📞 Imagine getting a call from someone claiming to be your husband’s LASIK surgery nurse… only to hear that he’s not at the clinic anymore. In this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank from The Jubal Show, a wife gets a very strange update after her husband’s eye procedure — and the story quickly spirals into something completely unexpected.
As the caller calmly explains where her husband supposedly is recovering, things start to sound more and more suspicious… and a little creepy. 😳 Is this a misunderstanding, a medical mix-up, or something way more bizarre?
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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
he's not quite perfect twenty twenty yet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Uh hello there though I can see it, and he's
going to be seeing clearly very soon. It is sorry,
is this about my husband?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh? Yes, I'm so sorry. I didn't introduce myself, did I?
Uh no, yes, I still haven't introduced myself. My name
is Juniper, and I'm calling from vision Center where your
husband was getting his Lasik surgery done today.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh okay, is is he ready to be picked up
or he's well.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Know, he's not quite ready yet. I figured I could
deliver him to you, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No I was.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I was just gonna come pick him up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I take a lot of watching your husband's eyes be
penetrated deeply with the laser into his eyes. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't know if you can even hear about the procedure.
There may be like a secretary, like a woman. Okay,
I'm glad it went well. I think I'll just come
pick him up now. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
He's already home and he's in bed and he's resting,
and the lights are off, and I've made sure to
give him water and anything else that he needs in
order to recover, so it might be a while before
he's returned to you.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm sorry, he's in bed, Yes, he's.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Nestled in bed in the cover as the lights are off.
And making sure that he recovers successfully from the horrible
trauma that's been done to his eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I thought it was it's like a simple procedure, a.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Simple procedure, but it still causes some swelling and things
like that. And I want to make sure that he's okay,
so friend ed and I pen had and to get
into my own hands, and then making sure that he
recovers nice sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, where you're freaking creepy? Like, where is my husband?
He should be awake, he's not nestled, and he shouldn't
be nestled.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
In bad he sedated, but he's awake. What he's going.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm gonna come get him out there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And I don't know how you come get him?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What do you mean you don't know how it was?
Just come get him. I'm gonna drive my car there
and come get him right now.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, but you don't have the address of the whereabouts
and I don't know if you have an off road vehicle.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Uh, I have what where my husband right now? It's
not like what's going on I have?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I can't. I can't let him speak to you at
this moment because he's heavily sedate. Did like I said,
so he's not able to speak.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, Well, I don't care if he's sedated. I don't
care if he's high. I don't care. What let me
talk to him right now?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like I said, I can't let you speak to him.
He's resting in his new bed.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What new bed?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Home?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
New home? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I've given him a stuffy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What's the stuffy of.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My favorite stuffed animals? He's got those in his arms,
so he's very comfortable. I just wanted to let you
know that because.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'm house right now.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, he's not in my ass, my vacation home.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Did you kidnap my husband?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
What the what?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He's a man.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, he's a man. He's my man.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He's a man. So I did not kidnap anything.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
What I'm to be a man napping? I guess I'm
gonna know. I'm gonna come get head. Listen, I'm calling
the cops right now, and they're gonna get you. Some freak.
I'm gonna lead a niece.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And your.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Hey, Riley, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Set
you up.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
What It's a joke like a radio.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, he said he was getting lastick today and he
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Are you period? Oh my god, a freaking heart yeez.
Well now he can definitely find his own right home.
These are crazy
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
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