July 14, 2026 • 21 mins
On today's episode Graham shares a story about a man who got in trouble for what he did with his vacuum and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Wild Thoughts Day. Happy Wild Thoughts Day?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is that an official day?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It should be?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah, every Tuesday?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Oh yeah, Tuesday, and that's what today is. Yeah, Happy
Wild Thoughts Day everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:12):
So let's start this uh wild Thoughts off with a
talk back.
Speaker 6 (00:16):
Sure, good morning, So this is for the Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
So.
Speaker 6 (00:20):
I was talking to a newly single friend of mine yesterday.
We're talking about all the crazy dates she's been going on,
and I had been reminded of a date that I
went on. A first date. A guy grabs my hands
while we're eating dinner and looks at them and says,
these are too small. I'm looking very confusing, and he
tells me I like to be choked hard, and your
hands are not big enough to do that. So I'm
just wondering if you guys have came across me crazy
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kinks weather by yourself or any friends that you've.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Had, Oh my god, I would be out of there.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, dive right this Wild Thoughts podcast. Okay, So she says,
guys said, she said that happened to her or her friend.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I missed that party, she said.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think her friend know this happened to her.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
She was talking to a friend, and her friend was
talking about all these things and then it reminded her
but one of her dating experience got it.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, guy grabs the hands and too small. I like
to be choked out. You're not getting able to choke
me with these little dainty things.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
How big was his neck?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Must have been pretty large.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Maybe he wants like the hand to fully go around
the full neck.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, which you have to.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Have some big hands for that.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, but you can use two hands, yeah, two hands.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Maybe he doesn't want that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, he likes the one hand choke. You guys, ever
been into choking or no?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
And I think I'd feel a little bit weird if I.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Would if he asked me to choke him, because I
feel like, oh my god, I am hurting you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I wouldn't want to choke anybody. And I don't think
I would like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't want to be choked to breathe. Yeah, yeah,
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Feel like I could die.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
And it's too It's just too much because then like,
what if they take it too far? You have to
have a safe word just in case, But how can
you say you're safe for it if you have like
no breath in you to even talk.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, you're trying to say the safe word and then
you just die. Yeah, and then they have to roll you
up in.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now that person is trying to hide your body. Yeah,
they don't want to, of course, they don't want anyone
to know that they were into that. And then they
killed somebody.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Missing, and then the cops tracked their cell phone and
it leads to the dumpster behind the walmart and then
they find your body.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Now your parents know that you were you liked being choked, yep,
kids find out, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And Nana she'll never look at you the same.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, no, she never will. But there are a lot
of people that inder that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You guys, do you She asked, any kings that you
guys have ran into?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Great question, because I feel like and I think it's
a better question for you ladies, cause I feel like
the guys are the ones more forthcoming with the weird
stuff that they're into, because you know, guys, guys are weird.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I feel like I haven't really I haven't ran into
anything weird.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No guy was like, I would really like you to
dress up as Kermit the Frog.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
No, I've never done anything dressing up, like role play stuff,
nothing crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Like, guys never mentioned that this is something that they'd
be into, like, hey, I really like it if you
put on those tall high heels and mushed my nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
No, And I don't think I could do that either.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I wouldn't be able to.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What if that was their thing they just wanted to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Nuts, I wouldn't be able to.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh okay, well no.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
And then and then you see them in pain, like,
how is that enjoyable for me?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Apparently that's the thing you're you should yeah, you would,
you should find joy in making them feel joy.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, that's why it's tough. Where it's enjoyable.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
It's tough because they're finding joy, but their expressions shows pain.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Says otherwise, Yeah, I guess what. Pretty vanilla then kind
of boring.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, sorry to disappoint you.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Everyone that like nothing podcast, the podcast everyone subscribes to.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This is like you guys are a bunch of vanilla phonies.
Nothing on your dram No.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I feel like there's like women can be weirdos too.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They can, but I can't like think of anything like.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I haven't ran into anything crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's ever like stood out at me.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We're like, oh wow, I was not comfortable doing that thing.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As a guy. You're just you just say yes anything,
You're just happy they're there.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, I could see that. That tracks.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's something they want you to dress up as Cermit
the Frog. You do it, and that's not weird at all.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What if they asked you to dress up like a baby?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You do it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sorry, you should you should be in jail.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
No, no, you don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You mean my binki. It depends how hot they are, obviously, but.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
She wants you to dress up like a baby and.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wear my binkie and my diaper or whatever. We're just
happier there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh my god. No, I'm like immediately, and I'm reporting you.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
That would be very weird, even like okay, because I
talk to you guys about Love Island and all of
the like toe sucking that they were doing on there.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Even that for jail.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
First, I'm serious.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
First of all, I would have I would have I'm sorry,
like even on a show like that, like can't.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I just say no, we're something?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Because like there was one challenge where they literally had
to go through the row of everybody's toes like basically
sucking them or licking them, and then at the end
they kissed or made now with their partner.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
I don't want to make out of someone who people.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Dis Yeah, you get athletes foot of the mouth.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
So like, I'm glad that this is not something that
my man likes because I just would not be.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's also like.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I've I've never done that before either, But uh is
does that like feel good or something like? Like some
people that are into that, like why.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Some people are just into feet.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I've never got my toes.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, like there's other parts that I would like, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah I didn't do that.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, he took a pause.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I took a pause. I don't know how to how
to say, like, man.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Like doing anything, Like there's other body parts to focus on,
you know what I mean, like toes and really one
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I don't need to bring feet into this.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I've never understood the obsession with feet how that became
such a large fetish.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I know we've talked about that.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
In past Wild Thoughts podcast, but since I it's one
of those things that like I don't I don't get it.
There's way other better body parts, thank you way better,
thank you a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. Anyway, Jess, you said that you just learned something.
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I swear she did.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
I just have something super quick because I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I don't even know if this is true, but I
guess I just learned the actual meaning of a phrase.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, I didn't quit it.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I thought nice guys finished last just mean like, oh,
like if you're nice, like you get screwed over because
you're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So yeah, but that is what it means.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Okay, But somebody on TikTok.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Was like, oh, I just realized nice guys finish last
means nice guys they're nice because they finished like last,
like they let you finish before they do well.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Can have a double meaning, but the original I assume.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
And I was like, wait, there's not a single person
on this planet that thinks of that meaning that.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Well, that's not true. Somebody on one person, so there's
two right there.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
And then someone was like, girl, I only realized what
head over heels was referring to earlier this month.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
So I'm assuming head over heels means like, hey, head
over heels.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Like you're you're so your heels are.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Going on because you're ready, and I didn't do a
different position now that one, I'd love to know what
the real origin was.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But I think the nice guy's finished last.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm assuming that one was really like more like they
finished the race last because nice.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, well that's what I thought at first.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So now I'm like, are you saying it? Are people saying?
Are people thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What's the origin of the idiom head over heels?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I would love to know head over heels originally referred
to a physical action or tumble rather than romantic love.
That's the AI overview. I don't like AI never mak
heels overhead. That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know, you're so happy you do a summersault.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
No, it's like actually falling, like if it's a way
to describe like a fall, that's not a head over
heels or heels overhead.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah. Interesting that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I don't really care about that so much.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Okay, so maybe maybe I was right.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I think that version.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I think that we just got grosser as time went
on and we started looking for like double meanings.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, that makes that would make a.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Little Yeah, it's a double meaning on that one.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, I don't think it's intended for.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That origin of the word.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
All right, well, there's no way to dance around what
this guy intended.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Because a fifty one.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Year old man in Florida, he was just found guilty
of having sex with his vacuum cleaner outside of his house.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because if you're in your own house, I think it's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
If not, you're allowed to have sex with your own
vacuum cleaner if it's whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You want in your house, you're not like yourself.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, I'm judging, though, Well, of course we're judging, but
I'm just saying you're not going to get convicted of
a felony or whatever. This guy was doing this outside
of his home, and obviously you're not only are you exposing,
but then you're performing some sort of sexual act. Now,
listen to the police report on this. This guy's name's
Kevin Westerhold, by the way, in case you ladies are
Keaven interested in looking up Kevin's He was sentenced a
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plea deal. Blah blah blah. Now, a detective provided this
play by play quote. He continued to penetrate the handheld
section of the vacuum before using it to suction his
testicles for further sexual gratification. That is a direct that's
a direct quote from the police report.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Doing this in public, yesh.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
My cop added that two witness guys the suspect was
obviously committing these acts for his pleasure, as he visibly
reacted to the stimulus, as he was becoming more engaged
in the acts. So he was very much enjoying himself
and using the vacuum cleaner for a variety of different,
different different things.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
How is that where we're like in public and this
isarent was not his first like vacuum.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I remember years ago, like years and years and years ago,
we talked about a mom who caught her teen son
doing something with similar not.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
In public with the vacuum.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, oh, not in public.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
So I guess there's I mean there's a lot. I
guess there's a lot of guys that have either tried
this or thought about it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, you're just trying to get sucked off.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But the balls do you want? Do you want that
much suction on your balls? And if it sucks your
balls right off?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think I think I'd want to put it on
one of the lower settings, right.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I mean, I don't know, see, would be pretty powerful.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm not putting it on the shag carpet setting where
it's like really in the brush roll things going.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That would be like too much.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
But yeah, this guy just wanted to get sucked off,
and his major misstaff, of course because he's from Florida,
said he did it in public, so moral.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The story is, everybody, if.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You'd like to engage your vacuum cleaner, please do it
in the privacy of your own home.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Ladies, have you ever done your vacuum or any other appliance? Sure,
I'm sure if you had to think, I have you
had to do? You don't think you own a vacuum.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I don't have a vacuum.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
WHOA, you don't own a vacuum? How do you clean
your house? A?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Sleep and mop? Same?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I don't have any carpet.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So if you're gonna mop, wouldn't you rather get all
the dog hair and the stuff up first?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I sleep at first.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I hand sweep your house when a vacuum cleaner could
just be sucking it all up.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Growing up, my parents never like vacuum hard floor. They
always slept so that's like how I've always.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Been me too.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You know they have a hard floor setting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
No, I know, but when I first saw that, I
was like, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And those are like the fancier ones.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I do want one of those. I want like one
of those little room with things. Though, I do want
one of those.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
My wife still to this day, maintains that's the best
gift I've ever gotten her, that I've given her the
gift of time.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
But my only thing with that, she said, that's a
direct quote, because I can send that little fuck her
out all the time and he just works day and
night if you want.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But will it suck up bigger things?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's what she said, you're guinea pigs?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
No, like like like like who like food?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like a chicken nugget? Part of a chicken.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Nugget depends how big.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
If it was like the size of a marble, like
a little crumble, sure, but if it was like a
whole chicken wing, no, Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Don't think one will.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I don't think like if you get when Selena, it's
gonna last very long.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
There's too much stuff to be Yeah, it'd be like
that one story where the room left the front door
open in the room but like bailed out and went
blocks down the street that just tried to escape. It'd
be like, fuck this, I can't keep up in this household.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
And that's why I feel like sleeping better for me too.
There's like bigger, bigger objects and.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Bigger yeah, bigger. Yeah, we bring out the regular vacuum.
You know, when you got a bigger spill or something,
you just do that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But have you never tried to fuck it?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
No, I've never. I've never gotten sucked off by my vacuum.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
It'd be a lot harder with the room right.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh yeah, I'd have to open the app and start working,
and then you just laying there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Come roll over here, little guy.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
It's a cute little baby roomba.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Like the mind's a shark, baby, shark, baby baby.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's like a mini vacuum. Like you didn't ask for that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, my baby shark goes a wall sometimes and you'll
just find that dude like stuck under a bed somewhere
in a room that you did not tell him to
go to.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You're like, what, why why did you go over there?
I told you just.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
To do the kitchen and the living room and like
he'll be off in some other like stuck.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But I think he's like, I don't know, you pishment
your orders and then he just tries to go off
for your punishment, going dark.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I'm so sorry, but this is the Wild Thoughts podcast
where anything goes.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, it's true, true, true, true.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Anyways, you should try one of those. It's pretty good.
I'm telling you it's it's a great gift.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
I think I will give to myself one. At some points.
We have another talk back.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yep, good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
To be sure.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
This is Robert from Gilroy. This talkbacks for the Wild Thoughts.
All right, I got a.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Story for you.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Guys. Saw work at a construction site and every time
we go there pick up the work cars. And in
the construction site, it's fifteen guys and the two receptionists
which are female, and there's one bathroom that everyone use
and we always keep it clean because I know how
guys can be. So for the long time, one of
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the receptionists would always complain that every time she used
the bathroom there was always curlyes left all over the
rim of the toilet and there was always clogged up
from number two's and the other receptionists would never say anything.
She quit three weeks ago and all of a sudden,
no more curly is on the toilet and no more
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clogged toilets. Coincidence, I think, not.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Possible explanation.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, right there, it's probably one of.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The guys that changed his diet and started getting billion suddenly.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Is yeah, come on, no, that's I think that's definitive
evidence that you ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Are the sicklet It's not even possible.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The curly is evidence number one that it was a man.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, that does not at all.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Then how does it get under the toilet seat around
the rim like.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Like he said, he's well, they can go everywhere. You're
splinkling enough of them, they'll land. It's like throwing spaghetti
at a wall. Eventually, some it'll stick. And you cannot
say that. That's not definitive proof right there that it
was her. Maybe there's some messy girls off.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
This is a rare case. Okay, this is she's an anomaly.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I will enter this into evidence.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
My brother and I, you know, we have some some
real estate together and some investment properties, and we were
you know, they're rentals, right, and the ones that get
treated the worst female tenants. I'm telling you, the sickery, sickness,
the grossest messes that have been left behind.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
In some of our places.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Just the stains and the stuff and the I don't
know what that is left in the sink.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And the stuff have been from the ladies.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Okay, answer just this question, like can we get specific examples.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'm just saying there's like there's some substances in the sink.
I don't know what that is, Like what is that
oozing stuff? What are the stains all over the carpet?
Why are there fucking boogers on the walls? Why are
there you know what I mean? Like, just the grossest
stuff that I've gone into, like places left in the
worst condition largely been female tenants.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Because it's their boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Doesn't say it, but do they have a guy living there? No,
these are maybe not maybe not in their lease.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Well, yes, only ladies on the lease. And I can
only go off what what I've seen. But all I
know is that I'm just saying it.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I think it's the boyfriend that lived there with her
and wrecked the place in.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Every single case, because this has happened on multiple occasions,
and we've had some places left in just awful condition,
just destroyed before.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's a guy. I'm telling you, I put I put
money on that.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
The dice places that have been left bad though, Like yeah,
somebody got drunk and kicked a hole in the wall
or a broken door or something like that, or they
smashed the door because they're locked down they tried to
get in, Like, yeah, I get that shit.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Like I was in college.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I remember what it was like. We smashed a lot
of places. That's the kind of stuff that we get.
The gross stuff that really like what is that? And
why is it stinking here? And that kind of stuff
have been in the ladies apartments.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm just saying, are we talking like older ladies, college
college aged ladies. So I'm just saying I have seen
it firsthand and I believe it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Okay, Well, that's just those are rare cases.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh yeah, just like the incident.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm the talk back. That's not all women, it's not.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Maybe give us an update in a couple of weeks
and see if they have returned.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Maybe they've returned, all right, Robert and Gilroy.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
If the pubes returned to the toilet seeding anytime soon,
and it gets clogged anytime soon, then we'll know that
it was not necessarily the one reception.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But this just reminded me of something.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
What so I have become like an expert at unclogging toilets.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Really my kids welcome in.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
This just reminded me because my I don't know how
someone's so small can ship so fucking big. Like my
kids more times than not, whenever they take a ship,
that toilet is clogged, and not because the toilet paper,
just the ship alone.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
To the point we're after after they shit.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm like teaching them.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Like you have to flush after before you put tolet
paper in there, because I don't know whether or not,
like that's going to clog it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And if you told people on top of that, like it's.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Gonna be work guaranteed clog. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
And there's times the shit is so big the ship
alone clogs the fucking toilet. And my daughter's four, my
son is five, and this happened.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are you beating them hotnions? Mostly it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
It didn't clog the toilet, but it wouldn't flush. When
we were at sky Zone.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You clogged the sky Zone toilet. Is your commercial industrial.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Toilets I didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I said, it didn't clog my husband's My husband took
my son to the bathroom. He came back like he's
ship so big and the angle that it was at,
it didn't clog the toilet, like the toilet would flush,
but it's like not taking the ship down with it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The water is like whirling around.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, you got a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, I don't want to see it. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I want to show you guys, jess do you want
to see it? No, okay, then I want He said,
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I want to show I don't want to see it.
But like plenty of other dudes ships in my days.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So it was so when I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
The ship wouldn't flush, and like mys like, I don't
know what the fuck to do, Like I tried flushing it,
like I don't know how to make it go down.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, reaching and gra.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's not going to do that.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Pick it up.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You got to pick it up, throw in the trush can.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So you had to go in there, Selena, No, I
didn't go and there was in the men's restroom. And
then why why it's only a guy, a man that
would send a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I didn't need to see it. Yeah, I didn't want
to see it. I see it.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I r L all the time when I'm helping my
kids go to the bathroom at home. I didn't need
the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Sometimes it's so unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
You're like that you have to you have to show somebody. Yeah,
it's never that serious.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
See, this is the parenting thing that parents don't say
more often.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Well, it's not just parents, because I have a buddy
that Sometimes it's just guys. I've gotten a text for
him like you're not going to believe that, and he's right,
I'm not Like it was the size of my leg.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's just like, how does that even happen? It's like
coming out of the bowl, you know what I mean that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
How Yeah he laid one down and I'm telling you
it was did he stand up as you Yeah? I
probably had to stand up to release it, like full
toilet length and then up and then cresting above the above.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I swear to god, he's very he's a large hum
So when.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You saw it, were you like impressed? Like what is
your reaction?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, I mean you're grossed out because it's like what
my buddy's sending me a picture of a ship, but
also like, you're just like, that's the funniest thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Do you do you like really look at it look?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
No, no, no, you just get a like the color
that you glance at it and get a uh need more.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Water just to see the scale of corn kernels in there.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, you don't look, you don't analyze it like that.
It's just the scale of the size of it. All right.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think that's enough sickery here. I'm so gross.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Are gross?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Bye?
It's Wild Thoughts Day. Happy Wild Thoughts Day?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is that an official day?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It should be?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah, every Tuesday?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Oh yeah, Tuesday, and that's what today is. Yeah, Happy
Wild Thoughts Day everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:12):
So let's start this uh wild Thoughts off with a
talk back.
Speaker 6 (00:16):
Sure, good morning, So this is for the Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
So.
Speaker 6 (00:20):
I was talking to a newly single friend of mine yesterday.
We're talking about all the crazy dates she's been going on,
and I had been reminded of a date that I
went on. A first date. A guy grabs my hands
while we're eating dinner and looks at them and says,
these are too small. I'm looking very confusing, and he
tells me I like to be choked hard, and your
hands are not big enough to do that. So I'm
just wondering if you guys have came across me crazy
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kinks weather by yourself or any friends that you've.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Had, Oh my god, I would be out of there.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, dive right this Wild Thoughts podcast. Okay, So she says,
guys said, she said that happened to her or her friend.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I missed that party, she said.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think her friend know this happened to her.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
She was talking to a friend, and her friend was
talking about all these things and then it reminded her
but one of her dating experience got it.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, guy grabs the hands and too small. I like
to be choked out. You're not getting able to choke
me with these little dainty things.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
How big was his neck?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Must have been pretty large.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Maybe he wants like the hand to fully go around
the full neck.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, which you have to.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Have some big hands for that.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, but you can use two hands, yeah, two hands.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Maybe he doesn't want that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, he likes the one hand choke. You guys, ever
been into choking or no?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
And I think I'd feel a little bit weird if I.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Would if he asked me to choke him, because I
feel like, oh my god, I am hurting you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I wouldn't want to choke anybody. And I don't think
I would like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't want to be choked to breathe. Yeah, yeah,
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Feel like I could die.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
And it's too It's just too much because then like,
what if they take it too far? You have to
have a safe word just in case, But how can
you say you're safe for it if you have like
no breath in you to even talk.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, you're trying to say the safe word and then
you just die. Yeah, and then they have to roll you
up in.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now that person is trying to hide your body. Yeah,
they don't want to, of course, they don't want anyone
to know that they were into that. And then they
killed somebody.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Missing, and then the cops tracked their cell phone and
it leads to the dumpster behind the walmart and then
they find your body.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Now your parents know that you were you liked being choked, yep,
kids find out, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And Nana she'll never look at you the same.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, no, she never will. But there are a lot
of people that inder that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You guys, do you She asked, any kings that you
guys have ran into?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Great question, because I feel like and I think it's
a better question for you ladies, cause I feel like
the guys are the ones more forthcoming with the weird
stuff that they're into, because you know, guys, guys are weird.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I feel like I haven't really I haven't ran into
anything weird.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No guy was like, I would really like you to
dress up as Kermit the Frog.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
No, I've never done anything dressing up, like role play stuff,
nothing crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Like, guys never mentioned that this is something that they'd
be into, like, hey, I really like it if you
put on those tall high heels and mushed my nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
No, And I don't think I could do that either.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I wouldn't be able to.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What if that was their thing they just wanted to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Nuts, I wouldn't be able to.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh okay, well no.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
And then and then you see them in pain, like,
how is that enjoyable for me?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Apparently that's the thing you're you should yeah, you would,
you should find joy in making them feel joy.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, that's why it's tough. Where it's enjoyable.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
It's tough because they're finding joy, but their expressions shows pain.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Says otherwise, Yeah, I guess what. Pretty vanilla then kind
of boring.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, sorry to disappoint you.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Everyone that like nothing podcast, the podcast everyone subscribes to.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This is like you guys are a bunch of vanilla phonies.
Nothing on your dram No.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I feel like there's like women can be weirdos too.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They can, but I can't like think of anything like.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I haven't ran into anything crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's ever like stood out at me.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We're like, oh wow, I was not comfortable doing that thing.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As a guy. You're just you just say yes anything,
You're just happy they're there.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, I could see that. That tracks.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's something they want you to dress up as Cermit
the Frog. You do it, and that's not weird at all.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What if they asked you to dress up like a baby?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You do it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sorry, you should you should be in jail.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
No, no, you don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You mean my binki. It depends how hot they are, obviously, but.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
She wants you to dress up like a baby and.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wear my binkie and my diaper or whatever. We're just
happier there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh my god. No, I'm like immediately, and I'm reporting you.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
That would be very weird, even like okay, because I
talk to you guys about Love Island and all of
the like toe sucking that they were doing on there.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Even that for jail.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
First, I'm serious.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
First of all, I would have I would have I'm sorry,
like even on a show like that, like can't.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I just say no, we're something?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Because like there was one challenge where they literally had
to go through the row of everybody's toes like basically
sucking them or licking them, and then at the end
they kissed or made now with their partner.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
I don't want to make out of someone who people.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Dis Yeah, you get athletes foot of the mouth.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
So like, I'm glad that this is not something that
my man likes because I just would not be.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's also like.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I've I've never done that before either, But uh is
does that like feel good or something like? Like some
people that are into that, like why.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Some people are just into feet.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I've never got my toes.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, like there's other parts that I would like, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah I didn't do that.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, he took a pause.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I took a pause. I don't know how to how
to say, like, man.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Like doing anything, Like there's other body parts to focus on,
you know what I mean, like toes and really one
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I don't need to bring feet into this.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I've never understood the obsession with feet how that became
such a large fetish.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I know we've talked about that.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
In past Wild Thoughts podcast, but since I it's one
of those things that like I don't I don't get it.
There's way other better body parts, thank you way better,
thank you a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. Anyway, Jess, you said that you just learned something.
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I swear she did.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
I just have something super quick because I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I don't even know if this is true, but I
guess I just learned the actual meaning of a phrase.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, I didn't quit it.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I thought nice guys finished last just mean like, oh,
like if you're nice, like you get screwed over because
you're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So yeah, but that is what it means.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Okay, But somebody on TikTok.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Was like, oh, I just realized nice guys finish last
means nice guys they're nice because they finished like last,
like they let you finish before they do well.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Can have a double meaning, but the original I assume.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
And I was like, wait, there's not a single person
on this planet that thinks of that meaning that.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Well, that's not true. Somebody on one person, so there's
two right there.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
And then someone was like, girl, I only realized what
head over heels was referring to earlier this month.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
So I'm assuming head over heels means like, hey, head
over heels.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Like you're you're so your heels are.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Going on because you're ready, and I didn't do a
different position now that one, I'd love to know what
the real origin was.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But I think the nice guy's finished last.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm assuming that one was really like more like they
finished the race last because nice.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, well that's what I thought at first.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So now I'm like, are you saying it? Are people saying?
Are people thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What's the origin of the idiom head over heels?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I would love to know head over heels originally referred
to a physical action or tumble rather than romantic love.
That's the AI overview. I don't like AI never mak
heels overhead. That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know, you're so happy you do a summersault.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
No, it's like actually falling, like if it's a way
to describe like a fall, that's not a head over
heels or heels overhead.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah. Interesting that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I don't really care about that so much.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Okay, so maybe maybe I was right.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I think that version.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I think that we just got grosser as time went
on and we started looking for like double meanings.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, that makes that would make a.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Little Yeah, it's a double meaning on that one.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, I don't think it's intended for.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That origin of the word.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
All right, well, there's no way to dance around what
this guy intended.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Because a fifty one.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Year old man in Florida, he was just found guilty
of having sex with his vacuum cleaner outside of his house.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because if you're in your own house, I think it's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
If not, you're allowed to have sex with your own
vacuum cleaner if it's whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You want in your house, you're not like yourself.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, I'm judging, though, Well, of course we're judging, but
I'm just saying you're not going to get convicted of
a felony or whatever. This guy was doing this outside
of his home, and obviously you're not only are you exposing,
but then you're performing some sort of sexual act. Now,
listen to the police report on this. This guy's name's
Kevin Westerhold, by the way, in case you ladies are
Keaven interested in looking up Kevin's He was sentenced a
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plea deal. Blah blah blah. Now, a detective provided this
play by play quote. He continued to penetrate the handheld
section of the vacuum before using it to suction his
testicles for further sexual gratification. That is a direct that's
a direct quote from the police report.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Doing this in public, yesh.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
My cop added that two witness guys the suspect was
obviously committing these acts for his pleasure, as he visibly
reacted to the stimulus, as he was becoming more engaged
in the acts. So he was very much enjoying himself
and using the vacuum cleaner for a variety of different,
different different things.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
How is that where we're like in public and this
isarent was not his first like vacuum.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I remember years ago, like years and years and years ago,
we talked about a mom who caught her teen son
doing something with similar not.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
In public with the vacuum.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, oh, not in public.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
So I guess there's I mean there's a lot. I
guess there's a lot of guys that have either tried
this or thought about it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, you're just trying to get sucked off.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But the balls do you want? Do you want that
much suction on your balls? And if it sucks your
balls right off?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think I think I'd want to put it on
one of the lower settings, right.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I mean, I don't know, see, would be pretty powerful.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm not putting it on the shag carpet setting where
it's like really in the brush roll things going.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That would be like too much.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
But yeah, this guy just wanted to get sucked off,
and his major misstaff, of course because he's from Florida,
said he did it in public, so moral.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The story is, everybody, if.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You'd like to engage your vacuum cleaner, please do it
in the privacy of your own home.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Ladies, have you ever done your vacuum or any other appliance? Sure,
I'm sure if you had to think, I have you
had to do? You don't think you own a vacuum.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I don't have a vacuum.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
WHOA, you don't own a vacuum? How do you clean
your house? A?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Sleep and mop? Same?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I don't have any carpet.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So if you're gonna mop, wouldn't you rather get all
the dog hair and the stuff up first?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I sleep at first.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I hand sweep your house when a vacuum cleaner could
just be sucking it all up.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Growing up, my parents never like vacuum hard floor. They
always slept so that's like how I've always.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Been me too.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You know they have a hard floor setting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
No, I know, but when I first saw that, I
was like, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And those are like the fancier ones.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I do want one of those. I want like one
of those little room with things. Though, I do want
one of those.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
My wife still to this day, maintains that's the best
gift I've ever gotten her, that I've given her the
gift of time.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
But my only thing with that, she said, that's a
direct quote, because I can send that little fuck her
out all the time and he just works day and
night if you want.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But will it suck up bigger things?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's what she said, you're guinea pigs?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
No, like like like like who like food?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like a chicken nugget? Part of a chicken.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Nugget depends how big.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
If it was like the size of a marble, like
a little crumble, sure, but if it was like a
whole chicken wing, no, Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Don't think one will.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I don't think like if you get when Selena, it's
gonna last very long.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
There's too much stuff to be Yeah, it'd be like
that one story where the room left the front door
open in the room but like bailed out and went
blocks down the street that just tried to escape. It'd
be like, fuck this, I can't keep up in this household.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
And that's why I feel like sleeping better for me too.
There's like bigger, bigger objects and.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Bigger yeah, bigger. Yeah, we bring out the regular vacuum.
You know, when you got a bigger spill or something,
you just do that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But have you never tried to fuck it?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
No, I've never. I've never gotten sucked off by my vacuum.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
It'd be a lot harder with the room right.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh yeah, I'd have to open the app and start working,
and then you just laying there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Come roll over here, little guy.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
It's a cute little baby roomba.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Like the mind's a shark, baby, shark, baby baby.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's like a mini vacuum. Like you didn't ask for that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, my baby shark goes a wall sometimes and you'll
just find that dude like stuck under a bed somewhere
in a room that you did not tell him to
go to.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You're like, what, why why did you go over there?
I told you just.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
To do the kitchen and the living room and like
he'll be off in some other like stuck.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But I think he's like, I don't know, you pishment
your orders and then he just tries to go off
for your punishment, going dark.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I'm so sorry, but this is the Wild Thoughts podcast
where anything goes.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, it's true, true, true, true.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Anyways, you should try one of those. It's pretty good.
I'm telling you it's it's a great gift.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
I think I will give to myself one. At some points.
We have another talk back.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yep, good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
To be sure.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
This is Robert from Gilroy. This talkbacks for the Wild Thoughts.
All right, I got a.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Story for you.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Guys. Saw work at a construction site and every time
we go there pick up the work cars. And in
the construction site, it's fifteen guys and the two receptionists
which are female, and there's one bathroom that everyone use
and we always keep it clean because I know how
guys can be. So for the long time, one of
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the receptionists would always complain that every time she used
the bathroom there was always curlyes left all over the
rim of the toilet and there was always clogged up
from number two's and the other receptionists would never say anything.
She quit three weeks ago and all of a sudden,
no more curly is on the toilet and no more
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clogged toilets. Coincidence, I think, not.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Possible explanation.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, right there, it's probably one of.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The guys that changed his diet and started getting billion suddenly.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Is yeah, come on, no, that's I think that's definitive
evidence that you ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Are the sicklet It's not even possible.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The curly is evidence number one that it was a man.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, that does not at all.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Then how does it get under the toilet seat around
the rim like.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Like he said, he's well, they can go everywhere. You're
splinkling enough of them, they'll land. It's like throwing spaghetti
at a wall. Eventually, some it'll stick. And you cannot
say that. That's not definitive proof right there that it
was her. Maybe there's some messy girls off.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
This is a rare case. Okay, this is she's an anomaly.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I will enter this into evidence.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
My brother and I, you know, we have some some
real estate together and some investment properties, and we were
you know, they're rentals, right, and the ones that get
treated the worst female tenants. I'm telling you, the sickery, sickness,
the grossest messes that have been left behind.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
In some of our places.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Just the stains and the stuff and the I don't
know what that is left in the sink.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And the stuff have been from the ladies.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Okay, answer just this question, like can we get specific examples.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'm just saying there's like there's some substances in the sink.
I don't know what that is, Like what is that
oozing stuff? What are the stains all over the carpet?
Why are there fucking boogers on the walls? Why are
there you know what I mean? Like, just the grossest
stuff that I've gone into, like places left in the
worst condition largely been female tenants.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Because it's their boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Doesn't say it, but do they have a guy living there? No,
these are maybe not maybe not in their lease.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Well, yes, only ladies on the lease. And I can
only go off what what I've seen. But all I
know is that I'm just saying it.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I think it's the boyfriend that lived there with her
and wrecked the place in.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Every single case, because this has happened on multiple occasions,
and we've had some places left in just awful condition,
just destroyed before.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's a guy. I'm telling you, I put I put
money on that.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
The dice places that have been left bad though, Like yeah,
somebody got drunk and kicked a hole in the wall
or a broken door or something like that, or they
smashed the door because they're locked down they tried to
get in, Like, yeah, I get that shit.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Like I was in college.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I remember what it was like. We smashed a lot
of places. That's the kind of stuff that we get.
The gross stuff that really like what is that? And
why is it stinking here? And that kind of stuff
have been in the ladies apartments.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm just saying, are we talking like older ladies, college
college aged ladies. So I'm just saying I have seen
it firsthand and I believe it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Okay, Well, that's just those are rare cases.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh yeah, just like the incident.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm the talk back. That's not all women, it's not.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Maybe give us an update in a couple of weeks
and see if they have returned.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Maybe they've returned, all right, Robert and Gilroy.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
If the pubes returned to the toilet seeding anytime soon,
and it gets clogged anytime soon, then we'll know that
it was not necessarily the one reception.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But this just reminded me of something.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
What so I have become like an expert at unclogging toilets.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Really my kids welcome in.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
This just reminded me because my I don't know how
someone's so small can ship so fucking big. Like my
kids more times than not, whenever they take a ship,
that toilet is clogged, and not because the toilet paper,
just the ship alone.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
To the point we're after after they shit.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm like teaching them.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Like you have to flush after before you put tolet
paper in there, because I don't know whether or not,
like that's going to clog it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And if you told people on top of that, like it's.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Gonna be work guaranteed clog. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
And there's times the shit is so big the ship
alone clogs the fucking toilet. And my daughter's four, my
son is five, and this happened.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are you beating them hotnions? Mostly it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
It didn't clog the toilet, but it wouldn't flush. When
we were at sky Zone.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You clogged the sky Zone toilet. Is your commercial industrial.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Toilets I didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I said, it didn't clog my husband's My husband took
my son to the bathroom. He came back like he's
ship so big and the angle that it was at,
it didn't clog the toilet, like the toilet would flush,
but it's like not taking the ship down with it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The water is like whirling around.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, you got a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, I don't want to see it. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I want to show you guys, jess do you want
to see it? No, okay, then I want He said,
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I want to show I don't want to see it.
But like plenty of other dudes ships in my days.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So it was so when I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
The ship wouldn't flush, and like mys like, I don't
know what the fuck to do, Like I tried flushing it,
like I don't know how to make it go down.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, reaching and gra.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's not going to do that.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Pick it up.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You got to pick it up, throw in the trush can.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So you had to go in there, Selena, No, I
didn't go and there was in the men's restroom. And
then why why it's only a guy, a man that
would send a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I didn't need to see it. Yeah, I didn't want
to see it. I see it.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I r L all the time when I'm helping my
kids go to the bathroom at home. I didn't need
the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Sometimes it's so unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
You're like that you have to you have to show somebody. Yeah,
it's never that serious.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
See, this is the parenting thing that parents don't say
more often.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Well, it's not just parents, because I have a buddy
that Sometimes it's just guys. I've gotten a text for
him like you're not going to believe that, and he's right,
I'm not Like it was the size of my leg.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's just like, how does that even happen? It's like
coming out of the bowl, you know what I mean that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
How Yeah he laid one down and I'm telling you
it was did he stand up as you Yeah? I
probably had to stand up to release it, like full
toilet length and then up and then cresting above the above.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I swear to god, he's very he's a large hum
So when.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You saw it, were you like impressed? Like what is
your reaction?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, I mean you're grossed out because it's like what
my buddy's sending me a picture of a ship, but
also like, you're just like, that's the funniest thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Do you do you like really look at it look?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
No, no, no, you just get a like the color
that you glance at it and get a uh need more.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Water just to see the scale of corn kernels in there.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, you don't look, you don't analyze it like that.
It's just the scale of the size of it. All right.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think that's enough sickery here. I'm so gross.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Are gross?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Bye?
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