She Manifested a Free Alaskan Cruise… Then Everything Went Off the Rails.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is pe Deekins calling from Think. I was looking
for our customer cat. This is SHEI Cat. How are
you today? I'm good? How are you? I'm great? Thank

(00:22):
you for asking. I hope you're sitting down. Are you
sitting down in a chair or a couch or any
other surface that you can sit on? Yeah, because I've
got some great news for you. This is not a
marketing phone call, and I'm not calling to report any
fraud or anything on your account. Don't worry about that.
But you have a credit card with us, and we've
noticed that you always make your payments on time every time.

(00:45):
There has never been an issue on your account. Right, Well,
this is where the part where I asked you about
what you're sitting on makes sense, because guess what, cat,
You've been selected to win this month's prize of a
free Alaskan cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, yeah, a free lasting cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh my gosh. I was literally manifesting this for this year.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
This Oh this is perfect. Yeah. Well, I guess the
power of positive thinking because you've won the congratulations. Yeah,
So can you get to the dock within thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What yeah, so with the dates, you know, because it's
a free prize and everything else, the cruise leaves in
thirty minutes today. Yes, today, it's a ten day cruise,
but it is an all not congruent. So you'll be
on the boat for a day and then you'll get
off and you have to wait a week and a half,
and then you'll get on for two more days and

(01:46):
then and then after that it's another week, and then
you get two more days that's for suppose four or five,
and then you have a half day a week after that.
So it's really it's a whole month over a month
long trip. Actually it's very exciting.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Wait wait, hold on, So if it leaves in thirty minutes,
I've never heard of anything where you win something and
then you leave that day, especially within like thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Minutes, I noted, So probably tough to get on the
boat right now, I can make an adjustment to that.
Are you able to go tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
For a month?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh? Actually, yeah, you can't go tomorrow because tomorrow you
wouldn't be on the boat anyway. Are you able to
go the day after tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
There is another option for you to do all ten
days in a row, but you will have to work
in the.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Kitchen that I'm not working in the kitchen. I'm not
working on any type of cruise or anything. I'm thinking
about changing banks now because of this. This is way
too sketchy.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well okay, and I'm so sorry about that. But you know,
thank you very much for being such a loyal customer,
and congratulations because you did win. But I'm guessing you don't.
So you don't want to go on the Alaskan cruise. No,
I do not want to go. This sounds like a nightmare. Oh. Unfortunately,
we did have to charge the non refundable ticket fee,

(03:10):
so that's already been charging your credit card. You straight,
I don't want to reconsider.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
What do you mean something's in charge of my credit card?
Absolutely not twenty three dollars, Oh, twenty three hundred.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Dollars ticketing fee that we have. You know that, you
know you won the prize.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Id even you can't. Yeah, but until I agree to
the prize, you can't charge my credit card. You don't
have the authorisation to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You must not have read the fine print on our
website when you sign it for a credit card with
us automatically, if you're intereted into a contest and win,
you're responsible for all the fees that go with it,
and they can be automatically charged no refund.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Sorry, you sound like a shister. You have no idea
what's going on. You sound like this is your first
day on the job. Like I don't know who hired
you or how you got any type of job, but
you need to be out of here.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Say I sound like I sound like a what a shister?
Shist is that someone who shines shoes?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
No with a scam artist, a con man, that's what
you are.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know we'll get back to the cruise taking just
a second, but I was just thinking about that word.
Stop you're a sister.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you're a shister. No, you're maybe you stop saying sister.
Oh my gosh, you're so stupid, you dump.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, that one I definitely understood. Hey, Kat, this is
actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Amelia set you up. Oh
my god, are you serious? Yeah, she said that you
were shaking trying to manifest the cruise to Alaska this
year and she wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
She got me good.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wake up every morning with jebal phone Franks we say
mornings on the twenties

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