The $3,000 Bottle Disaster 🍷😱

In this wild episode of Jubile Phone Pranks, what starts as a simple construction update quickly spirals into total chaos. When Amanda gets a call about her home remodel, she’s told there’s a “small issue” in her kitchen… but things escalate fast.

Between suspicious fridge snooping, lunch break confusion, and a very expensive bottle of wine, this prank pushes every button. Is something truly broken — or is someone just playing games?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello. Hey,
this is Pete Eakins with construction. I was looking for Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey Pete, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey Amanda? How you doing. I'm on the crew today
that's working in your house getting the remodel done, and
just needed to give you a shout real quick because
notice the problem.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, yeah, I'm between meetings, but I have a second.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, it's just that you're refrigerator. There's something wrong with it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's going on with it?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's running. We caught it though, don't worry, but it
keeps running, still running.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, I'm gonna I'm going to need to get up
the d There's something that I.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Need to know. Sorry about that, Just just a little
joke for you. No, I was just wondering, do you
have any mustard that is not Dijon?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Are you okay? What I.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Am?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I used to do I need to do something like,
what's the problem? Well, you know, we just we're taking
our lunch break here in a minute, and I was
just looking through the fridge seeing if I could find
something make a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, you cannot be in my fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I was going to make a sandwich, and I notice
you got the stuff to make a sandwich. But no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, you can't go in my fridge to make a sandwich.
That's no. This is exactly why I did not want
to get this work done.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I like the sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Cannot be snooping through. No, you can't be snooping through
my house eating my food. Oh no, no, you guys
need to get out right now.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, we got to finish the job. You know, I
can get lunch somewhere else. But wow, you have a
bottle of Screaming Eagle Cabernet.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, no, no, no, put it back, put it back.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I just you know, I'm a big wine fan myself,
and these bottles here are worth like, you know, three
thousand dollars or something like that. That's a yes.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, you must not be snooping through my house.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
This is a beautiful bottle right now. This bottle is
beautiful though.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anyway, I'm going to call the police.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah'm sorry about that, Sorry about that. I just uh,
I was gonna actually call other than the sandwich stuff,
I noted, no eating your food, got it. But there
is something I want to talk to you. About with
the dry wall.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh and curious? Did you do what I think you did? Ye? Idiot?
I just heard glass drop? Oh are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, so you heard you heard something? Wait, you heard
something I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Just dropped? What the just drop?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So better not be that three thousand dollars bottle of
wine that my dead grandfather gave me. It better not
be that, um because because that's irreplaceable.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I have a bottle of Carlos Rossi in my car.
I can put that.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I can repres You want to replace my three thousand
dollars priceless bottle of wine with some gas station wine?
Are you kidding? You're a idiot. Why is it in
your car? Are you drunk? Do you drink on the job?
It seems like you do.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hm hm, oh, I gotta say that stuff is good.
I'm just licking it off the ground.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You're licking the wine? What the hell is wrong?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh? The notes? It's gotten notes of lavender. I think
in there. It's very nutty, you know what.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I had a meeting, but my meeting. I'm coming home
right now.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I mean to kick you in the Oh. Oh that
sounds that sounds fun. I mean your husband's not gonna mind,
is he? Are you? I didn't know you're open to Hey, Amanda,
this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up. Wait,
wait till my wine is good as far as I know.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, are you pictured some grimy construction guys like ticking
through my bridge licking my wine off the floor.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Wake up every morning
with Jubile phone. Franks, we say mornings on the twenties.