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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, Yeah, it's Donk. I'm like five minutes out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What Yeah, I'm just like five
minutes out, so just calling a light.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm not sure who this is. I'm sorry, it's Donk. Yeah,
but like, what what are you talking about? Five minutes out?
Like is this Oh yeah, so my name is Donk God, Yeah,
but what what are you calling about?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I have an appointment today with Janet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It starts in like five minutes, but I would just
call it, like, you know, I'm like five minutes out.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh you're the the massusee hired by Yeah, okay, you
can just go to a door or something.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, yeah, so yeah that's cool when I get there
to give your mom the business or just knock on
the door whatever. But like I didn't get I didn't
see a note on here, like which one scenario you
want to go with? Like the firefighter or like lost
pool boy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Uh, that's that's kind of weird, like that that's not
you like what yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Because I got both I got both fits in the car,
you know. I mean, so do you want like, basically,
do you want suspenders and like pants or you want
full banana hammock when I am show up to your
mom's house.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wait, what are you talking about? This? Is you just
banana hammock? Banana hammock? No, no, I'm not saying what
I'm just saying, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Banana hammock is like real small onies, So it's like
it holds you. Now, Like if you were to think
of a banana and like a real tight altu fit,
that would be what a banana hammock is.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, why are you the last tool boy? Callstume? Okay, bro?
Like I hired a masseuse. It sounds like you're talking
about stripping or something.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You want to say you wanted like a woman instead
of like, donk.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Something about a mistress. No, I said massus, not misuse,
misuse missus. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Like, no, my name is Donk. I don't know who
miss use is. I didn't think she works for our company.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Know you idiot? I'm saying massus. I I got a
massage theraphist for her birthday. I didn't hire a stripper.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh okay, so don't think he understands now Like you
want me to show up as a missus and then
be like all right, hop on the table and then
that's why, And I turn on the music and like
be like, now things are about to get really bendy. Well,
I guess I'll be like somebody stretching, but I can
still pull it off.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, no problem, dude, I got you, do you. I'm
at the door right now. Dude. No no, no, no,
don't touch the door. Don't knock, don't just stay there, don't.
I'm gonna call her and tell her not to the door. Don't.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The cool thing about donk is like I could knock
on the door without using my hands.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, no, no, no, no, I got a built in knocker.
No no, my mom is eighty years old. We didn't
hire a stripper to knock on the door with his
would you would?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
WHOA Like I was not planning on knocking on the
door that way, Uh, but like if you want me to,
I guess I can.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Dude, you're a med Like, what is your problem? I'm
trying to tell you, Like, you know, I listen to
some thing that I say. I said, I told you
she's eight years old, she's not wanted, she's concerned. She's not.
I think it was funny after her birthday. Man, Oh
my god, oh idiots.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
To me. Well, your sister Serena like she seemed into it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, you talk to my sister too, and she was
cool with that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What Yeah, she was like, you know, saying how much
your mom is gonna love the full dog.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, now I got a call sister and tell her
she's a idiot.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh my god, Hey, Jonathan, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your sister.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Serena set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
She said that you guys hired of missus for her
mom's birthday and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was picturing my my sweet eighty year old mom
opening in the door and there was a in there
with a banana.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
M my god.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
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