember who, but a few people.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
He's got some beef with some people, but.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's going back like twenty years ago here at wild
so it's not any current. It's not current beef, but
those posts make it sound like it's current beef.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh I need the state names of those people.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Right, and maybe a date on there. Yeah, two thousand
and one.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Or something, flame or like, not current members right?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh my god, I'm glad I'm shipping on us in
the comments.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh, I'm glad that we settled that with Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Feel good about that. Can Elvis changed his voice a
little better than fuck?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Bro job?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Seriously,
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