Stuck in a Hotel Toilet… or Just Fishing for a Free Massage? 🚽😳

In this outrageous Jubal Phone Prank from The Jubal Show 🎙️, a hotel front desk employee gets a call she’ll never forget. What starts as a frantic plea for help from a guest “trapped” in the lobby bathroom quickly spirals into one of the weirdest customer service moments ever. 🚨😂

Is this a real emergency… or something much stranger? And how far will this caller go to get what he wants?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hilton Head.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
This is Carolyn. How about sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hi or hi Carolyn?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
So? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hi U So Carolyn, Hey, how are you? I'm I
have a problem that I need your hoble with.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh you get me a room number or anything that
anything like that.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hello, Hi, Hi, Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, can I get a room number?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And I set you quicker here, I'm in the lobby, okay,
the lobby. Okay, now am I Where are you in
the lobby?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
My name is Trummor.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, so don't laugh at me, but I'm having a
huge problem and I'm currently in the bathroom and the lobby.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, Okay, do I need to call medical or the police.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Or no, that's embarrassing. I'm so I'm trapped.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, you're trapped in the lobby in the bathroom. Okay,
I'm trapped.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm not trapped in the toilet. In the toilet and
it keeps auto flushing on me. I don't know how.
I don't know why it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Keeps auto flushing, because like it's you know, like I'm
right here and like my face is right in front
of the the flauto flush, but like it just keeps fuming.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I can.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Come in and?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh god, that's embarrassing. Okay, I don't want you to
see me. I don't want anybody to see me like this.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, do you need me to call the last time
it tried to suck me all the way in? What
was that.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
The last time the toilet went off? It just tried
to suck me all the way in?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, Well, is someone pushing you in?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Like? How are you in the toilet?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
My elbow is stuck down the toilet and.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Just like hope you like you put your hand in
the toilet? Do I need to call it plumber or
something like?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm just wondering if you can help direct me on
how to get out of this thing. Have you ever
had your hands stuck at a toilet like this? Because like,
I don't want anybody to know care it's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I mean it is kind of embarrassing. And no, I've
never stuck my hand down his toilet.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
The hotel has a spa, correct, Yes, you have a spa.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Can you send them with Susan because like you knows,
they are not strangers to seeing people's bum bombs.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And so like that.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
But then also maybe they could give me a massage,
and then if they gave me a massage, if they
gave me a massage, then like they could help me
loosen up.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
No, sir, that I cannot do for you.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Hello, Caroloon, Hello, this is Trevor Rong.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
We've just been on the phone with you for a
while about the toilet thing.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yes, I know we're still on the phone, so I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Just wondering, like basically, okay, so I'm really not stuck
in the toilet. I'm just wondering if I could get
like a free massage.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't know what is going on right now. I
have been more than courteous with you, like I've just
been on the phone with you for five minutes, wasting time,
and you're telling you you're not actually stuck in the
spiller that you just wanted.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
To I have mine to post about the opraview because
you're not helping me get my massage for free.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Sure, go for it.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
We'll see how that goes for you, sir. All calls
are recorded, and so I will be able to do.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm recording this too.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
So you're also recording this.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You are a freak because that's insane.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hey, Caroline, this is now.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your coworker Terry set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my, it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my gosh. No, he said that you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
A lot of weird phone calls at the hotel and
you wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I was so confused.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I'm like, how does that happen?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And then I'm like, trying to be professional, but I'm like,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,