Donk Claus Almost Ruined the Office Holiday Party

It’s another Jubal Phone Prank  and this one spirals fast. What starts as a normal call to confirm a Santa for a work holiday party takes a wildly unexpected turn when “Donk Claus” explains his… very non-traditional idea of Christmas cheer. 🎄😳

Confused questions turn into panic as the caller realizes this Santa may not be kid-friendly, HR-friendly, or workplace-appropriate in any universe. Just when things feel completely unsalvageable, the real reason for the call is revealed—and the office chaos finally makes sense.

Listen to find out how far this prank goes, what almost gets canceled forever, and why you should always double-check who your coworkers are booking for the company party.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is donk Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello hoo ho ho. You know you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Is this show you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I'm don It's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most
people call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the
work holiday party that you planned.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Right, great, I am in front of my computer, so
you can go ahead with uni. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I'm just because you. So I'm playing the role
of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted
to know like music selection and the genre of music
you'd like me to get down to you, and then
also like she'd if I should bring the Elf on
the shelf with me. I don't know if you saw that.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah,
I mean probably just regular Christmas It's fine. You know,
I don't know if you have like a mix.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together
a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you
do you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? I think the standard Christmas is fine, But what
did you mean with the routine? You know, do you
have like a certain way that you like people to
come up to you?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, they can just come their wands and like throw
them in the g street like you know, they can
just throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't
have a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless
you because I cannot go like full donk you know,
because I could get in trouble for that, so.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Bifull donk are you saying? You know what? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
off on the shelf with me, like I do a
thing where like I make it so like has a
shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
And that's like a crowd pleasery.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
A stripper? You're I?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because
that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer.
Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but
like I do like to be called a dancer because
I put a lot of into my craft. Working to
my craft, I do a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right,
Like I booked you to sit on a chair, and
so people come over and say.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Ha ha yeah, and they will like there is a
portion where I sit down and people can come sit
on my lap, you know, and like tell me what
they want for the holidays. Like I'll tell them that
they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know what
I mean, most people are naughty, by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely
this is the work party and you have to keep
your clothes on. Do you have an option where you
keep your clothes on? So?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,
is that what's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.
Okay we are. I've booked a Santa, a regular Santa,
a Santa that could be in front of children but
will not be but still passibly Santa.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know what I also do. I do this thing
to Rootolph the red Nose reindeer, where I put like
a red nose somewhere and people love that.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,
just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I do have to let you know that that we
don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
your money back. But I guess I just I. So
you don't want the donk at your party? You don't
want donk Claus at your party.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I do not want donc clause at my holiday party?
Would order a stripper Santa party?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set
you up for this phone prank. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she
said that you've been stressed out planning this holiday party
and you hired a Santa the other banch you want
to mess with you?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
So? No full dolphin or what? Still confused?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
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