April 21, 2026 • 18 mins
On today's episode we talked about a crazy bull fighting accident and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jess is probably in the bathroom, like.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Always, just plastering the sides of the toilet, maybe even
the sides of the stall, because we know that, uh
is it? You think it's an IBS situation, iared will Bow.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know. She's been drinking this protein coffee every day.
Oh and so maybe it's like that. Maybe it's like
protein overload.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's a that's like a double whammy, because if you
have something that's already going to push through your stomach,
that heavy dose of protein, and then he had some
coffee into it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking and effects.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Everytimes I read traffic sponsors. If you listen to our
live show, we have one for the Crones and Colitis Foundation.
They're at the forefront of inflammatory bowel disease. Yep. Do
you think Jess is at the forefront of inflammatory bowel disease?
And maybe that's what's happening. Maybe it's something more serious
of crones or colitis.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh you know what it could be. But I wouldn't
consider her at the forefront until she goes public with it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Right, But I just know that whatever she has sounds
like inflammatory bowels. Yeah, like there's something extra.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Front or front or four back, either way.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She gets very upset anytime we talk about this, and
she's like, it's not true, that's not what happens. But
if we keep this up, yeah, she will become the
face of the inflammatory bowel disease.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And I hate what you trying to deny it, because
it's like, how do you explain missing so many parts
of our show, especially in the nine o'clock hour, once
the protein in her coffee really really begin to like
settle it and they start to, you know, want to
get out of there by any means necessary and not.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Also, how do you miss the murst the first four
minutes and thirty seconds of the Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Podcast so far, That's what I'm saying. I even texted
her like, hey, we're about to start the podcast. No response. Well,
I mean, I wonder why.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
If you've ever been in the bathroom just felt totally defeated.
You're all sweaty, You've taken your shirt off and hung
it up because like you know, you're in for the
fight of your life. Yeah, that happened to me that
one time at Benny Hannas. You you did it there, Yes,
my stomach got so destroyed that like I had to
I couldn't even make it home from there. What but
the worst of the fight, like the real fight that again,
(02:02):
shirt off, you know, super sweaty was at home later
in my girlfriend's apartment. Ew, it wasn't even my head.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You guys were in an open farting, open pooping relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh closed door pooping, open forwarding.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, but I mean like you knew about it, so
it's not like you had to hide that you your
stomach was messed up. It's like she you guys knew.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah. I mean we've talked about that and the different
relationships I've been in my life, and that one was
one where we just farted all over each other. And like,
I'm just so glad that's not my life anymore. It's gross.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
There's never been a situation bad enough where I had
to do that at like while I'm still at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's this, I'm telling you, this was an emergency, and
it felt like I swallowed a grenade made out of
razor blades. Like my stomach literally was like I thought
I was gonna die. It was intense pain. It was
very bad. Anyways, Jess's back, I've still gotten back to
be to eat there speaking of inflammatory ball disease, and
I want to talk about I want to talk about
(03:02):
this because I have to show you guys this picture
and then if you're listening, maybe you can google this
because I can't tell if it's AI or not because
it's so ridiculous. Okay, this is a Spanish bullfighter and
he was injured in a recent bullfight. Now, this guy's
name is Jose Antonio Barante Camacho and he's dubbed the
King of the Bullfighter. So this guy's like good, he's legit. Unfortunately,
(03:27):
a bull that he was fighting knocked him down. Now
as he's trying to get back up, he's turned away
from the bull, the bull gores him and perforates his rectum. Now,
I'm going to show you this picture Slenan, because this guy, no, no, no,
this is the end. It's caught. He is mid air.
So it's like picture a guy kind of like doing
(03:47):
a Superman jump away from a bull and meanwhile the
bulls behind him and you can see the bull's horn
is stuck into his backside. Is this AI? Look at
this picture?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Let me see it? Sure is too perfect?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
That is not AI.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It looks real. Oh my god, I can't think of
anything worse.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This poor guy, he's got a bull's horn stuck straight
into his rectum, causing a ten centimeter gore.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Like fuck, we're not on the metric system, Like how
long is ten centimeters? Like I think that's like a little.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Less than an inch, right, No, it's probably.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Like four five inches or something roughly an inch. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Justin the conversion that would be close to four.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Inches, That's what I said. Well, anyways, so this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Bull ripped his asshole open four inches. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh and again this is like one of those one
in a million shot one a million shots, because the
bull's horn in this picture looks like it's going straight
into his bottle and he is mid air, so the
bull is kind of flipping him up into the air.
And this bull has a horn, is one of his
horns right in his But I can think of nothing worse.
(05:04):
Oh my god, I mean rectum? Damn near kill them?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Geez, would you rather the bull split open your rectum
or your scrolled them?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh that's a great because you can operate with I
wouldn't care if I only had one ball, Like, big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, and maybe, but it slices it right open
and they just fall out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They just unravel like a ball yard hitting.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The ground, and then you're in dirt.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So it all gets like, oh yeah, then the bull's
gonna stomp on your testes a few times. Then you
have to put them in a cup of milk and
then run him down to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What an awkward trip to the operating room.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I just like this guy, the King of the bullfighters,
has to now have this picture live in infamy of
a bull just totally rear ending them. I mean, this
is the best picture I've ever This is one of
the funniest pictures I've ever seen that happens.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm assuming he had to get stitches, right, Oh yeah,
but what about and you have to go number two?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You're going through a tube or something for there's no
way you could take a normal number two.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, this is what after you have a baby,
and sometimes you'll tear from the front to the back.
Uh huh, and you got to get stitched back up.
They give you still softener, so.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Then it's just slides out, so you're just diarrhea express
it's not diarrhea, but it's just it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's yeah, it's more like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
That's disgusting. Why would you compare the two or like,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
How many guys do you think have gone to the
er and like, dude, you're not going to believe this.
I was fighting a bull and the reason that this
happened is a bull gourgy there And they're like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Right, sure, they've all tried that excuse.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, I mean you have to come up with some
cool reason you've got something stuck or you're torn back
there when you tear during You just brought that up
when you tear during a delivery, and uh, two becomes one,
two holes become one. Back there, it just tears between
they just everything combines.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I I guess so, and then they have to just
like pull it all together and.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How do they separate it back out again?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I feel like you'd have to be like really torn
for it to actually rip all the way from the
front to the back, like.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I think that happens.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Then. I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. Like
when I ripped, it didn't go to my asshole.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm gonna take that sniff save that for I can't
use it on the show, but I don't know where
I'll use it. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Guess, yeah, if you do, if if that happens, yeah,
I guess two holes just merge into one giant and.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Then like then it's just like you could do whatever
you all, I guess, And.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
They just saw you back up and then you're like, Okay,
come back in two weeks and we'll take the stitches off.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, they dissolve. Oh, you don't have to go back.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So just one big ship one day and all this
and you just blow up whatever remaining stitches and you're
back to normal and.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
You weren't traumatized, because then I feel like i'd be like, Okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
There no more children.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
From the stitching. Yeah. No, you don't even feel it. Well,
I also had epidurals.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It sounds painful, like for the recovery part.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
You ever try to take a look at it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Crouch over No, No, did not want to be want to.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Make sure they know the hole back in the right.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
After baby is just a complete mess down there. You
don't want you don't want to look at that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's like an.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Everything's just been blown to smithereens you want to take
a look.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Because because we've heard that when women give birth there
sometimes a number two comes out at the same time
or prior to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You're you're pushing so hard and then like that happens
first and then the baby falls.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
So if you have the epidura, you don't even feel
that happening home. Yeah, wha should smell it, I get.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean I think the nurses usually do a quick
they grab it with a towel, That's what I says.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They don't want the mom to like be embarrassed if
it happens. They just like get it out of the
way really quick, like.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No one notices.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know, it couldn't be me. Don't want that job.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is that why you don't want to have kids, Jess,
That's part of it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's on the list for sure.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
There are so many things other things, but that sounds
so scary.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That was like, yeah, huge fear of mine.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So, I mean, thankfully you you don't once you go
into labor, like you can't eat. But sometimes it's like
it happens so quick, you know, or it's like for me,
it's like I remember the first time I was gonna
go get induced, and it's like who knows how long
it's gonna take. So my mom was like, you need
to eat something, so like I eat something. But then
(09:46):
the whole time you're like, oh my god, please do
not shit in front of everyone. It's like it's all
you think about.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Really, yes, wait what about when?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Because you know how sometimes you don't make it like
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I was like, man, women don't make it to the hospital,
and they'll deliver their baby in like.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A track condescend yeah wherever.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So there's just like a bunch of fluid that just just.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Everywhere, all kinds of stuff. There's a ship, a placenta,
and a baby that all popped out.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And umbilical cord and build for all of it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Graham, would you be able to deliver a baby if
you had to?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I told you I was certified that when I was
a lifeguard. I had to watch the video and I
was horrified at what I saw. Never want to watch
that again. And but I feel like I could do
it if called upon. I probably faint midway through.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But when you see the videos of like doctors doing it,
and they're like the head comes out and then they're
like twisting the baby, it looks like they're like twisting.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The head off, you kind of guide it out, and
there was a total technique to it. I'm no longer certified,
but I feel like I could do.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Do you feel like it would be easier for you
to do that helping a stranger or your wife, because
I feel like men are so like, no, I don't
want to see my wife giving birth A good question.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I feel like I might be queasier if it was
my wife, or something.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
About like you'd rather see a stranger because then you're
like an emergency situation, Like I feel like it'd be
easier to like detach yourself, Like I don't know, there's
something about loved one being in like pain or like trauma,
you know that like affects you more. I guess being
in an emergency situation like that is like one of
my worst fears because it's like you're not like groomed
to your liking you know everyone they just got and
(11:29):
they just cut.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Your clothes off. Let me shave my legs first, or
something like, oh man, we can't help her, get the week,
get the trimmers, we got a trim ness. We were
just talking last night about we talked about something the
show years ago. But we were cracking up about last
night talking about umbilical cords and delivery and stuff because
we you know, they let you keep a little piece
of the cord or whatever the souvenir. What do you
(11:51):
still have those from your kids?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Selena somewhere? Well why, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's like the thing you keep your kids, like first
lock of hair at their first haircut, and maybe some
other things. And yeah, for whatever reason, that's something that
they sent home with you. But our neighbor's dog ate
for my son's local cor that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did he get sick?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, it's just like a little piece and by that
it's like hard enough jerky, little piece of jerky.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, he was probably chewing on that thing. Thought it
was a little fucking raw.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hide, super juicy.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh yeah, a great time with.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The nutrients in that too. Good for the dog because
I think it's a change in it's for a code
after that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well that's what I'm saying. There's some like real stem
cells in there and stuff. The dog was like ten
years younger. After dog lived like an extra like oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Don't tell Chris Jenner about it.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And Chris Jenner is like harvesting abilical cords from local hospital.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There's some some of that stem cell stuff and the
anti aging stuff. You guys were like way closer than
you think to being able to like turn off cells
for me, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Because I don't have much time.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, but there's they think that they can then even reverse.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh like a Benjamin Buttons aging.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, and they think there's all these like.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Can I admit something, Yeah, you've never seen Benjamin Button.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Me neither made all the jokes about it and I've
never watched it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
But imagine they reversy too much, and then all of
a sudden, like you you look twelve and it's like
weird now.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But you're still a parent, but your kids like look
older than you.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, my parents lived on a boat, you know, for
a long time. This is a Benjamin Button side note.
And their boat was in the background of one of
the Benjamin Buttons. No way, I had to get They
got approached while filming to let them know that there
were you know, give but I don't know if you
can really spot it or not. Did they get paid?
Now I need to watch the movie they might have. Wow,
I need to go watch that movie. See if I
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can spot it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have zero desire to watch that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean either fuck it. But uh, it
is crazy. They think that there's always like aging science
breakthroughs and stuff that are happening right now. But imagine
that you could pick the age whatever that you basically
want to stay at. What age would you pick? Well,
twenty eight and a.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Half of ya, I'm only twenty six and a half now,
but I think I would pick like, I don't know,
like thirty three.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Seems like three do you want to get older?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah? But then interesting then like stay there.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, I'm with you on the Oh no, I'm going
like twenty three.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's too that's that's too young for me.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Really, I think I think that's a twenty three to
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But I still want to be like, legit adult, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, it's crazy though, you guys, it's coming. It's on
the horizon. It's like way closer than you think. It's nuts.
But then like then there's all sorts of ethical questions,
you know, do people just live like for hell a long? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And if you're dating, do you have to give you
your real age? Or can you give your fake age,
fake age for sure, but you'd want to know the
other person's real age. What if they've like been alive
for like one hundred years like a vampire.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's like you want to know that that's true. And
they're like talking about the fucking steamboats and ship like
some shit from the past. Like what are you talking about, bro? Yeah, well,
this stuff want to be available to us norms of course,
but worst generous can afford it, we won't be able
to afford it.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Will this be like in actions?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't know how. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Because I'm like, how are they going to do that,
like to where it happens to your whole body? Because
you know a lot of the times like you can
like yeah, maybe you get a facelift, but then you'll
see them wearing gloves so that you don't look.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
At their hands.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Its apparently like you know those you can't do too much.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Maybe you'll like stop yourselves from aging at the time
you take it. So it's like when you age, you want,
then that's the time to do the procedure.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Or if they think they can reverse some of the.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Stuff, so like your skin gets tighter and the stuff
like the downstairs asking for a front like.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Cells in the eyes. They can like bring you can get.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
A facelift down there, maybe some sort of lift.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
The future is crazy, you guys, It's scary.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's crazy, all right. We have talkback watching radio of
your parents having sex? Wats would you rather have your
(16:04):
brother watch a video.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
You having chest?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Or would you rather watch a video of your mom?
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So your is going on? But answer the question, Slena,
would you.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I would rather watch my parents, I guess than like
willing like allow my kids to see that. Obviously, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Would be in jail, but maybe they wouldn't know what
they were what was happening in the video?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yet's know or they'll figure it out eventually. ID rather
that's what they sho.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I would rather watch my parents and I will take
that trauma for my kids so they don't have.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
To yea with you get some popcorn. Now let's watch
our parents smash adjust Now to you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I would have to the same, There's no way I
would ever.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yours is a different Would you rather would you rather
watch have your brother watch a video? Or you watch
your parents watch your mom doing me?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Because then I would just try to like block it
from my memory black out right.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So you want to see your mom?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You don't want that. That's that's what you guys said.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
That memory will surface every time you're doing anything your
head all day long. Whereas like if you'd let your
brother watch the video like whatever, you don't have.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
To think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, that'd be like, maybe you can learn some things
from your mom, yeah, or maybe your brother can learn
some things from you.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
A couple of pointers, got it, that's what girls like. Yeah,
I got a DM here from eurybody Edgar without the
haircut he's throwing in. Also a would you rather, hopefully
I get this question in on time for the wild
thoughts just barely good buddy, he says, for all three
of you, would you rather, for the rest of your
life with your partner every time you bump uglies be
a long, passionate, amazing hot love making session but with
(17:39):
no climax for either one of you? Or would you
rather every time you bump uglies after two pumps fifteen
seconds tops, you both climax and that's it for the day.
Ha ha ha ha ha hat to the point.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, I guess short, then you'll save time too,
Like it's kind of like a.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, way, I'm bam, thank you, ma'am. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's fine because you can get to sleep quicker. Yeah tired,
I am tired, and then both satisfied like that's that
was an easy one. Yeah, try harder next time.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, Oh, don't give them that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't need that.
Jess is probably in the bathroom, like.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Always, just plastering the sides of the toilet, maybe even
the sides of the stall, because we know that, uh
is it? You think it's an IBS situation, iared will Bow.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know. She's been drinking this protein coffee every day.
Oh and so maybe it's like that. Maybe it's like
protein overload.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's a that's like a double whammy, because if you
have something that's already going to push through your stomach,
that heavy dose of protein, and then he had some
coffee into it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking and effects.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Everytimes I read traffic sponsors. If you listen to our
live show, we have one for the Crones and Colitis Foundation.
They're at the forefront of inflammatory bowel disease. Yep. Do
you think Jess is at the forefront of inflammatory bowel disease?
And maybe that's what's happening. Maybe it's something more serious
of crones or colitis.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh you know what it could be. But I wouldn't
consider her at the forefront until she goes public with it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Right, But I just know that whatever she has sounds
like inflammatory bowels. Yeah, like there's something extra.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Front or front or four back, either way.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She gets very upset anytime we talk about this, and
she's like, it's not true, that's not what happens. But
if we keep this up, yeah, she will become the
face of the inflammatory bowel disease.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And I hate what you trying to deny it, because
it's like, how do you explain missing so many parts
of our show, especially in the nine o'clock hour, once
the protein in her coffee really really begin to like
settle it and they start to, you know, want to
get out of there by any means necessary and not.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Also, how do you miss the murst the first four
minutes and thirty seconds of the Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Podcast so far, That's what I'm saying. I even texted
her like, hey, we're about to start the podcast. No response. Well,
I mean, I wonder why.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
If you've ever been in the bathroom just felt totally defeated.
You're all sweaty, You've taken your shirt off and hung
it up because like you know, you're in for the
fight of your life. Yeah, that happened to me that
one time at Benny Hannas. You you did it there, Yes,
my stomach got so destroyed that like I had to
I couldn't even make it home from there. What but
the worst of the fight, like the real fight that again,
(02:02):
shirt off, you know, super sweaty was at home later
in my girlfriend's apartment. Ew, it wasn't even my head.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You guys were in an open farting, open pooping relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh closed door pooping, open forwarding.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, but I mean like you knew about it, so
it's not like you had to hide that you your
stomach was messed up. It's like she you guys knew.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah. I mean we've talked about that and the different
relationships I've been in my life, and that one was
one where we just farted all over each other. And like,
I'm just so glad that's not my life anymore. It's gross.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
There's never been a situation bad enough where I had
to do that at like while I'm still at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's this, I'm telling you, this was an emergency, and
it felt like I swallowed a grenade made out of
razor blades. Like my stomach literally was like I thought
I was gonna die. It was intense pain. It was
very bad. Anyways, Jess's back, I've still gotten back to
be to eat there speaking of inflammatory ball disease, and
I want to talk about I want to talk about
(03:02):
this because I have to show you guys this picture
and then if you're listening, maybe you can google this
because I can't tell if it's AI or not because
it's so ridiculous. Okay, this is a Spanish bullfighter and
he was injured in a recent bullfight. Now, this guy's
name is Jose Antonio Barante Camacho and he's dubbed the
King of the Bullfighter. So this guy's like good, he's legit. Unfortunately,
(03:27):
a bull that he was fighting knocked him down. Now
as he's trying to get back up, he's turned away
from the bull, the bull gores him and perforates his rectum. Now,
I'm going to show you this picture Slenan, because this guy, no, no, no,
this is the end. It's caught. He is mid air.
So it's like picture a guy kind of like doing
(03:47):
a Superman jump away from a bull and meanwhile the
bulls behind him and you can see the bull's horn
is stuck into his backside. Is this AI? Look at
this picture?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Let me see it? Sure is too perfect?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
That is not AI.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It looks real. Oh my god, I can't think of
anything worse.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This poor guy, he's got a bull's horn stuck straight
into his rectum, causing a ten centimeter gore.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Like fuck, we're not on the metric system, Like how
long is ten centimeters? Like I think that's like a little.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Less than an inch, right, No, it's probably.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Like four five inches or something roughly an inch. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Justin the conversion that would be close to four.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Inches, That's what I said. Well, anyways, so this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Bull ripped his asshole open four inches. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh and again this is like one of those one
in a million shot one a million shots, because the
bull's horn in this picture looks like it's going straight
into his bottle and he is mid air, so the
bull is kind of flipping him up into the air.
And this bull has a horn, is one of his
horns right in his But I can think of nothing worse.
(05:04):
Oh my god, I mean rectum? Damn near kill them?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Geez, would you rather the bull split open your rectum
or your scrolled them?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh that's a great because you can operate with I
wouldn't care if I only had one ball, Like, big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, and maybe, but it slices it right open
and they just fall out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They just unravel like a ball yard hitting.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The ground, and then you're in dirt.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So it all gets like, oh yeah, then the bull's
gonna stomp on your testes a few times. Then you
have to put them in a cup of milk and
then run him down to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What an awkward trip to the operating room.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I just like this guy, the King of the bullfighters,
has to now have this picture live in infamy of
a bull just totally rear ending them. I mean, this
is the best picture I've ever This is one of
the funniest pictures I've ever seen that happens.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm assuming he had to get stitches, right, Oh yeah,
but what about and you have to go number two?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You're going through a tube or something for there's no
way you could take a normal number two.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, this is what after you have a baby,
and sometimes you'll tear from the front to the back.
Uh huh, and you got to get stitched back up.
They give you still softener, so.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Then it's just slides out, so you're just diarrhea express
it's not diarrhea, but it's just it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's yeah, it's more like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
That's disgusting. Why would you compare the two or like,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
How many guys do you think have gone to the
er and like, dude, you're not going to believe this.
I was fighting a bull and the reason that this
happened is a bull gourgy there And they're like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Right, sure, they've all tried that excuse.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, I mean you have to come up with some
cool reason you've got something stuck or you're torn back
there when you tear during You just brought that up
when you tear during a delivery, and uh, two becomes one,
two holes become one. Back there, it just tears between
they just everything combines.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I I guess so, and then they have to just
like pull it all together and.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How do they separate it back out again?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I feel like you'd have to be like really torn
for it to actually rip all the way from the
front to the back, like.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I think that happens.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Then. I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. Like
when I ripped, it didn't go to my asshole.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm gonna take that sniff save that for I can't
use it on the show, but I don't know where
I'll use it. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Guess, yeah, if you do, if if that happens, yeah,
I guess two holes just merge into one giant and.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Then like then it's just like you could do whatever
you all, I guess, And.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
They just saw you back up and then you're like, Okay,
come back in two weeks and we'll take the stitches off.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, they dissolve. Oh, you don't have to go back.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So just one big ship one day and all this
and you just blow up whatever remaining stitches and you're
back to normal and.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
You weren't traumatized, because then I feel like i'd be like, Okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
There no more children.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
From the stitching. Yeah. No, you don't even feel it. Well,
I also had epidurals.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It sounds painful, like for the recovery part.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
You ever try to take a look at it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Crouch over No, No, did not want to be want to.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Make sure they know the hole back in the right.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
After baby is just a complete mess down there. You
don't want you don't want to look at that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's like an.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Everything's just been blown to smithereens you want to take
a look.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Because because we've heard that when women give birth there
sometimes a number two comes out at the same time
or prior to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You're you're pushing so hard and then like that happens
first and then the baby falls.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
So if you have the epidura, you don't even feel
that happening home. Yeah, wha should smell it, I get.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean I think the nurses usually do a quick
they grab it with a towel, That's what I says.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They don't want the mom to like be embarrassed if
it happens. They just like get it out of the
way really quick, like.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No one notices.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know, it couldn't be me. Don't want that job.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is that why you don't want to have kids, Jess,
That's part of it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's on the list for sure.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
There are so many things other things, but that sounds
so scary.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That was like, yeah, huge fear of mine.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So, I mean, thankfully you you don't once you go
into labor, like you can't eat. But sometimes it's like
it happens so quick, you know, or it's like for me,
it's like I remember the first time I was gonna
go get induced, and it's like who knows how long
it's gonna take. So my mom was like, you need
to eat something, so like I eat something. But then
(09:46):
the whole time you're like, oh my god, please do
not shit in front of everyone. It's like it's all
you think about.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Really, yes, wait what about when?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Because you know how sometimes you don't make it like
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I was like, man, women don't make it to the hospital,
and they'll deliver their baby in like.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A track condescend yeah wherever.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So there's just like a bunch of fluid that just just.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Everywhere, all kinds of stuff. There's a ship, a placenta,
and a baby that all popped out.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And umbilical cord and build for all of it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Graham, would you be able to deliver a baby if
you had to?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I told you I was certified that when I was
a lifeguard. I had to watch the video and I
was horrified at what I saw. Never want to watch
that again. And but I feel like I could do
it if called upon. I probably faint midway through.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But when you see the videos of like doctors doing it,
and they're like the head comes out and then they're
like twisting the baby, it looks like they're like twisting.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The head off, you kind of guide it out, and
there was a total technique to it. I'm no longer certified,
but I feel like I could do.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Do you feel like it would be easier for you
to do that helping a stranger or your wife, because
I feel like men are so like, no, I don't
want to see my wife giving birth A good question.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I feel like I might be queasier if it was
my wife, or something.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
About like you'd rather see a stranger because then you're
like an emergency situation, Like I feel like it'd be
easier to like detach yourself, Like I don't know, there's
something about loved one being in like pain or like trauma,
you know that like affects you more. I guess being
in an emergency situation like that is like one of
my worst fears because it's like you're not like groomed
to your liking you know everyone they just got and
(11:29):
they just cut.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Your clothes off. Let me shave my legs first, or
something like, oh man, we can't help her, get the week,
get the trimmers, we got a trim ness. We were
just talking last night about we talked about something the
show years ago. But we were cracking up about last
night talking about umbilical cords and delivery and stuff because
we you know, they let you keep a little piece
of the cord or whatever the souvenir. What do you
(11:51):
still have those from your kids?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Selena somewhere? Well why, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's like the thing you keep your kids, like first
lock of hair at their first haircut, and maybe some
other things. And yeah, for whatever reason, that's something that
they sent home with you. But our neighbor's dog ate
for my son's local cor that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did he get sick?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, it's just like a little piece and by that
it's like hard enough jerky, little piece of jerky.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, he was probably chewing on that thing. Thought it
was a little fucking raw.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hide, super juicy.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh yeah, a great time with.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The nutrients in that too. Good for the dog because
I think it's a change in it's for a code
after that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well that's what I'm saying. There's some like real stem
cells in there and stuff. The dog was like ten
years younger. After dog lived like an extra like oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Don't tell Chris Jenner about it.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And Chris Jenner is like harvesting abilical cords from local hospital.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There's some some of that stem cell stuff and the
anti aging stuff. You guys were like way closer than
you think to being able to like turn off cells
for me, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Because I don't have much time.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, but there's they think that they can then even reverse.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh like a Benjamin Buttons aging.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, and they think there's all these like.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Can I admit something, Yeah, you've never seen Benjamin Button.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Me neither made all the jokes about it and I've
never watched it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
But imagine they reversy too much, and then all of
a sudden, like you you look twelve and it's like
weird now.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But you're still a parent, but your kids like look
older than you.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, my parents lived on a boat, you know, for
a long time. This is a Benjamin Button side note.
And their boat was in the background of one of
the Benjamin Buttons. No way, I had to get They
got approached while filming to let them know that there
were you know, give but I don't know if you
can really spot it or not. Did they get paid?
Now I need to watch the movie they might have. Wow,
I need to go watch that movie. See if I
(13:33):
can spot it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have zero desire to watch that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean either fuck it. But uh, it
is crazy. They think that there's always like aging science
breakthroughs and stuff that are happening right now. But imagine
that you could pick the age whatever that you basically
want to stay at. What age would you pick? Well,
twenty eight and a.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Half of ya, I'm only twenty six and a half now,
but I think I would pick like, I don't know,
like thirty three.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Seems like three do you want to get older?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah? But then interesting then like stay there.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, I'm with you on the Oh no, I'm going
like twenty three.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's too that's that's too young for me.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Really, I think I think that's a twenty three to
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But I still want to be like, legit adult, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, it's crazy though, you guys, it's coming. It's on
the horizon. It's like way closer than you think. It's nuts.
But then like then there's all sorts of ethical questions,
you know, do people just live like for hell a long? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And if you're dating, do you have to give you
your real age? Or can you give your fake age,
fake age for sure, but you'd want to know the
other person's real age. What if they've like been alive
for like one hundred years like a vampire.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's like you want to know that that's true. And
they're like talking about the fucking steamboats and ship like
some shit from the past. Like what are you talking about, bro? Yeah, well,
this stuff want to be available to us norms of course,
but worst generous can afford it, we won't be able
to afford it.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Will this be like in actions?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't know how. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Because I'm like, how are they going to do that,
like to where it happens to your whole body? Because
you know a lot of the times like you can
like yeah, maybe you get a facelift, but then you'll
see them wearing gloves so that you don't look.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
At their hands.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Its apparently like you know those you can't do too much.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Maybe you'll like stop yourselves from aging at the time
you take it. So it's like when you age, you want,
then that's the time to do the procedure.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Or if they think they can reverse some of the.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Stuff, so like your skin gets tighter and the stuff
like the downstairs asking for a front like.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Cells in the eyes. They can like bring you can get.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
A facelift down there, maybe some sort of lift.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
The future is crazy, you guys, It's scary.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's crazy, all right. We have talkback watching radio of
your parents having sex? Wats would you rather have your
(16:04):
brother watch a video.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
You having chest?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Or would you rather watch a video of your mom?
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So your is going on? But answer the question, Slena,
would you.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I would rather watch my parents, I guess than like
willing like allow my kids to see that. Obviously, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Would be in jail, but maybe they wouldn't know what
they were what was happening in the video?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yet's know or they'll figure it out eventually. ID rather
that's what they sho.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I would rather watch my parents and I will take
that trauma for my kids so they don't have.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
To yea with you get some popcorn. Now let's watch
our parents smash adjust Now to you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I would have to the same, There's no way I
would ever.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yours is a different Would you rather would you rather
watch have your brother watch a video? Or you watch
your parents watch your mom doing me?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Because then I would just try to like block it
from my memory black out right.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So you want to see your mom?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You don't want that. That's that's what you guys said.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
That memory will surface every time you're doing anything your
head all day long. Whereas like if you'd let your
brother watch the video like whatever, you don't have.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
To think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, that'd be like, maybe you can learn some things
from your mom, yeah, or maybe your brother can learn
some things from you.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
A couple of pointers, got it, that's what girls like. Yeah,
I got a DM here from eurybody Edgar without the
haircut he's throwing in. Also a would you rather, hopefully
I get this question in on time for the wild
thoughts just barely good buddy, he says, for all three
of you, would you rather, for the rest of your
life with your partner every time you bump uglies be
a long, passionate, amazing hot love making session but with
(17:39):
no climax for either one of you? Or would you
rather every time you bump uglies after two pumps fifteen
seconds tops, you both climax and that's it for the day.
Ha ha ha ha ha hat to the point.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, I guess short, then you'll save time too,
Like it's kind of like a.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, way, I'm bam, thank you, ma'am. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's fine because you can get to sleep quicker. Yeah tired,
I am tired, and then both satisfied like that's that
was an easy one. Yeah, try harder next time.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, Oh, don't give them that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't need that.
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