The Real Estate Agent Who 'Needed' a Kitchen Makeover

A routine real estate call goes sideways when a persistently “helpful” agent starts rearranging things…from the other house. Tension, confusion, and a dash of Halloween vibes collide in this live Jubal Show phone prank that escalates faster than anyone expects. Tune in to hear how a calm homeowner reacts when a stranger insists the kitchen layout must change — and why the punchline landed harder than a heavy table.

---

The wildest, most hilarious prank call podcast from The Jubal Show! Join Jubal Fresh as he masterminds the funniest and most outrageous phone pranks, catching unsuspecting victims off guard with his quick wit, absurd scenarios, and unmatched comedic timing. Whether he's posing as an over-the-top customer service rep, a clueless boss, or an eccentric neighbor, no call is safe from his unpredictable humor. Get ready to laugh out loud and cringe in the best way possible! New episodes drop every weekday—tune in and let the prank wars begin!

➡︎ Submit your Jubal Phone Prank - https://thejubalshow.com

---

This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…

➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts

---

The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:

• Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com 
• Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow 
• X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow 
• Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show
• Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow 
• YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh 

Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
your kitchen aesthetic needs to be changed just a little bit,
if you don't mind. Sorry this that's on there? Yes, Hello,

(00:21):
is this Colton.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh there's like a halloween thing.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by that.
My near is Juniper and I'm a real estate agent
who's selling the house next door to yours.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh okay, how's that going?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Just getting started? And I got your number because I
wanted to call you and go over something that might
be affecting the purchase of the home that I'm selling.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, I'm happy to help.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sorry about that, Just it's the aesthetic in your kitchen
that I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You are you No, we're not selling, you're selling next door.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, yes, say I don't think they can.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't think they can see inside our kitchen from
the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I like to make sure that I do my
do diligence when i'm selling your property, quoting, and so I've.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Been watching and it's so hard to hear you. There's
a lot of stuff going on in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So sorry about that. Hold on, let me stam moving
things around. I was just moving some things around. But
as I was saying, I've been staying in the house
making sure that everything is right so that we can
get it sold. And I've been watching to see what
views are possible from each window, and I can see

(01:59):
right did your living room and your kitchen.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm sorry, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Mean to be weird. That are there?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
What is happening?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What is that sound in the background.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm just moving some things around? Is all?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay? Well, are you ask me something? Or are you
moving things around?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Willing to ask you if you'll change the layout of
your kitchen and your living room just until we get
it sold because the aesthetic is not going well with
what I've got planned for the inside of.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
The almost I'm actually happy with how my kitchen is
set up.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And just move that there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hit here? Oh, I'm just moving some things around. Is all?
Take you right here. I'm sorry. I was conves distracted
with the The table's very heavy. I'm sure you know
that's so heavy. Move this over here.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Are you in my house?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well? Define what you mean?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Question? Yes or no? You called me about wanting to
maybe redesign my house or something, and I hear you
moving things? So are you moving things in my house?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I think maybe I should be honest with you, Colton.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think you should because you better be moving things
in the house you're selling and not in the neighbor's house,
which is my house.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I guess if you were to look at it,
I'm moving things for the house i'm selling. But yes,
I'm in your living room and kitchen right now.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Just get get get out of my living room. You
get out of my living room right you have no
right to be there.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Picture on the wall over here.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm going to set up the alarm system in my
house right now. I don't know why it is turned off.
I'm going to turn it on and the cops will
be there shortly.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm calling apologize I had to cut the wires.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Really, what what the literal I'm calling the cops. I'm
calling the cops right now. I'm gonna hang up the phone.
You're going to jail you little Okay, you little creepy
weird man who thinks you can let themselves into any
house you want just because you have a real estate license.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hey, Carlton, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife set
you up. What the heck, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She said the house next door is being sold and
she wanted to creep you out.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It is being sold. And we just had a conversation
last night because I thought the real pation was like
coming and going a little late, and I was like,
is you weird?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh? Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks