Donk the Assistant

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hello, just DONK just checking in? You know, DONC what
DONK from? Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I
guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like
this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a
subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant
and stuff. Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but

(00:34):
like you can just call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball,
Like I'm your new virtual assistant. You're Mike what havingt Jessica?
Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
at first or whatever?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, Like I don't know, but they put me on
the case like a couple of days ago. So I've
been handling stuff for you and like so now I'm
just calling the check in, you know, cause I know
a few things about your sketch that I wanted to
go over with you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dude, Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify
me that there was a change?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like I was supposed
to notify you like three days ago, you know what
I mean. But like I'm not really on it with
stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that
one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,
Like Donk is all over it. Dude. Okay, okay, this
is confusing.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me
this yeah three days ago. Yeah did And you're telling
me now.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dude, you have the nail right on the head. I'm
proud of you, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
the past three days.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
That would be Donk, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,
bro already, Like I know this one thing about your
schedule that was very concerning to me, like you have
no gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and
like there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like
in two days, like another meeting. You know, I went
ahead and canceled those for you, and then I plugged

(02:16):
in like an hour each day, like we're gonna do
chest tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me
that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need
to go to the gym just.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Day tomorrow, Dude, I already put the work out in
there and then boulder shoulders two days after moron, do.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You understand what you just canceled on me.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, and like, I got a
question for you. Who's Jim.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's the CEO of the company? Okay, Yeah, that I.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Worked for so well, Like he was sending some emails. Dude,
I didn't like the tone, so I want to have
to responded on your behalf like and I told him,
what's what, dude? I told him to step off, and
I told him, don't ever talk to you that way. Well,
I pretended to be you. I hope that's okay, Like.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
What what did you do? What did you do? Not?
Why did you even talk and think of any kind
of tone that you needed to think? Oh, I can't
even think right now. You should not have sent a
thing to anyone without bringing it to me first. And
now you're telling me that you've sent emails to the
CEO of the company.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know that you had like a
presentation coming up, Like, I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
to the client.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Wait wait so you sent the presentation to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Dude, took care of it like, no, prob it was
super easy to you. Like, really, what I did was
I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like macros, nutritions and workouts.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I included the older shoulder workout that you got in
two days from now.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
I didn't even speak to your boss.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh she said
you hired a virtual assistant company and want to invest
with you.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.
She has no idea.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's scared. I would to didn't cancel all your phone
calls with her too for gym time. Alright, you guys
wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks