The Librarian From Hell: A Phone Prank That Almost Got a Mom Fired

When a high-school librarian calls a worried mom about her “thief” son, the conversation spirals into confiscated lunches, a ‘wall of shame,’ and a rumor that could ruin a kid. Tense, ridiculous, and absolutely unforgettable — this prank call unfolds so convincingly the parents almost call the principal.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, yeah, I was looking for Ammy.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is she?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, yes, hi.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, I was looking for Ammy. Her kid, Nick goes
to high school sophomore.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes, that's correct. Yeah, Hello, Yes, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
This is mister Eddie. I'm the high school librarian here
high school, and I called to talk about your little
thief Nick.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, that's incredibly inappropriate. I know he has some late books.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But yeah, he's got some late books. He's racked up
two dollars in fees. Okay, just checked and still not returned.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
We will return the books this week.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
If I don't get him in the next ten minutes,
he's going up on the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
What are you talking about? Going up on the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, if they're not back here within an hour. At
my library, he's going up on the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
What is the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a literary wall of shame. I got it right
here so all the kids can see it when they
come into the library. He's gonna go right under the
kid who's spilled to you? Who on my Moby dick?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So wait, so you're putting his name on a wall
so everyone can look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
If I don't get the books back within the hour.
I also already been confiscating his lunch for a week.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Excuse me, Yeah, eh, conciscating lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Is that what you just said to me? I'm hoping
I heard you wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, I've been repossessing his lunch for a whole week.
I don't know what he's been eating at lunch, but
I've been well fed.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What did you say, mister Eddie?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Eddie? Yeah? And I want my damn books back.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
There is no use for the language. There is no
need for talking to people like this. Are you harassing
other parents like this?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
They need to take your damn job.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I got no other kids oweing me money for books
being out. It's been week, yeah, okay, got two dollars
in fees, and I better get my damn library books
back in my damn library.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I have had it with the language, and you better
not be using that language in front of my son
and in front of other students.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm going to call and get.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You to lose your job, because you know, you know,
just so you know, there's a rumor going around the
school about your son nick that he's illiterate.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
It sounds like you're the one who is spreading the
rumor about my son being a literate.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, I did that. I know who all the
gossipers are in the school, and I got in there
and I told them a little bit about your boy
and that he can't read it at all.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh, oh, that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, listen, you are losing.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I am calling to school and you are losing your
job today.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm surprising and't know how serious I was when he
came home without his book bag.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Without his book bag, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I confiscated his backpack and replaced it with a
toe bag that says I'm a library thief. He hasn't
told you that.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Listen here, you old self centered. I don't know how
long you have been in that damn library gathering dust,
but it has been way way too long, way too long. No,
you will not shush me, So you will shush for
the first time.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
You are going to shut your mouth, and you are
going to lose your job today.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You are gone from there, you senile old. Let me
tell you you are gone.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Demi.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
This is actually jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brink on you and your son Nick set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, it's like, is a joke, worrious.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
He said that you've been giving him crap about not
returning his books to the library and wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Thought of them. Oh my god, I'm oh home, Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You sold that entirely too well, because I was like,
there's no way that you can make up this guy.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And then you did wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Franks