He Thought His Seahawks Season Tickets Were Gone Forever 😳🏈

A routine phone call turns into pure chaos when a Seahawks season ticket holder is told his tickets have been revoked—right before a massive playoff game. Accusations start flying, friendships get questioned, and tempers explode as the stakes keep getting higher. But is everything really what it seems? 👀

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hell, Hi,
this is Petekins calling from the Seattle Seahawks Ticket Services department.
I was looking for Jensen Blank.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Uh, this is what's about?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh? I think you know what it's about?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mm do I? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What are you gonna buy with it? What are you
gonna buy with all the money?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know if you're being cute, but if you
have something to say to me, you really need to say.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You know, I'm wondering how much you got?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
How much of that for what? And also, why are
you giggling like that in speak to actual adult right now? Please?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yes, sorry about that. I will not giggle if that
offends you. But I'm calling to inform you that your
season ticket privileges for the Seattle Seahawks have been revoked.
Wait what, Yes, they've been revoked. I'm not sure if
you know this or not, but we do frown on
our season ticket holders selling their tickets, and especially when

(01:02):
it's to a playoff game of such.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And obviously, I listen, this is obviously gonna say I
didn't sell anything, So I don't know if you've already revoted.
I'm gonna immediately mean you to revote that.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Nope, the tickets have been sold, so there's nothing I
can do about that. But we are tracking.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Down who I didn't sell anything where you did this?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Both well, they've been sold, and we're tracking down every
season ticket holder who has sold tickets to this Saturday's
playoff game versus the San Francisco forty nine ers. And
if you sold your tickets, I'm sorry you are no
longer eligible to be a.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Ticket holder of the team tickets I go into that game.
I did sell my ticket. The only person who could
have Josh, he must have actually done it done.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm not following h Josh,
is that who bought the tickets? Or are they a
forty nin ers fan? So well, there forty in your seats.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I have a friend, Josh who he handles the tickets.
They're under my name. He look, he talked about telling them.
I maybe he did, but I didn't. So if you
have any issue with it, that's not on me. That's
on kill him.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
If m.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Look, why are you and me? I didn't sell I
didn't do anything. It was on him who did it?
I thought to him, literally anybody else that knows how
to understand human interaction, like I don't know how much
pil and all your parents have had when they were
pregnant with you. You actually like understand that I've upset

(02:44):
right now and not be needling me with your condescending Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, I you know can comprehend what you're saying. And
what you're saying is that the season tickets have been sold.
That's all I heard. Doesn't matter who sold them, they
were also under your name. So uh, look looks like
we won't be seeing you again. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Im.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I want to buy yourself a forty nine ers jersey.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hey job, all right, I didn't sell my friend did.
He's not the game. I'm going to the game no
matter what. All right. I'm not paying for any extra
tickets as I already made. Yeah, the full season, all right.
I've been looking forward to this all.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Weird, okay, And I do have to let you know
you'll never be allowed into the stadium ever again, because
we are keeping track of everybody, and we do have
facial recognition, and anybody who has sold their season tickets,
they're a trader as far as we're concerned. And they
will not ever be allowed back in the stadium.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
So why did any of this become policy? Wasn't a
weird dystopian future? Are you on about right now?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, we just prefer that are the team the fans
of the team actually are the fans of the team
if they're holding season tickets and not just trying to
make money off of it.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know, I'm sure you don't know, can you? I'm
sure you know you whatever Bulls power trip you're get
literally heard you popping up through the another human being.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, it's pretty funny, I said, But your boody is
rushing out of your head and made you a idiot.
I talk to anybody else.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right, Jensen, This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your buddy Josh.
Set you up yet?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Wait? Hold up?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Wait so you don't work for the Bark for Life
by idiot?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
He's joking about selling the tickets, he said, he was
joking about selling your tickets and wanted to mess with you,
I believe, but.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Also somehow more angry at it.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Right now, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks
we day mornings on the twenties