August 18, 2026 • 16 mins
On today's episode we talk about a controversy in the cycling world, and Selena's sister tells us about her most recent dream.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How is it only Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
What the longest week ever?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Isn't just supposed to open the Wild Thoughts podcast singing
like wow.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Wow, Yeah, what happened to that Wild Wild Thoughts?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Kind of nasally, that's gonna be a noe for me, Doug,
I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
One thing I did want to bring to the Wild
Thoughts right off the bat this morning. Do you guys
remember because there's a scandal that's been sort of ongoing,
But first you remember the Olympic ski jumping scandal where
guys were adding stuffing around their nuts in their sack
to fly farther on the ski jumping Well, sort of
the equivalent is happening right now. Maybe the race is over,
(00:41):
but there's a Tour de France race that's the men's race,
and then there's a female Tour de France Tour de
fems or something. I don't know what they call it,
but anyways, ladies have been stuffing their bazoomers.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
WHOA what does that do?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It increases your arrow dying dynamics, So does.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That work with like if you have regular big bazoomers
or is it something about what they're stuffing it with?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So, it's you have an advantage as a cyclist if
you already have big bazoomers. For those of you that
don't have big boobs, if you stuff it up, ideally.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's more of like a really big unibub.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But apparently this has been a big scandal during the
bike race with teams calling out other teams like they're
clearly stuffing too much, because if you think of it's
sort of counterintuitive, you'd think, like, you know, really big boobs,
those are gonna be slowing you down. That's what I
would be like what it's doing though, and particularly if
you mush them forward almost to like one giant unibube
(01:40):
in the front. You picture an air you picture an
airplane wing. It's sort of tilted upwards, but an airplane
wing is causing air to move quicker around it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're making your.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Chest rather than be flat where the air is just
hitting against you, you're making yourself more in all the.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Flat chesters are mad. Yes, oh my god, so the drama.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And so they're stuffing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So we had guys stuffing their nutsacks to fly farther
on the ski jump. Turns out ladies stuffing their boobs
to make them cycle faster any comment from the larger
tested community, Selim, do you feel like do you feel
like they should not be able to stuff or should
it be fair game?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They should be able to have what you have.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's like either everyone needs to be yeah, yeah, and
actually it's like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What about the guys that have naturally a bigger nutsack
and they're flying and they're jumping far.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Stuffing shouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And some other.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Guys with the small nutsacks, like myself, like they don't
jump as far.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, stuffing shouldn't be allowed. It's like if you were
blessed with a massive nutsack, like, good for you. I
mean this comes down to ability. Like if you're just
not good, then just don't compete.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They're talking about fractions of an inch or a second.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
They can't.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's like someone with a massive nutsack or like big bazoomers.
It's like you can't help that. That's just you. You know,
you're just competing with what God gave you.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But what I mean, do go and it's not what
God give you because you what if can you not
stuff but go get them done?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm sure you can also do that. What what
about that?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like a loophole.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What about guys that are filling up their sacks.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I think everybody is allowed to stuff, even if you
already have big like whatever, right.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
But then those with the big bazoomers, I mean, what
they can stuff on top of that and goven faster.
That's why at that point it's getting ridiculous. I think
no stuffing should be allowed.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, stuff, so only higher for your cycling team chicks
with great cans?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, okay, good? All right? So yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Something else I wanted to bring to the Wild Thoughts
a podcast today. I just saw an advertisement and I
would like to play you guys a clip of this advertisement,
because this one's got me scratching my head a little bit.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
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Speaker 7 (03:56):
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Speaker 6 (04:00):
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Speaker 2 (04:21):
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Speaker 1 (04:29):
Short. What the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
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This is a liquid death and grudge burn. That's Jason Kelsey.
His voice you hear at the start he's actually peen
and you see pee going into a mug, like a
clear glass mug, and then he walks out with the
pee and he's joined by all sorts of other people
singing in the field, and they're all carrying their pee
because he's saying, look, these AI data centers, we know
(05:01):
they use a lot of water. Why can't they use
P to cool them? So let's all pee on computers together.
Are you guys with this new we want your P movement?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
How do you don't your P?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They have a resealable beer mug that they're going to
be shipping out to people, so you can peel it,
seal it up, and then deliver it to your favorite AI.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Data If they're actually doing this.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
They're having there. They are making a resealable P mug
if you will. Whether or not you get it to
your local AI data center, that's probably more on you.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't think they're actually collect growth the P. I
think this is a great idea.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
You guys, Are they paying or it's just for free
ninety nine donations?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It feels it's just for fun.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is just so that the AI data centers don't
have to use all of our water cooling themselves just
so you can make an AI generated image of you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's warm, right, that's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
But I guess during the time it gets there, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The same temperature as water or just those some ice
cubes and is like an iced p Yeah. One guy
does take a sip of his pea and okay, okay,
I want to ask you, ladies, if it was let's
just say it was of environmental importance. I mean, which
it is, but let's just say this was an actual
campaign and they needed everybody to fill up a mug
of their pee and then ship it into them. They'll
(06:17):
pay for all the shipping costs and everything. Would you
guys fill up a mug of your pea?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Do I got to like hand drop it off to someone?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, you just like the doctor's office. So you just
put it in a window and somebody gets it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, you just put it in a mailer box and
then slap a label on it and then your local
mail man picking it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I guess if it's gonna help save the planet, you
fill up a pee?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, your p Yeah, because they.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Won't be using so much water? Yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think it's a great idea. Just a pee in
a mug and package it up and ship it.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yep, better than you know. Our planet dying a little
by little.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I'm saying water.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Think of all the PA that's wasted every single day.
Flush down the tubes. This is in great environmental initiative. Again,
this is liquid death teaming up with garage beer.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't know. I'm not familiar with grudge beer, but
I know look at death.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Don't want that?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, okay, can I bring my my sister on?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I have to call you guys, talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Why I dial her number because I need to tell
you about this hilarious thing.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
We can't talk amongst ourselves. Why we're still talking?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why don't you just say her phone number out loud
for those of you, which sister.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Is all dial at the same time, the.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Fun one, the boring one, or the sass Why do
you say that because you labeled your three sisters?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is the fun one?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Wait, there's a mean one too, isn't there?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I only have three sisters.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
The mean one is the.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Older one's she's not even mean one, and a grumpy
one right, It's like the seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is the fun one.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
This is.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Liz or Lizzy. Yeah, okay, hang you're so this is
for our podcast. You're on our podcast right now. But
just hang on, let me just let me set this up.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
So the other day, I get a call and I'm
at home and I pick up the phone. It's her
and she's like, hey, are you by yourself right now?
And I'm like yeah, like the kids are upstate or whatever.
And she's like, okay, because I had a dream that
I jacked off Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Bro gross, please explain.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And give out your social handles while you're at it.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
No, No, I don't so. I when I woke up,
I didn't remember I had that dream. And I was
scrolling on Instagram and I scrolled by a picture of
Michael Jackson and then I had like this the scariest flashback,
Like it was like a jump scare.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I was like, oh my god, that happens last night.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But why were you, uh well, why do you think?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
So?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Okay, I think it's because I was working where. What
I do like at my new job over here is
I like schedule music. And I schedule music for one
of our hot a Sea stations, which plays a lot
of Michael Jackson. So a big portion of me working
on that music log is supperating all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The Michael Jackson music.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
And it's like it like stresses me out.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's a problem. It pisses me off every day.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That was right, But like, what happened in a dream
that led to you like jacking him off?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
No, I don't remember. I just remembered that I jacked
him off. I remember anything leading up to that. I
don't remember anything after he finished my.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Clean up This is a family podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And then and then she told my mom that she
had a sexual dream about Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Why would you.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Say that to her because you brought it up in
front of her, I didn't Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Idea? What was Michael Jackson? What was dream? Michael Jackson packing?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh, it's massive. It was like cartoonish cartoon.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
It was like, yeah, it was like an animated like
cartoon dream, and.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was huge.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Were you my picture of being Dinky?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So you were a cartoon?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Were you cartoon or were you like a real, a
real person.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I'm a real boy.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh no, we've lost hello he yeah, hello, okay? Yeah?
Were you a cartoon or a real person. I don't remember.
I don't remember that being like a thing.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Is there a chance this was a memory that you
just repressed and this actually happened.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's not his type, like when I was small?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Did the how do I ask this about? Did the
carpet match the drape? But not do you don't want
to asking I want to know what?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, like did he have?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
But aligo down there? Is that what you're asking? Y?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What color was it this?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
But it was cartoon, so it could have been different.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It was definitely why at that point?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
But did he get his junk whitened?
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I don't I I thought he didn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I thought it was I don't know it was.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But then he went through a procedure to go all
one directly.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
But doesn't that does There's something you take and so
it takes it like makes your entire body lighter.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, And it was it was white, Michael, that's what
you were asked. It was white, Michael.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Okay, so his junk was white?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, it was white.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, take this out of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is sick.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You guys are discussed so gross, so gross.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Seriously, what's your social media?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But okay, but she thinks I just banged him.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
She doesn't know why I jacked him all, well, I think
you should have said that would have been better.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, I think h is way better than getting better.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Tell my mom that. How do I tell my mom
that I jacked him off? That sounds way nice. You
had a dream about fucking him?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And what was her response? She told me I needed
to go to church.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That's her response to everything.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I know, your guys, mom, Now she's going to put
up on Michael Jackson poach poster in your childhood room
when you come home for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, I do room? So yeah, you don't have rooms?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You guys?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did my parents split up and we lost the house.
Thanks for bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Story not as sad as jerking off Michael Jackson, but
a sad story nonetheless.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Anyway, it was pretty traumatizing. Okay, I just wanted them
to hear about your dream. Let you get back to work.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Do you want to give out your social media handles?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't. They don't think it's as funny as we did.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Like that entire day, Like I could not stop laughing,
like I would like text her like I'm thinking about
it again.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I can't help laughing.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'muldn't be thinking about it for a long time.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Let me see our instagram is at if you want
to imagine her chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, remember, Michael Jackson, I want to get you some followers.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, everyone follow my sister.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Comment in the comments? Why I actually want you to.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I want you to get followers. No you don't. Why
are you mad?
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Because I said twice no, I don't want to give
up my social handle, and.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're like, okay, here, it is everything. I can't do
that to you.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Take it out of the po we'll take that part
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You won't.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We just gave you our word chance.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It does look through the cracks and it stays in here.
Everyone go follow her. Yeah, she's the hot fun one.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
All right, well there you go. Okay, thanks for sharing.
You're welcome day guys. Bye bye awkward.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, she's getting fired for sure for being sick.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad she said.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Wonder they play so much Michael Jackson in this station.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, she's all hot and sweaty to it.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We have a talk back.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Good morning, This is Robert All right, if you were
to send up picture accident embarrassing to your parents, your siblings,
your in law all right.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I be honest, I don't know what the fuck you
just need said.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
If you were to accidentally send a nude picture, who
would it be most embarrassing to send it to? Your parents,
your siblings, or your in laws in laws?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It would be most embarrassing to It's got to be
the in laws, right, No, I think my parents.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You would rather send a nude racy picture to your
in laws than to than to your parents or your
siblings because your sister, she would understand siblings, that's a
no brainer that they don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
They're jerking off. Michael Jackson. Yeah, so they've seen it
all and your mom has.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Saw you at one point. She doesn't care. Yeah, I
mean your dad, that'd be.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Awkward, yeah, hello, Yeah, but the in laws that's.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Even more awkward.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I feel like my mother in law, it's like she
gets it. She probably does the same thing, So I
feel I would rather get sent to her than my mom,
who was like against sex and everything.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Like, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I would never be able to go over the in
laws house again after that either.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
So you would rather send your nudes to your mom, Jess,
I guess and your stepdad what.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Okay, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I mean, none of it's ideal, but I.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Know it's ideal, but I feel like i'm more. I
would be way more embarrassed if the in law saw
my picture.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Same.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I feel like they'd be thinking about every time I
was over there. My parents would be like, yeah, whatever,
he's a human being.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Like I would die, my parents, But this is the
woman that's gonna marry our son.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yep, good job. So I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
As we were talking, I just turned the MIC's off.
Sorry about that, but we're back.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
We're back.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It was only down for like three seconds while we
were doing this cackling. We're back. Sorry about that, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I think that was well. Things got weird today.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, we got the Michael Jackson dream covered. Jess wants
to send her parents news. I mean, it wouldn't be
a podcast if I didn't up and turn the mics off.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ye, So there's that. I think we're done all the boxes.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Sounds good.
How is it only Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
What the longest week ever?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Isn't just supposed to open the Wild Thoughts podcast singing
like wow.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Wow, Yeah, what happened to that Wild Wild Thoughts?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Kind of nasally, that's gonna be a noe for me, Doug,
I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
One thing I did want to bring to the Wild
Thoughts right off the bat this morning. Do you guys
remember because there's a scandal that's been sort of ongoing,
But first you remember the Olympic ski jumping scandal where
guys were adding stuffing around their nuts in their sack
to fly farther on the ski jumping Well, sort of
the equivalent is happening right now. Maybe the race is over,
(00:41):
but there's a Tour de France race that's the men's race,
and then there's a female Tour de France Tour de
fems or something. I don't know what they call it,
but anyways, ladies have been stuffing their bazoomers.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
WHOA what does that do?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It increases your arrow dying dynamics, So does.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That work with like if you have regular big bazoomers
or is it something about what they're stuffing it with?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So, it's you have an advantage as a cyclist if
you already have big bazoomers. For those of you that
don't have big boobs, if you stuff it up, ideally.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's more of like a really big unibub.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But apparently this has been a big scandal during the
bike race with teams calling out other teams like they're
clearly stuffing too much, because if you think of it's
sort of counterintuitive, you'd think, like, you know, really big boobs,
those are gonna be slowing you down. That's what I
would be like what it's doing though, and particularly if
you mush them forward almost to like one giant unibube
(01:40):
in the front. You picture an air you picture an
airplane wing. It's sort of tilted upwards, but an airplane
wing is causing air to move quicker around it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're making your.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Chest rather than be flat where the air is just
hitting against you, you're making yourself more in all the.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Flat chesters are mad. Yes, oh my god, so the drama.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And so they're stuffing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So we had guys stuffing their nutsacks to fly farther
on the ski jump. Turns out ladies stuffing their boobs
to make them cycle faster any comment from the larger
tested community, Selim, do you feel like do you feel
like they should not be able to stuff or should
it be fair game?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They should be able to have what you have.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's like either everyone needs to be yeah, yeah, and
actually it's like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What about the guys that have naturally a bigger nutsack
and they're flying and they're jumping far.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Stuffing shouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And some other.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Guys with the small nutsacks, like myself, like they don't
jump as far.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, stuffing shouldn't be allowed. It's like if you were
blessed with a massive nutsack, like, good for you. I
mean this comes down to ability. Like if you're just
not good, then just don't compete.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They're talking about fractions of an inch or a second.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
They can't.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's like someone with a massive nutsack or like big bazoomers.
It's like you can't help that. That's just you. You know,
you're just competing with what God gave you.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But what I mean, do go and it's not what
God give you because you what if can you not
stuff but go get them done?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm sure you can also do that. What what
about that?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like a loophole.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What about guys that are filling up their sacks.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I think everybody is allowed to stuff, even if you
already have big like whatever, right.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
But then those with the big bazoomers, I mean, what
they can stuff on top of that and goven faster.
That's why at that point it's getting ridiculous. I think
no stuffing should be allowed.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, stuff, so only higher for your cycling team chicks
with great cans?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, okay, good? All right? So yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Something else I wanted to bring to the Wild Thoughts
a podcast today. I just saw an advertisement and I
would like to play you guys a clip of this advertisement,
because this one's got me scratching my head a little bit.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
AI data centers wet millions of gallons of water. That's
why I look with definitely. Garage Beer decided to team up.
We want your pee to cool these data centers.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
We want your.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Short. Let's be on computers together, launch, join on imports, it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Shot, let's be.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Short. What the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We want your It's a new campaign. We want your pee.
This is a liquid death and grudge burn. That's Jason Kelsey.
His voice you hear at the start he's actually peen
and you see pee going into a mug, like a
clear glass mug, and then he walks out with the
pee and he's joined by all sorts of other people
singing in the field, and they're all carrying their pee
because he's saying, look, these AI data centers, we know
(05:01):
they use a lot of water. Why can't they use
P to cool them? So let's all pee on computers together.
Are you guys with this new we want your P movement?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
How do you don't your P?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They have a resealable beer mug that they're going to
be shipping out to people, so you can peel it,
seal it up, and then deliver it to your favorite AI.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Data If they're actually doing this.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
They're having there. They are making a resealable P mug
if you will. Whether or not you get it to
your local AI data center, that's probably more on you.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't think they're actually collect growth the P. I
think this is a great idea.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
You guys, Are they paying or it's just for free
ninety nine donations?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It feels it's just for fun.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is just so that the AI data centers don't
have to use all of our water cooling themselves just
so you can make an AI generated image of you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's warm, right, that's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
But I guess during the time it gets there, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The same temperature as water or just those some ice
cubes and is like an iced p Yeah. One guy
does take a sip of his pea and okay, okay,
I want to ask you, ladies, if it was let's
just say it was of environmental importance. I mean, which
it is, but let's just say this was an actual
campaign and they needed everybody to fill up a mug
of their pee and then ship it into them. They'll
(06:17):
pay for all the shipping costs and everything. Would you
guys fill up a mug of your pea?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Do I got to like hand drop it off to someone?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, you just like the doctor's office. So you just
put it in a window and somebody gets it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, you just put it in a mailer box and
then slap a label on it and then your local
mail man picking it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I guess if it's gonna help save the planet, you
fill up a pee?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, your p Yeah, because they.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Won't be using so much water? Yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think it's a great idea. Just a pee in
a mug and package it up and ship it.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yep, better than you know. Our planet dying a little
by little.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I'm saying water.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Think of all the PA that's wasted every single day.
Flush down the tubes. This is in great environmental initiative. Again,
this is liquid death teaming up with garage beer.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't know. I'm not familiar with grudge beer, but
I know look at death.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Don't want that?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, okay, can I bring my my sister on?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I have to call you guys, talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Why I dial her number because I need to tell
you about this hilarious thing.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
We can't talk amongst ourselves. Why we're still talking?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why don't you just say her phone number out loud
for those of you, which sister.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Is all dial at the same time, the.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Fun one, the boring one, or the sass Why do
you say that because you labeled your three sisters?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is the fun one?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Wait, there's a mean one too, isn't there?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I only have three sisters.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
The mean one is the.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Older one's she's not even mean one, and a grumpy
one right, It's like the seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is the fun one.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
This is.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Liz or Lizzy. Yeah, okay, hang you're so this is
for our podcast. You're on our podcast right now. But
just hang on, let me just let me set this up.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
So the other day, I get a call and I'm
at home and I pick up the phone. It's her
and she's like, hey, are you by yourself right now?
And I'm like yeah, like the kids are upstate or whatever.
And she's like, okay, because I had a dream that
I jacked off Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Bro gross, please explain.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And give out your social handles while you're at it.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
No, No, I don't so. I when I woke up,
I didn't remember I had that dream. And I was
scrolling on Instagram and I scrolled by a picture of
Michael Jackson and then I had like this the scariest flashback,
Like it was like a jump scare.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I was like, oh my god, that happens last night.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But why were you, uh well, why do you think?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
So?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Okay, I think it's because I was working where. What
I do like at my new job over here is
I like schedule music. And I schedule music for one
of our hot a Sea stations, which plays a lot
of Michael Jackson. So a big portion of me working
on that music log is supperating all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The Michael Jackson music.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
And it's like it like stresses me out.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's a problem. It pisses me off every day.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That was right, But like, what happened in a dream
that led to you like jacking him off?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
No, I don't remember. I just remembered that I jacked
him off. I remember anything leading up to that. I
don't remember anything after he finished my.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Clean up This is a family podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And then and then she told my mom that she
had a sexual dream about Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Why would you.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Say that to her because you brought it up in
front of her, I didn't Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Idea? What was Michael Jackson? What was dream? Michael Jackson packing?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh, it's massive. It was like cartoonish cartoon.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
It was like, yeah, it was like an animated like
cartoon dream, and.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was huge.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Were you my picture of being Dinky?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So you were a cartoon?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Were you cartoon or were you like a real, a
real person.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I'm a real boy.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh no, we've lost hello he yeah, hello, okay? Yeah?
Were you a cartoon or a real person. I don't remember.
I don't remember that being like a thing.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Is there a chance this was a memory that you
just repressed and this actually happened.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's not his type, like when I was small?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Did the how do I ask this about? Did the
carpet match the drape? But not do you don't want
to asking I want to know what?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, like did he have?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
But aligo down there? Is that what you're asking? Y?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What color was it this?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
But it was cartoon, so it could have been different.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It was definitely why at that point?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
But did he get his junk whitened?
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I don't I I thought he didn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I thought it was I don't know it was.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But then he went through a procedure to go all
one directly.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
But doesn't that does There's something you take and so
it takes it like makes your entire body lighter.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, And it was it was white, Michael, that's what
you were asked. It was white, Michael.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Okay, so his junk was white?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, it was white.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, take this out of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is sick.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You guys are discussed so gross, so gross.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Seriously, what's your social media?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But okay, but she thinks I just banged him.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
She doesn't know why I jacked him all, well, I think
you should have said that would have been better.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, I think h is way better than getting better.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Tell my mom that. How do I tell my mom
that I jacked him off? That sounds way nice. You
had a dream about fucking him?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And what was her response? She told me I needed
to go to church.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That's her response to everything.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I know, your guys, mom, Now she's going to put
up on Michael Jackson poach poster in your childhood room
when you come home for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, I do room? So yeah, you don't have rooms?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You guys?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did my parents split up and we lost the house.
Thanks for bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Story not as sad as jerking off Michael Jackson, but
a sad story nonetheless.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Anyway, it was pretty traumatizing. Okay, I just wanted them
to hear about your dream. Let you get back to work.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Do you want to give out your social media handles?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't. They don't think it's as funny as we did.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Like that entire day, Like I could not stop laughing,
like I would like text her like I'm thinking about
it again.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I can't help laughing.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'muldn't be thinking about it for a long time.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Let me see our instagram is at if you want
to imagine her chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, remember, Michael Jackson, I want to get you some followers.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, everyone follow my sister.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Comment in the comments? Why I actually want you to.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I want you to get followers. No you don't. Why
are you mad?
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Because I said twice no, I don't want to give
up my social handle, and.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're like, okay, here, it is everything. I can't do
that to you.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Take it out of the po we'll take that part
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You won't.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We just gave you our word chance.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It does look through the cracks and it stays in here.
Everyone go follow her. Yeah, she's the hot fun one.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
All right, well there you go. Okay, thanks for sharing.
You're welcome day guys. Bye bye awkward.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, she's getting fired for sure for being sick.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad she said.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Wonder they play so much Michael Jackson in this station.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, she's all hot and sweaty to it.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We have a talk back.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Good morning, This is Robert All right, if you were
to send up picture accident embarrassing to your parents, your siblings,
your in law all right.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I be honest, I don't know what the fuck you
just need said.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
If you were to accidentally send a nude picture, who
would it be most embarrassing to send it to? Your parents,
your siblings, or your in laws in laws?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It would be most embarrassing to It's got to be
the in laws, right, No, I think my parents.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You would rather send a nude racy picture to your
in laws than to than to your parents or your
siblings because your sister, she would understand siblings, that's a
no brainer that they don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
They're jerking off. Michael Jackson. Yeah, so they've seen it
all and your mom has.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Saw you at one point. She doesn't care. Yeah, I
mean your dad, that'd be.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Awkward, yeah, hello, Yeah, but the in laws that's.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Even more awkward.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I feel like my mother in law, it's like she
gets it. She probably does the same thing, So I
feel I would rather get sent to her than my mom,
who was like against sex and everything.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Like, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I would never be able to go over the in
laws house again after that either.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
So you would rather send your nudes to your mom, Jess,
I guess and your stepdad what.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Okay, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I mean, none of it's ideal, but I.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Know it's ideal, but I feel like i'm more. I
would be way more embarrassed if the in law saw
my picture.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Same.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I feel like they'd be thinking about every time I
was over there. My parents would be like, yeah, whatever,
he's a human being.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Like I would die, my parents, But this is the
woman that's gonna marry our son.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yep, good job. So I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
As we were talking, I just turned the MIC's off.
Sorry about that, but we're back.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
We're back.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It was only down for like three seconds while we
were doing this cackling. We're back. Sorry about that, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I think that was well. Things got weird today.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, we got the Michael Jackson dream covered. Jess wants
to send her parents news. I mean, it wouldn't be
a podcast if I didn't up and turn the mics off.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ye, So there's that. I think we're done all the boxes.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Sounds good.
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