April 28, 2026 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild tho'tsday, Happy Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Every one?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Fuck off?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Why grantma, I hear you have an appearance coming out.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, we'll see about that skyzone.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Yeah, and Valo the Grand opening him to be out
there May ninth. You just come say hi to me.
It's I just got that news myself just a second ago.
I didn't know that I was available that day to
be about broadcasting. Love turns out I am. I look
forward to seeing everybody out there, but it's my hometown.
I was bored there, No, I was just we were
just talking a minute ago before you before we started
the Wild Thoughts podcast, and Tuesdays are way harder than Mondays.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Tuesday has become the new Monday, Monday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I don't know, maybe I have some residual energy or
like drunkness from the weekend, but then like the real
hangover and everything kicks in on Tuesdays and Tuesday shows,
Like I'll be honest, for everyone that listens to our
live show or listens to the podcast, the regular show,
Tuesday shows just fucking suck.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
They're just like not good because none of us can talk, and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like, yeah, I feel like Mondays and Tuesdays are just bad.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I like the Monday show better than Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Wednesdays still kind of suck too. It's not really still Thursday, Friday,
Thursday Fridays where the jav show really a full lout
of that fog.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then we start peaking just in time to go
to the weekend, and then we.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Just crash it all over again.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's the life cycle of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You have a couple of things for our Wild Thoughts
podcast I do.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I got a couple of kink related things that I'd
like to throw out and see if you ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Apparently on the most recent or one of the most
recent episodes of Euphoria, I'm not watching, although I should
be because maybe watching pops your cones out in there.
Apparently in this episode there is a new kink that well,
I guess it's not new, but they do it in
the show and a lot of people are just learning
about it. It's called mummification. Are you familiar with this?
(01:38):
It says one of the people on the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Show, uh pretends to a mummy is wrapped.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
In cling rap by the and like wrapped in saran
wrap by the guy. And apparently that mummification is a thing.
It doesn't need to be in saran wrap. It could
be with sheets or whatever. Tells you just wrap.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
The other person up and do what and then I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Part of it is like the it's you know, there's
always an element of who's the dominant whatever. The person
doing the wrapping is the dominant one. You're wrapping the
other person up. Experts are saying, you gotta be real
careful when you do this because you don't want to
accidentally suffocate the other person.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You got to make sure that they can. But are
you breathing stuff?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Are you like wrapping everything but their mouth?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Are you wrapping? Like? I don't like what you like?
What do you do with them wrapped up?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think you're wrapping them and then you're.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Doing yourself and then unwrapping the Oh you do yourself right.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't know. I didn't watch the episode, but this
is just.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What in the episode.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
This was at the very I'm pretty sure this was
at the very end of the third episode, but I
think it ended like that. I don't think anything. I
don't think they actually showed them doing anything. She was
just like tied up in Surranda, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's the qualification kink. It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This expert says, if you're new to it, looser is better.
The wrapping should never squeeze the body, and be sure
you're not wrapping the face at all, and have safety
scissors nearby in case you need to get the person
out of their bindings really quickly. So if you need
to cut them out of their mummy thing that you've
just wrapped them in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Keep some safety scissors nearby.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Would you be into it your man wants to turn
you into a mummy.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I would do practically anything my man wants me to
do at least once, but that I'm not into that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You're not into some weird mummy shit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, but you do it once?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
If if he really wanted to.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Try it, I guess what if he wants to be
wrapped up as a mummy too, and you guys are
both wrapped up like mummies and it's just like mummies,
like hooking up like some weird.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Halloween thing, that's what he wants to do. Yeah, sure,
I guess we'll try it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, interesting, I just don't see the point of that. Good,
all right, I don't see the Selena's into the mumification
just as out to it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You just said you're into it, So no, would you
be into it? Here's the other scenario that I read
about you. I just don't see the point, Like, I
don't know that it would do anything for me. Am
I money or the mummyr either one, the mumma fire,
either one.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You tell us either the dominant one or not.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
If if like I don't want to see what it
would do for me, if I'm wrapping Kate up, I
spent all my energy trying to unwrap Kate, you know
what I mean? Like, I'd rather I don't want to
add more clothing covering to the situation. I'd like there
to be less. But that's that's just me. Call me weird.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay. This other one, uh, would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
This woman wrote this article that I read about just
a thrilling night that she had with a guy, and
one that she's never been able to recreate since this
guy and has been searching for someone else that would
be interested in the same sort of kink. She says,
this guy said, do you want to come back to
my place or whatever? And my friend's going to be
involved too, So she's thinking, Okay, we're having threesome. Threesome
(04:36):
time two dudes.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
One check.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
She gets back to his apartment. Nobody else is there,
the friend's not there. She's like, okay, so is this
not a threesome? She said they started hooking up and
that's when he brought his phone out on FaceTime and
his buddy was there just watching everything on the FaceTime
and he was, you know, handling himself obviously, but that
became their thing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
He his friend really liked watching.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The other from oh my god, pound out some ladies
and okay, so obviously I knew you guys Arenna say
you're not into that? Would you rather have a real
life threesome? Or would you if you had to choose
real life threesome or just somebody just watching on FaceTime
and you're just hooking up with your person.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Selena is the one that said she'd be a mummy
fuck it. I'll do anything.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If I had to pick, I guess the FaceTime one.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh doesn't that seem more creepy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You'd rather do it? Then?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean I don't want to. I don't want to
have an extra person there, Well, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Then the other person isn't there, they're just watching.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I feel like if you're already if you're picking one, wait,
so you're saying, have an extra person in the room watching?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, they're involved.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh okay, fine, I'll do FaceTime too.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And who would you which one of your if it
was one of your friends? Because in sinstance, let's just
say you are the guy that brought this. Who would
you pick her to do the watching?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's one of my friends? Yeah, I picked none. Well
you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, it'd be one of your sisters.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You stick ou No, not my sister probably probably?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I have two friends named Jackie, but one of one
of the Jackie pick a Jackie.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, jess which friend would be your friend that you
would feel comfortable having on FaceTime?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm trying to think of, like my least judgmental friend.
I have quite a few.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I guess i'd pick or is you either one of
your one of your man's friends? No, check it? Then
pick one of yours?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, and you pick I guess I'll pick my friend Priscilla.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Okay, Prisilla, you've been like.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
She wouldn't judge me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
That's quite the honor, and you get to FaceTime in
the next time, Jess and her Man, what would.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You pick a real life person there or someone's watching
you on FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I mean, if it was a real life but like
another woman.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Another guy, another one of your friends, you would pick
a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You'd pick another woman to join you if I.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Was gonna have a threesome interview with another woman.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, so that's so you're picking.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay that or if I get to have somebody watch,
I'll pick the other Jackie because I feel like you
have two Jackies into that she's feeling left out because
other Jackie just got to watch.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Jackie like that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
One of your friends will pick now.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Right, I just became friends with other Jackets.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You have to be one of your friends, Graham.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, I picked I picked that. I picked the other
option with other live persons have to be.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
One of your friends. You literally asked the question instead
of which one of our friends would we pick? So
which one of your friend would you pick?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Other Jackie?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Graham, answer the question, which one of your friends would
you pick?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Maybe my buddy have a lot of friends, Yeah, buddy, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, why do you seem so excited.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
No, I'm not so excited. I was thinking about like
we were roommates in college.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know what, you don't even have to pick because
you picked threesome, right, so you don't have to pick
a face time.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, but I'm saying if I had to pick the
FaceTime one, like Andrew and I shared a room a
bunch of college, and like there was times when I
was probably, you know how a guest over on the
top bunk, and then he didn't. There's probably times when
he had a guest over on the bottom bunk.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's just good sick.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You couldn't see anything, but still.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You could smell it, Oh you're sick.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Could smell it? Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, I mean that's just I don't know, you know,
it's just like.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So cross well whatever, whatever it is, what it is,
so like it wouldn't you know, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Was that like a normal thing. I didn't go to college,
so I don't I don't. I don't know about the
whole going back to somebody's place, and but like that
was a normal thing, Like, hey, would you like to
come back to my bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Look Santa Barbara where I went, the housing was so
expensive you couldn't unless you're like some rich kid like
you could not afford. Nobody could afford to not have
a roommate in their room. You had to share a room.
And most of the rooms were small. So if you
wanted to have bigger than a twin sized bed, which
you did as a grown ass man who's large, like,
(08:58):
you had to build like these, like we would custom
build them like these, like platform bunks, get some lumber
from home depot, build a thing and then you could
put your full or queen size bed on there and
the other person would put theirs on the ground under it.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And did you ever do what we've heard some people
do when they're saving themselves for marriage, but to like
they'll be in a bunk bed above just on top
of each other, and then the bottom bushes them.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So they're I'm not, I'm not hooking up with there,
But it feels like, yeah no, because again.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We was actually hooking up with them, were actually hooking up.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But also we custom built these bunk beds.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
There were rock sow they didn't move at all because
they were bolted to the wall.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
With a post. I don't know. I could.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I could draw you a schematic of how I designed
these things, but we used to build them in every place,
so we went.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was a superior bunk bed.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
But it wasn't like it wasn't like a oh hey, bro,
like I have a girl coming over, like you figure out, like.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You just go somewhere for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well that was the way. That was the way it normally.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's the way it normally worked, right, But then if
somebody like kind of started dating someone and they wanted
to be over there, like we nights and during the
week and stuff, it was like you can't kick the
person out of the room every fucking night of the week.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So then there's nights when like so and so is
staying over.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know, oh my god, Like now you just like
put the sound machine on and you put your earplugs
in then, but yeah, you'd hear some heavy rustling.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of the sheep.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I got that cat. I can't.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What do you mean, that's just life?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I can't, I think because I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I wouldn't feel comfortable going to somebody's dorm knowing their
roommate is right there and I'm doing stuff with because.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That was the only way.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
And where there's a will, there's a way. Because everybody
shared a room, everybody had a roommate. Nobody had a
single room unless you are rich, And like.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I just can't, I can't get past that.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well, how are you gonna hook up in college? Then
in the outdoors?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah? The cars?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You want to go to sleep afterwards? I got a
big I got a big midterm the next day, Like,
come on, I need my sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I am so disgusted. Anyway, Well, where are those friends now?
Like do you keep in touch with them?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I'm still like, I'm very close friends with Like there
was one year where there ten ten of us lived
in a house together. I'd say half of us are
still well, we all still keep in contact, but we
have an A team and a B team. The A
team we have our own like text group chat right,
and then one with everybody, but like we stay the
group of us that are closer friends. I don't know,
(11:23):
maybe they divided off into their own group.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Of close friends.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I wonder if they're like if their wives know what
they used to do with you in the room.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Maybe maybe not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
That's disgusting Jesse, you went to college. You never did that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, you never brought you back to your smash dorm pad.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Well, I had to commute to college because I lived
close enough to be able to do that, and I
was not about to spend that much money on staying
in the dorms.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh so your dorm room was with your mom, so
you would bring everyone back there?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
No, no, no, no, no, that was that was not a
thing that would be disgusting.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
All right, Farr for the short podcast today, guys, But
we started late and.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's Tuesday and we're struggling.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Ye,
Wild tho'tsday, Happy Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Every one?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Fuck off?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Why grantma, I hear you have an appearance coming out.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, we'll see about that skyzone.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Yeah, and Valo the Grand opening him to be out
there May ninth. You just come say hi to me.
It's I just got that news myself just a second ago.
I didn't know that I was available that day to
be about broadcasting. Love turns out I am. I look
forward to seeing everybody out there, but it's my hometown.
I was bored there, No, I was just we were
just talking a minute ago before you before we started
the Wild Thoughts podcast, and Tuesdays are way harder than Mondays.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Tuesday has become the new Monday, Monday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I don't know, maybe I have some residual energy or
like drunkness from the weekend, but then like the real
hangover and everything kicks in on Tuesdays and Tuesday shows,
Like I'll be honest, for everyone that listens to our
live show or listens to the podcast, the regular show,
Tuesday shows just fucking suck.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
They're just like not good because none of us can talk, and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like, yeah, I feel like Mondays and Tuesdays are just bad.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I like the Monday show better than Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Wednesdays still kind of suck too. It's not really still Thursday, Friday,
Thursday Fridays where the jav show really a full lout
of that fog.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then we start peaking just in time to go
to the weekend, and then we.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Just crash it all over again.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's the life cycle of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You have a couple of things for our Wild Thoughts
podcast I do.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I got a couple of kink related things that I'd
like to throw out and see if you ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Apparently on the most recent or one of the most
recent episodes of Euphoria, I'm not watching, although I should
be because maybe watching pops your cones out in there.
Apparently in this episode there is a new kink that well,
I guess it's not new, but they do it in
the show and a lot of people are just learning
about it. It's called mummification. Are you familiar with this?
(01:38):
It says one of the people on the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Show, uh pretends to a mummy is wrapped.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
In cling rap by the and like wrapped in saran
wrap by the guy. And apparently that mummification is a thing.
It doesn't need to be in saran wrap. It could
be with sheets or whatever. Tells you just wrap.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
The other person up and do what and then I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Part of it is like the it's you know, there's
always an element of who's the dominant whatever. The person
doing the wrapping is the dominant one. You're wrapping the
other person up. Experts are saying, you gotta be real
careful when you do this because you don't want to
accidentally suffocate the other person.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You got to make sure that they can. But are
you breathing stuff?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Are you like wrapping everything but their mouth?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Are you wrapping? Like? I don't like what you like?
What do you do with them wrapped up?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think you're wrapping them and then you're.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Doing yourself and then unwrapping the Oh you do yourself right.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't know. I didn't watch the episode, but this
is just.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What in the episode.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
This was at the very I'm pretty sure this was
at the very end of the third episode, but I
think it ended like that. I don't think anything. I
don't think they actually showed them doing anything. She was
just like tied up in Surranda, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's the qualification kink. It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This expert says, if you're new to it, looser is better.
The wrapping should never squeeze the body, and be sure
you're not wrapping the face at all, and have safety
scissors nearby in case you need to get the person
out of their bindings really quickly. So if you need
to cut them out of their mummy thing that you've
just wrapped them in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Keep some safety scissors nearby.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Would you be into it your man wants to turn
you into a mummy.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I would do practically anything my man wants me to
do at least once, but that I'm not into that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You're not into some weird mummy shit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, but you do it once?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
If if he really wanted to.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Try it, I guess what if he wants to be
wrapped up as a mummy too, and you guys are
both wrapped up like mummies and it's just like mummies,
like hooking up like some weird.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Halloween thing, that's what he wants to do. Yeah, sure,
I guess we'll try it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, interesting, I just don't see the point of that. Good,
all right, I don't see the Selena's into the mumification
just as out to it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You just said you're into it, So no, would you
be into it? Here's the other scenario that I read
about you. I just don't see the point, Like, I
don't know that it would do anything for me. Am
I money or the mummyr either one, the mumma fire,
either one.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You tell us either the dominant one or not.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
If if like I don't want to see what it
would do for me, if I'm wrapping Kate up, I
spent all my energy trying to unwrap Kate, you know
what I mean? Like, I'd rather I don't want to
add more clothing covering to the situation. I'd like there
to be less. But that's that's just me. Call me weird.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay. This other one, uh, would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
This woman wrote this article that I read about just
a thrilling night that she had with a guy, and
one that she's never been able to recreate since this
guy and has been searching for someone else that would
be interested in the same sort of kink. She says,
this guy said, do you want to come back to
my place or whatever? And my friend's going to be
involved too, So she's thinking, Okay, we're having threesome. Threesome
(04:36):
time two dudes.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
One check.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
She gets back to his apartment. Nobody else is there,
the friend's not there. She's like, okay, so is this
not a threesome? She said they started hooking up and
that's when he brought his phone out on FaceTime and
his buddy was there just watching everything on the FaceTime
and he was, you know, handling himself obviously, but that
became their thing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
He his friend really liked watching.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The other from oh my god, pound out some ladies
and okay, so obviously I knew you guys Arenna say
you're not into that? Would you rather have a real
life threesome? Or would you if you had to choose
real life threesome or just somebody just watching on FaceTime
and you're just hooking up with your person.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Would you be into it?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Selena is the one that said she'd be a mummy
fuck it. I'll do anything.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If I had to pick, I guess the FaceTime one.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh doesn't that seem more creepy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You'd rather do it? Then?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean I don't want to. I don't want to
have an extra person there, Well, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Then the other person isn't there, they're just watching.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I feel like if you're already if you're picking one, wait,
so you're saying, have an extra person in the room watching?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, they're involved.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh okay, fine, I'll do FaceTime too.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And who would you which one of your if it
was one of your friends? Because in sinstance, let's just
say you are the guy that brought this. Who would
you pick her to do the watching?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's one of my friends? Yeah, I picked none. Well
you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, it'd be one of your sisters.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You stick ou No, not my sister probably probably?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I have two friends named Jackie, but one of one
of the Jackie pick a Jackie.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, jess which friend would be your friend that you
would feel comfortable having on FaceTime?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm trying to think of, like my least judgmental friend.
I have quite a few.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I guess i'd pick or is you either one of
your one of your man's friends? No, check it? Then
pick one of yours?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, and you pick I guess I'll pick my friend Priscilla.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Okay, Prisilla, you've been like.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
She wouldn't judge me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
That's quite the honor, and you get to FaceTime in
the next time, Jess and her Man, what would.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You pick a real life person there or someone's watching
you on FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I mean, if it was a real life but like
another woman.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Another guy, another one of your friends, you would pick
a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You'd pick another woman to join you if I.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Was gonna have a threesome interview with another woman.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, so that's so you're picking.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay that or if I get to have somebody watch,
I'll pick the other Jackie because I feel like you
have two Jackies into that she's feeling left out because
other Jackie just got to watch.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Jackie like that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
One of your friends will pick now.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Right, I just became friends with other Jackets.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You have to be one of your friends, Graham.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, I picked I picked that. I picked the other
option with other live persons have to be.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
One of your friends. You literally asked the question instead
of which one of our friends would we pick? So
which one of your friend would you pick?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Other Jackie?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Graham, answer the question, which one of your friends would
you pick?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Maybe my buddy have a lot of friends, Yeah, buddy, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, why do you seem so excited.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
No, I'm not so excited. I was thinking about like
we were roommates in college.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know what, you don't even have to pick because
you picked threesome, right, so you don't have to pick
a face time.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, but I'm saying if I had to pick the
FaceTime one, like Andrew and I shared a room a
bunch of college, and like there was times when I
was probably, you know how a guest over on the
top bunk, and then he didn't. There's probably times when
he had a guest over on the bottom bunk.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's just good sick.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You couldn't see anything, but still.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You could smell it, Oh you're sick.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Could smell it? Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, I mean that's just I don't know, you know,
it's just like.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So cross well whatever, whatever it is, what it is,
so like it wouldn't you know, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Was that like a normal thing. I didn't go to college,
so I don't I don't. I don't know about the
whole going back to somebody's place, and but like that
was a normal thing, Like, hey, would you like to
come back to my bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Look Santa Barbara where I went, the housing was so
expensive you couldn't unless you're like some rich kid like
you could not afford. Nobody could afford to not have
a roommate in their room. You had to share a room.
And most of the rooms were small. So if you
wanted to have bigger than a twin sized bed, which
you did as a grown ass man who's large, like,
(08:58):
you had to build like these, like we would custom
build them like these, like platform bunks, get some lumber
from home depot, build a thing and then you could
put your full or queen size bed on there and
the other person would put theirs on the ground under it.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And did you ever do what we've heard some people
do when they're saving themselves for marriage, but to like
they'll be in a bunk bed above just on top
of each other, and then the bottom bushes them.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So they're I'm not, I'm not hooking up with there,
But it feels like, yeah no, because again.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We was actually hooking up with them, were actually hooking up.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But also we custom built these bunk beds.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
There were rock sow they didn't move at all because
they were bolted to the wall.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
With a post. I don't know. I could.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I could draw you a schematic of how I designed
these things, but we used to build them in every place,
so we went.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was a superior bunk bed.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
But it wasn't like it wasn't like a oh hey, bro,
like I have a girl coming over, like you figure out, like.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You just go somewhere for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well that was the way. That was the way it normally.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's the way it normally worked, right, But then if
somebody like kind of started dating someone and they wanted
to be over there, like we nights and during the
week and stuff, it was like you can't kick the
person out of the room every fucking night of the week.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So then there's nights when like so and so is
staying over.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know, oh my god, Like now you just like
put the sound machine on and you put your earplugs
in then, but yeah, you'd hear some heavy rustling.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of the sheep.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I got that cat. I can't.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What do you mean, that's just life?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I can't, I think because I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I wouldn't feel comfortable going to somebody's dorm knowing their
roommate is right there and I'm doing stuff with because.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That was the only way.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
And where there's a will, there's a way. Because everybody
shared a room, everybody had a roommate. Nobody had a
single room unless you are rich, And like.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I just can't, I can't get past that.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well, how are you gonna hook up in college? Then
in the outdoors?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah? The cars?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You want to go to sleep afterwards? I got a
big I got a big midterm the next day, Like,
come on, I need my sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I am so disgusted. Anyway, Well, where are those friends now?
Like do you keep in touch with them?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I'm still like, I'm very close friends with Like there
was one year where there ten ten of us lived
in a house together. I'd say half of us are
still well, we all still keep in contact, but we
have an A team and a B team. The A
team we have our own like text group chat right,
and then one with everybody, but like we stay the
group of us that are closer friends. I don't know,
(11:23):
maybe they divided off into their own group.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Of close friends.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I wonder if they're like if their wives know what
they used to do with you in the room.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Maybe maybe not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
That's disgusting Jesse, you went to college. You never did that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, you never brought you back to your smash dorm pad.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Well, I had to commute to college because I lived
close enough to be able to do that, and I
was not about to spend that much money on staying
in the dorms.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh so your dorm room was with your mom, so
you would bring everyone back there?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
No, no, no, no, no, that was that was not a
thing that would be disgusting.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
All right, Farr for the short podcast today, guys, But
we started late and.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's Tuesday and we're struggling.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Ye,
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