June 30, 2026 • 17 mins
On today's episode we revisit a topic about a man that was raising money for a surgery to extend one of his body parts.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have been waiting like a week for this Wild
Thoughts podcast. We were out last week, so we didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Do one obviously, Right, we're on vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Do you guys remember me talking about this guy named
Michael Phillips no with a micro penis? Yes? Oh yeah,
his micro was so micro that it was like smaller
than its pinky nail.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I still don't believe that there's eight billion people on
this planet.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
There's every variation of everything. You can ever imagine how
teeny tiny a pinky nail is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, So I think that might just be length because
this new just so his thing is measured at point
three eight inches long.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Point three eight inches is like, I don't know, let's
just call it three eighths of an inch or something
or right.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So, I mean it's tiny. So maybe they're just talking
about length, like it's shorter than his pinky nail, because
they're saying here that it's shorter than an aspirin tablet.
Like that's how tiny it is.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, three eighths of an inches point three seven five
So that's the same thing, an eighth of it. I
mean we're talking and you can't see on the podcast
because I'm holding up my fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean we're talking of inches is tiny, right.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So this guy was back in the news because he
started to go fundme to crowdfund his enlargement surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What could they even do?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Even if the dodges, like.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I can give you a double, dude, we're still not
even added inch.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Like I can increase you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Didn't think of it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I can increase your one hundred. That's a good question.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
It's got to be like a prosthetic because.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Where you're getting the extra skin from.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Because because when people do their like gender reconstructive I
don't know if I'm saying this correctly, gender reconstructive like surgeries.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, they can.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Add I think like an implant.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I think they can add like an implant, But I
don't know how that works.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's definitely a thing.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I don't know if that's what he would Removing it
is easier than getting one.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Obviously removing it vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He trips and falls some asphalts.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sometimes it might just just he gets up over God.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, like a like just yeah, just like a scrape guy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's gone right off.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, has anyone seen that something poor God.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So I went to his GoFundMe. He's trying to raise
twenty two thousand dollars. So far he's raised almost twelve
thousand of that, so he's making he's making. It's a
pretty good progress, I think. So I didn't realize I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Going to make a small donation. What you just do?
Like three cents?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So I didn't realize what this guy, you know, he's
from North Carolina, what he's had to like endure his
whole life because of this little thing. I mean, not
only is he a virgin, but it also and like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's logistically speaking, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But then also like going number one for example, Oh man, Yeah,
I didn't even I didn't even think about that the
last time we had talked about him.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So does he posts a picture of it on the
go fundme?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, it's a picture of his face. Why do you
want to see it?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Aren't you just out of genuine curiosity? Don't you want
to see it? I kind of do?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I mean just I'm sure there's other pictures of micros
out there, maybe not his.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Let me get my microscope, like does it? Do you know?
What I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm curious about the the anatomy of it, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And is there just like a normal set of nuts
under it? Tiny little dinky.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Nuts that I don't know because I bet he's got
normal nothing about micro nuts on here, so I think
they're normal size and just micro right.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So you know what I'm picturing an auty belly button.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
There you go with a big set of truck nuts
taking below it, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He's probably got normal man sized nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, unless he doesn't, unless those are just little dinky,
tiny little blueberries, you know, and then just a little
dinky one on top.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I need to see a picture now.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I want to do it, do a Google search. Maybe
maybe he's on there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm on the company WiFi right now, and I don't
need that.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You're not. You don't ever trust that any WiFi.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You're never looking through it. That's good point, o, serge,
you're on your own.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But I don't worry he hasn't.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
If there was a picture of it, you would have
seen it in the article by now, like you would
have the things you've read about it, you probably would
have seen.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It by now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Maybe Okay, yeah, and I haven't, so maybe there maybe
there isn't one. But anyways. So so going to the
bathroom has been like extremely difficult for him because he
can't he can't go like a normal person without making
a mess everywhere because it's not like you can like
aim it, so he sits still aim it you would
(04:36):
have to like really like hover and I guess like
be like laying on the toilet damn near because then
if then't go far enough. It's so tiny anyway, so as.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A result of that, you have to be leaning against
the urinal. He's not want to touch the urinal with you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So he's been having to wear like like pull ups basically,
And so that's why he wants to get this procedure done.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That doesn't he can sit?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, couldn't he sit?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
And or like or like really leaning over the toilet,
like when you're really hung over, Guys, what I'm talking about,
You put your one hand on the wall behind the toilet,
and you like, really, I don't even think.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's long enough to be able to aim to aim down?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What do you mean? What direction does it mean? If
you if you were like really.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like a button, like what like a little teeny teddy button,
you would really have to be like like perpendicular.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm just saying, yeah, that's why you put your hand
on the wall. Healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't think it's angles enough. You don't think he's
tried that. He said, it's making a fucking mess everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, you'd have to take if you're in a dress,
you'd have to take your pants off and your shoes
and your socks, and then shower after he goes in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Of course, you can pee in the shower.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, But what am I just going
normally throughout the day.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It's ripping.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You can't get past all the pubes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, oh, so you're gonna make a small donation gramm story.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That would be like as again, there are many physical
things that people are born with that you can't you know,
that's just where you're born.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That one would be from a man's perspective.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know what the female equivalent is, or if
there even is one. That would be one of the most.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Would be like having just a giant loose one.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where it's like hanging by your kneecaps. I guess yeah,
but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
There's still to be there.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
It would be easier for women to still find guys.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, because we don't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Guys just do anything any port in the storm, will
take whatever we can get.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So he did an interview with IGV official. I don't
know what that is, but I'm going to read this
straight from the articles, pretty sure, he recounted. He recounted
one mortifying incident in high school in which a girl
saw his tiny veen skirt and laughed at him, putting
him off pursuing dating and relationships for a long time.
(06:55):
He did have a couple of sexual experiences, but he
said he wasn't able to get it in and eventually
lost interests interest in romance entirely.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh that'd be the worst.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I blame you, ladies. See he was traumatized by you
guys laughing about it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Anytime there's you know, you hang out with a group
of girls and one of them has been with a
guy that's got a small one. Everybody knows about it.
Everybody hears about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh he's got a little one. He's got a little one. Oh, ladies,
you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not our problem.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Go back and.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Edit out all my jokes about the short and it's
a short interview and the small donation. Can you take
those out of the podcasts because I don't want to
be a part of the problem too late.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But it is ladies, I mean ladies, be honest.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You have your group of friends, and anytime if somebody
was to hook up with somebody that's got a dinky one,
everybody finds out about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, yeah, in our group, but we're not like laughing
at his like in his face.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
But don't you see that that sort of perpetuates the
problem a little bit.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, but that's because guys judge women to Yeah, and
it never starts with the men.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, just react.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
But he can turn his misery like now, with only
fans existing, he can make so much money.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And honestly, you should have turned this into yeah, like
a content creator, like you'd be rich.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Because people would be curious.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah again, I want to see a picture of it.
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I will, But like that takes I give this guy
some props because it takes a lot of bravery just
to come forward to even talk about this, you know,
and admit it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But I guess like that takes some real balls.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't know a lot of guys that would
be that would like openly admit to this because you
know it's embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Yeah, can he like, like I guess, quote slap the
ham or whatever, as Graham.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Likes to say, with a tiny little pair of tasers.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, you don't have to really do anything. He just
rubs on a pube.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And that's it.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Guys are so mean.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I wonder I'm just saying, must be very easy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He means, Pamela Henderson, she's too big for him. So
I don't know what he does. I don't know what
he does. He's got to get like a little action figure.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Hand, a little little Barbie dolls.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, like a little Barbie hands weird. Probably even something smaller.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah yeah, Polly pocket.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh yeah, little Polly Pocket. Probably do it. See you
guys are part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's what he needs. He needs a poly pocket rocket.
Yeah basically, yeah, like a just a tiny one, like
a mini one.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
But think about how life it's gonna change with this
new walking.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Around with that inch and a half or he finally
cracks an inch like this.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is mean making fun of them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He just is the one over here laughing the entire time.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I actually feel bad for this guy, and you didn't
even let me get to the good part, which is
a doctor is offered to do the surgery for free
because it's whether or nice. Whether or not he takes
him up on that offer, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
But so now he gets to keep twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, do I get my small donation back?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I should get.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I should get my money back if you're not raising
money for the thing that you said you're gonna raise
it for.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
But most people would just be like, yeah, anyway, just
ye take it.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I donated some money to the stranger. I want my
money back if you're not going.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
To use it.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, but maybe he's going to use it to go
out and take some ladies on a date with his
newfound confidence.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Why do I have to pay for that by him
a drink? He's turning his life around.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
You're part of that that you care about his recovery?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Him, I don't, Wow, I don't. I didn't make fun
of him.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Maybe he'll use that money to buy some really tenC
tiny little bandages to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You guys are the worst.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Apologize.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I do want to see his nuts though.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Why are you so obsessed.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just look him up.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But are you curious about so? Can you look at all?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
My kids use mine. I can't use my phone.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My cat uses.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Just look it up. It's for research.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
She's not old enough.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Just look at me.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Search Michael Phillips.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Anytime you search any thing, that's all your Instagram feeds
after that.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Sure, his picture's not going to be out there because
if it was out there, he'd be monetizing it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Can you just look it up?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Please, it's not there.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Try Michael Phillips. Phillips with one L.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I thought one of.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Those you know, Bonnie Blue or one of those other
ladies that just does all the viral stunts. I thought
she was on a quest to find the guy with
the dinkiest one has she has?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
She not found in?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Was she?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I swear that was the thing?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I think that's a thing. Let's see they look that
up and look up the dinky nuts. I feel like
they're normal size.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Would you find No, it all just looks.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
It's all just people showing like a reference photo on
a ruler to.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Show how small three eighths of an inches. Yeah, I
do a lot of construction.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, well, I just I just Google does a man
with the micro penis also have micro nuts?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Great?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And Google AI says, hey, the AI overview said, not necessarily.
While they can occur together, testical size or micro nuts
are not always linked. They don't call micro I said,
because that's the time. So it said micro nuts in parentheses.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I was like, what's he like?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're not they're not always always linked. Yeah, and so
what did you find? No pictures?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
No, I'm seeing a picture of him showing his pinky.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No is it tiny?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It's tiny?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
All?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I mean, I mean my.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Pinky nails there longer, My.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Pinky nails longer than three eighths of an inch, not
by much.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Poor guy anyway. So that's what I wanted to talk
about in the Wild thoughts.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Wing two weeks because I.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Saw were about the micro nuts. Would you ladies be
bothered by micro nuts?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Say? Normal size junk?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But micro nuts like they're like you can barely even
see them.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I don't care, Like I don't care about the nuts.
Are they a big deal to anyone? I don't think
it bother you if you had micro nuts?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Really, I feel like I got micro nuts.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Wouldn't it be better too, because then there's like a
less of a chance that they'll get like squished by someone,
since you guys arere babies when.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It comes to better just like proportionally looking, it make
your junk look bigger if you're if you're at micro nuts, Yeah,
Like whoa.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm like, yeah, do guys want big nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At least in a picture?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know that would be I guess I guess
you probably don't want micro nuts, but you still some nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, I can't speak for all women, I guess,
but like I would assume most don't really care about that.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That guy west On summer House in the reunion.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
In the reunion, I think you could look up as
junk online because somebody circulated a picture online. So during
the reunion, some of the guys are kind of giggling
on the couch and they're like there's a photo going around.
He's like, oh my god, what And it's a picture
of his junk that got leaked that day or whatever,
and so everyone saw it and he they showed it
to him on one of their phones and he's like, yeah,
(14:05):
that's me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think we talked about that.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Maybe I can't that familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Anyways, it's a picture of him, not extended.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Not wait, just you look it up, Wilson.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, not full like what guy? And even Kate like
what guy would take a picture of their junk?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Not you know, and it's peak what the physical look
And he like looked at it and was like, yeah,
that's me. He confirmed to look on Twitter. Probably so
there's a d pic out there of him And again not.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I have not. I didn't look it up.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I totally forgot about it until you were talking about micronuts.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Okay, let me go on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
But like it got leaked out there and everyone because
everybody on the Summer House reunion and were watching.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
This, did you guys? You guys have no no interest
in like looking it up right then and there. No,
could you be weird about if your wife wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To see it?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Wait, sheha be worded out. She found out you wanted
to see it. Probably why would it bother you if
she wanted to see it.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
In that moment, like if it's a viral thing and
you want to go look at whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I can't look it.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Up you guys on Twitter because I'm lugged into the wild.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Fine, I'll go on my twitterka.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The thing is then every time.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
And Twitter doesn't hide anything, so I.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Know this is Twitter is terrible nowadays.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No who even uses Twitter? The only this is why
people still are still on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The only Wes Wilson leak, Like where is it?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
The only problem with not being on the company WiFi
is the studio is a fucking black hole for cell service.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And it should things sitting there spinning.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But Wes Wilson uh leaked photo.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I thought d pick would have been, would have sufficed,
but it didn't. Sorry, people listen to this podcast are like,
I've already seen it.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I don't even know what Wes Wilson looks like.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
To be honest, his his uh like character on Summerhouse.
He went from like everybody girls swooning over him, I
don't like his and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's like not, it's not coming up.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
We must have There's no way.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
He's not like Beyonce. You don't just get shit scrubed
from the fun.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He must have ceased and desist the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, the pic was out there and they were all
giggling about it on the couch. But again, what guy
is taking a picture of their stuff not at its
peak performance or close.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
To At least, I got nothing. I can't find it.
That's that. Now it's in my search history. Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I refuse to give up.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Slenna is on a mission. Lock In. Let me know
what you find. Lock In.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
It's gonna be the longest podcast ever, just.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Just listening to people scrolling looking for stuff. Just where
are you watching the Mexico Ecuador game tonight?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Probably at home because it's later.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What are you talking about? Six o'clock?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Yeah, but as soon as the game's over, I have
to watch the new episode of Love Island back to back,
and it's it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Be a good one tonight. How do you notice the
knockout round of the World Cup?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
How do you not want to be out like jugging
beers and like high fiving people?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Because I'm on a schedule, so I have to.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
So it has to be because both the game starts
at six, Love Island episode drops at sick.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
A bunch of other dicks are popping up. I'm out other.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Dicks are popping up or in his case, hanging so gross.
In his case, hanging.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Down Okay, that was gross, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And you came up with nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Nothing, nothing West related, and you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Said you used the site dickfinder dot com. No oh, never.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Mind, all right, yeah, we're done here.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Okay,
I have been waiting like a week for this Wild
Thoughts podcast. We were out last week, so we didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Do one obviously, Right, we're on vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Do you guys remember me talking about this guy named
Michael Phillips no with a micro penis? Yes? Oh yeah,
his micro was so micro that it was like smaller
than its pinky nail.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I still don't believe that there's eight billion people on
this planet.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
There's every variation of everything. You can ever imagine how
teeny tiny a pinky nail is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, So I think that might just be length because
this new just so his thing is measured at point
three eight inches long.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Point three eight inches is like, I don't know, let's
just call it three eighths of an inch or something
or right.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So, I mean it's tiny. So maybe they're just talking
about length, like it's shorter than his pinky nail, because
they're saying here that it's shorter than an aspirin tablet.
Like that's how tiny it is.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, three eighths of an inches point three seven five
So that's the same thing, an eighth of it. I
mean we're talking and you can't see on the podcast
because I'm holding up my fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean we're talking of inches is tiny, right.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So this guy was back in the news because he
started to go fundme to crowdfund his enlargement surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What could they even do?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Even if the dodges, like.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I can give you a double, dude, we're still not
even added inch.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Like I can increase you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Didn't think of it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I can increase your one hundred. That's a good question.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
It's got to be like a prosthetic because.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Where you're getting the extra skin from.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Because because when people do their like gender reconstructive I
don't know if I'm saying this correctly, gender reconstructive like surgeries.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, they can.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Add I think like an implant.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I think they can add like an implant, But I
don't know how that works.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's definitely a thing.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I don't know if that's what he would Removing it
is easier than getting one.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Obviously removing it vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He trips and falls some asphalts.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sometimes it might just just he gets up over God.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, like a like just yeah, just like a scrape guy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's gone right off.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, has anyone seen that something poor God.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So I went to his GoFundMe. He's trying to raise
twenty two thousand dollars. So far he's raised almost twelve
thousand of that, so he's making he's making. It's a
pretty good progress, I think. So I didn't realize I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Going to make a small donation. What you just do?
Like three cents?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So I didn't realize what this guy, you know, he's
from North Carolina, what he's had to like endure his
whole life because of this little thing. I mean, not
only is he a virgin, but it also and like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's logistically speaking, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But then also like going number one for example, Oh man, Yeah,
I didn't even I didn't even think about that the
last time we had talked about him.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So does he posts a picture of it on the
go fundme?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, it's a picture of his face. Why do you
want to see it?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Aren't you just out of genuine curiosity? Don't you want
to see it? I kind of do?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I mean just I'm sure there's other pictures of micros
out there, maybe not his.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Let me get my microscope, like does it? Do you know?
What I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm curious about the the anatomy of it, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And is there just like a normal set of nuts
under it? Tiny little dinky.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Nuts that I don't know because I bet he's got
normal nothing about micro nuts on here, so I think
they're normal size and just micro right.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So you know what I'm picturing an auty belly button.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
There you go with a big set of truck nuts
taking below it, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He's probably got normal man sized nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, unless he doesn't, unless those are just little dinky,
tiny little blueberries, you know, and then just a little
dinky one on top.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I need to see a picture now.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I want to do it, do a Google search. Maybe
maybe he's on there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm on the company WiFi right now, and I don't
need that.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You're not. You don't ever trust that any WiFi.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You're never looking through it. That's good point, o, serge,
you're on your own.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But I don't worry he hasn't.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
If there was a picture of it, you would have
seen it in the article by now, like you would
have the things you've read about it, you probably would
have seen.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It by now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Maybe Okay, yeah, and I haven't, so maybe there maybe
there isn't one. But anyways. So so going to the
bathroom has been like extremely difficult for him because he
can't he can't go like a normal person without making
a mess everywhere because it's not like you can like
aim it, so he sits still aim it you would
(04:36):
have to like really like hover and I guess like
be like laying on the toilet damn near because then
if then't go far enough. It's so tiny anyway, so as.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A result of that, you have to be leaning against
the urinal. He's not want to touch the urinal with you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So he's been having to wear like like pull ups basically,
And so that's why he wants to get this procedure done.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That doesn't he can sit?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, couldn't he sit?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
And or like or like really leaning over the toilet,
like when you're really hung over, Guys, what I'm talking about,
You put your one hand on the wall behind the toilet,
and you like, really, I don't even think.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's long enough to be able to aim to aim down?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What do you mean? What direction does it mean? If
you if you were like really.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like a button, like what like a little teeny teddy button,
you would really have to be like like perpendicular.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm just saying, yeah, that's why you put your hand
on the wall. Healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't think it's angles enough. You don't think he's
tried that. He said, it's making a fucking mess everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, you'd have to take if you're in a dress,
you'd have to take your pants off and your shoes
and your socks, and then shower after he goes in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Of course, you can pee in the shower.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, But what am I just going
normally throughout the day.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It's ripping.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You can't get past all the pubes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, oh, so you're gonna make a small donation gramm story.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That would be like as again, there are many physical
things that people are born with that you can't you know,
that's just where you're born.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That one would be from a man's perspective.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know what the female equivalent is, or if
there even is one. That would be one of the most.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Would be like having just a giant loose one.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where it's like hanging by your kneecaps. I guess yeah,
but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
There's still to be there.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
It would be easier for women to still find guys.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, because we don't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Guys just do anything any port in the storm, will
take whatever we can get.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So he did an interview with IGV official. I don't
know what that is, but I'm going to read this
straight from the articles, pretty sure, he recounted. He recounted
one mortifying incident in high school in which a girl
saw his tiny veen skirt and laughed at him, putting
him off pursuing dating and relationships for a long time.
(06:55):
He did have a couple of sexual experiences, but he
said he wasn't able to get it in and eventually
lost interests interest in romance entirely.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh that'd be the worst.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I blame you, ladies. See he was traumatized by you
guys laughing about it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Anytime there's you know, you hang out with a group
of girls and one of them has been with a
guy that's got a small one. Everybody knows about it.
Everybody hears about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh he's got a little one. He's got a little one. Oh, ladies,
you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not our problem.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Go back and.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Edit out all my jokes about the short and it's
a short interview and the small donation. Can you take
those out of the podcasts because I don't want to
be a part of the problem too late.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But it is ladies, I mean ladies, be honest.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You have your group of friends, and anytime if somebody
was to hook up with somebody that's got a dinky one,
everybody finds out about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, yeah, in our group, but we're not like laughing
at his like in his face.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
But don't you see that that sort of perpetuates the
problem a little bit.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, but that's because guys judge women to Yeah, and
it never starts with the men.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, just react.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
But he can turn his misery like now, with only
fans existing, he can make so much money.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And honestly, you should have turned this into yeah, like
a content creator, like you'd be rich.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Because people would be curious.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah again, I want to see a picture of it.
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I will, But like that takes I give this guy
some props because it takes a lot of bravery just
to come forward to even talk about this, you know,
and admit it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But I guess like that takes some real balls.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't know a lot of guys that would
be that would like openly admit to this because you
know it's embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Yeah, can he like, like I guess, quote slap the
ham or whatever, as Graham.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Likes to say, with a tiny little pair of tasers.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, you don't have to really do anything. He just
rubs on a pube.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And that's it.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Guys are so mean.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I wonder I'm just saying, must be very easy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He means, Pamela Henderson, she's too big for him. So
I don't know what he does. I don't know what
he does. He's got to get like a little action figure.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Hand, a little little Barbie dolls.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, like a little Barbie hands weird. Probably even something smaller.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah yeah, Polly pocket.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh yeah, little Polly Pocket. Probably do it. See you
guys are part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's what he needs. He needs a poly pocket rocket.
Yeah basically, yeah, like a just a tiny one, like
a mini one.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
But think about how life it's gonna change with this
new walking.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Around with that inch and a half or he finally
cracks an inch like this.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is mean making fun of them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He just is the one over here laughing the entire time.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I actually feel bad for this guy, and you didn't
even let me get to the good part, which is
a doctor is offered to do the surgery for free
because it's whether or nice. Whether or not he takes
him up on that offer, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
But so now he gets to keep twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, do I get my small donation back?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I should get.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I should get my money back if you're not raising
money for the thing that you said you're gonna raise
it for.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
But most people would just be like, yeah, anyway, just
ye take it.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I donated some money to the stranger. I want my
money back if you're not going.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
To use it.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, but maybe he's going to use it to go
out and take some ladies on a date with his
newfound confidence.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Why do I have to pay for that by him
a drink? He's turning his life around.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
You're part of that that you care about his recovery?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Him, I don't, Wow, I don't. I didn't make fun
of him.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Maybe he'll use that money to buy some really tenC
tiny little bandages to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You guys are the worst.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Apologize.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I do want to see his nuts though.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Why are you so obsessed.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just look him up.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But are you curious about so? Can you look at all?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
My kids use mine. I can't use my phone.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My cat uses.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Just look it up. It's for research.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
She's not old enough.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Just look at me.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Search Michael Phillips.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Anytime you search any thing, that's all your Instagram feeds
after that.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Sure, his picture's not going to be out there because
if it was out there, he'd be monetizing it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Can you just look it up?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Please, it's not there.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Try Michael Phillips. Phillips with one L.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I thought one of.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Those you know, Bonnie Blue or one of those other
ladies that just does all the viral stunts. I thought
she was on a quest to find the guy with
the dinkiest one has she has?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
She not found in?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Was she?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I swear that was the thing?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I think that's a thing. Let's see they look that
up and look up the dinky nuts. I feel like
they're normal size.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Would you find No, it all just looks.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
It's all just people showing like a reference photo on
a ruler to.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Show how small three eighths of an inches. Yeah, I
do a lot of construction.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, well, I just I just Google does a man
with the micro penis also have micro nuts?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Great?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And Google AI says, hey, the AI overview said, not necessarily.
While they can occur together, testical size or micro nuts
are not always linked. They don't call micro I said,
because that's the time. So it said micro nuts in parentheses.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I was like, what's he like?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're not they're not always always linked. Yeah, and so
what did you find? No pictures?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
No, I'm seeing a picture of him showing his pinky.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No is it tiny?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It's tiny?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
All?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I mean, I mean my.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Pinky nails there longer, My.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Pinky nails longer than three eighths of an inch, not
by much.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Poor guy anyway. So that's what I wanted to talk
about in the Wild thoughts.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Wing two weeks because I.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Saw were about the micro nuts. Would you ladies be
bothered by micro nuts?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Say? Normal size junk?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But micro nuts like they're like you can barely even
see them.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I don't care, Like I don't care about the nuts.
Are they a big deal to anyone? I don't think
it bother you if you had micro nuts?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Really, I feel like I got micro nuts.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Wouldn't it be better too, because then there's like a
less of a chance that they'll get like squished by someone,
since you guys arere babies when.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It comes to better just like proportionally looking, it make
your junk look bigger if you're if you're at micro nuts, Yeah,
Like whoa.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm like, yeah, do guys want big nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At least in a picture?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know that would be I guess I guess
you probably don't want micro nuts, but you still some nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, I can't speak for all women, I guess,
but like I would assume most don't really care about that.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That guy west On summer House in the reunion.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
In the reunion, I think you could look up as
junk online because somebody circulated a picture online. So during
the reunion, some of the guys are kind of giggling
on the couch and they're like there's a photo going around.
He's like, oh my god, what And it's a picture
of his junk that got leaked that day or whatever,
and so everyone saw it and he they showed it
to him on one of their phones and he's like, yeah,
(14:05):
that's me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think we talked about that.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Maybe I can't that familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Anyways, it's a picture of him, not extended.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Not wait, just you look it up, Wilson.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, not full like what guy? And even Kate like
what guy would take a picture of their junk?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Not you know, and it's peak what the physical look
And he like looked at it and was like, yeah,
that's me. He confirmed to look on Twitter. Probably so
there's a d pic out there of him And again not.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I have not. I didn't look it up.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I totally forgot about it until you were talking about micronuts.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Okay, let me go on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
But like it got leaked out there and everyone because
everybody on the Summer House reunion and were watching.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
This, did you guys? You guys have no no interest
in like looking it up right then and there. No,
could you be weird about if your wife wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To see it?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Wait, sheha be worded out. She found out you wanted
to see it. Probably why would it bother you if
she wanted to see it.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
In that moment, like if it's a viral thing and
you want to go look at whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I can't look it.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Up you guys on Twitter because I'm lugged into the wild.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Fine, I'll go on my twitterka.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The thing is then every time.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
And Twitter doesn't hide anything, so I.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Know this is Twitter is terrible nowadays.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No who even uses Twitter? The only this is why
people still are still on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The only Wes Wilson leak, Like where is it?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
The only problem with not being on the company WiFi
is the studio is a fucking black hole for cell service.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And it should things sitting there spinning.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But Wes Wilson uh leaked photo.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I thought d pick would have been, would have sufficed,
but it didn't. Sorry, people listen to this podcast are like,
I've already seen it.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I don't even know what Wes Wilson looks like.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
To be honest, his his uh like character on Summerhouse.
He went from like everybody girls swooning over him, I
don't like his and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's like not, it's not coming up.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
We must have There's no way.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
He's not like Beyonce. You don't just get shit scrubed
from the fun.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He must have ceased and desist the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, the pic was out there and they were all
giggling about it on the couch. But again, what guy
is taking a picture of their stuff not at its
peak performance or close.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
To At least, I got nothing. I can't find it.
That's that. Now it's in my search history. Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I refuse to give up.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Slenna is on a mission. Lock In. Let me know
what you find. Lock In.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
It's gonna be the longest podcast ever, just.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Just listening to people scrolling looking for stuff. Just where
are you watching the Mexico Ecuador game tonight?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Probably at home because it's later.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What are you talking about? Six o'clock?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Yeah, but as soon as the game's over, I have
to watch the new episode of Love Island back to back,
and it's it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Be a good one tonight. How do you notice the
knockout round of the World Cup?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
How do you not want to be out like jugging
beers and like high fiving people?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Because I'm on a schedule, so I have to.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
So it has to be because both the game starts
at six, Love Island episode drops at sick.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
A bunch of other dicks are popping up. I'm out other.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Dicks are popping up or in his case, hanging so gross.
In his case, hanging.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Down Okay, that was gross, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And you came up with nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Nothing, nothing West related, and you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Said you used the site dickfinder dot com. No oh, never.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Mind, all right, yeah, we're done here.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Okay,
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