“Donk” Bombs a Job Interview in the Most Unforgettable Way

What starts as a routine receptionist interview at a law office quickly spirals into total chaos when a candidate named “Donk” gets on the line. From questionable credentials to wildly misunderstood legal terms, this Jubal Phone Prank takes a turn no one sees coming. The interviewers try to stay professional—but Donk makes it nearly impossible.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, what's up? It's donk.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, it's donk.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Donc don donk like do you and oh you know
what I think my resume had like my whole name
on it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
This is Paul Dunkler, but like people call me donk Uh.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
We had an interview schedule at this time for a
receptionist at your law office.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
But you can call me donk if you you know,
that's just what everybody knows me.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Okay, you'd like me to call you dounk.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I mean you could call me Paul if you want you,
but like most people, just call me donk.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, so I'm excited to cross it. Thank you for
interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really like
tell you all about hall.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Slet Okay, so yeah, go ahead, tell me a little
bit about yourself if you don't mind.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
A woman name is donk.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
M Yeah, and can you tell me a little bit
more about yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four
times sometimes and like.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Uh, the other day, like, I'm sorry, I forgot the question.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,
but could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work experience. We don't that's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you an appropriate candidate.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It like, I really want to be a lawyer, so
like getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure, like,
you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to start
low on the tote and pull in order to be
like the top, but you know, head boss person, you know.
And so like I figure, if I want to be
a lawyer, dude, I gotta start answering phones and then

(02:23):
eventually did I'll be in the courtroom, you know, doing
my thing. So that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
To be a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, so yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Do you have a law of experience?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay, so y'all, Like I think what you're asking is,
have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but
like only once and that was because the dude started
a fight with me.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Bro, you know that is not what I was asking.
So okay, so it sounds like you did not go
to school tru law.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm sorry to do pro boner.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm
not like an optional law person.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Legal language that's not legal language.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm pro boner means like for free.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews. Whatever
you're going for, but this is going to be a
no for us as well.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Episode Donk is kind of confused right now.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
You're not getting the job, Donk.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh, we're not an appropriate candidate for the receptionist.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay, So, like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with donk so that like you and
I can go out.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, obviously you are obviously best student to be
like a powel attendant at a gym. Okay, so that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
So why don't you go crush.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
A protein shake I guess or whatever it is the
apparently and just get off of this.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, first I won't let you know it's a prank
phone call. What Yeah, this is actually Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker.
Rosa set you up.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a
receptionist at the office.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties,