He Thought He Hired a Babysitter… Instead He Got “Donk” 😳📞

In this hilarious episode of Jubal Phone Pranks, Ray thinks he’s confirming a babysitter for his big Valentine’s Day plans 💘👀. But instead of a responsible sitter, he gets a call from a guy named “Donk” — who has some very unexpected ideas about how the night should go.

From questionable childcare experience to outrageous requests involving the couch (and more 😬), things spiral fast. Ray just wanted someone to watch the kids… but this phone call turns into one of the most awkward Valentine’s surprises ever.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
it's Donk, dude. What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Uh just calling to check in touch bases or whatever?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know. I'm sorry, what is this regarding?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is this Ray?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Raymond?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is this your for Ramon do? No?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, well yeah, anyway, Ray, this is Donk and I'm
gonna be watching your toughts of Valentine's Day. I guess
you got some big plans or something like that. So
I was giving your number until to give you a
call kind of get a rundown on you know, what
what's going on with like how to watch your kids
or whatever?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right? Okay, well yeah, I mean, uh Bill Becky seven
and Danny's five? Who uh my kids?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah yeah, okay kill your friend.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
As Cheryl's right, my wife, Cheryl?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
And apparently like they were saying, you made some Valentine's
Day plans or whatever you needed someone to come over
and you know, watch the tots.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, So Donk's at your service, bro, Like just want
to get a rundown like what you need from me?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Like you know, and you sort of work out routine
or anything like that. I got that work.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Uh no, no, like you I'm to do like Calisenex
or anything before bad.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, no, no, the kids just need you to feed them.
We're gonna order pizzas for them.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah no, no, no, yeah that's the plan.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah no, dude, you know like empty carves would be
what that is?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
So like I try to set the kids that I
baby said for like.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh yeah, no, these are our kids that we're gonna
feed them.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
What we're gonna yeah no, not a good idea, bro,
Like I was thinking more of a protein filed maybe
some talapia.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
No no, no, yeah. See the plan is they're getting
their pizza, they're gonna watch a movie, and they're going
to bad yet no telapia, no rights, that's not happening. Yeah. Yeah,
these are our kids. We're gonna raw. Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
So you're like you you're cool if they just like
live a sedentary lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Have you ever watched kids before?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Said Donk has never actually officially babysit before, but like
I do work as a personal trainers. It cool if
I also like, have my date come over?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You want to bring a date over? No?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, yeah, but like, you know, after I put the
kids to bed, because like I told this chick that
I'm saying, you know that, like I rented an Airbnb
for Valentine's Day, but like B and B yeah, and
so like the thing that happened is like I didn't
jump on it quick enough, so I couldn't find Airbnb.
And then I was talking to your wife's friend at
the gym and I was like, dude, I need a

(03:10):
place to be able to, you know, like have my
Valentine's Day fun or whatever. And like she was like, well,
my friends need a babysitter. I was like, dope, do
they have a nice couch, because like, I will not
do anything in your bedroom, bro, I promise you that.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
So you're a trainer. You're not even a babysitter, right,
and you just want to get late in my house,
there will be.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Just on the couch, dude, and maybe the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
No way, dude, there's no on my couch. That's not happening.
Forget it.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, but I heard you have a hot tub.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
No you're not. You're not doing anything in my hot tub.
You're supposed to be babysitting my kids.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, dude, And I will, like Donk, will do a
great job of babysitting your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You know, no worries.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Sound like you know what you're doing, my friend. Have
you ever been around kids before?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, dude, honestly I've never, but I've had a few scaves,
you know, where I thought I was gonna be a dog,
So like I've wrote up a little bit on it.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You're a piece of work, man. Don't ever pull me again,
you idiotic bro surfer, idiot workout jockhead.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Hey, Ray, this is actually Jebil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your wife set you up. No, it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
She said that you guys made Valentine's Day plans for
the first time in years and needed somebody to watch
your kids, so she wanted Doc to do it.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh man, god, I was. I was starting the picture
that some some tune was gonna come over to my
house and prepare and my house was his, and my
car was here. I was already worried about the stains
on the sofa.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
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