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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're waking up in the morning on what is going
to an ed M music festival in.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Your mid thirties look.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Like sounds like hell? Immediate, Hell, I can't if I'm
not it's a hotel or bust.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm not camping. I don't care if Joe Burrow invited me.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Immediately. Now talk about hell is real. Forget the soccer.
This is my personal hell.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We could not be more different. I said, I love it.
You think I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I don't even know
where I was going to go at that break.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
This is a big weekend for you because am I no?
Who am I? Sarah?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I am going camping at an eight M music festival
in Thornville, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
This What is Thornville? What is it? What is an
music Ohio?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
For over thirty five years, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What the hell Thornville is.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think it's like Legend Legends of Legend Valley. Legend
Valley is where this It's called Secret Dreams.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a music festival. It's happening this weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Tom Brady, if you don't know who Tom Brady is,
it's the guy I've been seeing since March. He didn't
know who Tom Brady was, and we went on on
our first date. That's why we call him that he's
going to this music festival with his friends and his
festival people. And as of the last couple of times
we've hung out, he said, I want you to come.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I want you to be there. I would like to
someone as your friend that's met him. I love this
guy's vibe. You just met him.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I trust that you'll be in Gradynds this weekend. However,
this is a big weekend because not only is it
a trip, it is a camping trip.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Where you're going to be dirty.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You're going to be sleeping on the ground in a tent,
probably no Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This is a make it or break it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
By Sunday morning, you will know where this relationship is going.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This is either going to be a north or yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You're very good. I'm very naive when it comes to
this stuff. I didn't think of it in that way
at all.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That was my immediate thought, Oh, you're camping with this guy.
Oh you'll know everything you need to know by Sunday morning.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And I come back here on Monday and we talk
about it. Well, you won't be here but.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I will be in Vegas for the Backstreet Boys. But
I cannot wait to hear how your weekend goes.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think you think that this is a lot bigger
of a deal than I think it is.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's a big deal you're camping. But why do I
do this? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like I just try to downplay it to
make it not feel like a big deal because I'm
like terrified. I just like to keep things really slow
and casual.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think it's like I'm on the outside of this
and I'm looking in. So for me, it's easy to
see things differently than you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, I always do this with you. You're very good
at it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Though. The last time when you went on a trip
with a guy, you thought it was for President's Day weekend,
and I'm like, this is very much of Valentine's Day
weekend trip. Different gun, yes, different different person.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But I just.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What what do I do, Sarah? I mean, listen, we
are very different me.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't go.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I know I'm camping for me is okay? I think
I'm alright with it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know what I'm getting myself into, which is
why I usually go for things like this, a thirty
five year old woman is going to go camping for
the first time. I'm not a music festival person, so
and I'm not adm person.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
None of this. I'm actually in shock that you're going.
I think I might be obsessed with this person.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's what I'm saying. I think this is the make
it or break it weekend. But you have to really
love somebody to go camping for them.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
WHOA, let's not go that far.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So you gotta be really into Look, I'm in love
with my husband, but I ain't camping with them if
our relationship were.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
On the line, he said, we gotta go camp. I'm
it's the married out. I'm out, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The marryout or nothing. For Sarah, Listen, I can camp.
I'm okay with that. I'm just like, what am I
getting myself into? First thing that I was if you
want to hear my concerns, if I'm being honest, if
if I can be transparent with you. I had said
to him multiple times, this is a guys trip, correct.
He's like, yeah, I said, can you confirm with every
guy in the group that they want me to come?
Because who wants to bring the girl like the girl
they're dating on their guys trip. That sounds mean a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
To him if he's bringing you to the guys trip
and cool, and he said confirmed, they're all cool with it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Second thing that I was like, this is a really
big trip for you. This is your vacation, this is
something you've been looking forward to. Do you want me
to be alongside you for that? Because I totally understand
if you want it to be just you and your
friends or just you, you don't have to worry about someone.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He's had this plan for a while. Yeah, Nope, wants
me there. So now I'm going big. I'm going I'm
so big. I don't know anything about ed M.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know anything about Oh and by the way, Sarah,
he's he's like, you don't have to worry about a
single thing.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I've got everything.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And I'm like, I'm intrusting two nights outside in with
mother nature to a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't. I'm Sarah, I'm bringing boots and clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He's like, you just need to bring your clothes and
if it's that time of the month, like maybe the
stuff that you would need for that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh yeah, camping as a woman is not the same
thing as camping as a guy, but he's got a
lot more struggles.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I kept being like, so you have the bedding.
He's like, I've got the bedding. He's like, I've got
a fan.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like is he's bringing his pillow from his bed? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
He did recommend that I do that. I'm like, my
my pillow is white. I'm not bringing a white pillow.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm not bringing the outdoors.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What do you think I need?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A couple of my I pulled a couple of our
girlfriends too, and one of them is like, have a
hotel on lock and I'm like, I'm not gonna have
a hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's two hours away. I drive home. Make sure you
have a portable charger. Okay, look at me, I'm always.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Always prioritizing the phone, always connected. I'm like, bring your
makeup bag, bring a hotel key, because you're getting the
hut out of that time. I have no recommendations on
this camping thing. Snacks. Bring snacks that won't go bad,
like you know, trail mix, cheez its.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I Sarah I said I would.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I said on this show, Yeah, if someone said, Tiffany,
here's a VIP ticket, all inclusive flight trip to go
to Coachella?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Will you go? My answer would be no, absolutely not.
But what am I? Who am I? Who am I?
What am I doing this weekend? What am I getting
myself into? It's a no for me for it's no
on the festivals.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, but I'm just an old, cranky lady, I guess
with high maintenance problems and.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm just gonna float the number five one, three seven nine,
one oh seven one.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Do you want to contribute to the conversation Cincinnati? Would
you like to provide advice? Like I'm going into this blind.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, a few things I want to hear from. What
are some things that TIFFs should definitely bring with her
this weekend? And also, do you agree with me that
you think this is a make it or break it weekend?
It's Tom Brady morning.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on kiss
one oh seven one. You're a couple of minutes away
from winning some passes to the Art Museum. If you
just want to hang out, I'll stamp your Sincy summer passport.
Or in the midst of getting some advice for me,
as I'm about to make my first camping trip in
the woods with a boy at a music festival.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Good morning, you're on the air, Good morning, bring out.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
If they are bringing a pop up toilet ring for you,
I'm where you will be able to sit down and go.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
To the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Gall it's a music festival, do you there's you mean
there's no, there's no porter potties.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Come on, there has to be Oh hurt.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Sorry I missed that. I thought you were just going
camping my dad.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, okay, thank god, But seriously, next time I if
I do, if this works out well and I go
camping again, that's going to be in the top recommendation
A right, like should I've never.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Been to a music festival, so no clue, we'll make
recommendations for you there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, we're both walking into this like two blind bats.
You're gonna have to follow me on social because that's
going to be the headline. Thirty five year old woman
goes to first music festival in the woods.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
My sister in law has to do that for her
best friends bachelorette party. She is a mother of three
and absolutely not the music festival type, and she's dreading it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But she's gonna toughter ith a Bachelorurette music festival. What
a vibe? Which one?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I am not sure. She's from Chicago, so I think
probably something up there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Lalla, all right, what's your name with neighbor? Are you
waking up with me?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And I'm hoping I'm from Fort Mitchell, Hope.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Thank you so much for listening to Tiff in the morning.
Thank you having you too, you too so far? All
I have is bring a toilet ring. It doesn't sound
toilet ring? I like, do I just rip that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Off the toilet? I imagine my apartment. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's the voice of Bobby. He's our social media director
popped into the show here. Do you have you ever
gone camping? Do you have advice for me?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I actually just went camping a few weeks ago as.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A boy, Like do you do you have any recommendations?
Eat your boy? They went camping.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm gonna be sleeping next to a boy on an
air mattress.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That is rough. See.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I had my own tent. I didn't bring it or
it put it up or anything. My friend did bring
like baby wipes. Okay, that's my recommendation. That's like just
a little refresh trash bags. In case you said it's
going to be torrential, downpouring, yep, fun, yeah, girl, it's
(09:48):
gonna be so good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
All right. Oh, here's what we're gonna do. If you're
still with us five one three seven. I have some
art museum passes. If you want to stay local and
nago camping in Thornville, Ohio, you can go to this
in at Eddie Art Museum. Five win three seven seven one.
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