Public Utilities or Public Creeper?

A routine utility call spirals into full-on creep mode when the “worker” starts talking about pipes, hallways, and—yikes—being in the walls. Tension builds, confusion explodes, and then Jubal drops the reveal: it’s a phone prank set up by a spouse. This bite-sized clip from The Jubal Show is equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably awkward.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
how have the shower has been.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
You? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm sorry. My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from
Public Utilities and we had to turn the water off
in your neighborhood the other day, and so I'm needing
to call all the residents and go over a few things.
And I'm just wondering if your showers are working correctly

(00:36):
and all of your water is flowing as it should be.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It seems as if when you're showering, the water is
moving through the pipes as it should.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I mean, I'm I haven't had any issues, It's great.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Have you noticed any strange sounds that might be coming
from any of the areas in your house and the
walls or anything such as a knocking or pitter pattering,
any sort of sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, should I be listening for that?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh no, I was just wanting to make sure because
sometimes when we do work in areas and have to
shut the water off, people report interesting things going on
in their house, and especially in the hallway there in
your house. Sometimes it's a little creaky on that floor,
and so I just wanted to make sure that there's

(01:40):
no creaking or any sound.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm sorry. Were you you said creaking in my Hallwayre
you did? Were you in my hallway? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, I just know that sometimes houses tend to have
creaking in the hallways when you're going through them by
the guest room, and so I was just sort of
assuming that that might happen in your establishment.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't know. This is you're describing my hallway and
my guest room. And when I was called last week,
they said that they were working away from my house,
like underground what are you?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
There had been a problem with the pipes and in
front of your house, under the ground there, And so
I don't I don't know why you would think I
was describing your specific hallway, just wondering about the if
you had heard any any any sounds of anything that

(02:41):
might be there.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
What the hell are you talking about? You're continually checking
what that like? Do you have anything better to do?
This is what they pay you for? You sound like
you live in the piping.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh oh well, I know, I couldn't fit in a pipe.
Don't live in the pipes. I just go in the
walls occasionally, and.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
The walls no where where my walls?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh no, I didn't say inside of your walls to
check the piping. When no, you did.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You said you couldn't fit into a pipe. Sometimes you
go into the wall.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What is that currently?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I thought your manager or something. What the hell is
going on? I'm getting I'm getting a little uncomfortable, sir.
You're you're talking about my pipes and my walls, and
now I'm worried that like something was going to come
out of the wall. It might be you. It's just
that I was sorry. Did you just say you would
never come out? Well?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, but I meant if I were hypothetically in your
wall checking a pipe, I would not come out of
the wall. I would be in the wall.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, this is getting too weird. Are you you? Are
you telling me that you've been in my walls? Are
you in my walls? Are you calling me after having
been in my walls?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Not currently in the wall though, I should probably get
going now that I've checked.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh no, no, no, no, We're like I would have
stucked it. Man, you're to.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
It's a joke. She said that the utility no, nobody's
in in your walls. I had to shut off the
water the other day, and she wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh God, oh God. Now I need to take a
shower to wipe the scuzz off. Wake up every morning
with Jubal Phone Franks