The Barber Who Knew Way Too Much 👀✂️

A routine phone call turns deeply unsettling when a “barbershop employee” reveals some disturbing details about a client’s hair—and his life. What starts as awkward quickly spirals into full-on creepy, leaving Darren panicked and furious. Is this an invasion of privacy… or something else entirely?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
I have a good iron supplement that I can recommend
to you. What hello is this Darren? Yeah, Hi Darren.

(00:23):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from barbershop and
I was just calling to talk to you about a
few things regarding your locks.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Regarding my what.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Locks of your hair? Yes, your hair? Your hair?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wait? Is this about my employment with Manny that I
booked online?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh no, this is not about your upcoming appointment. It's
actually to do just with your hair in general.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
What do you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Just the hair on your head?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from barbershop and
I know you remember coming here bi weekly to get
your hair cut and fluffed up. Oh, I sweep up, sweep.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Up your acting. What is this about?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I sweep up the hair that's lost from our clients,
and I've taken it particular like your strands.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Of Okay, man's getting really weird. You're kicking me out
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I feel that I need to speak to you because
of some things that I've noticed with your strands of
hair that I have collected.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are you kidding me? You've been collecting my hair and
keeping it every time I come.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
There, perusing your hair, yes, peruising it.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, I'm starting to get really freaked out hair. What
do you mean by perusing my hair?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Saturday nights?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Saturday night?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, Saturday nights the night that I sit down and
I light a fire and then I examine your hair.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're examining my hair.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, yes, I've spent months examining each and every hair
that I've collected from you after it's been cut. And
I've noticed that you're very low on iron and perhaps
should use a zinc supplement.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You've been collecting my.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hair, perusing it, whatever you say, taking it home and
Saturday nights and doing whatever with it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm sorry. I didn't want to add any more stress
because also I've noticed some stress indicators and the follicles.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh do you know how creepy this is?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is like sicko stuff. I should call the cops
on you right now.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Service for clients to help them learn more about their hair.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Doing a pr that's your name, I'm reporting you, dude.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's been two weeks since you've had alcohol.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
How do you know I haven't drinking two weeks.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Binoculars.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Binoculars.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, my binoculars have told me that what are you
doing with binoculars your hair? And then I've also learned
about the patterns if you're drinking, not from the hair,
but from watching you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Are you watching me right now?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
No? I'm not. No, no, I'm not watching you right now.
I'm sitting in your chair.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Are you in my apartment? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh no, I'm not in your apartment. I'm in the
chair you normally sit in when you're in the barber shop,
and I'm covered in your air right now.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No which week you're gonna regret all this sick that
you've ever done to me and anybody else.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Hey, Darren, this is actually Jubil from the Jewelsh doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Candy.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Set you up. What it's a joke, Oh go what?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
She told me a little bit about that you stopped
drinking a few weeks ago two and you go to
the same barbershop every.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
A couple of weeks and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Was just picturing this guy like I don't know, like
full beard for some reason, a really long beard, just
sitting in my hair covered with a barbershop chair.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
We say mornings on the twenties.