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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, you did a great job last week. Okay, thank you.
I guess this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Very impressed with the way you handled yourself very professionally,
and just wanted to call in and say that I
think you might be my favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh okay, who'd you say you were? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm so sorry I didn't identify myself today. My name
is Juniper, and I'm calling in regards to your involvement
in jury duty last week.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, I don't remember a Jennifer on the on the jury.
Who are you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, no, I wasn't on the jury at all. I'm
calling from the courthouse.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I see. Okay, were you to defendant? I mean this job.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It was very impressed and I'm so sorry to call
you on your regular number. I just was able to,
you know, get the information to give you a call
to tell you that you did a great job. Thank
you so much for doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, thank you. How did you get the number in
the first place? I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I am I'm able to look up court documents and
things like that, and so I just looked up your
information because I had to call and tell you what
a fabulous job you did a jury duty.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, well listen, I appreciate it, but I gotta go.
I was watching the time.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, look, this is getting creepy. Who exactly are you?
What's your position?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If I were to ever be on a trial, I
would definitely want you to be in the jury.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, that's awesome, But who are you? What's your what's
your role at the courthouse?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Juniper?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes, I know that. What's your role at the courthouse?
Why exactly are you calling?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm a spectator.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, I'm at a loss for context here, you know,
I just this is creeping me out, man, I don't
I'm not comfortable with this phone call. Tell me what
your point is. Let's get on with My point is.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
As a spectator and a fan of jurors, you're my
favorite one, and I was wondering if you'd like to
come back.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Problem. Okay, that's why you what. I'm gonna call a
county clerk and ask them if they know of a
Juniper and to get you like examined, Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I'm calling from the county clerk's office and that
was calling, okay, in regards to your jury duty, and
I wanted to see if maybe you were able to
get together and maybe yeah, get together and talk about
it and I could hear about your experience.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, thank you, There is no way, no thank you.
And like I say, I'm gonna I'm gonna call the
authorities find out because you need help, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think I lied to you for a second there.
I'm not from the cleric's office.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, I gathered as much. I mean, who are you really?
I mean, in fact, I don't even want to know, Nifer.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I just wanted to see if I could get your
autographs because I'm a big fan of yours.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, so you're you're a big You're a big fan
of me. Mind anyone my autograph? I mean, do you autographs?
You have my picture in your room. I'm calling the cops.
That's that's it, man, I mean your number came up
on my phone. I'm calling the police and we're gonna
get you checked out, because damn you need help.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
If I could just get I'm outside of your office
right now, if you could just get an autograph with you,
and then I would.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, but they're right there because this is about to
get real interesting. You stick. Look, I'm calling the cops.
That's it. You stay right there because they're gonna have
a lot to say to you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Pal Well, before you do that, Kevin, I should let
you know this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh are you?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She said that you had jury duty last week and
we're upset about it and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh my god, Oh my god. That's just like her
to set up something like that. My hat's off to you.
You did a great job. You were. You were creeping
me out
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties.