The Preschool Called About Her Daughter’s “Language”… Then It Got Way Worse 😳

When Rachel gets a call from her daughter’s preschool, she immediately worries something is wrong. But the teacher says the problem isn’t health or behavior—it’s her four-year-old’s shockingly adult vocabulary. 😬

From savage one-liners to phrases no preschooler should know, the call quickly spirals into one of the most awkward conversations a parent could imagine. And just when Rachel thinks her daughter might actually be kicked out of school, the truth behind the call finally comes out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey there, this is Pete Eakins calling from preschool. I
was looking for Ellie's mommy, Rachel.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi speaking Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, how you doing today? Rachel? Just needed to call
you and talk to you about some stuff?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, how is every is everything? Okay? Is Ellie okay?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, yeah, she's she's great health wise, and there's no
problems or anything like that. But we do have quite
a bit of an issue. I don't know where she's
been picking it up, but Ellie has quite the mouth
on her.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh she, I mean, she has a lot of opinions.
Most little kids do.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm talking more about the the F words, the MF words,
the S words, sea words, the word all the words
with letters in front of them. Yeah, she's been throwing
those around like a sailor.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What do you mean to whom? What? What? What?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm not Well, I'll just give you an example of
why I'm calling this morning. When her preschool teacher said
hello to her, your daughter, Ellie, thank you, little four
year old said mondays are for coffee and minding your
own business. Mother exact words.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Who did say this to the teacher?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, and so the teacher, you know, obviously you told
me about that one and we'll said, well, maybe it's
an isolated incident, but there's been a lot more. Yeah.
The teacher the other day asked her if she could,
you know, lay down for nap time, and she responded with,
I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh my god, I am. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Ye. So, I don't know if it's something that you.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Know it's not. It's not an excuse I yeah, none.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
So are you searching for a word that's not a
cuss word to use?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It me?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Right now? Is that what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, I'm so sorry. My husband just walks into the room. Yeah. No,
I'm on the phone with the free book. Guess what's happening.
I'm so sorry, Give me just one second. So she's
calling because Ellie's Ellie's using the words that I told
you not to use. Okay, my husband he has, uh,
he's going through a moment. Not that you need to
know about this right now, because it's really not of
any of your concern. And so at home he has

(02:36):
been using a lot more for vanity and we have
a cursed jar. Let me tell you. He could pay
probably for both of our rents together. It's really really
a lot, right right.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So you you, you and your husband are swearing loudly
in front of your child.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Not me, not me. Please please correct that. It's not no,
it's you, honey, No, it's you, it's my husband. And
and so I'm so so sorry, shut us up, shut
shut up. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, there we go. Yeah, so I guess I can
see where it's coming from. Anyways. The reason that I'm
calling because I could go for days and days and
days on the quotes from your daughter. She should maybe
think about writing some mob movies or something when she's older.
That's got a quiet the mouth on her.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, thank you for calling. We will definitely do howney.
We're dealing with this at home. Yes, we're going to
deal with this at home. Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
She's we're going to not be able to have her
back at school anymore. As why I'm calling, We're thinking, maybe,
you know, we can help you find some sort of
other options. I mean, I'm sure there are plenty plenty
of prisons where she'd fit in well, you know, and
they have education program ah.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hah, very very cute. You all should be able to
be so much better at handling kids of all shape, sizes,
and creeds. Guess what now she's going to be kicked
out of school because of your dumb, stupid activities at home. No, well,
she learned, she learned them from you. She learned them
from you. How dare you now we have to find
another school? Now? Hard? That was? I'm so sorry? But
also to you, you are you are running a horrible institution.

(04:04):
You are a terrible educator educating what? Okay? Honestly, here
I sit at home trying to the best like can
as a mother, and now I have to do with
both my husband and with you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, especially when he did a prank phone call on you.
That's gotta be tough.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm sorry say that again.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh I just said, especially when he did a frank
phone call on you about this whole situation. That's got
to be very annoying.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
A prank phone call from whom this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up? What are you? Are
you serious? This is not a real I'm literally like
my heart is.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, he said that you've been getting on him about
cussing but home and how you're scared your kid's gonna
start using it at school, and he wanted to

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Message, now, do you understand why wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks