The “Dead Rat” Valentine That Sent Him Spiraling 🐀💘

In this wild episode of Jubal Phone Pranks, Kenny thinks he’s getting a routine pest control quote for a possible rat problem… until the call takes a seriously disturbing Valentine’s Day turn. 😳

What starts as a normal conversation about rodents quickly becomes something way more personal—and way more unhinged. Is someone leaving “gifts” outside his house? How do they know where he lives? And why does this caller keep saying “Valentine”?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, so
you found the rat?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hi is this Kenny?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Sorry? If you speak up with I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh yes, sorry, if I'm speaking too low, I'll try
to speak up for you. My name is Juniper and
I'm calling from blank blank pest Control. I was looking
for Kenny, who put in a phone call for a quote.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, yes, sir, this is Kenny.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yes, Hi Kenny. Why don't you tell me what your
issue is and I'll see if I can help you appropriately.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Sorry, I'm sorry, sir, I can't really hear you. Do
you mind going to a place where maybe you have
better reception?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh well I don't. I can try to speak up
for you a little bit. Is this better?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's that's a little better.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, okay, great. So, yes, apparently there's a problem with
some bests at your house.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, we're having some mice problem. And I called a
couple of places. So yeah, I would love a quote.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that you're dealing with that.
Why didn't you tell me what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, the other day I went outside and there was
a dead rat and then I saw some droppings and
now I'm wondering if they're.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like, you know, dead rats in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So, yes, so you found the rat that was outside. Yes,
Happy Valentine's Day. Sorry, oh I just said happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah to you too.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I mean it's that time where love is in the air,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Uh yeah? Yeah yeah, but back to the back to
the rat Valentine's Day service, Yeah you too, sir. So
what what can we do? What's the process like on
your guys' ends?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh? Well, normally we would come out and inspect and
see if there is a rat infestation or any problem.
Except in your case, I know there isn't one. Why
will you be my Valentine?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
What did you just ask me to be a Valentine?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes? I know you've receive you received my gift already,
and I figured now it was time to call and.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ask are you kidding me? You? What's a dead rat
on side? So I could find it?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's not a dead rat. It was my Valentine to you, Valentine.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Stop calling me Valentine. I'm not your Valentine. I don't
know what with you, but you're acting like a creepy place.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You said that you accepted my gift, which means.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, I didn't say anything. You're weirding me out, man.
You're telling me you left a dead rat for me
for Valentine's Day? Like, do you even work for the
control company?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No? I don't, but I knew that you had place
to call because I'd given you the appropriate gift. Talk
at your heart's true.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Who are you? Who are you? And how did you
get this number? And why do you know where we live?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm your Valentine, Kenny.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I need answers right now where I'm calling the cops immediately.
Did you get this number? How do you know where
we live?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Please? If you wouldn't call the police, I don't need
the authorities involved in my Valentine's Day again.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Again.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
They're always sticking their nose. They don't love love like
I do, and they're always sticking their nose into places
they shouldn't speak in places you shouldn't. I can't wait
to smell you this evening.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm going to trace this call.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm gonna find who you are, I'm gonna report you,
and I'm gonna find a way to sue you because
This is harassment.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
This is our first fight, Valentine. I hope we make up.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Stop calling me Valentine.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hey, Kenny, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you. What Yeah, and your
buddy's eye set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
God's serious.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
He said that you've been calling past control because you
think you have a rap prom at your house.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
He wanted to mess with.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You, dude. That's so not cool.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I was literally thinking, there's some creepy guy following me
leaving rats around, and then I have to like go
buy a taser gun to check myself or something.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Taser sounds fun, Valentine.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Stop calling me.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Valentine's wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
We say Mornings on the twenties,