The Colonoscopy Call That Nearly Sent a Man Running — Jubal Phone Prank

When Tony picks up the phone, he’s expecting a normal day… not a wildly uncomfortable conversation with an overly enthusiastic “colonoscopy coordinator.” In this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank, things escalate fast as Tony tries to figure out whether this call is real, a nightmare, or something much weirder. Get ready for awkward questions, confused panic, and a twist that only The Jubal Show can deliver.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
I'm very excited for our time today. What the what
the hell is it? Hello? I'm sorry? Is this Tony? Yeah? Hi, Tony,

(00:25):
this is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot of each
other this afternoon, won't we? What the what the hell
is hold on? What is it? What are you calling
me for? Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I
guess I didn't do that at the beginning of this call.
I'm so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the
forms that you were sent. But my name is Juniper. Okay,

(00:49):
and I'll be your colt engineer today when you come
in for your colonoscopy. Oh and you you fund man.
I don't know what's going on. Uh. Oh, yes, there's
some preparation. I hope that you've been doing the proper

(01:09):
fasting and emptying so that they come Are you Are
you okay? Is this okay? Is this for real? Going on? Yes?
I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling? Because I'm a
little sometimes when tired or something, I don't know what's

(01:29):
going on. Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early,
go to bed anyway, a lot of people tend to
get kind of fidgety and nervous when they know they're
coming in for a colonoscopy. So is there anything in
particular that you're concerned about when it comes to your

(01:52):
regions back there where I'll be navigating? Uh, okay, navigate
your region about I'm going to be navigating your region.
And I didn't know why it's anything in particular you
wanted me to pay attention to when I'm perusing your area. Yo, man,

(02:15):
I don't want you perusing like navigating it just you
look my wife, I'm in I'm at that age. I'm
just doing it. It's routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess, is
what we're doing. Totally? Yeah, no navigation here, bro, I
do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,

(02:39):
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.
But what's the bro, what are you talking about? No? Yo? Okay,
hold on, man, are are you the one who's gonna

(03:01):
be doing the eaven Guilty as charged? Yes, I will,
I'll be navigating areas in fear. Oh yo, bro, Okay, no,
I'm good. You know, like you need? Is there anybody
else at that thing? Because I mean, I'm not I
don't want to be like you know that dude or

(03:23):
anything like that, but I appreciate someone else, man, want
to be navigating and perusing. It's having any fun, right
you fun? You see you're a little nervous maybe, which
is fine. I know how I can put you at
ease when you No, no, no, I'm not nervous, bro,
I'm just freaking out. Yeah, I'm switt or what I said.

(03:46):
I said, I'm out. I'm not nervous. You're making me
more nervous. It can be very scary to go in
for procedures and go under the knife. Wait, what's okay?
Hold hold hold dude, I'm gonna call the cops if
we could not involve the authorities. I don't need that
kind of drama again. All right, man, there is absolutely

(04:09):
no way on this planet that I'm letting you get
near my bus. You're neddar regions or whatever you said earlier.
No way, bro, Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from
the Jubil show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife Jessica say you up? Oh what you okay?

(04:31):
This is creepy as she said that you were going
in for a routine calledoscopy today and you were nervous
about it and wanted to brank you. Yeah, okay, okay,
go be here when I get home. That's for damn sure. Hopefully, man,
you feel a little bit better about me bonking you today.
Wake up every morning with jubile phone branks.