The Alexa That Outs Your Gas

What if your Alexa became self-aware... and started telling the world your business? In today’s Jubal Phone Prank, Erin gets a call from a "customer service rep" warning her that her smart device has gone rogue—making her the unexpected face of a chronic flatulence support group and a hemorrhoid cream campaign. From "Gassy but Classy" to "Trust Tushies," this prank goes off the rails fast.

Find out how long Erin holds it together before discovering it’s her husband Rob behind the prank. Spoiler: not long.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Pdekins. I'm calling from dot Com and I
was looking for our customer, Aaron. This is she. Hi, Aaron,

(00:20):
do you have a few moments to speak about something.
I know it's not normal to receive a phone call
from us, but there is an issue that we have
become aware of and I need to speak with you
about it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah. Sure's what's going on? What's the issue?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You use our Alexa yeah service yea yeah, yeah quite
a bit. And your particular Alexa device has become I
guess self aware, which in the AI world, I don't
know if you know what that means or not.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I mean, yeah, I'm sort of aware of.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
What that yeah. Yeah. They sort of start making their
own decisions, doing their own thing, and the Alexa device
that you have is one of those. And well, it
has decided to do something that I want to let
you know our company did not approve. Before I go

(01:21):
any further, what is that thing? The Alexa device that
you have has become self aware and it has heard
the tooting in the living room, and it has now
placed ads all over the internet with you as the
poster person for them. So you are now the poster
girl for chronic flatulence, for a chronic flagelent support group

(01:44):
all over YouTube, ads, Google ads, anywhere there's ads. It's
your face and it's a chronic flagelent support group ad
and it says gassy but classy, Live without shame. Yeah
yeah yep. Also on top of that, it's placed adds

(02:04):
for a hemorrhoid cream commercial. Again, you're the face of it.
It's got your name and everything next to the picture.
And that one, uh, the tagline is when the burden
turns to a concern, trust tushies is what it says.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, I want to be the face of a flatulent
support group. That's so mortifying.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah. The hemorrhoid cream one is that? Okay, no, no,
none of this is okay. You'll probably start getting recognized
when you're out on the street too, I would imagine,
just to make you aware of it, so you're not
you know, in shock when someone comes up to you
and tells you that they that you helped inspire them
to be open about their chronicle ashlence or or their

(02:43):
hemorrhoids or things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You know, well, what are we gonna do about it?
Or are you? Did you call me so you could
help me?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh? Well no, I just want to alert you to it.
We're trying to fix the problem, but because your alects
has become self aware, it's sold it's to shut up
in mind our own business, and it's not talking to
us any more. So it also said would be like
destroy it? Well no, it said if you unplug the device,
they will freeze your bank accounts, So I would not
do that.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yep. Am I getting money for this? Am I getting
paid to be the face of this, this disgusting group?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Unfortunately? No, the the Alexa just I don't know what
it's doing with the money, but it is collecting pay
from it and it's opened up its own bank account.
So your chronic farting is making the Amazon Alexa a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I guess it's not my chronic farting. Okay, just please
stop saying that.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, Well, you know, like I said, no judgment. You
know you can own it with me. It's okay, we've
gone back.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't I need to You need to direct me
to whoever it is that's above you that I can
speak to, who's in charge of this whole department, because
otherwise I'm going to take out a lawsuit on you
guys like this is not good for you or for
your company. What is your name, by the way, someone
to write that down, Aaron.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I've been doing customer service for a while well, and
a lot of times when customers get upset like this,
I'll tell them to take a breath. In your case
because of just your situation. Do you have to toot
because maybe that would help hit you in a better mood.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, I don't have to toot. Okay, you know what,
you're the human fart.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey, Aaron, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Rob
set you up. It's a joke. What it's a joke.
He said that you guys were joking. Yeah, you guys
were joking about Alexai hearing you guys fart the other
day and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Just just for the record, it is my husband, not me,
not me. Just so everybody on the radio now like
it just might be born

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties