Pook, the Mall Santa

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Yo, these parents complaining is like I need to
know what to do?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
What? I'm sorry? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? My my badness?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Poop? I'm sorry you're who? Yo?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thisics poop?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you say poop? No?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm not poop poop pu okay, but my mom calls
me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm the
most sensa today and like I don't know what to
do because these parents are wild out right now, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm uh, Dave is the.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah? Working today?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so
he called. He told me that, like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
Moss Sansa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't.
Like I'm not doing it, so you know what I mean.
Like I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already
the parents are complaining and this one family, like I
was like I didn't know what to do because like

(01:05):
they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,
because like saying the hold babies and you know, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Sorry about all any changes to the situation too gone
through me that we can't just have another random person
come in for Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know, good, it's all good. It's all good. It's
all good.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
They're telling me, is it's not good? And know you're
already there.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Know, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And then they got they started getting all mad or whatever.
But I was like, yo, I'm not holding that baby.
You gotta hold that baby yourself, because that baby smells
like literally.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like you custom for the parents you're a parent of
a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, I mean I couz. I just told the baby
smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I
don't know, But I just need to know how to
deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,
you know, and their kid was like asking for a
bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need
to slow your roll a little man, because like you
ain't gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm like, are you what. I'm at a loss for
words right now, Like I don't know who you are
and why you're antle's answer right now, but definitely, and
corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now
and I'm gonna, like I'm gonna get fired.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were man, man,
all of them was lined up, So I stepped back
here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate
whatever came by and I told them to like wait
their turn because I got babies, and like.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, you do corporate. Okay, none of this
is actually happening right now. I can't believe that you're happening.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
And they're saying the corporate person whatever they name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hose you brought hose?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls of mine. Butt Like I had them dressed
up because like saying, you know, Sam's got whole hoes,
you know, and so like they said that their outfits
were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like
both of them got kids?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa
for the day. Like this is not actually it's all good.
Like I'm there. You know that you can be there
with girls and skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob
is going to call me immediately as soon as they
with you.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's like I cleared it. I cleared it, Like like
I'm on house arrest. They let me out of house
arrest so I could do this today, you know what
I mean. Like, so I'm good all day?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
God are you.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hey, Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jewel Show
doing a phone break on you.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, please tell me it's not real.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Your boss wanted to break you because he said you
handle them all. Census and it's always stressful this time
of year.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Literally crying, I know, like I thought that corporate was
down there, but this guy had girls in outfits and
he's calling him home. Oh my god, Like he's like,
what was his name, Pooper or something, Okay, crook them all.
Chancer was a ho ho ho just showed up and
told people dad babies wake up every morning with jubile phone.

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